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Post by Chal™ on Oct 6, 2009 9:08:00 GMT -5
lol
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Post by ReignMan19 on Oct 6, 2009 9:16:21 GMT -5
Let me know when the next family BBQ is.. I'm flying to the TEN just to come .. lol
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 6, 2009 9:38:16 GMT -5
you'll never be the same once you've been Kia'tized. i wish i could explain how you feel when you witness her first hand.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Oct 6, 2009 10:03:42 GMT -5
I would be confused, then want to laugh but scared to ... lol
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 6, 2009 10:16:54 GMT -5
oh no. DO NOT LAUGH unless you are immuned. lol
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Post by BKupInHere on Oct 7, 2009 16:41:02 GMT -5
<---screamed @ WWJD
<---fell out of her chair at "call me"
<---said "Oh damn" when she read Part II
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Post by ReignMan19 on Oct 20, 2009 12:25:58 GMT -5
*views burial plots and casket selections*
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Post by LejaOMG on Oct 20, 2009 12:45:42 GMT -5
dead @ "my momma ghetto aint it?"
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Post by Oren Ishii on Oct 20, 2009 13:17:33 GMT -5
LMAO
Thanks Kia, for the laugh of the day!
That girl is ride or die for her fam. She loves her some Chal!
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 20, 2009 14:24:48 GMT -5
Kia is my heart. I am just as, if not more, protective of her as she is of me. Only i'm not crazy with it. We're my mom's only 2 kids so we've always had this tight bond. You should see us together when it comes to my mom. Especially if some man call himself liking her. Drama.
Yea, we be blocking. We'll tell him in a heartbeat, "I'M my mama's boyfriend!!!" lol
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Post by Oren Ishii on Oct 20, 2009 14:27:43 GMT -5
I just laughed @ this You should see us together when it comes to my mom. Especially if some man call himself liking her. Drama. Yea, we be blocking. We'll tell him in a heartbeat, "I'M my mama's boyfriend!!!" lol |
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Post by BKupInHere on Oct 20, 2009 16:56:04 GMT -5
We walking back towards my spot…..
Ja: Tee Tee, my momma ghetto, ain’t it?
Me: Naw, baby, she just bipolar.
^^^the name of my script is in bold^^^
I love me some Kia!
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 20, 2009 17:04:43 GMT -5
lol @ that being the name of your script.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Oct 21, 2009 9:40:32 GMT -5
my spirit told me to log back on and I'll be damned if this laugh was not right on time.... Like seriously.. you just salvaged my spirit.. thank you
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Post by ReignMan19 on Oct 21, 2009 9:43:44 GMT -5
I just read it a second time... again when is the family cook out...
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Post by BKupInHere on Oct 21, 2009 17:53:41 GMT -5
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Post by BKupInHere on Oct 21, 2009 17:55:25 GMT -5
Me: Kia, what did you come over for?
Kia: shit, I’on know. I saw them girls in there and forgot every damn thing. I’ll be back when I remember. [/color]
<---tummy hurts from SCREAMING...
TWO KIA STORIES IN 2 DAYS!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 22, 2009 4:40:04 GMT -5
She spechul!!
Lawd, I don't feel so bad about my momma.
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 22, 2009 8:17:43 GMT -5
dead @ BK & Logakal
Reign, I'll do you one better. The family reunion is in July. lol
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Post by BKupInHere on Oct 22, 2009 21:51:57 GMT -5
WHERE'S MY INVITE???
Please make sure you tell Kia I'm coming;what I look like & that I'm cool. I don't want her locking me up in your crib or worse...
HEY!!! How did her date go with the cop dude?
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Post by T-Rex91 on Oct 23, 2009 11:49:38 GMT -5
OK, I've done the EXACT same thing. I don't like seeing myself in Kia stories....LOL!
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Post by Oren Ishii on Oct 23, 2009 11:51:51 GMT -5
Yes sir! I've sent MANY a text message like this in my day  Go Kia! Eric Lambert White Denali Plate Number 000000 About 20 minutes later I got a text that said: Half Shell on Winchester by Hacks Crossing. About 2 hours later, I got a text that said: On Riverside by the new bridge. Close to Mud Island then, at around 1:30: I’m good. Go to bed |
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 23, 2009 12:01:36 GMT -5
10/20/2009Ok, so Kia didn’t see my cousin Friday, so their altercation had to wait until Sunday. The crazy thing is, my cousin is so messy and into so much stuff, she had some other drama going on. I’ve mentioned that my cousin lives very close to me, only a parking lot away so keep that in mind. Here’s what happened. Sunday, after churchKia: Are you going straight home? Me: Yes, why? Do you want me to take the kids. Kia: Yea, cause I wanna go home and change clothes. I’ll bring them something to eat with me. Me: I cooked. Kia: Shoot. Let me hurry up. Metrie (the cousin): (walks up) What we finna do? Kia: Girl, let me go before I forget I’m on Holy ground. I’ll be there in about 30 minutes. (leaves)Metrie: what’s wrong with Kia? Me: Nothing. Metrie: Why she got a attitude all of a sudden. She was straight a few minutes ago. Me: I said, nothing. Ja, Poe, let’s go. An hour later, at my house. The kids are eating. Kia is sitting by the window with her plate. The blinds are wide open.Me: Kia, close my damn blinds. Kia: Naw, girl, I gotta see. Me: See what? There’s nothing out there. The view is in the front. Kia: I know what I’m looking for. Me: Close those damn bli… Kia: BINGO!!!!! (jumps up and goes towards the door)Me: Where you going? Kia: Metrie car just went past. Me: Kia, leave that girl alone. Kia: Nope. Can’t do it. (leaves)Poe: Where my mama going? She going over Metrie house? Me: Yep. Poe: Her finna fight? Me: I doubt it. Poe: Yes her is. Me: No, she isn’t. Poe: How you know? Me: Because we’re gonna go make sure she doesn’t. Ja, Poe, and I walk downstairs and see Kia, Metrie, Penny and Pat in the lot. Kia and Pat are arguing. Well, Kia is arguing.Kia: And you can take yo gay ass back around tha motha f&$#in’ corner. Coming around her e like you got motha f*#@in’ beef. You don’t want it with me, baby. Pat: This ain’t got shit to do with you. I came around here to talk to Metrie. I don’t even know you, boo. Kia: Boo? Naw, nigga, you don’t know me, call me boo and shyt. Naw, bro, that shit don’t fly ova hea. So since you don’t know me, let me introduce myself. I’m the bitch you don’t wanna f$*k wid. My advice to you is keep moving cause whatever beef you had over here, I just squashed it. Holla at cha. Pat: (walking off) damn, Metrie. Didn’t know you needed a bodyguard. Kia: (heads towards Pat) You still talking? Me: (grabs Kia’s arm) Let’s go. Kia: Hold up. One more thing. (turns on Metrie) Now THAT, you stupid mutha f*#%ka, is how you stand up for yo motha f&$#in’ family. You don’t stand by and let no bitches talk about you blood, and you sho’ in tha hell don’t join in on that shit. F*@k wrong with you? What, you thought I wouldn’t find out? You thought I didn’t know. Hoe, I know everything. So you might as well get ready to pay the motha f&$#in’ piper cause tha piper wanna get paid. Metrie: How you go come at me like that after we been trippin all day. You don’t even know what happened that night, so kill dat shit. Kia: damn, hoe, is you listening to me? I know every motha f&$#in’ thing. I got the story. Metrie: That’s all you got. A story. Motha f&$#ias always lying. Kia: You calling my momma a lie. Penny: Kia, I know yall cousins and all, but you go have to get up out of her face like that. Kia: Penny, I’ma count ta 2 and if you ain’t out of my face… Penny: I ain’t got nothing toa do wi… Kia: 1, 2 (swing)Me: (snatching Kia back) Kia, let’s go!!!! I told you to leave this mess be. Kia: Fool, you good? Me: I’m good. Come on. Kia: (to Metrie) Girlllllllllllllll, you owe my sista big time. She just saved you AND yo bitch.
We walking back towards my spot…..[glow=red,2,300] Ja: Tee Tee, my momma ghetto, ain’t it? Me: Naw, baby, she just bipolar.[/glow] I'm done, I AM DONE! LAWD JEEVUS! |
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 23, 2009 12:23:49 GMT -5
lol @ Juicy
HA!!! @ 91
She'll tell you, "I'm bipolar. Not crazy or stupid. Baby was like, "The plate number?" I said, "Hell, yea. If ANYTHING happens, i'm tracking this fool down." lol
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Post by BKupInHere on Oct 23, 2009 16:08:18 GMT -5
Ive left a note on my coffee table where Im going...even though I live alone (but people have my keys)
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 23, 2009 16:30:26 GMT -5
At first, i wondered why Kia would text me certain things, but i realized later she was leaving a trail. Like, she and the baby daddy ended up not so good. like shit turned violent and she left him alone. They went through the whole court thing and basically, he got visitation rights. Well, I use to get texts saying stuff like, "Jarvis just came in," or " Jarvis at my house." Me not liking him, i'd be like, wtf she telling me for? I don't like that nigga. She just wanted people to know who to look for if something happened to her. Hey, she's bipolar, not crazy or stupid. lol
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 13, 2009 13:18:35 GMT -5
ok, i've been promising this one for a minute now. Do you guys remember me saying how protective we are of my moms? Well, yea we got retarded with it. lol Lil while ago, Kia, moms, and I were at the mall to finish up some of their Christmas shopping. So, walking through the mall, we were laughing and talking while looking around to see which store we wanted to visit next. You know how when you look around, sometimes you catch eye contact with other shoppers. So, these two guys (around moms' age) were sitting at a table outside of the Starbucks as we passed. I guess moms caught his eye. Guy 1: She justa smiling. Hey, Beautiful. How you doing? Moms: Hi. So, Moms is still walking. She passes 2 stores before she realizes that Kia and I are no longer flanking her (yes, she has to walk in the middle). When she turned around, Kia and I are standing in front of the guys' table like  They're looking at us like  Guy 2: Is something wrong? Kia: You tell me. Guy 2: I don't understand.  Kia: This ain't about you, bruh. But you, I heard what you said to my mama. Guy 1: Who's your mother? Kia: (pointing) Her. Guy 1: All I said was "Hello, Beautiful." Kia:  Yea, I heard you you sweet talking, smooth criminal, Billy Dee Williams wanna be mafacka. Let me tell you something... Guy 1: (stands up) Now, wait a minute.... Kia: >:(I'm suppose to be scared cause you stood up. What that mean? Guy 1: (to moms) Ma'am, i meant no disrespect  Moms: I'm sorry. Please ignore them. Guy 1: Your daughters are something else. Me: Kia: Am I not still standing here? Did I say I was done. Like hea, Billy, you and Consuaveo need to push on. You ain't need here. Moms: Kia, hush. Again, I apologize for them. Me: Guy 1: It's adorable how protective they are of you. Kia: Adorable?!?!?! Dude, I'm grown as hell. Me: Guy 1: Would it be out of line to ask if i could call you sometimes? Me: Yes. Moms: I don't even know your name. Guy 1: I'm sorry. My name is David. Moms: *insert name here* Kia: ( mutters in disbelief) what tha f....... Me: Guy 1: So would it be okay to call? Me: No. Kia: What you calling her for? Guy 1: I'd like to be her friend. Kia: I'M my mama's friend. Guy 1: I mean her man friend. Me: I'M my mama's man. Guy 1: Ms. *insert mom's name here* Moms: That may not be a good idea. It was nice meeting you though. We walk off.Moms: ( laughing) Yall wrong for that. Kia: You WANTED to talk to him? Moms: No, but yall didn't have to start with him for speaking to me. Me: Ma, tha man was wearing crocs. Moms: So. Kia: With dress slacks and a hoodie. Me: I couldn't find a hairline to save my life. Kia: and he smelled like pork rinds Me: I was thinking bacon Mom: ( shaking her head, laughing) my children, my children. Me & Kia: What we do?  ;D ========================= And before yall say it, yep we were blocking ;D and before yall ask, no we don't care ;D moms is straight. we'll find her a good'un ourselves ;D YES, I KNOW IT SOUNDS SELFISH NO, WE DON'T CARE ;D lol ;D |
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Post by LejaOMG on Nov 13, 2009 13:21:44 GMT -5
lol @ "I couldn't find a hairline to save my life."
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 13, 2009 13:28:22 GMT -5
there, had to throw in our emotions. lol
lol @ Leja. for real, it was weard as heck. There was hair all down his forehead, making it a two head, but the on the sides it looked like his hair started at his ears or something.
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 13, 2009 15:13:33 GMT -5
*DEAD* Even though I"m for being after my e-man, I gotta give you props for this story, girl! Kia said Crocs with dress slacks & a hoodie! LMAO I fell out the chair, do you hear me?! |
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