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Post by Chal™ on Jun 23, 2009 8:10:05 GMT -5
ok, i tried it, it works. it takes you to my "contents warning" page. Lol
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 25, 2009 9:51:18 GMT -5
Let me start by saying I love my sister. Everything about her, even down to her “mental situation.” But sometimes, she does things that make me wonder can we possibly occupied the same womb (at different times, of course) Yesterday, we took my 5 of my nieces and nephews to Chuck E Cheese’s so that they could playing, have fun, and pig out on pepperoni pizza. Ryan (age 10) decided he wanted to play the little basketball game pretty much the whole time we were there, so ok, cool. We gave him tokens. He played until the machine ran out of winner’s tickets. Once one of the employees refilled it, he started back up again. About 10 minutes later, he comes and sits down, visibly upset.
Me: What’s the matter?
Ryan: Nothing.
Me: Why are you pouting?
Ryan: I’m just ready to go.
Sis: Boy, ain’t nobody finna sit here and play guessing games with you. fucka matter? (fucka matter is our way of saying ‘what’s wrong”)
Ryan: That lady told me I can’t play basketball no more.
Me: Why not?
Sis: Why the fuck not? You know what? Nevermind. Where she at?
She grabs Ryan’s hand and pulls him to his feet.
Ryan: It’s cool, Tee.
Sis: Come on, boy.
Ryan: (looks at me) Tee Tee?
Me: Don't look at me. You know I can't stop her.
So I follow her dragging him to the lady who tries her best to act like she don’t see us standing there. I really just want to know if he was doing something wrong to get put off the game cause I know how my nieces and nephews can be.
Me: Excuse me.
Nothing.
Me: (a little louder) Excuse me.
Crickets.
Sis: I know yo ass hear my sister talking to you.
Employee: Excuse me?
Sis: That’s what she said.
Emp: Is something wrong ma’am?
Sis: I wanna know why you took him off the game.
Emp: Well, um, he depleted the ticket supply.
Sis: (mimicking) he depleted the ticket supply. What the hell are they there for? You go punish him for winning?
Emp: No, ma’am. He isn’t giving the other kids a chance to play.
Ryan: It wasn’t even nobody over there wanting to play. They was cheering me on.
Emp: There was a crowd.
Ryan: They were cheering for me. She just came over there and umplugged the machine.
Sis: (getting loud) You unplugged a game he already paid for?
Emp: It was a quarter.
Sis: (louder) I don’t give a fuck if it 5 damn cents. Who tha fuck is you to unplug something. Yall hoes kill me. Get a fucking uniform and think you run something.
By now, someone has gotten the manager. He comes over.
Manager: Is everything ok?
Me: I think you may wanna call security.
Manager: Oh, don’t worry. I will deal with her personally.
Me: Not for her. (points to Sis) For her.
Sis: Yea, you go need em she keep fucking with my nephew.
Emp: I aint did nothing to that lil boy.
Ryan: Boy? Who you calling a boy?
Me: Ryan, be quiet.
Sis: Nei, you talk to this mothafucka cause I’m bout ta go to jail. (stomps off)
Me: Where are you going?
Sis: I’ll be back.
I wasn’t too worried cause she didn’t head to the car. Lol
Manager: I tell you what, why don’t we comp you for your pizzas and try to get past this situation.
Me: That’s fine, but I still need to know why she feels she was right to do what she did.
Manager: I promise I will deal with her in just a moment. I’ll throw in $10 worth of tokens for the young man.
Ryan: SOLD!!!!!
Me: Fine. Thank you.
Manager: I apologize for the inconviences.
Sis: (walks up) What I miss?
Me: The apology and the free food.
Sis: Aww. Cool. Thank ya. Here ya go.
She gives him two of the Chuck E Cheese photo papers with her pictures on them.
Manager: What’s this for?
Sis: You can post those at the entrances with a sign that says “Don’t let this bitch back in here. She crazy as hell."
That nut walked off.
I died.
But hey, that's just another crazy day in the life of Chal.
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 25, 2009 9:56:05 GMT -5
Chal, I LOVE your sister!
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 25, 2009 9:56:50 GMT -5
but I ain't gon front, I could totally use a Chuck E Cheese pepperoni pizza right about now! I might hit CiCi's for lunch
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Post by Julie Art on Jun 25, 2009 10:03:08 GMT -5
::DEAD:: At your sister! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 25, 2009 10:22:51 GMT -5
Chal, I LOVE your sister! lol. I figured you would get a kick out it. That girl is certifiably nuts. |
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 25, 2009 10:28:23 GMT -5
I'm guessing she's not your only sister (since ya'll have a mutual nephew)...how do the rest of your siblings feel about her antics? Everyone as patient and amused as you are?
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jun 25, 2009 10:30:36 GMT -5
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 25, 2009 10:48:43 GMT -5
actually, she is my only sister. My mom had us two girls. I have a bunch of brothers by my dad, and they treat her like their sister as well.
Amused? Yes. Major. Patient? Surprisingly, yes. One of my brothers is bi-polar as well. Only he takes his meds. Growing up with his mood swings and tantrums, my brothers know how to deal with her. Now, to our cousins and even aunts and uncles, it's amusing as long as they aren't on the receiving end. But if they are, they run crying to my mom. "She cussed me out." "She went off on me." "You shouldn't allow her to talk to us that way." People tell me all the time, "I don't see how you stay so calm." I tell them that they've dealt with her for 5 minutes. I've dealt with her for 22 years. Nothing surprises me anymore. lol
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Post by Julie Art on Jun 25, 2009 10:54:59 GMT -5
Your sister, and the Amanda chick, I just read it, OMG! She slapped her, cussed her out, told her to get out, and when Amanda actually does is she asks her where she going ::DEAD:: I got tears in my eyes!
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 25, 2009 11:11:17 GMT -5
Bi-polar at it's finest. lol
My sister is my heart. She'll give you anything in the world. Do WHATEVER she can to help you. But, she's nuts. And I love her. lol
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 25, 2009 11:12:52 GMT -5
actually, she is my only sister. My mom had us two girls. I have a bunch of brothers by my dad, and they treat her like their sister as well. Amused? Yes. Major. Patient? Surprisingly, yes. One of my brothers is bi-polar as well. Only he takes his meds. Growing up with his mood swings and tantrums, my brothers know how to deal with her. Now, to our cousins and even aunts and uncles, it's amusing as long as they aren't on the receiving end. But if they are, they run crying to my mom. "She cussed me out." "She went off on me." "You shouldn't allow her to talk to us that way." People tell me all the time, "I don't see how you stay so calm." I tell them that they've dealt with her for 5 minutes. I've dealt with her for 22 years. Nothing surprises me anymore. lol Just curious. Is she older or younger than you? |
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 25, 2009 11:21:52 GMT -5
younger
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Jun 25, 2009 19:21:11 GMT -5
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That was funy OMGEEEEE
Chal...Tell another..Please
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 25, 2009 19:29:43 GMT -5
Let me start by saying I love my sister. Everything about her, even down to her “mental situation.” But sometimes, she does things that make me wonder can we possibly occupied the same womb (at different times, of course) Yesterday, we took my 5 of my nieces and nephews to Chuck E Cheese’s so that they could playing, have fun, and pig out on pepperoni pizza. Ryan (age 10) decided he wanted to play the little basketball game pretty much the whole time we were there, so ok, cool. We gave him tokens. He played until the machine ran out of winner’s tickets. Once one of the employees refilled it, he started back up again. About 10 minutes later, he comes and sits down, visibly upset. Me: What’s the matter? Ryan: Nothing. Me: Why are you pouting? Ryan: I’m just ready to go. Sis: Boy, ain’t nobody finna sit here and play guessing games with you. fucka matter? (fucka matter is our way of saying ‘what’s wrong”) Ryan: That lady told me I can’t play basketball no more. Me: Why not? Sis: Why the fuck not? You know what? Nevermind. Where she at? She grabs Ryan’s hand and pulls him to his feet. Ryan: It’s cool, Tee. Sis: Come on, boy. Ryan: (looks at me) Tee Tee? Me: Don't look at me. You know I can't stop her. So I follow her dragging him to the lady who tries her best to act like she don’t see us standing there. I really just want to know if he was doing something wrong to get put off the game cause I know how my nieces and nephews can be. Me: Excuse me. Nothing. Me: (a little louder) Excuse me. Crickets. Sis: I know yo ass hear my sister talking to you. Employee: Excuse me? Sis: That’s what she said. Emp: Is something wrong ma’am? Sis: I wanna know why you took him off the game. Emp: Well, um, he depleted the ticket supply. Sis: (mimicking) he depleted the ticket supply. What the hell are they there for? You go punish him for winning? Emp: No, ma’am. He isn’t giving the other kids a chance to play. Ryan: It wasn’t even nobody over there wanting to play. They was cheering me on. Emp: There was a crowd. Ryan: They were cheering for me. She just came over there and umplugged the machine. Sis: (getting loud) You unplugged a game he already paid for? Emp: It was a quarter. Sis: (louder) I don’t give a fuck if it 5 damn cents. Who tha fuck is you to unplug something. Yall hoes kill me. Get a fucking uniform and think you run something. By now, someone has gotten the manager. He comes over. Manager: Is everything ok? Me: I think you may wanna call security. Manager: Oh, don’t worry. I will deal with her personally. Me: Not for her. (points to Sis) For her. Sis: Yea, you go need em she keep fucking with my nephew. Emp: I aint did nothing to that lil boy. Ryan: Boy? Who you calling a boy? Me: Ryan, be quiet. Sis: Nei, you talk to this mothafucka cause I’m bout ta go to jail. (stomps off) Me: Where are you going? Sis: I’ll be back. I wasn’t too worried cause she didn’t head to the car. LolManager: I tell you what, why don’t we comp you for your pizzas and try to get past this situation. Me: That’s fine, but I still need to know why she feels she was right to do what she did. Manager: I promise I will deal with her in just a moment. I’ll throw in $10 worth of tokens for the young man. Ryan: SOLD!!!!! Me: Fine. Thank you. Manager: I apologize for the inconviences. Sis: (walks up) What I miss? Me: The apology and the free food. Sis: Aww. Cool. Thank ya. Here ya go. She gives him two of the Chuck E Cheese photo papers with her pictures on them.Manager: What’s this for? Sis: You can post those at the entrances with a sign that says “Don’t let this bitch back in here. She crazy as hell." That nut walked off. I died. But hey, that's just another crazy day in the life of Chal. Next OOA Conclave must be in Chal's city, cuz I HEART YO SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by 100% Bajan on Jun 25, 2009 21:11:51 GMT -5
LOL @ ur stories Chal! Ur cheering me up on this extremely sad day!
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 26, 2009 9:18:54 GMT -5
Next OOA Conclave must be in Chal's city, cuz I HEART YO SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. you guys DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT wanna know how she reacted to Mike and Farrah and Ed. Yall can't handle it, I tell ya. lol |
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 26, 2009 9:19:20 GMT -5
LOL @ ur stories Chal! Ur cheering me up on this extremely sad day! Happy to put a smile on your face. |
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 26, 2009 10:43:06 GMT -5
I would just like to say, that I have not yet read the story, but I am already laughing. I will be back after I have read it. Standby
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Post by 123Diva on Jun 26, 2009 10:46:14 GMT -5
Chal...OMG.
<----DONE
<----crying
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Post by coldfront06 on Jun 26, 2009 10:48:45 GMT -5
"Mama said I can climb a mountain top"
Words that will live in OO infamy...LMMFAO!!!!
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 26, 2009 10:50:28 GMT -5
so I left the thread, cried, put my head down on the desk, opened the thread back up to report on my reaction and Cold's post above re: "Mama said I can climb a mountain top" made me explode in audible laughter in the office. OMG. I can't with Kia today, I can't
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 26, 2009 11:37:13 GMT -5
@ Diva Honey, I cry all over again everytime i think about it. I had my moms DYING laughing last night when I called her. I was like, "Ma. Just call her phone. PLEASE call her phone." We called her on 3-way about 6 times tripping. Ma kept telling folks in the house to dial my sister's number. Needless to say, all I heard through the phone was a laughter.
@ Cold Thanks a lot. I finally had it under control, then here you come with that statement. Now I'm crying all over again. These folks up here think I don't lost it. OMG, I wish you could hear HER saying it. Imagine a female crying and a cat screeching BOTH at the top of their lungs. She was sing screaming. lol
@ Leja I'm not sure it can get any better. I don't think ANYTHING she ever says or does will EVER top Michael Jackson.
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Post by 100% Bajan on Jun 26, 2009 14:27:33 GMT -5
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ ur sister Chal. I was crying and laughing at the same time when i read that story. I'm sure the ppl around me think I'm nuts.
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Jun 26, 2009 14:41:38 GMT -5
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY LAWD
*Take me*
Chal you sad though???
That was hilarious...
I let my boss read this and she is dying laughing
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Post by BKupInHere on Jun 28, 2009 1:26:56 GMT -5
She gives him two of the Chuck E Cheese photo papers with her pictures on them.
Manager: What’s this for?
Sis: You can post those at the entrances with a sign that says “Don’t let this bitch back in here. She crazy as hell."
<---in the morgue next to Michael
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jun 28, 2009 11:14:45 GMT -5
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chal your sister needs to be put on youtube like a subscription. Record her and watch her become an internet sensation!
But real talk, that shit was so funny I can't laugh cuz I'm sitting here like dayum. Just dayum. LMMFAO! No wait, there it is. I'm WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 29, 2009 9:51:42 GMT -5
Lol. That girl would KILL me if I put her ass on youtube. Lol. Bad enough I talk about her here. Lol. I tell her she’s so funny I just HAVE to share it with other people. Of course I get flipped on for about 2 seconds, then everything is normal again.
Ok, so, remember in the “Mike is dead” story she asked if I was going to “Tangs” party? I went. And boy did that other side show up. Lol. Be back with the details.
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 29, 2009 10:03:40 GMT -5
hurrah up. I got a meeting @ 1, and I'd like to go in with a smile on my face.
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 29, 2009 10:39:56 GMT -5
lol. EST? CST? I'm typing it as i type notes from this meeting i'm SUPPOSE to be paying attention to. lol
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