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Post by B Strugg on Sept 18, 2008 13:00:10 GMT -5
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 13:05:47 GMT -5
*p*
ROFLMAOOOOOOO@STRUGG
Hey...we can't leave nobody out!!
<~equal opportunity offender!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
*p*
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:06:53 GMT -5
Shaquita:
Well since I'm hired and all dat, let me let it be known up front that all I'm doing right now is nails! You ain't got no booth for me to set up my weave game yet, and I need to let my other clients no where I be at now. So, show me where to set up to get this nail thang going!
*pops a big bubble of gum and chews with mouth open like a cow*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 18, 2008 13:07:05 GMT -5
*Pause*
IMMA NEED FO BOTH YOU AND JUICY TO STOP RIGHT NOW. MY CO-WORKERS TRYIN TA FIGURE OUT WHY I'M OVER HERE CRYIN AND I DON'T WANT NOBOBY UP IN HERE LOOKIN AT MY SCREEN ;D
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Play*
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:08:09 GMT -5
*P*
LOL @ 91!
Ying and Yang, I told ya'll folks!
*p*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 18, 2008 13:08:27 GMT -5
How da HAYLE she put 3 or 4 denominations up in there followed by "Non-Denominational".............CTFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:12:02 GMT -5
*P* LOL! *P* Shaquita: N'er mind, I'll just set up ova here. *looks at all the other laides working in the shop* Hey, if yall need your nails did, holla at your girl. I'll hook you up, I'm creative and shyt. Look what I did for my nails for the 2008 election and shyt  |
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 13:17:52 GMT -5
Can I get just french tips?
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 13:20:17 GMT -5
*P* LOL @ 91! Ying and Yang, I told ya'll folks! *p* *p* 91!!!!!!((((HUGS)))) You can't tell um...how u gone ATTEMPT to explain this shid WITHOUT havin them call the White Coats on you?!?! I'm KNOW...she said..."Have u seen yo thread?!?" <~ran over her and just laid down next to HYP!!! lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *p* *Logakal realizes hiring one of the locals can be to her advantage in dealing with Madea and decides to make Shaquita as comfy as possible - EVEN though she knows Shaquita is gone be a damn PROBLEM!! 
But perhaps the lesser of 2 evils ;D *Logakal: Uhhh...GREAT Shaquita  ;D . In fact, I was just telling Lola we needed a Nail Tech and Weavologist...huh Lola?? Lola: *Logakal nudges Lola in the ribs *Lola: OH YEAAAAHHH. You just said that RIGHT before Shaquita walked in! Yeah...you even did a small  AND JUST LIKE DAT...in walks a  e-HEAVEN SENT!! e-PRAISES BE!!! ;D *starts doing the Holy Ghost dance**Logakal nudges Lola again fa puttin EXTRAS on it* Logakal: Shaquita if there anything you need...Lola is the Top Barber and TMO is the manager...myself, 91 and 98 are the owners...please follow that chain of command. |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:21:59 GMT -5
*just as hyp ask for French Tips, one of Shaquita's old clients come in* Sheeia: Hey Shaquita girl! I'm getting married tomorrow! This a pic of what my dress and what my husband will be wearing we done already took pics in it  *shaquita looks at pic* Shaquita: Girl, that's that fiya right dere! Sheeia: Girl, shyt I know! Shaquita: Look, let me get her first, then I'll hook you up! Sheeia: Word! *Shaquita turns to hyp* So you won't french? How long you want them, 8 inches, 12, 15? |
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 13:23:00 GMT -5
I want them short please.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 13:24:52 GMT -5
*p* DID SHAQUITA SAY.."Election and shit" ?? LMAOOOOOOOOOO I know damn WELL Obama better WIN..When Shaquita dun got political wit NAILS - damn IT he bedda win!!!! LMAOOOOOO Can Shquita fit in the booth tho?? damn IT!! *p* |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:29:47 GMT -5
I want them short please. Shaquita: Short? What, you must be boogie and shyt  *smack lips* Sit down. I'll make it work. |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:30:34 GMT -5
*p* DID SHAQUITA SAY.."Election and shit" ?? LMAOOOOOOOOOO I know damn WELL Obama better WIN..When Shaquita dun got political wit NAILS - damn IT he bedda win!!!! LMAOOOOOO Can Shquita fit in the booth tho?? damn IT!! *p* ::DEAD:: |
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 13:30:52 GMT -5
*sits down and gets nervous*
*please let them be FRENCH TIPS and not FRENCH FRIES Jesus*
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:32:33 GMT -5
*hour later, Shaquita is finished with Hyp's nails* Shaquita: Look at dem nails! Dem shyts is the bomb!!!!!!!!!  |
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Post by B Strugg on Sept 18, 2008 13:34:34 GMT -5
How da HAYLE she put 3 or 4 denominations up in there followed by "Non-Denominational".............CTFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!! Too damn much!! LMAO!!! I was saying wait...what?!??! wait....lmao...lol..lmao..GIRL!! Log is nuts for this one! I kno my son thinks I'm crazy laughing at this damn screen..lmao |
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 13:34:48 GMT -5
Ummm......................okay. Thanks.
*pays her and then calls her home girl*
*gets up and leaves*
Do you still have Sue Kim's number? Good. Tell her I need an appointment ASAP!
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:36:47 GMT -5
*Shaquita stops Diva*
Huh, all you gave me was $25. That shyt I just did for you is fiddy baby. You better act like you know!
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 13:39:47 GMT -5
And YOU better act like you know!
These shits...........*holds up nails* are gonna get me fired at my JOB! So you gonna get what I paid you. Trust. I'm not no boogie chick..........................................so excuse yourself..............and have some wings on me.
*tosses a $20 in her face*
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 13:40:30 GMT -5
*gets in her Land Rover and dips*
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:42:02 GMT -5
Shaquita:
Oh now this boguie broad didn't just throw same damn money at me!!!!!
*runs towards Hyp but she makes it out the door. Shaquita opens the door and yells*
I betta not see you around here no more bytch or its dats arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*comes back in*
Come on Sheenia, what you want done.
Sheenia: I want each nail to be different, and long, none of that short shyt
Shaquita: Word! I gotchu girl, your ish finna be that fiyah!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 13:45:31 GMT -5
*Logakal peeks from behind the door thinking "damn dats a big mofo to make mad...we gone need some security*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 13:46:35 GMT -5
And YOU better act like you know! These shits...........*holds up nails* are gonna get me fired at my JOB! So you gonna get what I paid you. Trust. I'm not no boogie chick..........................................so excuse yourself..............and have some wings on me. *tosses a $20 in her face* *p* ROFLMAOOOOOOOO!!!! OMG..dis nigguh said the nails gone get her FIRED!!! FIRED NIGGUH!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *p* |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:48:19 GMT -5
*hr later* Shaquita: Girl, Sheena, what I tell you, what I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!  Sheena: THat my nails would be the bomb! Girl, you hooked dem up, that's my nucca right there! *Sheena pays Shaquita and leaves* Shaquita: Alright ya'll, I done did two sets of nails today. I done did my quota, so I'm up out this bytch. See ya'll hoes tomorrow. *Shaquita leaves and gets in her car  and zooms off* |
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 13:50:34 GMT -5
*p*
I'm done.....with yall!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!
*p*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 13:51:47 GMT -5
*Logakal decides to gauge the situation to see where Shaquita's frame of mind is.
She calls Shaquita on the phone*
Logakal: Uhhhh...so Shaquita, you just had your first customer.
How do YOU think it went?
Would you say she was satsified??
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Sept 18, 2008 13:53:00 GMT -5
*p*
I can't stand yall with my whole heart! LOL! I'm taking a nap on yall cuz this is HEELARIOUS!
*p*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 18, 2008 13:55:22 GMT -5
*p* I can't stand yall with my whole heart! LOL! I'm taking a nap on yall cuz this is HEELARIOUS! *p* *p* LMAO!!! THE WHOLE THANG HYP!! NOT ONE CHAMBER NOT ONE VENTRICLE...NOT EVEN JUST THE MAIN ARTERY...THE WHOOOOLLLLEE ENTIRE HEART!!!!! LMAOOOOOOO *p* |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 18, 2008 13:57:26 GMT -5
*Logakal decides to gauge the situation to see where Shaquita's frame of mind is.
She calls Shaquita on the phone*Logakal: Uhhhh...so Shaquita, you just had your first customer. How do YOU think it went? Would you say she was satsified?? Shaquita: Look, the hoe said she wanted a french manicure and she wanted it short. That's what the hoe got, even though she still owe me money. So I mean, shyt, it is what it is, I ain't sweating it shyt. Wait, wait, on.... *Shaquita can be heard putting in an order in the background* Huh, yeah, let me get two 20 piece buckets of dark meat chicken, a large size of mashed potatoes and a a large size of cole slaw, nah, fvck it, just give me the family deal cause a bytch hungry! *gets back on the phone* Shaquita: Like I said, I ain't fcked up wit it. She got the service she asked for from me. Anyways, I got'sa go. I got thangs to do. Holla at you in the A.M. *click* |
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.:I'm in love thirst, you are the quencher:. :..no time for fake ones...:{=}{/=}{=}{/=}
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;D . In fact, I was just telling Lola we needed a Nail Tech and Weavologist...huh Lola??
*smack lips* Sit down. I'll make it work.