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Post by Chal™ on May 24, 2011 12:40:13 GMT -5
this man said snow angels!!!!
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 24, 2011 13:17:07 GMT -5
i don't know what's funnier: The groom getting two-pieced by the daughter, or the random nomad making snow angels on the floor. Please let "gone too soon" be played at my funeral.......... |
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Post by LejaOMG on May 24, 2011 13:18:08 GMT -5
the "daughter of Zion" demonstration was assuredly my favorite part."Sir!! I'll leave, sir!! "
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Post by Rare_Commodity on May 24, 2011 16:23:21 GMT -5
I'm done I can't read no moe! This sounds like a mess written so I know it was a sight to see. Im mad at the daughter for two piecing step daddy!
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 3, 2011 11:16:20 GMT -5
For a look into the complex simplicities of my mind log on to challyshares.tumblr.comFor a listening ear, a [sometimes] sympathetic shoulder, and sound, practical advice log on to askchally.tumblr.com/Spread the word!! Thanks!! |
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Post by BKupInHere on Jun 7, 2011 11:43:12 GMT -5
Where was Kia during this ratchidness?
<---backsliding (pause) member of OO/OOA
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 7, 2011 14:00:43 GMT -5
Kia wasn't there that morning when the fight broke out. She met us at the brides house afterwards. At the wedding/reception she was there. That girl laughed the whole time. Especially when the dude with the stick came in. She told me about some other stuff that was going on during the wedding that I couldn't see from where I was positioned. This wedding was a trip.
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 13, 2011 16:12:31 GMT -5
I have decided that perhaps I am a bit too harsh on this whole "love" thing. So I'm just gonna sit back, chill out, and let it ease up when it wants to. Until then I'm smashing every wang in sight.*
*ok, so I'm not. it just felt that fit in good with that point I'm making. We all know I'm entirely too prudish to even entertain the thought of riding a wang that doesn't damn near have my name tattooed on it so let's just chalk it up to a 8 month dry spell, call it a day, and go home, mm'kay.
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Jun 14, 2011 9:15:46 GMT -5
^^ LOL I feel you. I keep wanting to say nikkas ain't shy and men aren't either but I know there has got to be some light at the end of the tunnel...
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Jun 14, 2011 9:16:09 GMT -5
I'm not sure what my ultimate goal is (and I sorta prefer not to think about it). But I do know that I SHALL be rocking one of these come February 2012. #pointblankperiod  I need this outfit in my life! |
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Post by Chal™ on Jul 19, 2011 11:34:51 GMT -5
The WORST songs pop into my head at the WORST times. I'm the type who when a song pops into my head, I sing out loud and even start to groove. That being said, I'm standing at the Coke machine about to purchase an over priced bottle of water when Mercedes pops into my head. So I'm singing. And I'm grooving.
Put me on the counter in the kitchen
Now, baby, cool my body with some ice cream
Lick me head to toe, bending me over
Sixty' nine will be the next thing
I wanna taaaaste your booooooody all night long
from sun up to sun down I wanna make you moan
All of a sudden, I hear (in one of the sexest voices I've ever heard)
You ain't gotta say too much
from the look in your eyes I can tell you wanna *BIG GRIN*
Let me find out Ms. "Chally" has a wild side.
I turned around so fast I dropped my water. It was the Mech. Dept. Supervisor. He hands me my water, laughs, gets his soda, then walks away whistling the song.
Can you say EMBARRASSING!!!!!
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Post by Chal™ on Aug 30, 2011 15:28:12 GMT -5
My co-worker (male) and I are at Lenny's, right? Co-worker is making the orders, I'm chilling at the table. So, this guy comes over and hits me with the absolute WORSE line ever. Like so bad, I laugh at the sheer ignorance of it. Then... Guy: You must be a Cansa. Me:  Excuse me? Guy: A Cansa. You know, like Capracone, Taura, Gemini. A Cansa. Me:  Oooooo...kay. Guy: Yea, I love me a Cansa woman. Yall be with that kinky shit in the bed. Umph umph umph, girl I could do some thangs to you." Me:  Excuse you?  I guess my co-worker saw my expression because he came over. CW: Chally, is everything alright? Guy: Oh, this you? My bad, brah. No dis. I can work with that, tho. Umph. Love me a Cansa woman. Me: Actually, I'm not a "Cansa." I'm a Leo. Guy: What? (walking away) Aw, hell naw. Dem Leo maf&*kas crazy as f&*k. Naw, I'm straight, brah. CW: What the hell just happened? Me: ;D Don't know, don't care. Run me my salad, homey. |
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Post by Chal™ on Sept 22, 2011 11:25:50 GMT -5
i hold my head up nose all in the air they say i'm acting funny but i really don't care i gotta do me dang shawty can i live i gotta switch it up take more than i give "i really need your help, Nei. Lemme get that." tables turn, i'm in trouble but i can't get it back being there for the others ended up getting burned look out for myself that’s the lesson that I learned not dealing with emotions just sticking to the facts the same way you treat me towards you I’ma act gonna keep it one hundred not taking no slack and if you don’t like it, shawty, you can fall back don’t take it personal that’s just the way it’s gotta be done worrying about you now it’s all about me going hard on my hustle doubled up on grind handling my business taking care of mine tryna heal the hurt band aid on the pain to appreciate the sunshine gotta face the rain eliminating negativity positive reigns supreme head up, shoulders back regal baring of queen a smile on my face a new gleam in my eye no point in staying down gotta spread my wings and fly it’s my new way of life not just shop talk seeing is believing now watch me walk A year and a day later and ain't chyt changed. SMH |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 22, 2011 11:54:20 GMT -5
Awww... Nice rhyme tho.
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Post by QueenOH on Sept 22, 2011 11:59:35 GMT -5
too long; didn't read
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 22, 2011 12:30:14 GMT -5
Rude Queen
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Post by QueenOH on Sept 22, 2011 12:37:31 GMT -5
very much so
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Post by Chal™ on Sept 22, 2011 16:01:16 GMT -5
LOL!!!
Thanks, Reign. And no, Queen, I didn't expect you to read it. I already know you don't do long posts.
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Post by Chal™ on Sept 23, 2011 10:43:52 GMT -5
Some of the best advice I've ever received:
You have to know that since you've accepted Christ, you're a new creation. If you walk in that newness, you will discover that humans may still remember that old person. But since all things have become brand new, stop being emotional about what people say and focus solely on pleasing the One who can make all those enemies footstools.
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 3, 2011 11:04:14 GMT -5
Telling your wife that if given the chance you're willing to cheat on her with me, KNOWING that she knows our history and doesn't trust us alone together, was a real stupid move on your part. No, I will not explain that you said "if." No, I will not attempt to convince her it was a hypothetical statement. No, I will not go out of my way to reassure her that we are just friends.
What I will do is ask you what in the effing heck were you thinking/drinking/smoking/etc when you let that come out of your mouth?
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Post by LejaOMG on Oct 3, 2011 12:14:04 GMT -5
I was JUST marinating on something similar this morning. Men are hilarious.
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 3, 2011 12:42:23 GMT -5
Hilarious is right. Pure entertainment
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 20, 2011 15:55:45 GMT -5
So my hair today is pulled up in a loose updo of sorts (if that's what you call it. I call it running late so I just did something quick 3 minutes before I ran out the door). Anywho, so after the midday meeting of the minds on of my cool coworkers(who I haven't seen in 2 weeks) comes over to me grinning.
CO: C.J.
Me: M.E.
CO: So what's new?
Me: I sent off the reports for last quarter to Sa....
CO: Nooooo. I mean what's new with you?
Me: Nothing.
CO: Right. What's with the glow?
Me: I don't know anything about a glow. I just feel good.
CO: Mmmm hmmm. What's his name?
Me: Why does my feeling good have to be the result of a man? I don't need any help for that.
CO: Normally I'd say "right on," but that lil accessory on your neck is telling me otherwise.
Me: (lifts my necklace in confusion) This old thing??
CO: No. (touches a spot on the right side of my neck) This NEW thing.
Me: (touches neck in confusion, then LIGHTBULB!!) Girl stop. That has been there for 30 years. It's a birthmark.
Yea. I just remembered why I don't wear my hair up often. Can you imagine as a teen what I had to endure from my parents and siblings when they'd forget all about it then see it one day out of the blue? sheesh
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Post by LejaOMG on Nov 14, 2011 13:59:59 GMT -5
So the streets tell us Kia is getting married. We require details. Please and thanks.
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 14, 2011 14:34:21 GMT -5
LOL!. So far so good, but it is early yet. I'm sure I'll have some goodies to dish pretty darn soon.
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Post by Chal™ on Jan 12, 2012 16:19:44 GMT -5
As adults, people should understand that sarcasm is usually the result of them doing/saying something stupid. We should also know the difference between arrogance and confidence.
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Him: You're pretty cute to be a heavy chick.
Me: That's what your dad said before he left my house last night.
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Him: I can tell you're feeling me.
Me: Really? How so?
Him: It's in your body language. You can't look me in the eye because I make you shy. You pull away when I hold your hand because I make you nervous. And you keep staring at my lips because you want to kiss them. No am I right, or am I right?
Me: Dude, you need to take your spidey senses to the shop because you've gotten that all wrong. I can't look you in the eyes because I can't take you seriously and don't want to laugh in your face. I pull my hands away because I don't want you touching me. I'm not staring at your lips. I'm actually trying to read them since you're trying to do this sexy whisper/mumble thing and I can't understand a damn thing you've said. Talking like Darius from ABG.
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Him: You sitting there playing hard to get. If you really didn't wanna f**k with me you wouldn't be here.
Me: 1) I'm not playing. 2)I don't want you. I do, however, want to enjoy the rest of my lunch in peace, so if you want to go *gestures towards the door*
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Him: Your arrogance knows no bounds.
Me: I could say the same about your ignorance. Thanks for lunch!
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Yea. I think the kid is done with dating for a minute.
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Post by LejaOMG on Jan 12, 2012 17:08:06 GMT -5
Man... and they be calling ME razor tongue!
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Post by Chal™ on Jan 12, 2012 17:11:22 GMT -5
What I do???
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 20, 2012 9:43:03 GMT -5
So, my sister is now a MRS. Rather than go the conventional wedding route, or even standing before the JoP, they had a cute little ceremony (no shenanigans, fights, or otherwise ghetto-like activity) and plan to do it big for their reception next month. Guess who got stuck planning THAT. Yep, you know it.
All in all, I'm proud of my baby sis for making such a positive move for the sake of her family, and honestly, I think she did quite well in choosing her life partner.
The only thing left to say is welcome to the family, Mr. Phillips.
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Feb 21, 2012 23:54:14 GMT -5
Awwww..yay Kia..I snuck on and saw the pics
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Excuse me?
Oooooo...kay.
Excuse you? 
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