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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 14:14:42 GMT -5
ROFL Im fine....I had lunch with a suitor... He's nice but def not VIP material ;-) <===== went home for lunch   ;D  |
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 14:15:23 GMT -5
ROFL Im fine....I had lunch with a suitor... He's nice but def not VIP material ;-) <===== went home for lunch ;D <----hates Chal |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 14:16:17 GMT -5
Whats the supermarket thing?!?! PM!! Now, Im all for the get down but please do not jizz on the produce....please. Probably where the swine flu really came from. ol nassy asses!  we aren't screwin at the market, nut. lol he's gonna "pick me up" in the market. lol as for car trouble, i'm gonna be on the side of the road or at a gas station or something with the hood up looking helpless as hell. lol |
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Post by Coach on May 6, 2009 14:17:19 GMT -5
My my my....well how are you doing??!  ROFL Im fine....I had lunch with a suitor... He's nice but def not VIP material ;-) What that a "no VIP material...yet" or "he'll never me VIP material"?? lol |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 14:19:58 GMT -5
ROFL Im fine....I had lunch with a suitor... He's nice but def not VIP material ;-) What that a "no VIP material...yet" or "he'll never me VIP material"?? lol He'll never be. I dont like his face. |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 14:21:45 GMT -5
Yea but you wont know those 4 fucks were shitty til the end of the week. Lets not play russian roulette or roll the dice...play to win.lol That was my thought...lol. END OF THE WEEK??  I'm sorry - I know a shitty fuck immediately while it's taking place. |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 14:23:24 GMT -5
Didn't we have this pole convo before?? |
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Post by Coach on May 6, 2009 14:23:51 GMT -5
What that a "no VIP material...yet" or "he'll never me VIP material"?? lol He'll never be. I dont like his face. Well damn...i'm lol....but still, damn. I'm feel embarrassed for him... |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 14:24:24 GMT -5
<===== went home for lunch ;D <----hates Chal it's yall's fault. yall started this thread. yall got on this subject. yall got me ta thinking. so YALL made me go home for lunch. So ha. |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 14:27:56 GMT -5
That was my thought...lol. END OF THE WEEK?? I'm sorry - I know a shitty fuck immediately while it's taking place. Thats true....but I rarely have a sh*tty F with a person I normally have a good one with. Sh*tty f's are usually always sh*tty. I wouldnt even get to 2 times with him, let alone 4. |
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on May 6, 2009 14:29:30 GMT -5
They have this wax that is a hot oil and candle...I bought it and it works wonders and smooth out the ash...I like role play..I like to be dominated...Its something about him...
<---Goes back into the corner...
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 14:30:38 GMT -5
He'll never be. I dont like his face. Well damn...i'm lol....but still, damn. I'm feel embarrassed for him... dont get me wrong, he's nice but i dont think his face is appealing and i jus couldnt imagine having sex with him. we are about the same size...its true...we know pretty quickly if you are an acceptable f....some folk just arent acceptabale fucks. |
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 14:31:00 GMT -5
They have this wax that is a hot oil and candle...I bought it and it works wonders and smooth out the ash...I like role play..I like to be dominated...Its something about him... <---Goes back into the corner... You know...I had a comment for this, but Imma leave it alone. I've said too much already. |
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on May 6, 2009 14:33:24 GMT -5
That is so true...I miss it when me and the oldie argue and go without it for a month but when we are back it is on like Carmel and apples ;D regular apples or pineapples? Its the fruit of choice...:DEAd: yall will not forget those PINEAPPLES...  |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 14:36:33 GMT -5
END OF THE WEEK?? I'm sorry - I know a shitty fuck immediately while it's taking place. Thats true....but I rarely have a sh*tty F with a person I normally have a good one with. Sh*tty f's are usually always sh*tty. I wouldnt even get to 2 times with him, let alone 4. See, I'm coming from a long term relationship POV. Trust me, we ALL fall short of glory from time to time - after 10 years! LMAOOOOOO |
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Post by Cambist on May 6, 2009 14:40:55 GMT -5
Exactly my point. You can predict a shitty fuck because shitty fucks are, by definition, predictable. The nature of the shitty fuck it to be consistant.
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on May 6, 2009 14:45:06 GMT -5
*Steps out of corner*
I have had a shytty fvck...He was my first and all though I knew it was bad...I really didn't have nothing to compare..I mean I was only laying there for 3 or 4 minutes...
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 15:04:16 GMT -5
my first lover was extremely shitty. i didn't know this because i had nothing to compare it to. I just knew i didn't feel what my friends were talking about. Now, on the other hand........
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on May 6, 2009 15:07:02 GMT -5
Yeah thats what Im saying Chal...
*Throws a Capri @ Chal* You know where to go
So my thoughts on the mystery of SEX...
"I like to tell him NO so he can ask WHY?!?!"
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 15:08:14 GMT -5
lol, MV, I've been in the corner all day. I'm just taking a restroom break. ROFL
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on May 6, 2009 15:13:44 GMT -5
LOL @ Restroom break...Dang  |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 15:26:34 GMT -5
Exactly my point. You can predict a shitty fuck because shitty fucks are, by definition, predictable. The nature of the shitty fuck it to be consistant. Well, I'd challenge everyone to avoid a shitty fuck whenever fucking possible. ;D Feel free to use "shitty fuck" as a noun or verb. lol |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 15:29:40 GMT -5
You know what's WORSE than a shitty fuck? Someone who looks like and for all extensive purposes SHOULD BE a fabulous fuck...and turns out to be a shitty fuck. That is THE worse...a disappointing fuck is far worse than a shitty fuck IMO. Like, "are you serious? like in la vida real? you fucked me and all i get is a pump and a squirt?!"  For real, I think that should be grounds to beat the brakes off someone. Walking around false advertising and sh*t. Esp these 6'0 + big foot/big hand big hunk of fineness dudes...shameful, just shameful. Oh? Im venting...my bad. |
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 15:31:00 GMT -5
You know what's WORSE than a shitty fuck? Someone who looks like and for all extensive purposes SHOULD BE a fabulous fuck...and turns out to be a shitty fuck. That is THE worse...a disappointing fuck is far worse than a shitty fuck IMO. Like, "are you serious? like in la vida real? you fucked me and all i get is a pump and a squirt?!" For real, I think that should be grounds to beat the brakes off someone. Walking around false advertising and sh*t. Esp these 6'0 + big foot/big hand big hunk of fineness dudes...shameful, just shameful. Oh? Im venting...my bad. I'm tired of exalting your AZZ! |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 15:32:14 GMT -5
You know what's WORSE than a shitty fuck? Someone who looks like and for all extensive purposes SHOULD BE a fabulous fuck...and turns out to be a shitty fuck. That is THE worse...a disappointing fuck is far worse than a shitty fuck IMO. Like, "are you serious? like in la vida real? you fucked me and all i get is a pump and a squirt?!" For real, I think that should be grounds to beat the brakes off someone. Walking around false advertising and sh*t. Esp these 6'0 + big foot/big hand big hunk of fineness dudes...shameful, just shameful. Oh? Im venting...my bad. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 15:32:36 GMT -5
what? i had to e-pee. lol
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 15:33:12 GMT -5
I took care of that Diva |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 15:40:55 GMT -5
You know what's WORSE than a shitty fuck? Someone who looks like and for all extensive purposes SHOULD BE a fabulous fuck...and turns out to be a shitty fuck. That is THE worse...a disappointing fuck is far worse than a shitty fuck IMO. Like, "are you serious? like in la vida real? you fucked me and all i get is a pump and a squirt?!" For real, I think that should be grounds to beat the brakes off someone. Walking around false advertising and sh*t. Esp these 6'0 + big foot/big hand big hunk of fineness dudes...shameful, just shameful. Oh? Im venting...my bad. I'm tired of exalting your AZZ! i know, right. i'm running out of alters. |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 15:41:00 GMT -5
What?! LOL Im serious.
The last dude I dated was gaaaawgeous....he is also the reason Im celibate. Yea, it was THAT bad. Like, "you know what? I just rather not...ever again...ever" bad. I didnt know that was even possible.
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 15:42:02 GMT -5
aw man, that sucks
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