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Post by Kyng of JDs on Nov 15, 2010 14:33:07 GMT -5
mmmmm
1800....
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Post by LejaOMG on Nov 15, 2010 14:44:25 GMT -5
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 15, 2010 15:29:52 GMT -5
shoot, I approve that alchypost. LOL!!! needless to say, Chally was feeling lovely. Even saved a shot to avoid that hangover Sunday morning. <--- should be ashamed <--- isn't |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 15, 2010 16:58:29 GMT -5
Pure white Hennessy has my heart and won't let it go... what am I to do.... I need a steady import... L who's your connect?
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 15, 2010 17:12:37 GMT -5
LOL!!
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Post by Coach on Nov 15, 2010 17:14:56 GMT -5
Pure white Hennessy has my heart and won't let it go... what am I to do.... I need a steady import... L who's your connect? Is it that good though?? Is it as smooth as people make it out to be? |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 15, 2010 17:24:28 GMT -5
Pure white Hennessy has my heart and won't let it go... what am I to do.... I need a steady import... L who's your connect? Is it that good though?? Is it as smooth as people make it out to be? Son yes!!!! Believe absolutely everything you hear about it... It is so worth the hype... the biggest mistake I made was not getting a case. |
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Post by LejaOMG on Nov 15, 2010 17:25:40 GMT -5
Pure white Hennessy has my heart and won't let it go... what am I to do.... I need a steady import... L who's your connect? lol @ you thinking I'm giving up my connect. Wildin. I might could get you a bottle, but the supplier? No way. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 15, 2010 17:27:13 GMT -5
Pure white Hennessy has my heart and won't let it go... what am I to do.... I need a steady import... L who's your connect? lol @ you thinking I'm giving up my connect. Wildin. I might could get you a bottle, but the supplier? No way. More than a bottle is needed.... I guess that was a little "guido" of me to ask for the connect... but I need to be put in the import rotations. |
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Post by LejaOMG on Nov 15, 2010 17:29:27 GMT -5
they got embassies in Florida, right? Yeah, hit me on BBM later.
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Nov 15, 2010 22:09:06 GMT -5
Loves OOA just for the last coupla posts...
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 29, 2010 23:10:28 GMT -5
so like, seriously, for real, I don't want be with you. I don't want to date you. I don't want to be your cutty buddy. I just want to come over, curl up on the couch with a blanket, snuggle up next to you, and we watch the football games together. I promise I won't ask you to explain anything, I won't try to engage you in meaningless chit chatter, and I'll even be nice enough to fill the popcorn/peanut/chex mix/whatever bowl and grab fresh beers when they run out. So can I get that or what?
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Nov 29, 2010 23:57:43 GMT -5
Nah....that right there is real!!!
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 17, 2010 15:55:34 GMT -5
Ok, yea, this is gross.
this morning, we had a pre audit with one of the reps from one of our contracted customers. Chick comes in very professional, dressed nicely, hair pulled back into a loose bun, some FIE frames, but not as hot as Leja's, though. I WANT those. Cough em up.
Anyway, back on topic... the chick. When she came in, they introduced her. I looked up to speak, but I was distracted by this big red angry herpe perched on top of her lip. On the inside I was screaming (partially in fear, partially in shock). On the outside, I just smiled and said nice to meet you. I'm glad I was on the other side of the conference table so I didn't have to shake her hand. You can't tell me she wasn't messing with that thing in the car.
Meeting progresses....
As everyone is discussing everything, I find myself drawn to this thing on her lip. I've pretty much tuned everyone out because my attention is stuck on that....thing. When she talked it seemed to swell and tighten. I just knew that if she said the right word in the right way (or the wrong word in the wrong way) that thing would burst and splatter the table, the walls, and all other occupants in the room.
End of the meeting....
I returned to my office as they gave chick a tour of the facilities. Following the tour, they brokefor lunch. After lunch, we met again to address her issues/concerns/notes about her tour. I just knew that I wouldn't be able to concentrate because I had yet to remove the image of that thing staring at me from across the table. I told myself, "Chal, just don't look up or in her direction. I couldn't help it. I looked up. This time, instead of a big angry red bump looking at me, there was an big angry red wet looking splotchy spot.
I literally gagged. I had to leave the room. That shit is nasty and I am not going back in there. Hell no. I'm sitting in my office with them on a speaker phone conference call because I just can't do it.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Dec 17, 2010 15:59:47 GMT -5
hahaha... hilarious.... and it kind of made me itch..
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 17, 2010 16:03:22 GMT -5
not funny, sir!!!  that ish was N ! A ! S ! T ! Y ! A ! S ! H ! A ! Y ! L ! E ! |
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Post by InMyWorld on Dec 17, 2010 16:07:42 GMT -5
LOL @ you having a weak stomach.....
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Dec 17, 2010 16:14:14 GMT -5
Ummmmm....how you conference an in house meeting?!? Silly
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 17, 2010 16:20:35 GMT -5
it sounds silly, but we (read: mostly me) do it often!!! Sometimes I have so much going on that i can't stop just to attend the hour long mid-morning meeting. It's even worse at this time of year so the majority of them meet in the conference room and dial us in.
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 17, 2010 16:21:10 GMT -5
LOL @ you having a weak stomach..... I'M SENSITIVE!!!! LOL |
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 27, 2010 11:36:18 GMT -5
Just got off the phone with my friend, Tre. His "lady friend" has me over here ROLLING!!!
Tre- Sup, kid? How you doing?
Me - I'm good. What's good with you?
Tre - I'm straight. Just checking on you. You feel like getting out today?
Me - Today when?
Tre - In about 30 minutes. I'm taking Asha home. Thought you might wanna ride with me.
Me - (laughing) You just don't want to take that long ride back by yourself.
Tre - (laughing) That, too. You wanna roll?
Me - Can't. I'm at work. Trust me, if I could get up out of here, I'd be running out the door right now.
Tre - Girl, you retarded.
Asha - Girl? Trey, who are you talking to?
Tre - Chal, why?
Asha - So you telling me I'm sitting over here and you on the phone with some chick?
Tre - Noooooo, I'm not on the phone with some chick. I'm on the phone with Chal.
Asha - You know what I mean, Tre. That's just rude and disrespectful.
Me - She has a point, Tre. I didn't know she was there with you. Call me later.
Tre - (to me) Nah, hold up. (to her) How is that disrespectful. I told you I was gonna call one of my friends to ride with us. You said ok.
Asha - That's before I knew you were calling a female.
Tre - Male, female, why does it matter?
Asha - Turn it around, Tre. What if I were calling one of my male friends to ride with me to take you home?
Tre - What's your point?
Asha - What's my point? [insert disgusted sigh here]
Me - Tre, the point is she's offended and you're the one who offended her. Try to understand her point of view and apologize.
Tre - But why am I apologizing?
Me - (sigh) If you don't know why, then don't.
Asha - I didn't ask you to apologize.
Tre - I'm not talking to you.
Asha - Well, who are you....... YOU STILL ON THE PHONE WITH HER?!?!?!?!
Me - (laughing) You finna get it.
Tre - No I'm not.
Me - Tre, hang up the phone and handle your business.
Tre - Nah, it's good. I got this.
Me - Yea, right.
Tre - Yea, right nothing. I'm good.
Asha - So you're gonna sit here and have a whole nother conversation in the middle of our discussion?
Tre - There is no discussion. You're just sitting here yelling at me like I've done something wrong.
Asha - You sitting here on the phone with another girl while I'm right here. That IS wrong.
Tre - Come on, Asha. You act like I'm talking to some random broad.
Asha - Whatever, Tre. I'm done.
Tre - Now it's whatever? Now you don't wanna talk about it. Why you acting like that? I told you me and Chal been like fam for damn near 10 years. She is not a threat to you.
Asha - Ha! LIKE fam.
Tre - Fuq that mean?
Asha - She a woman?
Tre - Yea.
Asha - She gay?
Tre - Hell naw!
Asha - You gay?
Tre - FUQS NO!!
Asha - Then she's a threat.
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I think I like this chick. LOL!!
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Post by LejaOMG on Dec 27, 2010 11:38:52 GMT -5
clueless n-words. Ev-er-y single one of my male friends has had such a moment involving me. The majority of the respective SOs dislike, mistrust or feel threatened by me. It's always the dude's fault. Always.
#storyofmylife
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 27, 2010 12:11:08 GMT -5
LOL!!! Right. The guys are always so clueless to the "problem" I have to remind them often, dude, we can't do everything we use to do. You have a girlfriend/SO/fiance/wife. That puts up boundaries. What we see as totally innocent means something totally different to them.
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 7, 2011 6:21:04 GMT -5
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 7, 2011 9:38:35 GMT -5
Gassy
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 7, 2011 9:57:59 GMT -5
LOL!!!! Actually, the gas thing isn't that bad. Not as bad as I expected, anyway
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 16, 2011 17:39:04 GMT -5
From the day we met we've been like bosom buddies. We clicked INSTANTLY!! It was so weird, our connection. But we didn't question it. We embraced it. We nurtured it. We've tested it many many times, but we never lost it. And now.... I've gotta tell you, dude, that shyt hurt. That shyt hurts. Not for one second can I understand why, but why really doesn't matter. The point is you did it. You're the reason why it happened. This isn't the first time our bond has been tested, but it is the first time the test was failed. You've done some things that made me look at you sideways, but I've ALWAYS been there for you, loving you, trusting you, supporting you, believing in you, and now this? Now this. I'll miss you, but I have to do what's best for me.  |
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Feb 16, 2011 20:51:43 GMT -5
Awwww Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Feb 16, 2011 21:26:56 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 16, 2011 23:39:56 GMT -5
chal's a old people bully and a pyro
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that ish was N ! A ! S ! T ! Y ! A ! S ! H ! A ! Y ! L ! E !
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