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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 29, 2009 10:46:14 GMT -5
EST. I'm going to buy a salad. I should be back in a half hour. Whilst I eat it, I expect to be reading your story. Take care.
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Post by BKupInHere on Jun 29, 2009 11:20:00 GMT -5
She gives him two of the Chuck E Cheese photo papers with her pictures on them.
Manager: What’s this for?
Sis: You can post those at the entrances with a sign that says “Don’t let this bitch back in here. She crazy as hell."<---in the morgue next to Michael <---rigamortis is setting in,until Chal gives up another story!  |
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 29, 2009 11:29:23 GMT -5
I'm waiting to Chal!
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 29, 2009 11:42:53 GMT -5
OMG! This is most assuredly appreciated. When I return from my meeting, I look forward to entertainment of the highest order
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 29, 2009 12:23:27 GMT -5
^giggles..........
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 29, 2009 12:39:43 GMT -5
lol @ "I'ma stay woke at church"
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 29, 2009 13:18:31 GMT -5
^Wha chu laughin at?
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Post by 100% Bajan on Jun 29, 2009 13:35:21 GMT -5
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Chal ur sister needs her own show!
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 29, 2009 14:58:52 GMT -5
Where is part one?
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 29, 2009 14:59:10 GMT -5
Nevermind. LOL!
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 29, 2009 15:03:48 GMT -5
MAN!
I heart your sister!
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 29, 2009 15:07:10 GMT -5
but this part, though. that's what got me. lol
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 29, 2009 15:10:53 GMT -5
I am from BAL-TEE-MORE, Murrland--and if you THANK you gon' set ME in spades on accounta you off yo meds, you got anuvah thang comin. Renege on me and SEE what happen. Dew it. DEW IT!
*b-boy stance*
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 29, 2009 15:13:24 GMT -5
I am from BAL-TEE-MORE, Murrland--and if you THANK you gon' set ME in spades on accounta you off yo meds, you got anuvah thang comin. Renege on me and SEE what happen. Dew it. DEW IT! *b-boy stance* Man ZS, I'm from the Hustle City, St. Louis, Misery. I don't carre about nobody being bi-polar, cuz I'm POLAR. Which means I'll whoop someone from North to South Pole. LOL! No one carres about meds around herre! LMAO! |
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 29, 2009 15:18:24 GMT -5
lol. You see I didn't want to play with her ass. Because when she does it you can tell they want to say something. Me, I don't care. I get on that ass. That's why she'd rather play with me than against me. lol
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 29, 2009 15:25:13 GMT -5
lol. You see I didn't want to play with her ass. Because when she does it you can tell they want to say something. Me, I don't care. I get on that ass. That's why she'd rather play with me than against me. lol Oh no..............we call reniggs OWT! LOL! She wouldn't like me either. LMAO! |
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 29, 2009 16:23:29 GMT -5
I just sent the MJ story to my mom and she was on the phone screaming too.
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Jun 29, 2009 19:04:33 GMT -5
LOL...That first part...had me rolling....
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 30, 2009 10:33:35 GMT -5
OK, change of pace. lol. Sorry, you guys, but this is not about my sister. lol
Today, I mourn the loss of 2 dear friends. Angel Kisses McGowan (Angel), 7 months old, and Beautiful Dreamer McGowan (Dream), approximately 10 weeks old. In my spare bedroom, I keep a dish of Fabuloso on a candle warmer for the lavender scent. The door to this room is always closed so that they can't get in. Yesterday, in his haste, my fiance forgot to close the door. They got into the room, onto the table, and into the dish. When I got home, I saw poor dream laying in a puddle of her own waste and vomit and little Angel was struggling with her last breaths. I picked her up to take her to the vet. She died on the way to the car. Angel Kisses and Beautiful Dreamer will forever be missed.
So sad to say, but deep inside, I know it wasn't the Fabuloso that killed my two dear friends. It was curiosity. Curiosity killed the cat.
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 30, 2009 10:36:39 GMT -5
Sigh. Chal. What are we going to do with you?
but how you gon' keep kitchen cleaner on a candle warmer tho?
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jun 30, 2009 10:41:28 GMT -5
Oh I HAVE TO READ THIS!!!!!!!
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Post by BKupInHere on Jun 30, 2009 10:55:18 GMT -5
:::DEAD like Angel Kisses & Dream:::
Umm,Fabuloso in a dish?
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 30, 2009 11:15:47 GMT -5
Sigh. Chal. What are we going to do with you? but how you gon' keep kitchen cleaner on a candle warmer tho? ok, i laughed at the question. it does sound retarded, but it works better than air freshener. Longer lasting. No heady scents. fills the whole apartment with the scent so i don't have to go from room to room spraying. lol. When you put it on the candle warmer, the aroma is oh so lovely. It works just like a candle or incense. I useta put it in a small pot and boil it. Fabuloso (the purple one), Pine Sol (all of em), or incense. Right into the pot and turn the heat on low. Now I just use my candle warmers. Guess I should have stuck with the stove, huh? |
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 30, 2009 11:17:13 GMT -5
lol @ BK
yes. in a dish, on a candle warmer. not a dish i'd eat from of course. just a small double shot glass sized (but not shaped) dish
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Post by QueenOH on Jun 30, 2009 12:53:02 GMT -5
I know someone that put it on the stove. OMG I hated that smell of Fabuloso everywhere
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 30, 2009 13:25:47 GMT -5
she probably didn't dilute it. you can't cook straight Fabuloso. You have to add water otherwise you'd be overpowered by the smell.
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 30, 2009 13:46:11 GMT -5
and please. why in the eff are we talking about cooking properties of kitchen cleaner? All ya'll need to get a grip.
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 30, 2009 13:50:19 GMT -5
lol. because during this recession, we have to find alternate uses for common household products. lol
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 30, 2009 13:51:01 GMT -5
God forbid your house should blow the [censored] up because you was tryna "clear the air" by heatin up bleach
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 30, 2009 14:56:11 GMT -5
lol. there goes my security deposit.
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