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Post by Chal™ on Feb 23, 2010 17:21:18 GMT -5
*P*
In Juicy's defense, she was not an intentional e-jizzy. She was drunk. Work was drugged. lol
It IS kinda funny that you don't seem to mind that part, though. lol
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 23, 2010 17:56:37 GMT -5
*p* 4. Giggles at the fact that Juice is contesting the paternity, not Chal's damn near menage that created them *p* *p I was just thinking this. Chal just e-made you a jizzy and you mad at paternity... Also, didnt Work pay his homie to make sure the test come out "right"? Moreover, any contested case involving a child should require another test, right? RIGHT? *P LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the e-parternity fell through, then there would be no plot as Chal made it. I wouldn't have an e-3rd child by Damie, i.e. no reason to e-kill him, according to Chal, lol! Plus, I already dealt with the whole e-parternity thing, or making me a e-jizzy when Logakal threw in the stumbling block back either Nov or Dec 2009 with the whole e-parternity thing because in mine and Damie's story line, they were e-his, but Logakal through that monkey wrench a while back. No sense in making a fuzz now when it has been apart of the story for so long, lol! |
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 23, 2010 18:25:44 GMT -5
In Julie' defense she may not be an e-jizzy. Everyone knows if you even think about her too muchshe gets e-preggo
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 23, 2010 20:38:22 GMT -5
Lololololo and for the record, all the e-kids I've had besides the last two have been by my e-husbands so ha. Kyng you wouldn't know that cause you weren't a member then!
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 24, 2010 11:25:33 GMT -5
ok i'm changing the story line
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 24, 2010 11:29:00 GMT -5
*Queen laughs at the fools of hazerville. She has been working on her Julie Art impersonation ever since she was fired from the daHardway Studios. DST believes that Julie wanted her to kill Damie. This will make great headlines when the story is exposed in the paper. And i made sure to supply plenty of voicemails for DST to have to bring Julie Down*
*insert evil laugh*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 24, 2010 11:38:07 GMT -5
::DEAD:: Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This ges better and better!
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 24, 2010 11:54:13 GMT -5
*p*
sure does. Just one thing. I don't know if I'll be online while I'm gone, so if I'm meant to e-die in this saga, can yall wait till I get back to e-kill me? lol
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 24, 2010 11:58:10 GMT -5
*after making sure they e-kids are ok and are with e-family, I go home. I place my purse on the bar and it falls, with the pills Chal gave me falling out*  *I quickly scoop all of them up and walk over to the bar and pours me some wine*  *I've noticed that just one pill doesn't have the same effect anymore, so I down four and drink the wine out the glass. I then grab the bottle and start drinking straight from that as I walk upstairs towards my bedroom to take a bath. I take off my clothes. My vision becomes blurry and I get extremely hot out of no where. The room starts turning black and it feels as if it is caving in on me. I slump down to the ground, the bottle titling and spilling over. I grab my stomach, bend over, and pass out on the floor.*  |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 24, 2010 15:03:37 GMT -5
*91 sits at her desk working and sees a breaking news announcement flash across the crawl*
BREAKING NEWS - Damie Que, ex-husband of internationally known actress Julie Art, was shot and wounded while standing outside his parents' home today. He is in stable condition at Hazerville General and witnesses saw Miss Art rushing into the hospital to be at his side.
Damie's WOUNDED? What the?
*picks up phone*
Uh huh, I need you to get in contact with Chal and find out what's going on. Report back once you have news. No land lines.
*slams phone down*
damnIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 24, 2010 15:27:17 GMT -5
*p*
How long you e-busters going to leave me e-passed out, lololololol!
*p*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 24, 2010 15:29:07 GMT -5
*p* We don't know you passed out! You should have written a housekeeper or closet organizer into your storyline to find you!  *p* |
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 24, 2010 16:48:18 GMT -5
*p* We don't know you passed out! You should have written a housekeeper or closet organizer into your storyline to fing you! *p* *p* Stop by! Especially since Damie isn't e-dead and it's quite possible Chal told him about our phone conversations, even though they weren't with me, but with Queen, but you didn't know that, lol! *p* |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 24, 2010 16:51:05 GMT -5
*p*
There is no plausible reason that I'd break IN your house and find you on the floor. We ain't cool like that. I'd come by, ring the bell, not get an answer, try you on the phone, not get you and jet. Why you mad at me because you bout to die naked on the floor? LOL
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 24, 2010 17:52:44 GMT -5
*P*
*****HERE LIES CHALJO81, e-POSTER, e-HOMIE, e-FRIEND!!!!!*****
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 24, 2010 17:54:47 GMT -5
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Done with '91! Done!
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Feb 24, 2010 18:39:31 GMT -5
*P
fine, I will do it even though you never saw fit to respond to my story in the other thread.
*P
*Kyng walks into JA’s house*
K: e-Ma? You home?
…
K: guess not.
*Walks over to the bar and sees open bottle of wine*
K: That’s odd…
*then sees the pills*
K:That’s not.
*Kyng writes a note scolding JA about her newfound habit decides to put it on her bedroom TV to make sure she sees it. He heads upstairs and hears water. As he steps on the carpet, water gushes under his feet. He goes to cut the water off. He sees JA.*
K: Awww C’mon. I have to be at the restaurant in 20 minutes.
*feels for a pulse and covers her with a robe. Begins slapping JA*
K: WAKE UP!! I told your ass work would do this to you.
*Kyng sticks his finger down JA’s throat. She throws up the pills and awakens slowly*
JA: What happened?
*Kyng hugs JA*
K: Don’t do that again. I couldn’t handle you leaving me again.
JA: Damie?
K: No it’s Kyng. You’re e-son.
JA: I love you Damie.
K: (feeling weirded out) ok, I’m calling 911.
*calls 911 and flushes pills*
*returns and holds JA while waiting on the ambalamp*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 24, 2010 20:45:49 GMT -5
I...can't....breathe....lololololololololololololololol!
Ambalamp, you just had to do it, lolololololololol!
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 25, 2010 12:37:11 GMT -5
*awake to find myself in the hospital to with all sorts of tubes coming out of me. I look over and see Kyng. I want to say something, but I feel the effects of the medicine and drift back off*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 25, 2010 13:11:19 GMT -5
*p*
Exalt for Kyng
*p*
Damie is trying to check out and leave the hospital. Though file footage from the attacks suggest that Damie was hurt very badly, in fact the guns were low caliber. As he goes to the front to straighten everything with insurance the receptionist asks him a question
*p*
Yes I know the following conversation is not HIPAA approved... just roll with it
*p*
Rec: Sir I have you listed under 2 different health insurances
Damie: That's not possible, I only have one
Rec: You're actually still on Ms. Juicy's insurance coverage
Damie: It's probably a clerical error... we're not e-married anymore
Rec: Well they actually charged your stay today to her insurance
Damie: Ok well you need to take that off and put it on mine because she's not gonna approve of that
Rec: It says actually you were just admitted a few minutes ago *taps on keyboard* what is going on here
Damie: Yeah there's definitely some clerical error cause I've been here since yesterday
Rec: Apologies Mr. Que, these aren't your charges
Damie: Whose are they?
Rec: I'm sorry I can't say
*Damie thinks momentarily* Juicy's here isn't she? She's at the hospital... that's why the charges are coming up
Rec: Sir I'm not at liberty to say -
Damie: You don't have to - I put 2 and 2 together on my own... don't worry this conversation never happened... I'll accidentally *does quote fingers* find her
*Damie begins roaming the halls looking for Juicy's room*
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 25, 2010 23:10:20 GMT -5
*P*
Kyng, exalt!! and LMBO @ ambalamp
Damie, do you even know who shot you? lol Does ANYONE know who shot Damie?
<===wants to see if anyone caught it lol
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2010 0:00:11 GMT -5
Snoop did it, lol!
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 26, 2010 0:59:51 GMT -5
Nope, go back to the "hazerville: Damie Conspiracy" video. and listen very carefully to the name "Chal" says when she says thanks. lol
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2010 10:10:03 GMT -5
*the doctor comes in and I wake up, he checks all my vitals and everything else doctors do*
Doctor: Miss Julie, that was a very close call. We will keep you here for a day or two just to monitor you some more, but once you are released you well be sent to a detox facility.
Miss Julie: What? I'm no druggie! I'm not addicted to drugs!
Doctor: Julie, you were brought in here because of an overdose.
Miss Julie: I don't do crack, crack is wack!
Doctor: No, but you do prescribed meds.
*moment of silence*
Doctor: That is the treatment I'm recommending with your release. You will be there at least a month, maybe a month and a half.
Miss Julie: I have gigs booked during that time! And what about my e-kids?
Doctor: I suggest you reschedule your gigs and find someone to watch your e-kids. These are my orders Miss Julie. This was a close call. Next time, you could actually e-die. I want to do all I can to make sure there isn't a next time.
*he scribbles something in his pad, closes it, and walks out. damn it, I could use a pill and some wine!*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2010 10:31:44 GMT -5
*p*
LOL @ Juicy and her e-drug addiction. Like the new angle.
@chal - Reign shot me. I caught it the first time and laughed. Not sure why he would yet, but we can leave that an open mystery for now to let the storyline progress.
*p*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2010 11:10:02 GMT -5
LOL! Your e-kids mother is on drugs! Get ready, you got to take care of your e-kids for a month and a half, lol!
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2010 11:57:19 GMT -5
*picks up the hospital phone by my bedside and start calling my e-ex-husbands telling me to come get their kids, where they are, and how long they will stay with them. I tell them I've broken my leg at a shoot and it would take a month for it to heal. So far, all have agreed. The last one I have to call is Damie. I decide to call his mom since I know he been e-shot. She told me Damie was discharged today and everything is good. I call Damie's cell and I hear this ring tone in the hallway.*
Miss Julie: That is no one's ring tone but Damie's. *I holler* Damie! Damie! I'm in room 1908! Damie!
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2010 12:02:13 GMT -5
*p*
OK, I got to post this because when I was look for the Atomic Dog, I came across this and I was cracking up!
The Ques from the audience come on stage and keep the hop going after their bruhs have exited, hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 1, 2010 10:49:15 GMT -5
*Hears Juicy screaming and finds her down the hallway*
Damie: Figures it would be room 1908
*Walks in and looks at Juicy hooked up to a number of monitors. Damie shakes his head in disbelief temporarily forgetting the info that Chal told him*
Damie: What... what is going on with you? *Still looking at monitors* how did you end up here? Are you alright? Where are the kids...
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 1, 2010 12:21:14 GMT -5
On all the local media outlets is the title "JUICY TRIES TO KILL HERSELF IN A MURDER SUICIDE ATTEMPT"
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