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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 10:59:16 GMT -5
lol...yup...Ive gotten the "damn girl...can i rest?" Me: "I read somewhere that the refractionary period is 15 mins....clock starts...NOW!" :-( *le sigh* <---currently celibate  He was probably thinking: "damn, i just put in 30-45 mins of hard labor, can i get a sandwich or a glass of water first" Non the less, I'm sure he obliged. Daddy eats when (or until...rofl) Mama's happy and not a second before  ROFLMAO |
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Post by kingdelta on May 6, 2009 11:00:27 GMT -5
EmPriss, quickies are sometimes the best sex. Try to have them often. It's almost like doing it in a place where you know you may get caught. Intense!!
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:00:49 GMT -5
lol...yup...Ive gotten the "damn girl...can i rest?" Me: "I read somewhere that the refractionary period is 15 mins....clock starts...NOW!" :-( *le sigh* <---currently celibate He was probably thinking: "damn, i just put in 30-45 mins of hard labor, can i get a sandwich or a glass of water first" Non the less, I'm sure he obliged. He had 15 mins to re-up!! Pay what you owe homie....rofl |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:02:38 GMT -5
EmPriss, quickies are sometimes the best sex. Try to have them often. It's almost like doing it in a place where you know you may get caught. Intense!! Ive tried... :-( They turn into full on sessions...lol And believe it or not, some guys are SCARED! I tried to get my ex to meet me at the lincoln memorial...man, that negro had 50-11 questions, comments, and concerns...I told him to forget it.  Next time I have a boo, I'll try....lol |
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Post by Coach on May 6, 2009 11:04:03 GMT -5
He was probably thinking: "damn, i just put in 30-45 mins of hard labor, can i get a sandwich or a glass of water first" Non the less, I'm sure he obliged. He had 15 mins to re-up!! Pay what you owe homie....rofl LMAO...as far for as I'm concern we can go at as long as you don't run out of natural lubricant. And even when that happens we got Astroglide as a substitute... ;D |
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:04:54 GMT -5
EmPriss, quickies are sometimes the best sex. Try to have them often. It's almost like doing it in a place where you know you may get caught. Intense!! Ive tried... :-( They turn into full on sessions...lol And believe it or not, some guys are SCARED! I tried to get my ex to meet me at the lincoln memorial...man, that negro had 50-11 questions, comments, and concerns...I told him to forget it. Next time I have a boo, I'll try....lol OMG. OMG. Priss, Please go to the corner. Pretty freakin' please... For all of our sakes. Sincerely, Diva's Managment iDIED. <----might get fired today I. Hate. Priss. |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:05:08 GMT -5
ROFLMAO @ astroglide!
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:07:10 GMT -5
Front? ROFL HOW?! When the 15 mins is up and he isnt up...aint noooo point in frontin! All he can do is get on his knees and fix it at that point.....and that's precisely what he'd better do. Ive said too much. ROFLMAO EXALT <----wondering what has taken over her on OOA today lol....yea, frustration....this is my only outlet at this point in the game. lol |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:08:26 GMT -5
Ive tried... :-( They turn into full on sessions...lol And believe it or not, some guys are SCARED! I tried to get my ex to meet me at the lincoln memorial...man, that negro had 50-11 questions, comments, and concerns...I told him to forget it. Next time I have a boo, I'll try....lol OMG. OMG. Priss, Please go to the corner. Pretty freakin' please... For all of our sakes. Sincerely, Diva's Managment iDIED. <----might get fired today I. Hate. Priss. I feel sorry for the lucky basstid that I get next... been a long long time.... *pop* his head is coming off...lol Fine fine... now that everyone clearly knows which box I checked..... Im done. lol |
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:08:58 GMT -5
EXALT <----wondering what has taken over her on OOA today lol....yea, frustration....this is my only outlet at this point in the game. lol Oh, I meant what had taken over ME today. Probably the same thing as you tho...furstration. Oh well. IIWII. |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:10:04 GMT -5
lmao. Nothing like the topic of Sex to get the board jumping. lol
my drive is high. i admit it. Like I said, I've only told Baby no once. Other than that, it's on and poppin. As for quickies, they are tha bomb when you're someplace other than home. At home, they turn into full sessions. You wanna get something to eat or drink? Fine. Go grab a gatorade and replenish those electolytes i'm about to burn back off and bring me a sammich while you at it. I love that I'm attracted to Baby both mentally and physically. I'm even happier that we are soooooo sexually compatible.
His brother calls us Mr. And Mrs. Hare, cause we always at it like rabbits. lol
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 11:10:44 GMT -5
Dudes feel the need to front though. <----e-tapes her mouth closed so as not to reveal anything else about her "drive" Ive said too much. ROFLMAO LMAO@ Front? HOW?!?!? |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:11:38 GMT -5
lol....yea, frustration....this is my only outlet at this point in the game. lol Oh, I meant what had taken over ME today. Probably the same thing as you tho...furstration. Oh well. IIWII. Yea, I rarely have, if ever, gotten into such detail....this will be dubbed an OOA classic thread...lol |
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:13:22 GMT -5
Oh, I meant what had taken over ME today. Probably the same thing as you tho...furstration. Oh well. IIWII. Yea, I rarely have, if ever, gotten into such detail....this will be dubbed an OOA classic thread...lol I'm trying to distract myself from my bad work day and my pending illness. I rebuke both... |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 11:15:13 GMT -5
EmPriss, quickies are sometimes the best sex. Try to have them often. It's almost like doing it in a place where you know you may get caught. Intense!!
^555555555555555555555That's what I'm saying!!!!!! |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:16:24 GMT -5
like i say, put me to sleep with it. wake me up with it. and i will do the same. lol
early in the morning
late at night
during lunch hour
a quickie's alright
when i get home
i'mma give ya what ya need
by the end of the day
satisfaction guaranteed
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 11:16:30 GMT -5
AND - at this point in my life - I'm like hey - get STRAIGHT TO THE POINT!!
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:17:09 GMT -5
like i say, put me to sleep with it. wake me up with it. and i will do the same. lol early in the morning late at night during lunch hour a quickie's alright when i get home i'mma give ya what ya need by the end of the day satisfaction guarenteed ::DONE:: |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:18:00 GMT -5
like i say, put me to sleep with it. wake me up with it. and i will do the same. lol early in the morning late at night during lunch hour a quickie's alright when i get home i'mma give ya what ya need by the end of the day satisfaction guarenteed Im usually the one "tap tap.." Its MO'-nin'! ;D Like I said, we'd be unemployed...lol |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:18:03 GMT -5
like i say, put me to sleep with it. wake me up with it. and i will do the same. lol early in the morning late at night during lunch hour a quickie's alright when i get home i'mma give ya what ya need by the end of the day satisfaction guarenteed ::DONE:: ;D  ;D |
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:18:47 GMT -5
like i say, put me to sleep with it. wake me up with it. and i will do the same. lol early in the morning late at night during lunch hour a quickie's alright when i get home i'mma give ya what ya need by the end of the day satisfaction guarenteed Im usually the one "tap tap.." Its MO'-nin'! ;D Like I said, we'd be unemployed...lol <---cannot comprehend why a person would not want to be woken up that way  |
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Post by Coach on May 6, 2009 11:19:40 GMT -5
like i say, put me to sleep with it. wake me up with it. and i will do the same. lol early in the morning late at night during lunch hour a quickie's alright when i get home i'mma give ya what ya need by the end of the day satisfaction guarenteed Im usually the one "tap tap.." Its MO'-nin'! ;D Like I said, we'd be unemployed...lol All yall need to teach a class then....wtf. Yall are part of a dying, nearly extinct breed... |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:20:08 GMT -5
Im usually the one "tap tap.." Its MO'-nin'! ;D Like I said, we'd be unemployed...lol <---cannot comprehend why a person would not want to be woken up that way I was about to say something very. very inappropriate. Can you just go ahead and pass me a Capri Sun? Thanks |
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:21:59 GMT -5
<---cannot comprehend why a person would not want to be woken up that way I was about to say something very. very inappropriate. Can you just go ahead and pass me a Capri Sun? Thanks <----hands Capri Sun to Priss and walks her to the corner |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:22:20 GMT -5
the funny this is, it's not even a "fully awake" thing. our sleeping positions determines who starts it. i've noticed that if he's on his back and i'm snuggled up under him or lying on his chest, my hand travels to his netherlands. if i'm on my stomach, he will politely "prop up" my bottom region. lol. and if we're spooning, i might reach back or he may reach around. either way, it's on. if he's on his stomach, I'm like "WAKE UP!!! ROLL OVER!!! LET'S GET IT!!!!!
lol
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Post by 123Diva on May 6, 2009 11:23:02 GMT -5
Im usually the one "tap tap.." Its MO'-nin'! ;D Like I said, we'd be unemployed...lol All yall need to teach a class then....wtf. Yall are part of a dying, nearly extinct breed... Men who actually DESERVE this level of treatment are also part of a dying, nearly extinct breed... |
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Post by THE emPRISS on May 6, 2009 11:24:38 GMT -5
the funny this is, it's not even a "fully awake" thing. our sleeping positions determines who starts it. i've noticed that if he's on his back and i'm snuggled up under him or lying on his chest, my hand travels to his netherlands. if i'm on my stomach, he will politely "prop up" my bottom region. lol. and if we're spooning, i might reach back or he may reach around. either way, it's on. if he's on his stomach, I'm like "WAKE UP!!! ROLL OVER!!! LET'S GET IT!!!!! lol Your hands?? Neh, mind.... <----corner  <--- needs to hurry up and find a husband. seriously |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 11:25:13 GMT -5
<---cannot comprehend why a person would not want to be woken up that way I was about to say something very. very inappropriate. Can you just go ahead and pass me a Capri Sun? Thanks Priss - your performance today has also gotten you a Pizza Bagel. |
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Post by Chal™ on May 6, 2009 11:25:49 GMT -5
um, can somebody make a store run, caus dem Suns bout gone.
pitiful, it's to the point where we might have to have the corner catered. lol
lol @ dying breed
Baby was like, "Please tell me this won't change once you say I DO."
I'm like, "if anything, it will be more eventful. There are lots of things i said i'd only do with my HUSBAND." This nut grabbed the Yellow Pages talking bout he looking for a Justice of the Peace. lol
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 6, 2009 11:26:04 GMT -5
Im usually the one "tap tap.." Its MO'-nin'! ;D Like I said, we'd be unemployed...lol All yall need to teach a class then....wtf. Yall are part of a dying, nearly extinct breed... I wasn't always like that...blame it on the Dirty 30s!!! |
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