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Post by Julie Art on Feb 17, 2010 13:15:34 GMT -5
LOLOLOLOLOL!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 17, 2010 14:34:44 GMT -5
Well, Damie, it seems that as I was going over the e-Life Insurance Policies on you to make sure I'm on them, you know, for your e-kids sake, my attorney came across one were DST '91 is the sole beneficiary. My attorney thinks its odd since you have no e-offspring with her, and since you never been e-married to her. I wanted to see if you are aware of this? *attorney slides over documents for Damie to see*
e-Life insurance policy? Naw I don't know anything about that.
*Keeps reading - shaking head as he goes along*
This makes no sense. First of all I never signed onto any of this... why would I? There must be some sort of mistake. I'll call the policy backer and get some details and have my legal team look at it. I'm sure it must be some sort of clerical error or something. |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 17, 2010 14:42:07 GMT -5
*p*
Know that whether I get to be a beneficiary or not, THIS HIT IS ON!!!!!!!! That is unless.............
It's worth more to Juice to pay Chal NOT to rub you out. Current bid is a Milli. Let's see if she'll pay to let you live!
<insert evil laughter>
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 17, 2010 14:48:03 GMT -5
lol. see. Shady.
hahahahah. let me hurry up and get Damie on this plane. lol
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 17, 2010 14:58:13 GMT -5
So Juicy...
...when are you going to let me see my e-kids again? It's not right to keep us apart. They need their e-father in their lives.
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 17, 2010 15:58:28 GMT -5
Let you see your e-kids? I've never stopped you from seeing them. You have never made an effort. They are free for you to see anytime.
*gets ready to walk out with lawyer then turns back around*
If I were you Damie, I would check into what '91 is doing behind your back with the businesses and everything. She underhandly put herself down on a life insurancy policy as your beneficiary and you didn't know, who knows what else she could be doing? I'm just saying, something to think about. Let me know when you want to stop by to see your chilluns.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 17, 2010 16:11:48 GMT -5
The e-life insurance policy just doesn't make sense though Juice. I'll look into it, and you're right she's been kind of shady on this business deal... but I think that's what this is all about... trying to gain a majority share in the company. I'll trace it down.
Can I come by and see my e-kids today?
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 17, 2010 17:04:49 GMT -5
Sure. They are home with the nanny. I will let her know you are coming (thinks to myself: and so she can keep a close eye on them).
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 22, 2010 9:09:52 GMT -5
*texts Chal*
Funds transferred into a restricted account. Disbursement pending proof that transaction has been completed. Status?
END
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 22, 2010 13:37:34 GMT -5
*Damie takes the e-kids out to the park to play. Gives the nanny the day off*
Man this is cool. Just me and the e-kids. Maybe we'll get some Water-Ices later.
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 22, 2010 16:13:42 GMT -5
*I really hate to do this with the e-kids out here and all, but....*
After playing in the park, Damie decides to take the kids to see his family.
Meanwhile, on the otherside of town...
Chal: (dials a number) Where are you?
Guy: In traffic with my boys, what up?
Chal: I need you to handle something for me.
Guy: That's what's up.
Back at Damie's mom's crib...
While the kids are inside being spoiled rotten by his e-mother, Damie steps outside to chill with his brother. He sees a car similar to Julie Art's driving slowly down the street. Thinking that it's Julia, he waves for her to come on.
*Chal's phone rings*
Chal: Yea?
Guy: It's done.
*Chal hangs up the phone and smiles*
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Post by Oren Ishii on Feb 22, 2010 18:05:10 GMT -5
WAIT>>>>
Y'alls employees were so slow that they went cannibal on each other instead of just leaving the office to get some food?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
LMAO @ 91
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 22, 2010 18:15:15 GMT -5
*gets a phone call that Damie has been e-shot but the kids are safe. Passes out.*
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 22, 2010 22:25:43 GMT -5
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 23, 2010 9:52:51 GMT -5
*Damie clings to life in the hospital* Don't laugh it's all I could find
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 23, 2010 10:32:34 GMT -5
::DEAD:: Buahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*after coming to, runs to the hospital and stands by Damie's e-side*
'91 is up to this. I know she is. I just have to e-prove it.
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 23, 2010 11:00:45 GMT -5
*Queen hears about Damie and begins to right a new headline*
The Curse of The Hazerville Black Widow Has Struck Again!
As we all know that Julie Art alias Juicy alias AKADaHardway has gone through a string of OOA men. Most of whom have disappeared over the past few e-years.
There have been investigations and searches but none of the missing men have been linked to any wrong doing on Julie's part. She has been left with millions in life insurance policies, e-mini mansions and a school full of e-kids (TLS is looking to give her a reality tv show)
Julie has become sort of a local legend and the populations of the men in Hazerville has decreased rapidly.
Of all her past lovers only Damie and Occasionally Work (who we where told is away on "family business") are the only ones that seem to have out last the curse, but Damie was tragically shot today. Could this be the work of the curse?
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 23, 2010 11:30:36 GMT -5
*in the hospital lobby*
A girl rushes inside the emergency room entrance screaming at the top of lungs....Girl: Help me!!! Sombody help me please!!! Oh my gosh, it hurts. It hurts so bad. Help!!. Please help. The girl falls to the floor clutching her midsection. All of the nurses run to her to help. Chal and two of her guards slip inside and head to to the elevators. Chal catches the girls eye and winks. The girl gives a slight smile and goes back into her role.
Chal and her crew proceed to Damie's room. Once they get there, she tells one guard to stay at the door.Chal: Nobody gets in. Got it? Guard1: Got it. Chal enters the room to find Juile standing beside Damie's bed.Chal: J, what are you doing here? Julie: I came to make sure Damie was ok. Chal: ( thinking) More like you came to see how soon you can cash in that e-policy). ( aloud) Oh. How is he? Julie: He's pulling through. He's sleeping right now. Damie: I'm awake. What do you want, Chal? Chal: What's with the hostility. Damie: I've been shot, and every single one of those bullets say Chal. Chal: Be for real, Damie. If I was behind this you wouldn't be breathing right now. We need to talk. Damie: So talk. Chal: In private. Julie: Oh, no. I'm not going anywhere. Chal: Larry. The guard reaches into his jacket and pulls out  Chal: Julie, I need to talk to Damie. Alone. Julie: Uh, sure, Chal. Whatever you say. Damie. I'll come check on you tomorrow. (grabs the pills and rushes out the room) Damie: What just happened? My baby mama on drugs? (shakes his head)Chal: Don't worry about that. You've got bigger problems. Damie: Like what? Chal: Damie, you were right. I was behind that hit. But I told him to make sure you didn't die. If you wanna live, you will do exactly what I tell you. Damie: Is you crazy?!?! What the hell, Chal? Chal: Damie, you gotta trust me. Damie: Yea, right. Chal: Look, Que. Somebody wants you dead and they're willing to pay a lot of money to erase you of the face of this e-earth. I'm your only option right now. Are you gonna cooperate or not? Damie: On one condition. Chal: You're not in the position to place conditions. Damie: (folds arms stubbornly and looks away)Chal: Fine! What? Damie: Tell me who's paying you. Chal: Damie, I can't... Damie: Who? Chal: You know I can't reveal... Damie: WHO IS IT, CHAL? Chal: Julie DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 23, 2010 11:53:12 GMT -5
*pauses*
Damie: I don't believe you... that doesn't make any sense. What does Juicy have to gain with my e-demise? She's already rich... she already moved on to another e-boo. What does she gain by offing me?
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 23, 2010 12:18:08 GMT -5
Chal: And what do I have to gain by lying? You need proof? Fine. Larry.
The guard reaches into another pocket and pulls out a mini recorder.
Damie: What’s that?
Chal: Proof. Listen. (presses play)
Julie: Did she go for it?
91: Yea. But she wants a million.
Julie: A million! damn. You couldn’t talk her down.
91: No. It’s a million or she won’t do it.
Julie: Alright. I’ll wire the money to you. 91…
91: Yes?
Julie: No one can know I’m behind this.
91: Don’t worry. They won’t. The only person who knows about this is Chal, and she thinks I want him dead. No one suspects you.
Julie: Good.
91: Why are you doing this anyway?
Julie: (hesitates)This goes no further than here, ok?
91: Alright.
Julie: Well, remember how I got drunk and ended up having sex with Work?
91: Mmm hmm.
Julie: Well, I was drinking because I had just had sex with Damie. One of the twins is Damie’s son. The odds of that happening is like 1 in a zillion, and yet it happens to me.Do you know what that means?
91: (quiet)
Julie: It means he has to die!!! Call me when it’s done.
*click*
Damie: Julie and 91? What?
Chal: Believe me now?
Damie: Half!
Chal Huh?
Damie: That's why she wants me dead. I get half. That’s 3 kids. I get half of everything she owns. Chal, you gotta help me. What do I need to do?
Chal: Well, first we have to prove you “died." And then…….
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 23, 2010 12:53:04 GMT -5
*p*
*p*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 23, 2010 13:10:22 GMT -5
*p*
LOL... I have to admit. I thought she was going off the reservation with that one too... but she just made it plausible with that.
*p*
*Thinks for a moment - still not convinced of Juicy's guilt, but also no longer sure of her innocence - interrupts Chal*
I need a minute... I mean you come in here and you say all this and then you play some tapes. You expect me to know what's what after all this? I don't know what to believe right now...
...I won't be laid up in this e-hospital long. I'ma get out soon... and when I do, if we need to talk again, I know how to find you.
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 23, 2010 13:25:09 GMT -5
Alright, Damie. You think about it. But make a decision soon. Technically, I work for them. It won't be long before the "bosses" call for completion.
Larry.
*Chal and the guard walks to the door. Chal turns before leaving the room.*
You know what, Que? No matter what anyone ever said about you, I've always felt you were one of the good guys. Please don't make me have to go through with this.
*leaves*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 23, 2010 15:06:21 GMT -5
*p*
Wait, wait, wait. It has switched to me wanting to off Damie because one of the e-twins is his? This doesn't e-work because Work/Levelone and I had e-DNA test ran on both to show that they are e-his when we found out Logakal e-druged us. This doesn't fit that story line. Butttttttttt, if you all want to run with it, fine.
*p*
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 23, 2010 15:16:58 GMT -5
everyone know that work only saw one test and assumed that it was the other one was the same
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 23, 2010 15:21:02 GMT -5
Oh, you were e-there Queen? Interesting, didn't see you. The story line that Work and I have created and have ran with for a couple of months IRL is that they are both e-his.
It just doesn't fit the storyline Levelone and I created, that's all, but if this is what the majority of the people that play in games wants to happen, that's cool.
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 23, 2010 15:25:06 GMT -5
*P*
Right @ Queen
Plus, with the all the e-money and e-publicity you give to this place, who would dare try to sully your good e-name. lol
and i forgot you were drugged, too. lol
*P*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 23, 2010 15:30:06 GMT -5
*p*
1. Walks to ballot box and casts vote YEA to continue with this storyline
2. Reminds Juice that she pulled a fast one a couple of days ago and when challenged said "Anything goes"
3. Recalls that Work's colleague ran the tests, not Work
4. Giggles at the fact that Juice is contesting the paternity, not Chal's damn near menage that created them
*p*
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Feb 23, 2010 16:15:24 GMT -5
*p* 4. Giggles at the fact that Juice is contesting the paternity, not Chal's damn near menage that created them *p* *p I was just thinking this. Chal just e-made you a jizzy and you mad at paternity... Also, didnt Work pay his homie to make sure the test come out "right"? Moreover, any contested case involving a child should require another test, right? RIGHT? *P |
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 23, 2010 16:46:54 GMT -5
Oh, you were e-there Queen? Interesting, didn't see you. The story line that Work and I have created and have ran with for a couple of months IRL is that they are both e-his. It just doesn't fit the storyline Levelone and I created, that's all, but if this is what the majority of the people that play in games wants to happen, that's cool. Yes I was there I was hiding behind the curtain |
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