DamieQue's e-memorial, AGAIN....

[Julie Art]

*the e-insane aslyum released be the same day of Damie's e-memorial. Since no body was found, a picture is being used. I get his e-kids come his family and take them to the e-memorial. I go and sit on the first row in front of the pictures*

Hardaway(Damie's e-son): *loudly pointing at the picture* Momma, whose that man?

Me: * I look around to see if anyone heard as I quickly put my hand over his mouth and tell him to be quiet.*

[DamieQue™]

*p*

That ain't even right... I just took them e-kids out to the park. They know who they (they not their) Daddy is. LOL

*p*

[Julie Art]

LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They thought you were one of my e-actor friends or something, or some other celebrity, lol!

[Chal™]

*slips inside and takes a seat on the back row*

[QueenOH]

*Comes in wearing this dress*




*stands for longer than needed pretending to find a place to sit. eventually sits when she thinks enough people have seen her*

[Julie Art]

*p*

::DEAD:: @ Queen!

*p*


*sees more people come in, as I pass the e-kids snacks to keep them occupied. Hardaway is just like his e-father, I got to give him chicken to keep him calm. Thank God I got nuggets on the way here.*



*shakes my head @ Queen and her red dress. Stands up to straighten mine to let her know she can't upstage me and she can see all accessories, I wave at Chal, and sit down.*

[Mrs. Eyes]

So...............................................................who killed Damie?


*looks around suspiciously.....one of these ppl is a killer*

[Chal™]

*P*

Damie killed himself

*p*

*Chal nods at Juicy as she chuckles inwardly, wondering if anyone e-cared enough about 91 to give her a memorial*

[Mrs. Eyes]

Awww..........................................*sniffs* damn Juicy!

* quietly sings Juicy drive em crazy*

[Julie Art]

Lmbbbooo!

[Mrs. Eyes]

lmbo!

[Chal™]

lol

[T-Rex91]

Mar 11, 2010 19:17:50 GMT -5 Chal™ said:

*P*

Damie killed himself

*p*

*Chal nods at Juicy as she chuckles inwardly, wondering if anyone e-cared enough about 91 to give her a memorial*

*p*
but I'll show you mofos...I'll show you...lol
*p*

[QueenOH]

*Queen whispers to the couple beside her*

I'll bet Julie had something to do with his death, you see how she is dressed like she is going to the club.

[DSTruction94]

*the doors of the chruch open and a young woman slowly walks down the aisle. She stops in front of Damie's picture and spits on the picture before knocking it to the ground*

Juicy: Who the hayle are you and how dare you disrupt this memorial!

*points at the crowd assembled*

DST94: Anyone who chooses to mourn this man will feel my wrath. Someone will pay and I don't particularly care who.

Juicy: No, what YOU will be paying for is the framing costs of that picture. Do you know what filet and guilding runs these days? Damie was a good man, a trifling father, but a good man. You need to leave now so we can get back to the serv........

*94 screams*

DST94: THIS MAN KILLED MY MOTHER 91!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crowd gasps*

DST94: He took from me what was most precious and now *94 looks squarely at Hardaway* I will take what he would have valued most.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

[QueenOH]

Mar 12, 2010 10:06:58 GMT -5 DSTruction94 said:

DST94: He took from me what was most precious and now *94 looks squarely at Hardaway* I will take what he would have valued most.

THE CHICKEN NUGGETS?!?!?!

[T-Rex91]

^^^^LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Queen you are a frigging mess.

[Julie Art]

Lololololol @ Queen!

*sees woman look at my chilluns. Have my bodyguards to scoop them all up and out the premises to a disclosed location. Some is calling the police as I take off jewellery and shoes*

Let me explain something to you. You say what you want about me, but threatening my e-kids will get your arse whooped. And if anything happens to my chilluns, this whole place heard you. Now you wanna tango, do it with me. I eat bytches like you for dinner.

*yes I did take that line from ATL house wives lol*

[T-Rex91]

*p*

Wait, you're telling me this convo actually took place on the show? You gotta stop watching that trash Juice. You just gotta......lol

I'm too lazy to log off and log in as my "e-daughter" right now but yeah, let's tango.........

*p*

[QueenOH]

*p*

What happened to Pika Que? Log went to the hospital, Work is away on "family business", Damie is burned toast. Where is that kid?

*p*

[Chal™]

*P*

LOL@the daughter

These folks finna rumble @ the funeral. where's my camera? Ghetto Funerals Gone Wild $9.99. Buy one, the Extra Features half off


*P*

[Kyng of JDs]

*sees 94 and Julie’s exchange*
K: So ’91 had a daughter…
*Gets up and walks over to 94*
K: So ’91 was your mother?
94: Yes.
K: She was a beautiful and wonderful woman. I wish I could have known her better. *thinks* but I see she passed on some good genes—and her money—to you.
*Juicy stands up*
JA: Didn’t I just tell your sorry ash to stay away from my chilluns. *points at Kyng* he isn’t Damie’s but he is mine.
*94, wanting to make Julie suffer for all the ish she just talked, decides to use Kyng to get back at Julie*
K: Calm down ma. She just lost her mother. I would be the same way if I just lost---
94: I am so sad. I need someone to make me feel good.
K: *with dollar signs in his eyes* Well, let me make you feel good.
*they leave*

*p
You know what they say, if you can’t earn it, marry it.
*p

[Chal™]

*p*

damn, Kyng. I owe you an exalt. let me re-up an i got you. lol

[Julie Art]

Lolololol! Give me a minute, lol!

[Julie Art]

*sees Kyng and the unruly daughter of '91 leave the building. Smile that Kyng worked it in order to keep the memorial service going. Make note to self to find location of this '94 to discuss the legal matters that '91 and Damie were involved. I know that his business automatically default to his e-kids in case of his demise. Need to see how '94 will play a role, if at all. Sits down and waits for the memorial to began.*

[Jeremiah E.C.J. Johnson]

*The Good Rev. Jeremiah Ezekiel Caleb-Joe-Johnson gets up to begin and preside over the e-ceremony.*
Rev J.E.C. *to the ushers*: could we set up, up front please?
*Ushers bring in memorial items to begin the e-ceremony*
Rev J.E.C. : Now I know some of you may not know, there was no body to bury, but the family wanted to bury a symbolic vessel to honor Brother Damothenes Quenton Rufus III, better known as DamieQue - amen
*Ushers continue to set up*
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*Juicy recoils in anger, at KFC providing the chicken for the e-memorial*
Juicy *muttering under breath takes out memo pad*: Someone's getting fired for this one... someone is SO getting fired for this
Rev J.E.C. : We're going to open the e-memorial with a musical selection by young Brother DaHardaway, and I believe after that Brother Reign is going to bless us with a solo too - amen. Afterwards we're going to open the mic for reflections by e-friends and e-family and then we're going to adjourn and go to... *looks to e-Deacon for help. e-Deacon hands the e-Rev a note*
Rev J.E.C. : Yes, yes, the Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Cultural Center for the Elite[/i] - amen - and that's for - *strains to read note, for the e-memorial for 91 - amen. And for those of you without the proper credentials necessary for entry into the auditorium at the Cultural Center, we're going to carry a live video feed in the atrium of the choich - is that right? *Looks to e-Deacons for confirmation and they nod heads* yes - video feed in the atrium - amen. So with that let's open up the e-memorial...

DaHardaway honors his e-Dad with a rousing solo


Rev J.E.C. having heard enough steps in and brings the solo to a merciful end: Alright Amen... is Brother Reign in the building? *Looks around* Brother Reign... *sees his hand raise up in the crowd as he comes forward* Ah yes Brother, amen - come on up on...
*Reign begins walking up*
Rev J.E.C. : Can we give the lawd some hand praise for Brother Reign
*muted applause. Reign comes forward to sing O-mazing Grace*

Reign sings his solo


*Rev J.E.C. takes the mic to see if it is still functional after Reigns performance* : so I think we're gonna end musical tributes with that last selection and move on to reflections by e-friends and e-family. The microphone is open - amen.

[Chal™]

*P*

I am NOT finna play with yall today!!!

{=== DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!

*P*

[Julie Art]

I can't see the videos from my phone, but I'm dying at that pic! Omg! Will check those videos 1st thing tomorrow!

[Jeremiah E.C.J. Johnson]

Rev J.E.C. : Sister Juicy... if you'd like to begin the reflections you may. We all know that you and Brother Damie had a rocky relationship... but uhhhhhh... isn't that something we have all experienced Choich?

*Church erupts in 'amens' and 'tell it pastors'*

Rev J.E.C. : I say we ALL have had our moments whennnnnn... we get to fighting with one another and we wonder sometimes - maybe we shouldn't have put for "better or for worse" in the nuptials

*Church responds with affirmation*

Rev J.E.C. : Maybe we should've had just said for "better or even better-er"

*Church laughs again*

Rev J.E.C. : But Choich!!! e-Love is e-Love. And they had that for each other. Now you may not necessarily hear in the singing voices of their children... but you can SEE it in their faces. They had that e-Love.

*Church erupts into amens*

Rev J.E.C. : So we're gonna open the mic for e-reflections and Sister Juicy if you want to go first that's fine, or Sister Chal you can go. We're gonna open the mic and celebrate the e-life of Brother Damie.

[Julie Art]

*p*

Deaaaaaaadddddddddddddd at those videos!

*p*


*stands up where I am.*

Damie and I were e-married for sometime. And from our union, we had two e-kids. From his sexual unions with other Hazerville women, he had two other e-kids. One he got pregnant right when I got pregnant, and the other some time afterwards. I been through hayle, going through court appearances and custody battles, child support payments, etc.

And to top all of that, that nukka was trying to rob me blind! Rob me blind I say! Running around Hazerville tryna pick up e-hoes with my money! My money! Every chance he got, he was spending my money. It got to the point I had to sell a house or two, and get him off my accounts so me and the e-kids could stay afloat.

*pulls out cigarette and lights it up*

And lets not talk about how he never spent any time with his e-kids, EVER! They saw Work more than they own daddy! Lawd, I was so glad when I e-divorced him, cause he has brought me nothing but heartache and pain. with his mooching, lazy arse! Bet ya'll didn't know he was staying at Motel 8, did ya'll, did ya'll!

*takes another puff and walks to picture and points at it*

And after all that, him and '91 got involved in some type of e-illegal biz where they were swindling Hazervillians for the business, JFC included! Well, I can't say that I'm e-happy about all this, seeing as he is e-father to my kids, but I can't say I'm all torn up about it either.

*turns to picture again, takes the cigarette and puts it out on the pic, leaving a burnt hole. Goes and sits down.*