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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 14:03:54 GMT -5
*Looks at L sideways*Me - Why yall always gotta be so damn violent??? *As I finger my knife* I'm straight about making paper which is why i walked away from Sasha, peep this, I ain't no trick! L - I just want us to understand each other. Me - We understand each other just fine, but stop with the threats, they don't work very well on me. L - Oh I do mean what I say! Me - Whatever man, look, I just let 98 know that I got these Crackhead thieves on lock, when they boost rims they will bring them to me. I think we should look into putting a lil rim shop in the back alley, you know how these dudes that come in here like to get their shine on. Think about it and we can talk when I get back! We skrait? L - Yes, but I got my eye on you! Me - Don't yall aways! damn ! Oh and by the way, you aint gottat worry about me messing with yo hoe I mean other worker bees BUT what goes on between me and T is our business as long as it don't impact you and your business, with me? I'm out!! Smellin yaself are you??  I like the smell of BABY POWDER TOO!!  KNOW DIS NIGGUH...TMO is a VERY VALUED ASSET around hea! SO...WHAT GOES ON BETWEEN YOU AND TMO... IS ALSO MY BIDNESS  SO if HER e-HEAD ain't in da game cause her e-HEART on some ole OTHA SHID...YO ASS IS GONE ANSWER!!! *Dash sense Logakal ain't playing around and he needs to make this cash so he plays it cool*Dash: OH, dats yo concern...naw...Da Dashin One ain't here to break no hearts *sly smile* - no worries L...IF and WHEN I decide to take on TMO - she'll be nothing but happy. So are we good?? Logakal: Yeah...*sucks teeth* we good. *hangs up* |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 16:04:40 GMT -5
*two women come in and look for Logakal* Women: Hey, where Logakal at? *Logakal comes out* Woman 1: Hey yo, our cousin Shaquita told us you be doing some "bidness" up in here, and we here to offer "our services". Woman 2: Dat's right, dat's right. My name is Tic Woman 1: And I'm hur sister Tac Woman 2: Together we are Tic Tac, provding that "freshenss in ya' mouth" ! Owwwwwwww! *the two women high five each other*  |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 16:09:21 GMT -5
<~~DONE...HAS NO IDEA WTH IM GONE DO WIT JUICY!!!!!!!
<~CLICKIN THE LILL X in the RIGHT HAND CORNER
<~CLickin "LOG OFF"
<~UNPLUGGIN PC
<~DISCONNECTING THE CABLE TO THE MODEM
<~GOIN TO THE BOX OUTSIDE AND SNATCHIN OUT THE WIRES
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 16:13:32 GMT -5
buahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 17:38:07 GMT -5
*two women come in and look for Logakal* Women: Hey, where Logakal at? *Logakal comes out* Woman 1: Hey yo, our cousin Shaquita told us you be doing some "bidness" up in here, and we here to offer "our services". Woman 2: Dat's right, dat's right. My name is Tic Woman 1: And I'm hur sister Tac Woman 2: Together we are Tic Tac, provding that "freshenss in ya' mouth" ! Owwwwwwww! *the two women high five each other* OH WONDERFUL LADIES!! *fake smile* ;D We'd LOVE to have you...I;m sure you have your resumes, no need to worry about that. There's just one thing... for your you MUST be able to SAFELY WORK THE POLE as required by OSHA!!
 ;D. This includes: 1. 4 FULL rotations using one hand and one leg 2. FULL descent using hands only 3. Sliding down UPSIDE down Is that going to be a problem?? *Tic and Tac look at eachother * Tic: Ummmm...NO...no problem, we can do that. Tac:  Logakal: GREAT...let's do it NOW! *they walk to the back room - Tic Tac nervously look at the pole**Tic takes to the pole and can't even climb up it...Tac gets on tries to rotate and flies her big ass off and into the poker table* Logakal: I'm sorry ladies...it's going to be a safety hazard to have you. I mean...what if there were customers at the poker table?!?!  Come back about 75 lbs lighter ;D * Tic and Tac leave PISSED OFF *  |
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 17:41:25 GMT -5
*two women come in and look for Logakal* Women: Hey, where Logakal at? *Logakal comes out* Woman 1: Hey yo, our cousin Shaquita told us you be doing some "bidness" up in here, and we here to offer "our services". Woman 2: Dat's right, dat's right. My name is Tic Woman 1: And I'm hur sister Tac Woman 2: Together we are Tic Tac, provding that "freshenss in ya' mouth" ! Owwwwwwww! *the two women high five each other* *p* How come I can hear them say that IRL!!!!!!!! LMAOOOO!!!!! *p* |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 18:19:18 GMT -5
*Tic Tac comes back*
Tic: Look, we don't have to do no pole dancing, aight! We can do lap dances, strip dances, the whole nine, aight.
Tac: Yeah, their are plenty other ways to e-please a man now
Tic: Are you e-hating on us cause of our weight!
Tac: Oh, but no see, we please dem mens, please believe!
*Tic turns around and makes her booty clap. Tac start bouncing up and down in a split*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 18, 2008 18:26:38 GMT -5
^^^Nastiness....LOL
Just plain NAS-TEE-NESS!
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Post by B Strugg on Sept 18, 2008 18:27:24 GMT -5
**Walks in and sees Big and Fat Tic and Tac..........**  |
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 18:30:07 GMT -5
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now THAT IS some kinda damn FUNNY!
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 18, 2008 18:44:31 GMT -5
OMDG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok AKAD is a fool and so is L!!!!!!!!!!!
::DEAD::
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 18:58:26 GMT -5
*Tic Tac comes back* Tic: Look, we don't have to do no pole dancing, aight! We can do lap dances, strip dances, the whole nine, aight. Tac: Yeah, their are plenty other ways to e-please a man now Tic: Are you e-hating on us cause of our weight! Tac: Oh, but no see, we please dem mens, please believe! *Tic turns around and makes her booty clap. Tac start bouncing up and down in a split*  ...
But she can't help but be utterly amused.>>Logakal: WELL...you are persistent..and you DO have " Talent"  and I guess you could fill a niche... Tic & Tac: YEAH YEAH...I mean, some men LOVE BIG WOMEN HONEY...don't sleep on this... *Tac makes her but wiggle* ((((((((____(____ ))))))))) Logakal: I KNOW I'm going to regret this...but OK...you gotta shot. It's what you make it though! If ya not puling ya weight...I mean.... bringing in money, you're out! |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 18, 2008 19:06:20 GMT -5
<~~DONE...HAS NO IDEA WTH IM GONE DO WIT JUICY!!!!!!! <~CLICKIN THE LILL X in the RIGHT HAND CORNER <~CLickin "LOG OFF" <~UNPLUGGIN PC <~DISCONNECTING THE CABLE TO THE MODEM <~GOIN TO THE BOX OUTSIDE AND SNATCHIN OUT THE WIRES <~~ Connecting the wires at the NID! <~~ Places a lock on the NID! <~~ Reconnects the modem, calls in the MAC addy, adds WEP! <~~ Sets laptop up on WIFI, knowin she can't undo the shyt! Nah heffa!!! WHAT??? |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 19:11:12 GMT -5
<~~DONE...HAS NO IDEA WTH IM GONE DO WIT JUICY!!!!!!! <~CLICKIN THE LILL X in the RIGHT HAND CORNER <~CLickin "LOG OFF" <~UNPLUGGIN PC <~DISCONNECTING THE CABLE TO THE MODEM <~GOIN TO THE BOX OUTSIDE AND SNATCHIN OUT THE WIRES <~~ Connecting the wires at the NID! <~~ Places a lock on the NID! <~~ Reconnects the modem, calls in the MAC addy, adds WEP! <~~ Sets laptop up on WIFI, knowin she can't undo the shyt! Nah heffa!!! WHAT??? LMAOOOO!! I CAN"T DO A damn THING B/C I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE NID IS?!?!?!? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! <~GOOGLIN NID!!!! |
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Post by B Strugg on Sept 18, 2008 19:18:58 GMT -5
NID = Network Interface Device I think....  |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 19:19:04 GMT -5
*Tic and Tac high five each other*
Tic: Dat's what I'm talking bout!
Tac: Yep, big gurls gotta make that money too!
Tic: Cha-ching ching!!!!!!!!!
Tac: Oh, gurl, lets go find our cuz Shaquita
Tic: Yeah gurl, we gotta get our hair and nails did for ta'night!
Tac: Dats right gurl, we bouts to get paid up this hoe!
Tic: Remember gurl!
Tac: I know, makes that money cause is shole ain't gonna make me!
*they giggle and laugh. On the way out, Tic and Tac spot Reign, drop it like it's hot in front of him, Tic gets her eagle on, Tac bounces. They stand back up after 5 seconds and head out the door.*
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 18, 2008 19:43:13 GMT -5
Whoa... shake it shake it ...
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 19:44:42 GMT -5
::DEAD:: @ Reign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 18, 2008 19:51:53 GMT -5
Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do!
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 19:53:56 GMT -5
Oh how I was waiting on someone to bust that out!!!!
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 18, 2008 20:15:48 GMT -5
*is informed about Tic and Tac and make mental note to add them to my roster of girls and get them the proper and fitting outfits for this establishment*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 18, 2008 20:22:48 GMT -5
Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Go Big Gurls.. what you gon do! Why LAWD?!?! This don't go 2getha NOT now, NOT NEVA! |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 18, 2008 20:22:48 GMT -5
* watch Dash walk off and walk to my office and view the screens to see whats happening. I then press the button from my desk to lock my door while I count the money to see how much profit we've made thus far. I count the money and use my computer to enter the data and save it to the disk and remove it from my computer and store it in my secret hiding place. I then press the intercom buzzer to L's office and ask her to come so we can go over the profits for today and so I can give her a copy of the saved data for her safe keeping. I see L from the monitor and press the button to unlock the door so she can just turn the door knob*
Me: Hey L! How is it going?
L: Shid! Its ALWAYS going good long as we making e-money!
Me: Lol yea I feel that and speaking of money
*I hand L her copy of our profits and also the folder for the projection of the rest of the month from all our e-venturse*
L: damn T! I am loving the e-digits that I am seeing here! I knew e-hiring you was a great damn idea!
Me: Yea yea!
L: Well now that the business is out of the way. Whats this thing I have e-witnessed with you and Dash?
*I instantly smile*
Me: There is no e-thing L you know me! I e-flirt with anyone that is e-sexy, fine, and has nice teeth!
L: Yea I know but I just wanna know because you know you my girl and I gotta e-watch out for you. So I've already told Dash that he won't be causing any damn e-drama in here with you and Sasha!
Me: Now L! You know me better than that to even be trying to have e-drama where I get my e-bread and e-better! I am all about my e-money! If my top girl isn't happy then that means a slack in the e-funds! And I AIN'T e-having that! I know how to e-separate personal from e-business.
L: Yea I know but with matters of the e-heart sometime logAKAl thinking isn't something that e-happens
Me: L you don't have to e-worry girl! There isn't any e-matters of the heart with me and Dash its just harmless e-flirting and maybe possibly a e-roll in the e-sack! So there is nothing to e-worry about here.
L: Ok well you know I gotcha back and I'm gone always look out for you. I just don't want you or my e-pockets to be hurting over some dude!
* I get up from my desk and walk around to where L is standing and give her a hug*
Me: Awww L I love you too!
*She hugs me back and walks out of my office I return to my chair and turn around back to my computer and log off. I then pick up my phone and text 98*
::Hey Sis! I gotta talk to you so call me or pull me to the side when you have some free time::
*I hit the send button and turn my attention back to my monitors. And remember where Dash said he wanted to be put and go out to the area and set up the supplies that we provide at his station and sit in his chair and watch the other barbers do their thing*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 18, 2008 20:40:54 GMT -5
Dammit @ them Christmas colors!
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 18, 2008 20:50:39 GMT -5
lol i know right!
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 18, 2008 21:22:08 GMT -5
[color=Red *She hugs me back and walks out of my office I return to my chair and turn around back to my computer and log off. I then pick up my phone and text 98* ::Hey Sis! I gotta talk to you so call me or pull me to the side when you have some free time::* [/color][/quote] *receives text and rushes down to the shop* (Thought bubble) Is she ok? Whatever she needs...I got her! <~~ Walks in the shop.... hugs T! What's up Sis? |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 18, 2008 21:50:43 GMT -5
*hugs 98 back and walks her back to my office and see the worried look on her face*
Me: Hey Sis no need to be worried! I am fine just wanted to chat with you a minute about whats going on with me and to ask you about BLUE
98: oh well lets talk about you first! So whats up?
Me: Well me and L had a convo about Dash today she was kinda worried about us and her e-money. But I let her know its nothing but just harmless e-flirting and maybe, possibly, eventually a e-roll in the sack
*98 walks over and pick up the photo on my desk*
98: Well sis if its just e-harmless flirting why do you have the picture I e-took of you and Dash that night he took us out to eat?
* I grab the picture and place it face down on my desk*
Me: Well see.....I mean I just uh... I LIKE THE BACKGROUND IN THE PICTURE!
98: Sis u might can pull that with someone else but I know you better than that! So I take it you e-feeling him huh?
Me: um.... So enough about me! Whats up with you and Blue?
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 18, 2008 22:08:49 GMT -5
*knows full well there's more to her & Dash...we'll discuss later* Well Sis! Ummmmm, BLUE! Well, Blue is BLUE! He's mad cool and we jive feelin each otha! <~~ Knows betta than to get shook past 1913! Yet and still... he pulled some ol' Machiavellian ish on me in the boom boom room! That nucca IS THOROUGH!!! ;D What's a gal to do?? Did you see I have a private jet and gifts from my first e-luv??? I have to make a e-decision....that's for sure! Yes, Search left me... BLUE picked up the pieces and made me whole again!  is what i am! |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 18, 2008 23:55:48 GMT -5
*hugs 98*
Sis its ok to be confused I say enjoy BLUE and see where it e-goes if anything just have e-fun with it. Once you e-feel you are comfortable to make a e-decision then go for it. But I say just don't totally e-walk away from your e-marriage BUT if BLUE is where it is e-at then by all means do whatever will have you e-happy
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 18, 2008 23:59:34 GMT -5
*hugs 98* Sis its ok to be confused I say enjoy BLUE and see where it e-goes if anything just have e-fun with it. Once you e-feel you are comfortable to make a e-decision then go for it. But I say just don't totally e-walk away from your e-marriage BUT if BLUE is where it is e-at then by all means do whatever will have you e-happy Sis we not married...... He hasn't asked me to marry him.... |
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Come back about 75 lbs lighter ;D
