trini21
I am just a newbie
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Post by trini21 on Feb 17, 2011 1:28:23 GMT -5
Thank you for this thread! It had me dying!!!
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Feb 17, 2011 9:06:42 GMT -5
I got the vaseline, ski mask, and masking tape if needed.
*IJS*
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 17, 2011 10:14:03 GMT -5
Mel, I'll hit you up in a bit on FB.
Hiya e-Dean *waves*
Queen, don't leave out the short people. I pick on them, too. And since you're short(er than me), that includes you.
You're welcome, Trini.
And Rare, I was with you one the Vaseline, but the ski mask and masking tape made me laugh FOR REAL, so thank you for cheering me up a bit.
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 17, 2011 10:21:57 GMT -5
I am not short. I am average height for a woman!!!
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 17, 2011 10:23:42 GMT -5
Average Smaverage. You're shorter than I am so you fall in the midget category by default.
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 17, 2011 10:25:43 GMT -5
I am the tallest woman on my mom's side. (I was the tallest but my little brother is now 3 inches taller than me)
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Feb 17, 2011 13:13:35 GMT -5
Thats cool or just text me...
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Post by Chal™ on May 4, 2011 10:55:09 GMT -5
So we're sitting in the conference room waiting for everyone to show up for the daily planning meeting, right? This chick, Cynthia, comes in and sits down. All of a sudden, I'm realizing that I smell shyt. Like literally, I smell shyt. So I'm doing the lil sniff and frown thing and this guy, Rod nudges my arm, leans toward me, and whispers, "Do you smell that?" I grimace and nod. He leans to his other side and asks Pearl the same thing. She frowns and points to Cynthia. Rod chuckles loudly causing Cynthia to look up and cat the look on Pearls face.
Cynthia - Pearl, why are you frowning at me?
Pearl - Because you stank! Just trifling.
Cynthia - (hand to chest southern belle style) I beg your pardon!!
Pearl - You brought your trifling behind out of the bathroom without washing your hands and now you got it smelling like crap in here. You probably got that mess caught up in your nails.
Cynthia - Pearl you are out of line!!! I'm not going to stay here and take this. Conference me in.
Cynthia storms out as John comes in.
John - What was that? And whew!!!! What is that smell?
Everybody: Cynthia.
Pearl - Just trifling.
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 4, 2011 11:55:10 GMT -5
BOOLSHYT!!!! I don't believe you! LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Chal™ on May 4, 2011 12:41:37 GMT -5
LOL!! I could hardly believe it myself. Only the four of us were in the conference room so Pearl, the tell-it-like-it-is-no-holds-barred chick, just let it out. Cynthia is one of those lil backstabbing women who not too many people like to deal with. She and Pearl are ALWAYS into it. Pearl gets on her at any and every available opportunity and though I shouldn't laugh, it be soooo fricking funny.
and chick didn't smell like she forgot to wash her hands. she smelled like she forgot to wash her tail. lol
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Post by QUIET As Kept on May 4, 2011 13:58:05 GMT -5
I lit'rally gasped out loud at Pearl! LOLOLOL So we're sitting in the conference room waiting for everyone to show up for the daily planning meeting, right? This chick, Cynthia, comes in and sits down. All of a sudden, I'm realizing that I smell shyt. Like literally, I smell shyt. So I'm doing the lil sniff and frown thing and this guy, Rod nudges my arm, leans toward me, and whispers, "Do you smell that?" I grimace and nod. He leans to his other side and asks Pearl the same thing. She frowns and points to Cynthia. Rod chuckles loudly causing Cynthia to look up and cat the look on Pearls face. Cynthia - Pearl, why are you frowning at me? Pearl - Because you stank! Just trifling. Cynthia - (hand to chest southern belle style) I beg your pardon!! Pearl - You brought your trifling behind out of the bathroom without washing your hands and now you got it smelling like crap in here. You probably got that mess caught up in your nails. Cynthia - Pearl you are out of line!!! I'm not going to stay here and take this. Conference me in. Cynthia storms out as John comes in. John - What was that? And whew!!!! What is that smell? Everybody: Cynthia. Pearl - Just trifling. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on May 4, 2011 14:13:29 GMT -5
LOL! Pearl could be my grandma in another life...
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on May 4, 2011 15:57:55 GMT -5
Lmboooooii
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Post by ReignMan19 on May 5, 2011 10:29:08 GMT -5
Real talk I didn't know people name Pearl were still living. I thought they all died off around 92
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Post by Chal™ on May 5, 2011 11:23:58 GMT -5
CRYING!!!!!!
YOU STOOPID!!!
Her name is actually Pearlene but everyone calls her Pearl
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Post by Southie on May 5, 2011 11:50:08 GMT -5
Real talk I didn't know people name Pearl were still living. I thought they all died off around 92 Pearl is defninately an old name, however I met a 25 year old Pearl at a conference in Feb/2011. |
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 6, 2011 7:09:53 GMT -5
CRYING!!!!!! YOU STOOPID!!! Her name is actually Pearlene but everyone calls her Pearl So Pearlene is more contemporary?  ? |
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Post by ReignMan19 on May 6, 2011 8:10:26 GMT -5
CRYING!!!!!! YOU STOOPID!!! Her name is actually Pearlene but everyone calls her Pearl So Pearlene is more contemporary? ? I just left it alone 91.... just left it alone...lol |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2011 8:50:27 GMT -5
no, I wasn't saything to suggest that her name is more contemporary. I actually thing it's even more ancient sounding than Pearl.
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Post by Rare_Commodity on May 6, 2011 13:22:47 GMT -5
Real talk I didn't know people name Pearl were still living. I thought they all died off around 92 Hahahahahahaha you ain't right. I can't stop laughing at this comment. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on May 6, 2011 13:50:04 GMT -5
I seriously thought Pearl from 227 was the last one...
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on May 6, 2011 14:26:47 GMT -5
Yall are some nuts...
tis all
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2011 15:18:40 GMT -5
The sad news is I've sold Sexy Lexy (gonna miss her)
The glad news is I don't have to pay for premium gas anymore (not gonna miss that)
The best news is the extra dough in the bank (I think I'm Big Meech. Larry Hoover)
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Post by Chal™ on May 10, 2011 11:28:37 GMT -5
Decided to give this blogging thing one more try. I think I'm doing a whole lot better now. Then again, it's only been about a week.
No, don't think negative. I'm going to put in the effort to make this thing work.
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Post by Chal™ on May 10, 2011 11:33:36 GMT -5
On another note, my 16 year old male cousin gives me a headache.
He has not one, but 2 babies on the way. One due mid-November. One due late December. The girls are cousins. One is the sister of his best friend (who may or may not be his friend anymore because of what's going on). The two girls are fighting each other because they each want to be with him so the battle is basically Girlfriend vs Baby Mama. Neither wants to be just the baby mama. Ask him how he feels, he shrugs and say "Whatever." Ask him who he wants, he shrugs and says, "Don't matter. I'll still be f**king off with both of em. What's the point in having a title?"
Headache.
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Post by Rare_Commodity on May 10, 2011 14:15:24 GMT -5
OMG that is alot. Wow how is he gone feel when that child support starts hitting him and when he can't pay they take him to jail. Ughhhh I feel for him he sounds like my 50+ year old uncle that is going thru a similar baby mama close in age issue. He is only 16 he has sooo much to live for. There is much more drama to follow this situation. I will be praying for him and his sanity.
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Post by Rare_Commodity on May 10, 2011 14:18:38 GMT -5
Heck I might need to start a blog about my little brother that don't work don't wanna work expect everyone to take care of him and he lies for no reason at all. I really believe it takes a man to teach a man how to be a man and if more male figures and positive role models were around the males be would be in a better situation.
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Post by QueenOH on May 10, 2011 14:20:56 GMT -5
Heck I might need to start a blog about my little brother that don't work don't wanna work expect everyone to take care of him and he lies for no reason at all. I really believe it takes a man to teach a man how to be a man and if more male figures and positive role models were around the males be would be in a better situation. Hit him upside the head with a brick and tell him you will do that every day until he gets a job. It is all about motivation |
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Post by Rare_Commodity on May 10, 2011 14:23:41 GMT -5
I agree he lives with my mom and she/we kind of enable him because he is the baby (21). My mom is always like ohhhh I don't want him to go out and sell drugs or get on drugs or make babies yada yada yada so she allows him to freeload off everyone.
SORRY CHAL Not trying to take over the "Chally Shares" thread ;D
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Post by Rare_Commodity on May 10, 2011 14:25:42 GMT -5
On another note, my 16 year old male cousin gives me a headache. He has not one, but 2 babies on the way. One due mid-November. One due late December. The girls are cousins. One is the sister of his best friend (who may or may not be his friend anymore because of what's going on). The two girls are fighting each other because they each want to be with him so the battle is basically Girlfriend vs Baby Mama. Neither wants to be just the baby mama. Ask him how he feels, he shrugs and say "Whatever." Ask him who he wants, he shrugs and says, "Don't matter. I'll still be f**king off with both of em. What's the point in having a title?" Headache. Is your cousin's father around? Does he have any positive male figures in his life? These young men sometimes are more burdens than their intended blessing! |
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