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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 1, 2010 13:32:13 GMT -5
I couldn't find the original one so RUN EM!
" Get off the Lord's Bus if you aint got correct change"
" Don't let the House of God go into the foreclosure"
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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 1, 2010 13:51:20 GMT -5
"My Hotcomb Ain't Too Greasy to Bust the Devil's Naps"
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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 1, 2010 13:51:52 GMT -5
"Thank God Jesus Doesn't Use a Lawn Chair to Mark His Space in My Heart!"
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 1, 2010 13:53:32 GMT -5
"My Hotcomb Ain't Too Greasy to Bust the Devil's Naps" * comatose * |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 1, 2010 13:53:46 GMT -5
"You Betta Quit Playin' and Give the Lord The Big Piece of Chicken"
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 1, 2010 13:55:14 GMT -5
"Ah Been 'Buked and Ah Been Sco'ned, Somebody Call The Heavenly Ambalamp"
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 1, 2010 13:58:31 GMT -5
Y'all are some uber creative FOOLS! LOL
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 1, 2010 14:10:32 GMT -5
You betta practice before you Stomp on God's Yard .. He is the Alpha and Omega
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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 1, 2010 14:28:32 GMT -5
Y'all are some uber creative FOOLS! LOL and to think, you told us not to start it! Hater! |
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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 1, 2010 14:32:44 GMT -5
ok, we need some casts for some of these plays. You know there's always gotta be at least:
an out-of-work comedian
a member of an old male singing group
female ingenue about whom folks ask "oh, she's still alive?"
and....
an overweight female personality (singer/actor/etc.) from the 80s as "mama"
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 1, 2010 15:01:10 GMT -5
ok, we need some casts for some of these plays. You know there's always gotta be at least: an out-of-work comedian a member of an old male singing group female ingenue about whom folks ask "oh, she's still alive?" and.... an overweight female personality (singer/actor/etc.) from the 80s as "mama" Renaldo Ray Keith SWeat Chante (forget her last name but she gotta man at home) Thea |
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 1, 2010 15:47:34 GMT -5
God Don't Like Ugly, but She Shole Can Cook a Mean Pot Roast!
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 1, 2010 15:53:22 GMT -5
He May not Come When You Want Him, because God Ain't Yo Limo Driver!
He May not Come When You Want Him, but then neither will she...
(wrong thread)
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 1, 2010 15:54:11 GMT -5
You, Me and She...Ain't THAT A Trinity?
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 1, 2010 17:11:25 GMT -5
Lol! Yall got issues.
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Post by MochaD on Mar 1, 2010 17:34:23 GMT -5
ok, we need some casts for some of these plays. You know there's always gotta be at least: an out-of-work comedian a member of an old male singing group female ingenue about whom folks ask "oh, she's still alive?" and.... an overweight female personality (singer/actor/etc.) from the 80s as "mama" Renaldo Ray Keith SWeat Chante (forget her last name but she gotta man at home) Thea LMAO!!!! |
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Post by Noble Work on Mar 1, 2010 17:35:17 GMT -5
What is wrong with you People??!!.....lololo
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 1, 2010 19:40:14 GMT -5
"Jesus is on the Main Line...But yo Broke Ass Ain't Got 3 Way Callin"
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 1, 2010 19:42:00 GMT -5
"Hell Hath No Fury Like a Vietnam Vet Wearing a Fanny Pack On Public Transportation"
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 1, 2010 19:44:53 GMT -5
"TITHING....This is An Attempt to Collect a Debt - Don't Let the Recession Block Yo Blessings"
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 1, 2010 19:47:07 GMT -5
"You are NOT the Father...the Story of Joseph and Jesus"
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 1, 2010 19:48:06 GMT -5
Fish Don't Fry In the Kitchen, but Yo A$$ Gone Burn On the Grill If You Don't Get Right
Pop Lock And Drop Off the Church Building Fund At the Bank
Da Urshers Is Setting Up for Communion, I Got My Drink & My Two Step
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Post by Alc 06 on Mar 1, 2010 21:33:19 GMT -5
Real Men Tweet Jesus in the Dark- starring Howard Hewitt, Apollonia, Stoney Jackson, and Bud from the Cosby Show
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Post by Alc 06 on Mar 1, 2010 21:35:03 GMT -5
"You are NOT the Father...the Story of Joseph and Jesus" Logakal I swear you spend more time in the corner. |
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Post by **Dea** on Mar 2, 2010 5:02:37 GMT -5
Oh lawd!!!!!! Yall are going to get me fired!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm hurting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 2, 2010 8:09:21 GMT -5
Y'all are some uber creative FOOLS! LOL and to think, you told us not to start it! Hater! No, I misunderstood the concept. I thought y'all were going to make me hurl espousing your love of gospel stage plays. Carry on......lol |
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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 2, 2010 8:37:30 GMT -5
"Yo' Glasses Too Cloudy to Keep Your Eyes on the Lord"
Featuring:
Bruce Bruce
Jackee Harry
Michael Bivins of Bell Biv DeVoe
and Anna Maria Horsford from "Amen" as Mama
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Post by Alc 06 on Mar 2, 2010 9:15:32 GMT -5
"Yo' Glasses Too Cloudy to Keep Your Eyes on the Lord" Featuring: Bruce Bruce Jackee Harry Michael Bivins of Bell Biv DeVoe and Anna Maria Horsford from "Amen" as Mama <--suing for copyright infringement <--does not care if you're a semi-lawyer <--wants royalties |
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 2, 2010 9:41:02 GMT -5
"Hell Hath No Fury Like a Vietnam Vet Wearing a Fanny Pack On Public Transportation" I almost choked, I already got a cold, lololol! |
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Post by Alc 06 on Mar 2, 2010 10:01:26 GMT -5
Thank God Jesus Caught the Holy Ghost
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