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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 16:05:13 GMT -5
*Ex-Egg 2 arrives wearing all Black. She waits to be called into the office. She is reviewing info in her mind, and is thinking of what she will say to this corny looking White guy......*  |
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 16:14:01 GMT -5
*Gets text that a witness is willing to testify*
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Post by Chal™ on Jul 21, 2010 16:15:17 GMT -5
*an eerie feeling washes over me*
*shudders*
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 16:15:23 GMT -5
*Is shaking like Precious walking in 6 inch stilettos...... but knows what she has to do*
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 16:16:31 GMT -5
*Sits in office waiting for unidentified witness*
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 16:18:05 GMT -5
Hello Detective Van Goren. So we meet again....... Haven't seen you in a while. How's your wife and kids (aka the Milk man's babies)?
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 21, 2010 16:18:37 GMT -5
* Is shaking like Precious walking in 6 inch stilettos...... but knows what she has to do*
iDIED
IDIED
I
FREAKIN
DIED!!
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 16:25:14 GMT -5
Hello Detective Van Goren. So we meet again....... Haven't seen you in a while. How's your wife and kids (aka the Milk man's babies)? Let's cut the small talk... you know what I need right? What do you have? |
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 16:27:41 GMT -5
*Notices the discomfort in Van's face, and tries to break the ice.......*
What's wrong Van? You know why we are both here, and I am prepared to give you the info you need. Let's skip the formalities and get straight to business Chief. Do you have any questions for me? Answers will not be volunteered. They must be solicited.
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 16:31:12 GMT -5
Dammit was there an Egg #5? I have crime scene evidence of a smashed egg... but I can't confirm that it was an OO recruit. But I suspect that it was...
...what can you tell me?
*Pulls out notepad*
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 16:37:04 GMT -5
There's some chick named Goddess of Light creeping around. She desperately wanted to become an OO at ANY cost, but realized that would never happen. She seems to be bitter, and set up the crime scene hoping it would be the final piece of evidence to take OO down. With OO out of the picture, her sorority would be the top dog. DNA testing shows that there was never a 5th Egg. The DNA belongs to GOL. It was just a well thought out e-perp plotting her revenge. OO is not guilty of harrassing a 5th Egg........ It looks like we have a motive, and a new suspect to investigate when this is over Chief.
OO is definitely not off the hook though....... GOL is the least of our worries.
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Post by Sapphire on Jul 21, 2010 16:39:25 GMT -5
*lurks with a side eye*
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Post by Julie Art on Jul 21, 2010 16:44:57 GMT -5
*waiting, just in case, fingers e-itching*
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Post by Chal™ on Jul 21, 2010 16:46:12 GMT -5
*walks into thread boldly wearing a cloak of invisibility*
*sits between DVG and (ex) Egg 2*
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 16:49:48 GMT -5
*Notices a breeze blowing through the room. Suddenly smells Simply Rasberry Lemonade and Gerber baby food. Knows that her former e-ADP must be close, and is probably spying.... Oh well,
(In my Sheree voice) WHO GONNA STOP ME BOO?
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 16:51:00 GMT -5
Dammit
*Throws poster board with Mystery Egg #5 theory across the room*
What was I paying you for? What kind of undercover work is this?
You didn't get anything on OO? Didn't you at least get evidence that they were e-hazing? Anything at all? Hell I got a report of Juicy slapping an egg and it didn't even come from you... what were you doing when you were supposed to be doing your job?
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Post by Chal™ on Jul 21, 2010 16:52:14 GMT -5
P*
LMBO!!!! @ Gerber baby food. He's only 2 weeks old!! he still on Enfamil!!!
P*
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 16:56:39 GMT -5
*Briefly remebers laughing and bonding with her former e-ls's, and quiet talks with her e-Deans after set :-)*
*But snaps out of it*
Look, I got all types of evidence on them. Don't get it twisted. You paid me to do a job, and it got done. Unless these chicks are going to bring Johhny cockeren and Robert Kardashian back from their graves, they are definitely looking at doing some serious jail time. But we do have a MAJOR dilemna. It looks like YOUR past is going to let them get out of this scott free. And you already know what I'm talking about Vanny........
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Post by Julie Art on Jul 21, 2010 17:07:10 GMT -5
*instincts tingling. Waiting, just waiting to deliver a e-beat down and to make sure she NEVER becomes an e-member of OO, at ANY e-chapter. Makes sure to put her name on the e-banned list at e-nationals*
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 17:15:30 GMT -5
*(Thinking) I Really liked e-Big Sister Invictus- I mean AKAD.... and will probably still send some money to her conversary. And I'll sign.......
Love,
Eggslax!
P.S Tell Lindsey Lohan I said whats up- don't drop the soap, hehe!*
*But secretly knows that Van will never lock them away once he is exposed- if they can keep quiet long enough to let me settle the score with him*
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 17:17:22 GMT -5
*Feigns ignorance*
I don't know what you're talking about
*adjust collar nervously*
Look is this investigation has gone on 2 years. I need some tangible proof. You spent weeks undercover. You must have seen something. Heard something. Witnessed something.
Let's just start with basics... did they e-haze you?
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 17:26:34 GMT -5
Chief, now I would be lying if I said I was hazed. It was more like a daily workout and we would do a few favors for the OO's from time to time. Hell, the precinct hazes the rookies far worse than these chicks. They never took it to the extreme and they showed genuine concern for the Eggs when we- I mean "they" were having a bad day. If you want hazing evidence, you don't have a case. Everyone was there voluntarily using free will. It was actually pretty fun most of the time....... Oh, and you know what I'm talking about Van. Sapphire aka the Queen Bee has a few pictures that are sure to ruin your reputation, and destroy the integrity of your investigation. Does the "FLAMING MUMMY MANUEVER" ring a bell Van or should I say, Greetings DP Van the Man,
make the chicks pop it on the handstand,
dudes tried to pledge, but ran
'cause you too nasty like Uncle Luke and got banned
You burn these pledges like a sun tan
And drop 'em cause they fell apart in your hands It appears that you had a pretty good time in college yourself............ Can a undercover drug dealer properly investigate a junkie without being exposed as his dealer? I think not. Choose your battles wisely Van, they are prepared to take you down with them.  |
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 17:47:08 GMT -5
All I know is that Sapphy needs to change her name to Suzy Suction cause she that girl could...
*pauses... realizes he saying too much*
Egg2... let me remind you, you are a duly deputized officer of the court. You work for the citizens of Hazerville, not for OO. You are on our payroll.
And let's not forget that your undercover work is the handiwork of the plea bargain I arranged for you. Either someone from OO is getting prosecuted...
...or you are.
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 17:58:04 GMT -5
*Sigh* I know who employs me. And I know that letting these chicks off the hook could possibly put me back in the slammer. But I believe, respect, and uphold everything Omega Omicron stands for. I came here today to turn in my badge. I'm tired off working for "the Jake", knowing that I'm sending innocent people to jail. I can't believe that there are people out there being robbed, children being kidnapped, and old ladies crossing the street with no help- all because we are wasting the forces money on silly investigations that in no way have affected the citizens of hazerville. Lets be honest, the only reason you have spent this much time on this investigation is your personal vendetta against..... I will refrain from using her name. Let it go Van, let it go. You are a great guy, but holding on to all this anger, and stalking the women of Omega Omicron is not going to bring her back to you. I know you want revenge, but this is not the way to do it. You have the power to steal someones freedom- but will you? All over some love triangle gone wrong? *Rubs Van's shoulders and watches him sink his head in defeat* You're better than this Van. My parole officer has already been notified that I could potentially be in violation of my probation. I have already arranged to pay back my entire salary for the past 4 weeks. I am prepared to serve my sentence like a woman. I have come to the realization that I could never turn my back on my sisters. They are making a differnce in Hazerville and improving the quality of life for its citizens. They are bonding, and creating a avenue for sisterhood. And they are simply having fun. Van, this is your chance to stand for what's right. I'm here for you, we can do this together  . |
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Post by Sapphire on Jul 21, 2010 17:58:23 GMT -5
LMAO @ Suzy Suction!! You's a mess!
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Post by Sapphire on Jul 21, 2010 18:01:32 GMT -5
So hold up... Egg2 was a spy?
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 18:02:11 GMT -5
You're right...
*Pulls Egg#2 in close and tasers her*
You are going back to the slammer...
*Drags Egg#2 into internal holding cell and keeps her there*
And you're going to stay there... and someone from OO is STILL going to be prosecuted. You just could have saved yourself some time. This seems like one of those times when keeping it real goes wrong.
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 18:10:52 GMT -5
*Is coming in and out of conscience*
Sapphy will destroy you, you have been warned Van, you have been warned! I want my lawyer, Sue A. Mofo now!
*Hopes the Eggs remember to look under Chal's nephew car seat for the incriminating pictures she warned Van Goren about. They may be her only hope of getting out of this*
My e-Dean didn't raise no traitors, quitters, or punks. I runs Hazerville Womens Correctional Facility- have you seen my record? This will be like vacation for me!
*Is praying the Eggs still love her enough to bail her out, 'cause she HATES the jail food*
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Post by Horatio Caine on Jul 21, 2010 18:24:30 GMT -5
***Saunters in all smooth leans to the side and removes shades***
Excuse me. I understand there are allegations of e-hazing by Omega Omicron.
***Det. Van Goren stands up and gets defensive***
DV: Yeah and!?
HC: And they appear to be trumped up charges.
DV: Wah wah well who are you?! This is my jurisdiction!!!
HC: My name (10 second pause) is Horatio Caine and I'm sorry my friend (5 second pause) but your jurisdiction just ran out. ***tilts head to the side and looks official***
DV: I run Hazerville. This town is mine! I'm judge and the jury around these parts!!!
HC: Well Detective (10 second pause) the verdict may be in (pause) ***reaches for shades and give a dramatic stare*** but the jury is still out. ***puts shades back on***
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 18:29:06 GMT -5
*Laughs hysterically from holding cell* Thats what you get Van! Haha, we tried to let you slide, but now everyone is going to know your little secret! Hahaha! It's over Van, these chicks are walking away with your e-balls in their hands! There will be Egg on your face AGAIN.....  |
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