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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 15, 2010 11:41:23 GMT -5
*91 goes downstairs to the joint venture suite to have an impromptu meeting with Damie*
*Sees cobwebs across the door and opens it to see dead plants and emaciated employees*91: What the hayle is going on here? Receptionist: Thank God you came down. Mr. Que abandoned us weeks ago and the vending machine is empty. We didn't know what to do. We had to sacrifice Larry and John was going next. *John exhales in the corner*91: What the?!?!?!??!? *thinks to self...thank God I required the clause in the contract that reverted full ownership to me in case Damie got bored with legitimate work. That e-life insurance policy on Damie was a good idea too. I KNEW I shouldn't have trusted that ninja*  91: All of you will be compensated for your time. I'm shutting this operation down NOW. In Larry's case, who was his next of kin? *Receptionish shrugs*
*91 whips out cell phone and gets Damie's voicemail*
*Rather than leaving a message, she hangs up and makes a second call*91: Chal, I heard you went legit but I need you to take care of something for me. I need Damie eliminated. I'll make it worth your while. Hit me back ASAP. *Says to self....MESSING WITH MY MONEY IS LIKE MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS!"
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 15, 2010 11:44:08 GMT -5
buahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! See, see, see what happens when you team up with Damie, he leaves you hanging!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 15, 2010 11:47:25 GMT -5
Man I was off developing the business strategy for FY11, maturing research products, and bringing in new investment capital.
How am I responsible for this... I wasn't running the business by design, 91. YOU were. Remember?
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 11:54:07 GMT -5
*sees message light blinking. dials voicemail* 91: Chal, I heard you went legit but I need you to take care of something for me. I need Damie eliminated. I'll make it worth your while. Hit me back ASAP. *sits back and smiles into the air* Eliminated, huh? That can definitely be arranged. *calls 91* |
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 15, 2010 12:33:32 GMT -5
Pause, ya'll can't eliminate my e-kids father.
*starts thinking. Hasn't paid e-child support in forever. Doesn't come and see them. Always trying to get me for my papers. And he does have an e-life insurance policy that I haven't been taken off of. Hmmmmmmmmm*
Carry on.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 15, 2010 12:40:35 GMT -5
That's all I e-am to you? Just an e-life insurance policy? We doing it like that in 2010?
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 15, 2010 12:43:11 GMT -5
That's all I e-am to you? Just an e-life insurance policy? We doing it like that in 2010? EXCELLENT POINT! Lemme go write that into the original post. |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 15, 2010 12:50:18 GMT -5
*sees message light blinking. dials voicemail* 91: Chal, I heard you went legit but I need you to take care of something for me. I need Damie eliminated. I'll make it worth your while. Hit me back ASAP. *sits back and smiles into the air* Eliminated, huh? That can definitely be arranged. *calls 91* *gets call from Chal* 91: Have you gone legit or not. I need a job done. Chal: damn 91, you like to get straight to business, huh? 91: *sighs* Yes, I'm looking over some financial records Damie left in the suite and that ninja was trying to swindle me. Homie don't play that. Chal: (Sarcastically) No! You mean Damie wasn't on the up and up? *chuckles under her breath* 91: I'll ignore that comment and you still haven't answered my question. Chal:My interests are still "diversified" 91: Ok then, I'll make you a deal. You needed a legitimate front for some of your operations. I can provide you that. All I ask in return is you handle up on this for me. I don't need to know details but i will require some proof that the job is done. You interested? |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 15, 2010 13:01:48 GMT -5
Pause, ya'll can't eliminate my e-kids father. *starts thinking. Hasn't paid e-child support in forever. Doesn't come and see them. Always trying to get me for my papers. And he does have an e-life insurance policy that I haven't been taken off of. Hmmmmmmmmm* Carry on. *p* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!! Looks like we'll all get paid now WHEN Damie e-dies. Should conceal motive for a little while too. Hee hee hee..... *p* |
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 13:14:09 GMT -5
Chal: Wait. As "interesting" as this sounds, why offer me a "front" now. A couple of e-months ago, you didn't want anything to do with my "dirty money."
91: Chal, you know how it is. I need something, you need something. At the time, I didn't need you.
Chal: And now that you do, that makes the stakes a bit higher.
91: How much higher?
Chal: Seven figures.
91: What? For Damie?
Chal: 1.5 should do it.
91: You're crazy. Half a mil and a front for your "businesses"
Chal: Make it a full million + the front, then I'll take care of DQ and I'll destroy that tape of you and a certain e-senator in Jamaica. Think about that, and get back at me.
*hangs up*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 15, 2010 13:16:42 GMT -5
*Locks and loads* I ain't going out like no e-punk.
*realizes he doesn't actually e-know about the e-plot yet but he's still not going out like a punk*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 15, 2010 13:18:59 GMT -5
*p* So you felt a disturbance in the force and strapped up?  ??LOL!!! *clinks bottles* "We comin for you Damie"*p* |
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 13:19:50 GMT -5
*p*
lol. so you just got an e-feeling that something ain't right, huh?
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 13:21:13 GMT -5
lol @ 91 & I sharing thoughts
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 15, 2010 13:22:04 GMT -5
*p*
I'm just restating my e-personality. LOL. in e-life I have no idea this is going down so maybe you might get me.
*p*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 15, 2010 13:37:21 GMT -5
That's all I e-am to you? Just an e-life insurance policy? We doing it like that in 2010? Ninja, when the last time you e-visited your kids When was the last time you paid child support When was the last time you wasn't trying to swindle me out my money You doing it like that in 2010, partna! |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 15, 2010 16:14:07 GMT -5
Chal: Wait. As "interesting" as this sounds, why offer me a "front" now. A couple of e-months ago, you didn't want anything to do with my "dirty money." 91: Chal, you know how it is. I need something, you need something. At the time, I didn't need you. Chal: And now that you do, that makes the stakes a bit higher. 91: How much higher? Chal: Seven figures. 91: What? For Damie? Chal: 1.5 should do it. 91: You're crazy. Half a mil and a front for your "businesses" Chal: Make it a full million + the front, then I'll take care of DQ and I'll destroy that tape of you and a certain e-senator in Jamaica. Think about that, and get back at me. *hangs up* 91: wait, what? *p* I had to ;D *p* *reels from learning that her tryst was taped.*91: How could this have happened?!?!? Wait, wait, wait, get your head in the game. With the mask and "accessories", there's no way they can prove that was me. She's bluffing. *takes deep breath and focuses on task at hand*7 figures to off Damie. SEVEN FIGURES! I could shop this job around but Chal is the best and she's discreet. damn HER! *91 composes self and picks up the secure phone line and dials*OK Chal. One million dollars. But as I said I want irrefutable proof.......AND THAT damn DISC. |
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 15, 2010 16:44:00 GMT -5
Chal: No problem. My accountant will be in touch. Once I get the word that payment had been made, I'll make the hit. You'll get the disc once all fronts are in place. That work for you?
91: Fine.
Chal: Later.
*hangs up and dials another number*
Yo, Damie. It's Chal. I'm in need of a guest judge for the Oil Wrestling Competition back home. There's $25,000 in it for you along with lots and lots of "PERKS," if you catch my drift. Call me back ASAP. Wheels up tomorrow night @ 9p
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 16, 2010 13:11:50 GMT -5
Perks? Say word. Oh I'm down. Just let me know when and where. Will you be participating? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 16, 2010 13:51:55 GMT -5
*Tweets Damie*
Hey, you need to meet me at my lawyer's office. We got some legal matters to discuss.
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 16, 2010 15:23:11 GMT -5
*(laughs)*
No, I won't be participating. I'll be on the judging panel as well. The event takes place day after tomorrow, but we're going early for the "mingling," if you know what I mean.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 16, 2010 15:40:57 GMT -5
*(laughs)* No, I won't be participating. I'll be on the judging panel as well. The event takes place day after tomorrow, but we're going early for the "mingling," if you know what I mean.
Hmmmmmm... this could be interesting. I'm not sure where this new contest came from... I usually hear about them in advance... *Reads Juicy's tweet* ... but shoot me the details on text. I have some business downtown now so I gotta run. |
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 16, 2010 15:46:15 GMT -5
*at my attorney's office going over paperwork*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 16, 2010 16:17:52 GMT -5
*Walks into office looking around at plaques momentarily*
I got your message, what's going on?
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 16, 2010 17:37:53 GMT -5
Well, Damie, it seems that as I was going over the e-Life Insurance Policies on you to make sure I'm on them, you know, for your e-kids sake, my attorney came across one were DST '91 is the sole beneficiary. My attorney thinks its odd since you have no e-offspring with her, and since you never been e-married to her.
I wanted to see if you are aware of this?
*attorney slides over documents for Damie to see*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 16, 2010 17:39:00 GMT -5
*p*
Yep, '91, since you wanted to squeeze in on my idea of the insurance policies, lol!
*p*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 16, 2010 17:48:11 GMT -5
*p*
First of all, legally you can't do this but Imma let this ish slide. You have NO legal grounds for this IRL ex-wife
Second of all, this is not uncommon for business partners because the financial burden is often shared similarly to a marriage
Third, and for no reason but you called me one in a different thread.....HEFFA!!!!!!!!! lol
*p*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 16, 2010 19:24:11 GMT -5
Lololololol
! If its done without Damie knowing, yes I can, Lolololol! Besides, this is e-life, anything goes!
I heart you '91!
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 17, 2010 10:43:50 GMT -5
*p*
yall some shady e-mofos. lol
*p*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 17, 2010 12:42:16 GMT -5
Lololololol ! If its done without Damie knowing, yes I can, Lolololol! Besides, this is e-life, anything goes! I heart you '91! *p* In e-life anything goes huh? *p* NEWS FLASH!!!!!! Miss Julie Art was shot in the pinky toe today. Details are sketchy but it appears she brought a razor to a gunfight. More to come at 11  |
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??LOL!!! *clinks bottles* "We comin for you Damie"