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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 18:29:18 GMT -5
***Saunters in all smooth leans to the side and removes shades*** Excuse me. I understand there are allegations of e-hazing by Omega Omicron. ***Det. Van Goren stands up and gets defensive*** DV: Yeah and!? HC: And they appear to be trumped up charges. DV: Wah wah well who are you?! This is my jurisdiction!!! HC: My name (10 second pause) is Horatio Caine and I'm sorry my friend (5 second pause) but your jurisdiction just ran out. ***tilts head to the side and looks official*** DV: I run Hazerville. This town is mine! I'm judge and the jury around these parts!!! HC: Well Detective (10 second pause) the verdict may be in (pause) ***reaches for shades and give a dramatic stare*** but the jury is still out. ***puts shades back on*** R O T F L |
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Jul 21, 2010 18:39:44 GMT -5
***Saunters in all smooth leans to the side and removes shades*** Excuse me. I understand there are allegations of e-hazing by Omega Omicron. ***Det. Van Goren stands up and gets defensive*** DV: Yeah and!? HC: And they appear to be trumped up charges. DV: Wah wah well who are you?! This is my jurisdiction!!! HC: My name (10 second pause) is Horatio Caine and I'm sorry my friend (5 second pause) but your jurisdiction just ran out. ***tilts head to the side and looks official*** DV: I run Hazerville. This town is mine! I'm judge and the jury around these parts!!! HC: Well Detective (10 second pause) the verdict may be in (pause) ***reaches for shades and give a dramatic stare*** but the jury is still out. ***puts shades back on*** R O T F L DVG: Um... so do you think you're the - you're the king of the dramatic pause? (Pause) Because I, I practically invented it... see look here *points to computer screen*, it's on google... you see... and there it is again on Yahoo, and there it again on Bing... they all confirm it. So what did you say your name was... Ratio Brain... HC: Horatio (pause) Caine DVG: Right Horatio. Horatio this is probably the part where you leave town when you realize you're not actually a Police officer. Did you know that? You're not actually a Police officer - it's interesting isn't it. You work with Law Enforcement but you're not actually... a real officer. It probably, stung... stung to hear that didn't it? It bothered you just a little bit. You dismissed it at first but then you thought about it and realized... you weren't. And it bothered you. And see how your eye is twitching, that tells me your body temperature went up exactly 1.1 degrees Farenheit which tells me you just felt a pang of jealousy and anger *HC twitches more* There... you just did it again. Did you feel it that time? You're jealous Radio Raheem HC: Horatio Caine!!!! DVG: yeah yeah, whatever you say... how about you leave the police department, you know for real police, and you go back to the CSI lab and wait till we call you. Thanks. *DVG smirks* |
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 21, 2010 18:42:39 GMT -5
LOL at Van Gorens random use of Radio Raheem!  |
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Post by Sapphire on Jul 21, 2010 18:49:04 GMT -5
Y'all are silly!
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Post by Julie Art on Jul 21, 2010 19:39:42 GMT -5
I....have...fell.....out.....laughing!
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Post by Horatio Caine on Jul 21, 2010 20:03:41 GMT -5
HC: You sir are going nowhere fast. I was called in because word on the street is (pause) Det. Van Goren spends too much time whoring. And THAT my friend ***puts shades back on*** is why you will never be (pause) the infamous HC.
DVG: ***shakes fist and starts yelling out like he has tourettes*** you don’t know what you’re talking about!!! Lies!!! Jessica Alba!!! Thandi Newton!! Egg2!!! E-Hazing!! Set-Up! Lies!! GE!!! Aaaarrrggghhh!!!
DVG: ***speaking rapidly*** My case is almost closed and I will bring OO down if it’s the last thing I do. ***fumbles around for the plastic shades he got at his nephews birthday party***
HC: Be careful what you wish for (10 second pause) because if you keep this up (pause) it just may be.
***waits for theme music to stop*** Now as for you Egg2. What say you? why don't we go down to the station? Make a deal now and it just might save you (pause) from getting burned. ***Horatio stance***
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Post by QUIET As Kept on Jul 21, 2010 20:42:41 GMT -5
*P LMAO @ your theme music!!! *P ***waits for theme music to stop*** Now as for you Egg2. What say you? why don't we go down to the station? Make a deal now and it just might save you (pause) from getting burned. ***Horatio stance*** |
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Post by Chal™ on Jul 21, 2010 20:54:43 GMT -5
these ninjas here!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Julie Art on Jul 21, 2010 22:33:11 GMT -5
*decides not to be reactionary about putting Egg 2 name on the national bamd list and waits to see how this plays out.*
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Post by GOONS on Jul 21, 2010 23:17:14 GMT -5
Yo Ex-Egg 2!! The Hatchlings sent us over. They wanted to let you know they got the pics...  Plastic Surgery Nightmare  His...little...friend issues. They gotcha back. They treating you OK in here? |
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Post by Sapphire on Jul 21, 2010 23:22:09 GMT -5
Oh lawd!
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 22, 2010 11:09:22 GMT -5
Yes Goons, I'm fine! Tell the Eggs I said I e-love them, and I would never turn my e-back on them. It was never my intentions to decieve them.
I know Mookie hates stepping a foot in jail, but please have him bail me out! I always get him the hook up on half priced food stamps, and I did his baby momma hair for free and got her set up at the WIC office....... I have a feeling the Eggs may be probating soon (hopefully), and I would be crushed if I missed it :-(
Make 6 copies of the Pictures and lamenate them so they cannot be destroyed. There's even worse photos hidden in the Nest if you need to get to them.
Horatio Caine is good peoples, do whatever he says. He's trying to get us all out of this, and he has a connect that may be able to get your warrants dropped in exchange for your assistance. Thanks Goons, ya'll always come through :-)
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jul 22, 2010 11:23:51 GMT -5
One more thing Goons......... *Notices, to this day, Van Goren still always wears different variations of Purple and Gold* My sources say that Van Goren is a scorned member of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity, Inc. He of course denies it, but there is only one true way to tell if a man is a bonafide Que..... Bring me a copy of Atomic Dawg, and let's see what happens.  |
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Post by GOONS on Jul 22, 2010 12:51:29 GMT -5
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Post by Hummy Jones on Jul 22, 2010 18:28:53 GMT -5
Lol! This is funny! Horatio making an appearance was speechless. I died laughing. Somebody got that ninja down to the T! Lol
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Post by IvyByDesign on Jul 22, 2010 18:41:26 GMT -5
Bwahahahahahaha! Hi-larious!
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