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Post by Chal™ on Mar 15, 2010 13:13:49 GMT -5
*Chal does a Naomi Campbell walks to the front* Damothenes Quenton Rufus III. *chuckles* Yea, I'd give myself a nickname behind that ish, too. *chuckles again*What can I say about Damie? Miss Art just assassinated the man's character, so maybe I can do a little bit to salvage it. Damie was a man of many talents. A jack of all trades. He was smart, but perhaps too smart. He was sweet, but perhaps too sweet. He was generous, but perhaps too generous. And he was trusting. In this case, too trusting. Regardless of why you are here today, whether it is to mourn the loss of a dear e-friend or to make sure the e-bastard's really gone, you cannot dispute the fact that Damie has in some way touched us all. *Winks in the direction of a tall man wearing a trench coat, sunglasses, and a fedora*I know that despite this terrible e-tragedy, Damie is HERE with us. Amongst us. Forever in our e-presence. *smirks* May his e-soul rest in peace.
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 16, 2010 9:49:54 GMT -5
*stands up addresses Chal*
What you mean, I e-killed his character? I told the truth, and everyone in here knows it. You standing up there like you all e-righteous, you probably had something to do with it. Everyone knows your e-line of work Chal, everyone knows!
*turns up nose at Chal and folds arms as everyone in attendance is agreeing*
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 16, 2010 9:51:12 GMT -5
*Queen quickly twitters the madness from her phone*
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2010 11:29:57 GMT -5
That's right, J. EVERYONE knows. ALL of my cards are on the table. I have NOTHING to hide because I'm OPEN about EVERYTHING I do.
Can you say the same? My fault? Nah. Not this time. Not my work. But speaking of work, you 're one of the ones who... you know what. It doesn't even matter. Think what you will. The truth will come out in due time.
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 16, 2010 13:49:45 GMT -5
That's right, J. EVERYONE knows. ALL of my cards are on the table. I have NOTHING to hide because I'm OPEN about EVERYTHING I do. Can you say the same? My fault? Nah. Not this time. Not my work. But speaking of work, you 're one of the ones who... you know what. It doesn't even matter. Think what you will. The truth will come out in due time. I'm very open, everyone knows what I e-do, I'm an A-list star, how can they not? They even know of my e-addiction and my brief stay at the e-insane asylum. What they don't know, is who was giving me the prescribed drugs. Care to share? At any rate, my deal is don't say I berated my e-hubby when all I did was tell the truth!  *sits down* |
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 16, 2010 13:52:33 GMT -5
*note to self, Julie and Chal are not the allowed to say a eulogy at my e-funeral*
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2010 14:29:35 GMT -5
That's right, J. EVERYONE knows. ALL of my cards are on the table. I have NOTHING to hide because I'm OPEN about EVERYTHING I do. Can you say the same? My fault? Nah. Not this time. Not my work. But speaking of work, you 're one of the ones who... you know what. It doesn't even matter. Think what you will. The truth will come out in due time. I'm very open, everyone knows what I e-do, I'm an A-list star, how can they not? They even know of my e-addiction and my brief stay at the e-insane asylum. What they don't know, is who was giving me the prescribed drugs. Care to share? At any rate, my deal is don't say I berated my e- EX-hubby when all I did was tell the truth! *sits down* *P* Fixed it for ya.  *P* You think I care about them knowing where you got em from? Right. Sure I do. And that's said with all the e-sarcasm I can muster. What can I say? I can't say no to the woman who doesn't know what it means. I have voicemails. Tapes of phone convos. Valium was YOUR poison of choice. YOU asked for it. And not once did I ever personally put them in your mouth, much less your hands. So, technically speaking, you gots nothing.  As for the truth, yea, maybe Damie did do all those things. But ain't it like an ex to focus on all the bad. The man must have had SOME good in him, otherwise you wouldn't have married him. You always talking what he didn't do for his e-kids. I really don't think you have room to e-judge in that area. At least he saw them around the way from time to time. You, on the other hand, how many years was it again?  Anywho, since you decided to focus on the negative  , i decided to focus on slightly positive note. No one deserves to be spoken ill of once they've e-gone on home. |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2010 14:31:49 GMT -5
*note to self, Julie and Chal are not the allowed to say a eulogy at my e-funeral* *p* not the eulogy, but ther will be some damn e-reflections I remember when she broke in BOTH my cribs and threw parties. I remember the day she got stuck in my bathroom window. I's memba dat dey I's in de sto' wid Miz Millie.oh yea, it's on. lol *P* |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 16, 2010 15:16:53 GMT -5
*p*
Chal, you mighty protective of ole Quebie's legacy. Something you wanna share? *raises celestial and slightly singed eyebrow*
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2010 15:22:45 GMT -5
*p* ce·les·tial (s-l s ch l) adj. 1. Of or relating to the sky or the heavens: Planets are celestial bodies. 2. Of or relating to heaven; divine: celestial beings. ============================================================== That being said, 91 = celestial? maybe 91's Games' e-Character = celestial? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH *coughs, breathes deeply* HHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *straight face*Chal doesn't share. *p* |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 16, 2010 15:28:53 GMT -5
*p*
You cut me Chal. You cut me deep....lol
*p*
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Post by Jeremiah E.C.J. Johnson on Mar 16, 2010 15:30:43 GMT -5
Rev J.E.C. *clears throat*: Well it looks like we're done with the reflections - amen - *motions for Juicy and Chal to sit back down to avoid what appeared to be an impending fight between Hazerville Heavyweights of Industry* - now the Ur-shers done told me that, Sister Juicy was the only one that we know had credentials to get into 91's memorial... but apparently they weren't received by the security detail there so apparently we're all gonna have to watch 91 e-memorial live via satellite - amen Juicy: Yeah someone is definitely losing their 401k today *Rev J.E.C. has the e-memorial items rolled out of the church and they move in 91's e-memorabilia. A life sized poster of her avi... one of her personal effects... an authentic Dungeons and Dragons Wonder Woman Tiara... and they roll in the t.v.*  *As they connect live to the video feed, on site they are in the process of retiring 91's Dungeons and Dragons uniform at the Jacquelyn Kennedy Onasis Cultural Center for the Elite The elite from around the e-country have flown in to witness this event. Juicy's chair sits empty due to the credential mix up. The Instrumental of Aaron Hall's I Miss You plays in the background*  |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2010 15:35:32 GMT -5
*P*
LMBO!!!!!! Nah, 91, ol Jermiya Jownson Jownson hea cut you deep. lol
*p*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 16, 2010 15:36:52 GMT -5
*p*
I swear if I hadn't already e-gone on to glory y'all would def put me there........ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*p*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 16, 2010 15:37:47 GMT -5
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 16, 2010 15:40:36 GMT -5
*p* wait... I gotta spend perpetuity with some daggone 91 branded Underoos hanging in my honor?  Y'all some cold mofos......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Makes mental note to have the Rev choke to death on a chicken bone at Sunday dinner *p* |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 16, 2010 15:44:27 GMT -5
*p*
That's high tribute. They showed us e-love in our own unique ways. For me it was the camoflage coffin with gold church truck and KFC bucket blossoms (in place of flowers). For you... they retired your elitism. You are forever their e-wonder woman in the sky 
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2010 15:48:51 GMT -5
*p*
heck naw, they stole yo draws and hung em up for the world to see. I KNOW you ain't going. If it was me, I'd be straight HAUNTIN' a mofo right about now.
*snickers*
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 16, 2010 16:30:41 GMT -5
*note to self, Julie and Chal are not the allowed to say a eulogy at my e-funeral* *p* not the eulogy, but ther will be some damn e-reflections I remember when she broke in BOTH my cribs and threw parties. I remember the day she got stuck in my bathroom window. I's memba dat dey I's in de sto' wid Miz Millie.oh yea, it's on. lol *P* iDIED! |
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 16, 2010 16:31:19 GMT -5
*p* Chal, you mighty protective of ole Quebie's legacy. Something you wanna share? *raises celestial and slightly singed eyebrow* *p* Thank you! |
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 16, 2010 16:33:45 GMT -5
*calls assistant to see who e-dropped the ball on '91's e-memorial*
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2010 16:42:16 GMT -5
I didn't tell you what you should or shouldn't said until you jumped into your little snit. I said what I said and i meant it. You assassinated the man's character. I don't care who he is, was, or use to be to you. I don't care if I just got here last week. YOU DON'T SPEAK ILL OF THE e-DEAD.
Now me, I e-lie a little. E-kill a lot. And even sell Karma on the side. BUT I DON'T SPEAK ILL OF THE e-DEAD!!!!!
And you standing here screaming and rolling ya lil shifty eyes at me don't sit quite well in my e-spirit. I'ma be cool though.
*walks away, still talking*
Somebody toss this jawn a Valium befo i have to toss her over a bridge. Must not know who she talking to. Ain't nobody stuttin her lil "supa star" status. Shoot, word on tha block, pulled a Deena Jones on one of her girls and stole that limelight she craves so much. 50/11 kids and probably can't call but 9 of em by name. Got the nerve to talk to ME like that. I'on know who she thank she is, but I know who she ain't.
*sits in the back pew shooting daggers with my eyes @ Julie Art*
*p*
it's, like, really making my day fly going back and forth with you. keep it up. lol
*p*
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 16, 2010 16:50:01 GMT -5
I didn't tell you what you should or shouldn't said until you jumped into your little snit. I said what I said and i meant it. You assassinated the man's character. I don't care who he is, was, or use to be to you. I don't care if I just got here last week. YOU DON'T SPEAK ILL OF THE e-DEAD. Now me, I e-lie a little. E-kill a lot. And even sell Karma on the side. BUT I DON'T SPEAK ILL OF THE e-DEAD!!!!! And you standing here screaming and rolling ya lil shifty eyes at me don't sit quite well in my e-spirit. I'ma be cool though. *walks away, still talking*Somebody toss this jawn a Valium befo i have to toss her over a bridge. Must not know who she talking to. Ain't nobody stuttin her lil "supa star" status. Shoot, word on tha block, pulled a Deena Jones on one of her girls and stole that limelight she craves so much. 50/11 kids and probably can't call but 9 of em by name. Got the nerve to talk to ME like that. I'on know who she thank she is, but I know who she ain't. *sits in the back pew shooting daggers with my eyes @ Julie Art**p* it's, like, really making my day fly going back and forth with you. keep it up. lol *p* Chal, ain't nobody e-scared of you, alright? Your little e-killer status don't mean ish to me! Better ask somebody about me! Don't let my e-star dust fool you! You started this ish, don't make me finish it! *one of my e-bodyguards walk near Chal* Nah, that's alright Roscoe. She ain't gonna do nothing. She thinks folks scared of her, I run Hazerville (ala Natalie from Bad Girls Club) don't nothing happen in this e-town without me knowing! (goes into Denzel personation) King Kong ain't got ISH on me! Lets get on with this, I got other things to do! *looks towards the front* |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 16, 2010 17:14:31 GMT -5
*p*
You know... you might as well fight and start knocking over the memorabilia. Roll around in that KFC. Bump it's games. LOL
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2010 18:08:02 GMT -5
*nonchalant wave*
Chile, boo. whatever. This ain't that, Little Miss Sunshine. Anyway, Go'n Pastor. Say what you got to say. Rebuke some of these demons floating around here while you at it.
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 16, 2010 21:35:06 GMT -5
Yes. Rebuke that e-killer spirit!
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 17, 2010 8:11:27 GMT -5
lol!!!
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 17, 2010 9:36:09 GMT -5
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Coach on Mar 17, 2010 12:02:19 GMT -5
So who get the insurance money?? That's all i want to know.... |
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 17, 2010 13:06:24 GMT -5
well damie had a e-insurance policy that was left to 91 so i guess it is left to her estate and her daughter 94
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, i decided to focus on slightly positive note. No one deserves to be spoken ill of once they've e-gone on home. 
