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Post by Chal™ on Nov 13, 2009 15:23:36 GMT -5
the funny thing is that there was no prearranged signal or anything. When dude said, "hi" to moms, me and Kia automatically stopped and went dog-faced. lolI'm looking at dude like he'd just called moms a $2 ho. Ready to stomp a hole in somebody. lol
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Post by BKupInHere on Nov 14, 2009 3:03:10 GMT -5
::: F%#KIN DEAD,DEAD,DEAD:::
<---(imitating Dove) "Ma,he was wearing Crocs"
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 23, 2009 17:27:25 GMT -5
Oh, I almost forgot. This is why I hadn't told Kia about Saturday's fight. We all had Sunday dinner at Grannys house. Kia brought Charles with her (didn't even know they were still talking) So after dinner, we were all chilling in the living room when it happened.
THE EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY:
Charles stood up in front of the tv clearing his throat and shit. Kia was like, "Don't do it, Charles. I'mma hurt yo feelings. This fool (Charles) get's down on one knee in front of Kia.
him: Kia, you are my love. My light and my life. Every breath I take centers around you. Every thought I think is a memory of you. God truly blessed me the day I met you. It will do me great honor if you will take that next step with me. (insert Kia's full name here), will you marry me?
Kia: No. (walks away)
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 23, 2009 17:56:31 GMT -5
LMAO
It's funny, and sad, at the same time!
*crying laughing*
Poor dude ~straight face~
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 3, 2009 15:58:58 GMT -5
Sometimes, Baby does little things to remind me of why I fell in love with him. Ok, so on Halloween, Baby and I took Ja & Poe to the church’s party for the kids since Kia had to work. During the ride there, Baby was asking them if they were ready for Christmas to come and if they had been good yada yada yada blah blah blah. So, after being assured that they’d been good all year (lol), he asked them what they wanted Santa to bring them for Christmas. Poe pretty much wants any and everything with the Disney Princess logo on it. Pretty simple, right? Right. But Ja, he have to come up with some ol’ off the wall type stuff. Ja: I want a Spiderman truck with some X-Men in it.Um, excuse me, but um, where they do that at?  But, Baby being Baby, tells him that that’s an extra special gift and that in order to do that, Ja would have to make all M’s and E’s on his report card (he’s in kindergarten so he doesn’t have A’s and B’s). On the next report card day, Ja is all excited as he shows us his “grades”. All M’s and E’s. Me: Very good, love!!! (to Baby) Whatcha gonna do now, bigshot? Lol Baby: I got this. That was early November. Yesterday, I went over to Baby’s crib. When I got there, I didn’t see him on the main level so I called his phone ( I was NOT about to be running up and down stairs looking for him). He told me that he was downstairs in the game room. So I get down there and I smell paint. I’m like, “What are you doing?” He moved over to the side and I saw IT!!!!! Baby’s brother does a lot of work with wood. Baby had him make a Hummer with working doors and “real” windows/windshield (made of plastic of course). Baby is a really good artist. He painted the truck blue at the bottom and made it fade into red at the top. He then used some kind of material to make the “webbing” across the truck. He had bought X- Men figurines to fit inside the truck. For him to do all of that for a child that’s not only not his or related to HIM, but not mine either, was sooooooooo fricking sweet. And Poe, that’s his baby. His brother is making her a child sized vanity table that Baby’s gonna paint white and add the princesses on. Complete with the mirror, the drawers, and the cushy chair. The thing is huge. I’m jealous. lol |
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Post by LejaOMG on Dec 3, 2009 16:19:54 GMT -5
This might be the first time in my 20-something life, that I have ever felt some type of way about no getting xmas presents, lol. That's HOT!
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Post by QueenOH on Dec 3, 2009 16:27:22 GMT -5
awww
tell him I want to learn how to make stuff like that
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Post by Oren Ishii on Dec 3, 2009 16:55:02 GMT -5
That is so sweet!
You betta gon' marry that man, Chal! LOL
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 3, 2009 17:33:01 GMT -5
I's gettin to it. I's gettin to it. lol
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Post by BKupInHere on Dec 4, 2009 15:33:01 GMT -5
<--weeping & emotionally moved...and wondering if Baby has a brother named "Toddler" that's just as sweet as him (or "Adolescent")
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 4, 2009 17:53:56 GMT -5
LMAO @ his brother's "names"
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 13:44:10 GMT -5
Ok, you guys, this isn’t a “Kia” story. It’s about my cousin Metrie. I’ve mentioned her a few times in other stories. She’s the one who led the Hater Brigade when I got my promotion.
Anyway, Metrie, her girlfriend, Penny, and her friends Quita, Kim (who’s really a guy), Tamara, and Na Na decided that they were gonna go to New Orleans for Valentine’s Weekend. They’d been putting money to the side for the past few weeks. So everyone has already paid for the suite and the rentals. The only money needed now was for expenses like food, shopping, etc. Kim’s brother was suppose to give him/her $200 that Thursday, but the bank closed on him. He was suppose to give it to him/her that Friday, but they were leaving before he could get off work and go to the bank, so he said he’d wire it to the hotel.
Our friend, Tina (a thinker like me), said (in Kim’s face), “Something ain’t right about this. If I were yall, I would just give Kim her money back and not let her go. Her stories aren’t connecting right.”
But no, Metrie let Kim go.
Fast forward to the hotel. There’s no money. So according to Metrie (this heffa actually called to brag), this is what happened:
Metrie, Penny, Kim, and Quita were in one car. Tamara, Na Na, and their two friends were in the other. Metrie was going of on Kim about not having any money. Kim got tired of it and started arguing back. Metrie, not use to any of them “challenging her authority” started calling Kim all kinds of faggots other gay terminology (like she isn’t gay herself). So Kim says, “fuck you Metrie, with yo obese ass.”
Metrie swerves into a gas station parking lot and tells Kim to get out and find his/her own way back to Memphis. Kim wouldn’t get out, so they had the dude from the other car jump on him/her. The guy basically beats Kim until he/she can barely move, they jump in the car and ride off.
Metrie calls me and Tina and gleefully tells us what happened.
Me: I’m not understanding why you find this funny.
Metrie: You had to be there. I damn near pissed myself.
Tina: What the fuq, Metrie? How you do some shit like that and actually have the nerve to laugh?
Me: Right. There is absolutely NOTHING you can say to justify what happened.
Metrie: She shouldn’t have lied.
Me: I don’t care. I don’t care how mad you get at somebody, you don’t have the beat up and you DON’T leave them stranded in some strange city. All yall had to do was leave Kim ass in the room when yall went out. Any one of yall could’ve bought her a few burgers or something to eat while yall down there.
Metrie: What the fuck ever. You always have thought you were better than everybody else. You don’t never come around because you act like we beneath you.
Me: No. I don’t come around because Karma is a mafacka. All this shit you doing, it’s coming back. It’s gonna get you and all the mafackas around you cause they condone the shit. I’m not trying to get caught up in your mess. I’ve got my own sins to pay for. With the way you treat people, you wonder why you can’t get ahead.
Metrie: fuck you. I don’t need you. I don’t need nothing from you.
Me: That’s good, because you won’t get anything from me. Tina, I’ll see you later.
And I hung up.
Does it bother me, her reaction? No, because although she is my cousin and I will always love her, I don’t need that kind of person in my life. Being around her will bring you down. She’s a user. A manipulator. A Liar. Etc. etc. etc.
I can’t do anything for her but pray.
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 15, 2010 14:10:47 GMT -5
^^^^^^Speechless
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Post by ReignMan19 on Feb 15, 2010 14:44:32 GMT -5
W H O A
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 15:11:07 GMT -5
exactly. when i tell yall i was in tears, that's an understatement. I cried and prayed so hard because all I saw was Kim walking down a highway, lost somewhere between New Orleans and Memphis. The cell phone is a Cricket, so it's no good outside of Memphis. Later, Tina and I called Tamara, who, by the way, did NOT agree with what was going on, and she told us that Kim had found her way to the hotel and was in her (Tamera's) room. We asked her if she take Kim to a Greyhound station and put him/her on the bus if we called in the ticket. Metrie nem' will get her first, so I told Kim to call me from the station when the bus gets in. Tina and I are gonna go get him/her and take her to Metrie's house to get his/her stuff. (Did I forget to mention that they all live together?) Then we're taking Kim to her brother. I may not agree with the way you live your life, but NO ONE deserves to be treated like that.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Feb 15, 2010 15:19:43 GMT -5
First I will say that story is horrible.... but...... on the insides..... I'm slowly dying at the he/her references... *prays God forgives me for snickering*
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Feb 15, 2010 16:13:20 GMT -5
Dayuuum
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 16:21:40 GMT -5
Reign, i heart you dearly, but you know where to go +++++++>
you might wanna take a few magazines. You'll be there for a minute. lol
seriously, you know Kim's a man, but you get so use to seeing her in Drag (he NEVER EVER goes out as a man) that although you don't forget, it tends to slip your mind
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 15, 2010 16:23:12 GMT -5
Wow, they never turned back for shim? Just wow. With friends like that......
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 16:31:39 GMT -5
Right. You hit in on the head. With friends like that.....
Kim came to me on another occasion because as i said, they all live together, but it's Metrie's apartment. Now, if it were me (and I'm sure many of you), if I'm gonna sta with you, you're gonna give me a set figure on how much you think should be paid for my rent. And said rent will include room, electricity, water. etc. etc. I will purchase and prepare my own food.
Metrie makes the get the Visa Debit card from Ace Cash Advance, get their pay checks directly deposited, and guess who keeps the cards. Hizzelle Nizalle.
Anywho, Kim came to me saying how Metrie takes all his/her money and in the end he/she may have only $50 left. I tell her it's not my business what they do over there, but he/she's dumb as hell to go along with it. You think you finna count and control my money? Hells naw!! Here go yo rent, holla at me next month.
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 15, 2010 16:34:01 GMT -5
And these are all 20 somethin adults?!?!? Someone please call Mellody Hobson or Suzie Ormon for an intervention!
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Post by ReignMan19 on Feb 15, 2010 16:37:15 GMT -5
Why come? even after I said my prayer... Reign, i heart you dearly, but you know where to go +++++++> you might wanna take a few magazines. You'll be there for a minute. lol seriously, you know Kim's a man, but you get so use to seeing her in Drag (he NEVER EVER goes out as a man) that although you don't forget, it tends to slip your mind |
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 16:51:02 GMT -5
yes, Reign. even after, because I almost positive that you were still snickering. lol
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 16:52:39 GMT -5
And these are all 20 somethin adults?!?!? Someone please call Mellody Hobson or Suzie Ormon for an intervention! Metrie is 27 (28 in a coupla weeks) Kim is 25 Penny is 24 Quita is 23 or 24 my thing is, how you taking somebody else money and treating them bad, acting like you the shit all up in here, but at the same time, Your "girlfriend" is caking the hell out of you? |
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Feb 15, 2010 23:06:54 GMT -5
That's sad...shim betta wake up...shim don't need that...
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 16, 2010 13:21:54 GMT -5
Wowwwwwwwwwwww! That is totally messed up! Yeah, your cousin is going to get hers because all that other stuff was unncessary. If Your cousin was that bent out of shape about Kim not having any money, then they never should have let Kim go in the first place.
SMH, God don't like ugly!
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Post by ReignMan19 on Feb 16, 2010 13:40:26 GMT -5
yes, Reign. even after, because I almost positive that you were still snickering. lol YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE!!!! <--- lashing out because its true |
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 16, 2010 15:17:38 GMT -5
lol @ Reign
trying not to lol @ Mel
I talked to Kim when I got him/her from the bus station. He/she doesn't wanna go home because his/her family doesn't accept his/her lifestyle. I told him/her that his/her lifestyle isn't worth his/her life. He/she needs to take of the stilettos, slip on some Nikes, and go home.
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 16, 2010 15:27:49 GMT -5
*trying not to laugh at the take off the stilettos and slip on Nikes. Too late*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 16, 2010 17:33:09 GMT -5
lol @ THE JUICE
*UPDATE*
Just got off the phone with Tina. Guess who's back at Metrie's house.
*smh* just can't help some people
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