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Post by Chal™ on Dec 17, 2009 15:29:14 GMT -5
About 30 minutes (on the phone).....
Me: (insert company name), this is Chal*.
Him: I'm getting you a new phone.
Me: Why?
Him: Because I've been calling you all morning.
Me: (pick up cell phone and look at it) Really? My phone hasn't rang all day.
Him: That's because you have mine. I've ordered you a new phone.
Me: Fine by me (laugh)
Him: (laughs) I figured it would be. Um, Babe?
Me: (suspicious) Yeeeeeeeaaaaa.
Him: Well, you know I kinda thought this was my phone, right?
Me: (suspicious) Yeeeeeeeeaaaaa.
Him: Well, your mom called and left a message.
Me: (suspicious) Yeeeeeeeaaaaa.
Him: I kinda listened to it. I'm sorry.
Me: It's cool, babe. What'd she say?
Him: She said that her insurance company wouldn't pay for her medicine.
Me: Dammit!!! I got figure out how to get her stuff today.
Him: It's ok, Babe. Your insurance company kicked in.
Me: But she's not on my......ohhhhhhhh!!!! Baby, that's $200.
Him: Later, Babe. Love you. (hangs up)
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Post by peppermint on Dec 18, 2009 2:13:17 GMT -5
Gag @ this thread
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 18, 2009 11:39:17 GMT -5
lol @ pep
you shouldn't be like that ;D
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 18, 2009 11:52:23 GMT -5
So, last night, Baby was playing Madden while I was curled up under him reading a book when he asks the most random out the blue question ever.
him - (still engrossed in the game) Baby
me - (still engrossed in my book) Hmmm
him - (still engrossed in the game) Are you pregnant?
me - (puts book down) No.
him - (still engrossed in the game) Maybe you are and just don't know yet.
me - Have I given you reason to think I am?
him - (still engrossed in the game) Nah. not really.
5 minutes later....
him - (still engrossed in the game) I think you're pregnant
me - (still reading) Um, no
him - (still engrossed in the game) I hope you're pregnant
me - (still reading) Um, no
him - (still engrossed in the game) Why not?
me - no babies out of wedlock, remember?
him - (still engrossed in the game) Right. Right. So, when's the wedding again?
me - we still haven't set a definite date yet, babe.
him - (still engrossed in the game) What are you doing next Tuesday?
we laugh
His 2 brothers come over and there is now a lound bunch of males screaming at a simulated football game. So I began to gather my snuggie and my book to give them "Man Time. "
him - (still engrossed in the game) No, stay.
So I stay.
By now, I'm thinking he done with the retardation, but lo and behold....
him - (still engrossed in the game) Babe
me - (engrossed in my book) Hmmmm
him - (still engrossed in the game) When we have a kid, i think we should name him or her Summer Time.
me - (puts book down) Name the baby what???
him - (still engrossed in the game) Summer Time
me - Where the heck did you get that?
him - (still engrossed in the game) From the song
me - Fresh Prince?
him - (still engrossed in the game) Nah, Summer Time. You know. (starts singing) Ya daddy's rich and ya mommy's good looking.....so yea. Summer Time. What you think?
me - (lol) I love you, babe.
he's so seriously retarded, it's funny
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Dec 18, 2009 12:09:51 GMT -5
AWWWW!!!! ^
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Post by peppermint on Dec 18, 2009 18:48:14 GMT -5
Chal... maybe he knows something you should. You better get that checked out lol Tuesday could be good, then again, if you wait til Wednesday, you'd have an anniversary gift immediately before your Christmas gift  |
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 21, 2009 20:03:33 GMT -5
wedding will not be in months where gifts are already forthcoming
december - christmas
february - valentine's day
may - mother's day (might have kids someday)
june (father's day ; see previous sidenote)
july - my birthday
august - his birthday
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 19, 2010 12:47:19 GMT -5
So Keith has never seen "So Cold in the D" (Here it is for those who you who also haven't witnessed this 2 horned Unicorn):
I showed it to him last night....
Keith: Baby, she looks like a DEMON APE protecting King Solomon's treasure in the Congo.
I can't lie..I laughed till I leaked!!!!
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Mar 19, 2010 12:49:45 GMT -5
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 19, 2010 12:59:03 GMT -5
I'm sayin Hyp - a DEMON APE!! DAMMN!! Dat's one UGLY MOFO!
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Post by juschill on Mar 20, 2010 23:12:57 GMT -5
this thread (in fanstasia's brother voice) GETTIN ON MY NERRRRVVVVVEEEE!!!!
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 22, 2010 10:06:54 GMT -5
juschill = hater. lol
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 22, 2010 10:15:02 GMT -5
Around 4 this morning, I heard a scratching sound at my door. so, i turn off the tv, grab my "little friend" and creep quietly towards the front. waiting. the door opens but is caught by the sliding lock. there's a pause, then a chuckle.
Baby: Put the gun down and open the door, Mabel Simmons. It's just me.
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Mar 22, 2010 10:19:09 GMT -5
Around 4 this morning, I heard a scratching sound at my door. so, i turn off the tv, grab my "little friend" and creep quietly towards the front. waiting. the door opens but is caught by the sliding lock. there's a pause, then a chuckle. Baby: Put the gun down and open the door, Mabel Simmons. It's just me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peace be still. Peace be made out of steel. Smith and Western, thank ya Jesus! |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 22, 2010 10:28:08 GMT -5
OK!!! He laughed so hard at me. Shoot, I didn't care. I wasn't expecting him until later today. but instead of waiting until this morning to hit the highway, he drove through the night.
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 22, 2010 10:57:38 GMT -5
Around 4 this morning, I heard a scratching sound at my door. so, i turn off the tv, grab my "little friend" and creep quietly towards the front. waiting. the door opens but is caught by the sliding lock. there's a pause, then a chuckle. Baby: Put the gun down and open the door, Mabel Simmons. It's just me. At least the man knows who he's dealing with.....LOL |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 22, 2010 11:19:17 GMT -5
LMAO@ Mabel Simmons! The other night we went to the grocery stroe - one of the supervisors has a SERIOUSLY bad crush on me. The nigguh will put folks off the register if I'm in line and even jump off the register to come and stack shit up on the aisle I'm shoppin on!  I've been telling Keith about him...dude looks like a lil ass kid - like he's barely aged since 15 - and he's has hella bucks that areoverlapping...AND his bucks are rotten in the middle!!!! So Keith finally sees him... Me: See, didn't I tell you he looks like a kid?? Keith: Yeah, if "kid" is "monkey" in another language. |
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Mar 22, 2010 11:27:22 GMT -5
LMAO@ Mabel Simmons! The other night we went to the grocery stroe - one of the supervisors has a SERIOUSLY bad crush on me. The nigguh will put folks off the register if I'm in line and even jump off the register to come and stack shit up on the aisle I'm shoppin on! I've been telling Keith about him...dude looks like a lil ass kid - like he's barely aged since 15 - and he's has hella bucks that areoverlapping...AND his bucks are rotten in the middle!!!! So Keith finally sees him... Me: See, didn't I tell you he looks like a kid?? Keith: Yeah, if "kid" is "monkey" in another language. That is so funny! Not MONKEY! LOL! |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 22, 2010 11:28:08 GMT -5
Around 4 this morning, I heard a scratching sound at my door. so, i turn off the tv, grab my "little friend" and creep quietly towards the front. waiting. the door opens but is caught by the sliding lock. there's a pause, then a chuckle. Baby: Put the gun down and open the door, Mabel Simmons. It's just me. At least the man knows who he's dealing with.....LOL i told him you call me Keisha. he died laughing. |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 23, 2010 16:24:55 GMT -5
Woke up to a kiss and a happy 6 month anniversary not so long ago. Totally surprised. But it made my day.  WOW it has been 6 months!!! AWWW...ain't him sweet!!!!!! |
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Post by juschill on Mar 24, 2010 23:03:07 GMT -5
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Mar 25, 2010 9:57:17 GMT -5
Because his heartbeat matches mine...
He makes me happy when he is around and sad when he is gone
I Love him because in all honesty words can't express how I feel...I'm just head over hill "IN LOVE"
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 25, 2010 11:42:41 GMT -5
because it hurts when I walk away
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 25, 2010 11:56:30 GMT -5
*hurls*
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Post by nsync on Apr 6, 2010 9:51:23 GMT -5
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 3, 2010 3:36:27 GMT -5
He plays the guitar for me while I take bubble baths....
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Post by BKupInHere on Aug 3, 2010 8:44:06 GMT -5
He plays the guitar for me while I take bubble baths.... <---stifling a "Riley Freeman Quote" regarding this ^^^ post |
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Post by Chal™ on Aug 3, 2010 10:27:04 GMT -5
He plays the guitar for me while I take bubble baths.... <---stifling a "Riley Freeman Quote" regarding this ^^^ post LMBO!!! |
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Post by Hummy Jones on Aug 3, 2010 11:38:47 GMT -5
He plays the guitar for me while I take bubble baths.... Awww, now that is cute. That is a page straight out of hopeless romantic type novels ish. and Log! I am going to kill you for putting that video garabage on here with its so cold in the D. I thought we got rid of that video!! lol |
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Post by nsync on Sept 8, 2010 17:56:11 GMT -5
Hey Etwin(and others) I often think of this thread. I love that you started it. It has your bright personality stamped all over it.
Today, we were waiting in a long arse drive thru line. I reached over and told him I don't kiss him enough. 50 times a day is subpar. Lol So we kiss until we got beeped along. Lol
I love this man.
I was once told(after saying I love someone) that I was naive. 'One doesn't truly love someone until they make you feel every emotion and you can still say you love them.' I actually thought on it and considered it. Love should be drama free. There will always be challenges, no doubt. But loves does not bring about insecurity uncertainty and dangerous emotional states.
Here's to another loved filled drama free passionate year as newlyweds. Love you boo. I know you lurketh much lol
*cheers*
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