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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 2, 2010 10:18:00 GMT -5
"Yo' Glasses Too Cloudy to Keep Your Eyes on the Lord" Featuring: Bruce Bruce Jackee Harry Michael Bivins of Bell Biv DeVoe and Anna Maria Horsford from "Amen" as Mama <--suing for copyright infringement <--does not care if you're a semi-lawyer <--wants royalties soooo un-Christian! |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 2, 2010 13:42:36 GMT -5
"You are NOT the Father...the Story of Joseph and Jesus" Logakal I swear you spend more time in the corner. Hee.Hee. Well, how about... "Dat Baby Don't Look Like Me....." We could set the stage up just like the Maury set, and have Mary going up to the screen pointing to Lil Baby Jesus like.... "Look at him - he look just like Joseph" and Joseph will be like... "Look at his nose Maury, dat's a Jewish nose" ;D |
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 2, 2010 13:54:24 GMT -5
How Much for a Order o' Ribs? Ok...Gimme One! : The Eve Story
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Post by Highly Favored on Mar 2, 2010 14:01:48 GMT -5
"My Hotcomb Ain't Too Greasy to Bust the Devil's Naps" LOL I didn't get any further than this. LOLOLOLOL |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 2, 2010 14:08:32 GMT -5
How Much for a Order o' Ribs? Ok...Gimme One! : The Eve Story O M G *dead* |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 2, 2010 14:19:28 GMT -5
" Wont you please hold my lacefront while I shout"
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 2, 2010 14:20:48 GMT -5
How Much for a Order o' Ribs? Ok...Gimme One! : The Eve Story Out of order, LMBO! |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 2, 2010 14:30:42 GMT -5
I Logged In To the Internet for Love and Downloaded Malware, but The Lord Is My Anti-Virus
Starring
Malik Yoba from New York Undercover
Tichina Arnold from the Martin Show &
Bobby McFerrin as Rev. Rodney Richard Rahzell The Human Beatbox
Mama I'm Taking Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu So I Can Finally Put the Devil in an Armbar
Starring
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. from hit TV show Sparks
Vivica A. Fox from the movie Independence Day
Jennifer Holliday stars as Mama and featuring
the triumphant return to stage and screen formerly of Family Matters Ms. Jaimee Foxworth
I Got The Hookup On Church's Chicken, Holler If you Hear Me
Starring
Tommy Davidson of "In Loving Color"
Tommy "Tiny" Lister From "Friday" and "The 5th Element"
Maia Campbell From the hit show "In The House"
and reintroducing
Curtis Baldwin (aka Calvin from the hit tv show 227)
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 2, 2010 15:03:03 GMT -5
Mama, I Saw Big Aunty Shakin' It at the Juke Joint Like Shug Avery for the Lord
Starring:
Margaret Avery - The woman who played Shug Avery in the Color Purple
Alexander O'Neal
Lynn Whitfield - from a Thin Line Between Love and Hate
And in his most transformative role yet, as MAMA!
Willard Pugh - Harpo from the Color Purple!
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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 2, 2010 15:04:32 GMT -5
yes!! Ya'll are on it today!
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 2, 2010 15:07:18 GMT -5
"Your deductible will always be high in Devil's health plan but the Lord's love is a free public option"
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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 2, 2010 15:37:18 GMT -5
"Confess Yo Sins Now Cause It Ain't No Plea Deals in Heaven"
Starring:
Blu Cantrell
Marcus T. Paulk, the little brother from "Moesha"
Dawn Lewis, of "A Different World" Fame
Carl Anthony Payne II, Martin's Cole
and
Queen of Comedy, Laura Hayes as "Mama"
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 2, 2010 16:46:37 GMT -5
"Turn your cockeye towards the Lord... No the other way... "
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 2, 2010 16:56:23 GMT -5
"Turn your cockeye towards the Lord... No the other way... " I actually snorted on this one! |
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 2, 2010 16:58:20 GMT -5
"He May Not Get There When You Want Him Cause God Ain't On 'CP' Time"
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Post by Alc 06 on Mar 2, 2010 17:06:37 GMT -5
From the creators of Homeboys in Outer Space, comes the new hit gospel play:
"The Lord is My Ampalamps"
starring: Carl Weathers, Adolfo 'Shabba-Doo' Quinones (bka "Ozone" in Breakin and Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo), Mr. Dalvin, Vanity, CeCe Penniston, the little fat kid Paul from the Cosby Show,
and Dolph Lundgren as The Old Man on the Bus
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 2, 2010 17:34:35 GMT -5
From the creators of Homeboys in Outer Space, comes the new hit gospel play: "The Lord is My Ampalamps" starring: Carl Weathers, Adolfo 'Shabba-Doo' Quinones (bka "Ozone" in Breakin and Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo), Mr. Dalvin, Vanity, CeCe Penniston, the little fat kid Paul from the Cosby Show, and Dolph Lundgren as The Old Man on the Bus |
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 2, 2010 19:16:52 GMT -5
"The apple kept calling me, calling me!"-Adam's story
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Post by BKupInHere on Mar 2, 2010 19:55:35 GMT -5
"4o Days & Nights on this Boat Wit Dem Animals!"
Starring Glynn Turman as Noah;Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs as Joe Jackson the Sheep Herder ("Dance,or youre getting cut from the group"); Alfre Woodard as Noah's Wife; Billy Ray Cyrus as Gopher and Damie as Isaac.
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 2, 2010 23:01:11 GMT -5
"You are NOT the Father...the Story of Joseph and Jesus" i frickin died. the end |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 9, 2010 4:18:06 GMT -5
Tittle: "Don't Let The Sin Bird Make It's Nest In Yo Hair Weave."
Starring: Gary Gnu of Great Space Coaster. Darryl Jenks of Soul Glow Hair Care Inc, Diana Ross, and Beyonce Knowles.
Tittle: "You Can Tickle Ma Hyundai All Day, But You Betta Watch You Yo Tongues Say."
Starring: James Earl Jones, Maceo Parker of the Horny Horns, Phyllis Diller, and "Poss De Ness" of Da La Soul.
Tittle:"When I say unto one, I say unto all.Watch Yoself, and not Ma Woman".
Staring: James from Good Times. David Peatston, Aunt Esther, Lark Voorhies,
And Nathan Bookman (aka Buffalo Butt).
Tittle: "If You Wanna Be Blessed, Pay Yo Tithes And Yo Offering, And the Money You Owe Me."
Starring: Ron Isley, Wesley Snipes, SinBad, And Lil Kim.
(Compliments of Keef)
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Post by LejaOMG on Jul 12, 2011 11:04:50 GMT -5
BUMP!
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jul 12, 2011 12:57:31 GMT -5
so i def used one of these a couple days ago on twitter.. I forget who said it but it popped in my head..
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jul 12, 2011 12:59:32 GMT -5
annd it was L... I'm going to tweet more of these.. LMAO.. hilarity..
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Jul 12, 2011 13:17:33 GMT -5
"My Hotcomb Ain't Too Greasy to Bust the Devil's Naps" I literally LOL'd! |
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Jul 12, 2011 13:28:00 GMT -5
"Hide your wife, hide your kids, Hell Hide your Husband, the Bishop raping Everybody"
Starring Antoine Dodson as brother, Tasha Smith as the wife, Al Reynolds as the husband and Bishop Eddie Long as him self.
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Jul 12, 2011 13:35:58 GMT -5
"I got Another Soul Sinning we call that WINNING"
Starring Charlie Sheen and Whitney Houston as husband and wife, supporting cast includes Bobby Brown as gardener and Lindsey Lohan as love child confused by her identity.
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Jul 12, 2011 13:41:29 GMT -5
" I got a friend request from Jesus so I know Facebook will get me to Heaven"
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Jul 12, 2011 13:43:49 GMT -5
"Jesus Teach Me How to Dougie"
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Jul 12, 2011 13:56:19 GMT -5
"Pimping ain't dead…When Pimping at the Potter's House goes wrong"
Bishop Don Juan, Filmore Slim, Pimp C, and Dolomite.
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