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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:26:28 GMT -5
Im usually the one "tap tap.." Its MO'-nin'! ;D Like I said, we'd be unemployed...lol All yall need to teach a class then....wtf. Yall are part of a dying, nearly extinct breed... This isnt for every man...no need teaching a class if chicks are going to be passing out cootchie coupons. This is VIP treatment.
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Post by kingdelta on May 6, 2009 11:26:38 GMT -5
Chal., you are a freak!! I love it.
Why haven't we heard from Cam in this thread?
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Post by Coach on May 6, 2009 11:27:11 GMT -5
the funny this is, it's not even a "fully awake" thing. our sleeping positions determines who starts it. i've noticed that if he's on his back and i'm snuggled up under him or lying on his chest, my hand travels to his netherlands. if i'm on my stomach, he will politely "prop up" my bottom region. lol. and if we're spooning, i might reach back or he may reach around. either way, it's on. if he's on his stomach, I'm like "WAKE UP!!! ROLL OVER!!! LET'S GET IT!!!!! lol Your hands?? Neh, mind.... <----corner <--- needs to hurry up and find a husband. seriously I didn't want to say it...but priss did. ;D I had the screw face when i read hands....what's wrong with your...forget it. Get it how you live.
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:27:37 GMT -5
I was about to say something very. very inappropriate. Can you just go ahead and pass me a Capri Sun? Thanks Priss - your performance today has also gotten you a Pizza Bagel. *blushes* Who? Me?
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:27:54 GMT -5
the funny this is, it's not even a "fully awake" thing. our sleeping positions determines who starts it. i've noticed that if he's on his back and i'm snuggled up under him or lying on his chest, my hand travels to his netherlands. if i'm on my stomach, he will politely "prop up" my bottom region. lol. and if we're spooning, i might reach back or he may reach around. either way, it's on. if he's on his stomach, I'm like "WAKE UP!!! ROLL OVER!!! LET'S GET IT!!!!! lol Your hands?? Neh, mind.... <----corner <--- needs to hurry up and find a husband. seriously Yea me too Priss. <----looks forward to sin-free sex Once upon a time I... Actually, let's scratch that.
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:28:07 GMT -5
Men who actually DESERVE this level of treatment are also part of a dying, nearly extinct breed... EXALT!!!!! Your hands?? Neh, mind.... Hands first, Head later. Yea I said it. lol
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:28:07 GMT -5
Chal., you are a freak!! I love it. Why haven't we heard from Cam in this thread? i was thinking the saaaaaaaaaaaame thing! lol
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 6, 2009 11:28:27 GMT -5
*backs in flatbed after Sam's run. Thousands of CapriSun reign down*
That should keep y'all for the rest of the day. Here's your order slip for tomorrow
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:29:32 GMT -5
Men who actually DESERVE this level of treatment are also part of a dying, nearly extinct breed... EXALT!!!!! Your hands?? Neh, mind.... Hands first, Head later. Yea I said it. lol Im not understanding why you are wasting so much time! ROFL "Look Ma, no hands!!!" No greater words have ever been spoken. ROFLMAO
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:30:04 GMT -5
Your hands?? Neh, mind.... <----corner <--- needs to hurry up and find a husband. seriously I didn't want to say it...but priss did. ;D I had the screw face when i read hands.... what's wrong with your...forget it. Get it how you live. OMG. <----has tears in her eyes I can't take it. I need a cold shower, NOW. And add a virile husband to that order too, please. <----gonna save the comment I had for the bold writing
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Post by coldfront06 on May 6, 2009 11:30:13 GMT -5
I'm dead...lol
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:31:39 GMT -5
All yall need to teach a class then....wtf. Yall are part of a dying, nearly extinct breed... This isnt for every man...no need teaching a class if chicks are going to be passing out cootchie coupons. This is VIP treatment. GET. THAT. SAID.
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:32:31 GMT -5
Chal., you are a freak!! I love it. Why haven't we heard from Cam in this thread? When you find THAT ONE, it pours out of ya. lol Where is Daddy Cam? I'm sure he has some WONDERFUL words of wisdom to share. lol I didn't want to say it...but priss did. ;D I had the screw face when i read hands....what's wrong with your...forget it. Get it how you live. I's gettin to it. I's gettin to it. lol
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:33:03 GMT -5
Hands first, Head later. Yea I said it. lol[/quote] OMG. OMG. <----is getting an ab work-out from this thread <---glad Strong abs will only help with...Nevermind.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 11:34:27 GMT -5
Chal., you are a freak!! I love it. Why haven't we heard from Cam in this thread? He some where curled up in the fetal position - sucking his thumb and crying. LMAO!!
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:35:56 GMT -5
Im not understanding why you are wasting so much time! ROFL "Look Ma, no hands!!!" No greater words have ever been spoken. ROFLMAO damn it, Priss. I'm gonna have to go under an alter to Exalt yo ass for that on. I'm crying over here damn it. but to address the "wasting time" thing, i still be half sleep. . it's like touching it wakes me up. lol
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 11:36:06 GMT -5
*backs in flatbed after Sam's run. Thousands of CapriSun reign down* That should keep y'all for the rest of the day. Here's your order slip for tomorrow *EXALT*You're next Diva...
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:38:37 GMT -5
Thanks, 91. We needed that. lol
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:41:50 GMT -5
*backs in flatbed after Sam's run. Thousands of CapriSun reign down* That should keep y'all for the rest of the day. Here's your order slip for tomorrow *EXALT*You're next Diva... ;D
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:45:23 GMT -5
Im not understanding why you are wasting so much time! ROFL "Look Ma, no hands!!!" No greater words have ever been spoken. ROFLMAO damn it, Priss. I'm gonna have to go under an alter to Exalt yo ass for that on. I'm crying over here damn it. but to address the "wasting time" thing, i still be half sleep. . it's like touching it wakes me up. lol ROFLMAO!....ok ok, I can understand....kinda...ok, not really.... call me the snake charmer....rofl....da nuh na na naaaa da nuh na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa Let me save you all the trouble.... <----corner
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:48:21 GMT -5
damn it, Priss. I'm gonna have to go under an alter to Exalt yo ass for that on. I'm crying over here damn it. but to address the "wasting time" thing, i still be half sleep. . it's like touching it wakes me up. lol ROFLMAO!....ok ok, I can understand....kinda...ok, not really.... call me the snake charmer....rofl.... da nuh na na naaaa da nuh na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaLet me save you all the trouble.... <----corner i fuckin screamed!!!!!!!!!!!! one of my emps. ran in my office to see if i'm alright. I couldn't aswer because i'm hollering in spurts with fucking tears in my fucking eyes. thank you, Priss. i need that. gonna exalt yo ass one more time. lol
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on May 6, 2009 11:48:25 GMT -5
I said 3..but I can go more and then we aren't talking bout daily...Not only daily but you better get right after that first one..I have a really high sex drive...
Oh and why can't you -plan?!?! I plan or is it I know Im going to get some before he or I leave...
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:48:59 GMT -5
damn it, Priss. I'm gonna have to go under an alter to Exalt yo ass for that on. I'm crying over here damn it. but to address the "wasting time" thing, i still be half sleep. . it's like touching it wakes me up. lol ROFLMAO!....ok ok, I can understand....kinda...ok, not really.... call me the snake charmer....rofl....da nuh na na naaaa da nuh na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaLet me save you all the trouble.... <----corner Priss... I. Hate. You.
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Post by coldfront06 on May 6, 2009 11:49:21 GMT -5
damn it, Priss. I'm gonna have to go under an alter to Exalt yo ass for that on. I'm crying over here damn it. but to address the "wasting time" thing, i still be half sleep. . it's like touching it wakes me up. lol ROFLMAO!....ok ok, I can understand....kinda...ok, not really.... call me the snake charmer....rofl....da nuh na na naaaa da nuh na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa Let me save you all the trouble.... <----corner I'm officially done with this thread...LMAO
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:49:44 GMT -5
<----crying
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:50:28 GMT -5
lol @ Cold. you'll be back. it calls out to ya. lol
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:50:55 GMT -5
lol
i have a lunch date....ttyl
lol
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 11:51:17 GMT -5
damn it, Priss. I'm gonna have to go under an alter to Exalt yo ass for that on. I'm crying over here damn it. but to address the "wasting time" thing, i still be half sleep. . it's like touching it wakes me up. lol ROFLMAO!....ok ok, I can understand....kinda...ok, not really.... call me the snake charmer....rofl....da nuh na na naaaa da nuh na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaLet me save you all the trouble.... <----corner iDIED a thousand DEATHS!!!Well, if you a snake charmer I'm a... HAHAHAHA Every FREAK SHOW has one!!
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:51:48 GMT -5
who you telling. I am so glad i wear waterproof mascara. i'd look like a raccoon right about now. I e-love you guys at this very e-moment, more than I've ever e-loved you before. lol
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:53:30 GMT -5
<----wants to take pole dancing classes
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