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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 19, 2008 0:06:23 GMT -5
*hugs 98* Sis its ok to be confused I say enjoy BLUE and see where it e-goes if anything just have e-fun with it. Once you e-feel you are comfortable to make a e-decision then go for it. But I say just don't totally e-walk away from your e-marriage BUT if BLUE is where it is e-at then by all means do whatever will have you e-happy Sis we not married...... He hasn't asked me to marry him....
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Post by dashriprock on Sept 19, 2008 9:01:04 GMT -5
*Receivec text - Call me Its urgent! Makes call* me - Yo dude what's up connect - Yo I need your help, you got to come now!!! me - Man, I got business to take care of! connect - you said you owe me so this is the payback. I need your help and I got some stuff you need to. me - damn - Alright, I be there by morning. Hangs up. Makes call to T Me - Hey Shawty, you still looking good? T - You know this, what's up hon? Me - Yo, I gotta make a quick run out of town and wont be back until probably tomorrow but I wanted to let you know that Ill be back as quickly as possible. T - Ok - everything ok? I don't want to have to worry about you. Me - Naw, its all good, I just got to go pull one of my boy's arse out of a fire. I owe him and I don't leave the people I got in my circle hanging. You can feel that right? *Thinks, you need to get up in my circle too* T - Handle yours but hurry back we got business to take care of here and your booth is waiting we got customers to take care of. Me - I got you, in mo ways than one. Ill be back by tomorrow. Im out Hangs up - **She sounds too sexy on the phone. She can't talk to me too many more times like that before.....We will have to work something out because I do not want to have to cut L because she think im trying to mess wid her chedda! Not trying to fight right now with her whole crew again.** Packs gear and jumps in ride.  *Got to make this quick, I got shyt to do* |
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Post by The Elect Lady on Sept 19, 2008 9:31:54 GMT -5
Sits out side of "in da cut" and smokes crack pipe
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 19, 2008 9:44:56 GMT -5
Sits out side of "in da cut" and smokes crack pipe Oh my!  Again...this don't go 2getha!!  Not no way, NOT NO HOW!! |
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Post by The Elect Lady on Sept 19, 2008 9:56:44 GMT -5
Sits out side of "in da cut" and smokes crack pipe Oh my! Again...this don't go 2getha!! Not no way, NOT NO HOW!! You want some? |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 10:04:11 GMT -5
Oh, I am so calling e-childhood services when you e-drop that baby!
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 10:06:06 GMT -5
*Shaquita comes in to the shop eating a bag of pig skins and drinking on a diet Coke* What it is ya'll? I got my tools today to hook up that hair, so don't you other hoes be jelly when I start taking all the bidness!  |
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Post by The Elect Lady on Sept 19, 2008 10:07:10 GMT -5
Oh, I am so calling e-childhood services when you e-drop that baby! Mind ya damn business! |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 10:10:45 GMT -5
*client Tontalisia comes in* Tontalisia: Hey gurl, I did that hook up, my hur needs to look good for ta'night! I don't want to look like anybody else. Shaquita: Oh girl, I got something new I wanna try, you will be that ish, please believe! *after 3 hrs, Shaquita turns Tontalisia to look in the mirror*  Tontalisia: Ohhhhhh girl, dat's dat ish right thur, dats dat ish right thur! Shaquita: Just a lil somethin' somethin' I was thinking about last night. |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 10:27:08 GMT -5
*Nicie comes in for her appt* Nicie: Shaquita girl, I think I want me some color Shaquita: What type? Nicie: Something different Shaquita: Let me think  *5 min. later* Shaquita: I got it ;D *two hours later, Shaquita holds a mirror in front of Nicie*  Nicie: I can always count on you gurl! |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 19, 2008 10:37:07 GMT -5
*Nicie comes in for her appt* Nicie: Shaquita girl, I think I want me some color Shaquita: What type? Nicie: Something different Shaquita: Let me think *5 min. later* Shaquita: I got it ;D *two hours later, Shaquita holds a mirror in front of Nicie* Nicie: I can always count on you gurl!
*sees the FUCCERY Shaquita has performed on two heads* *walks over to the clients to see their reactions*Logakal: Ummm....do you LIKE your hair?? Tonsalitus: OH FA SHO!! Dis shid is off the CHAIN! Ain't NOBODY got this shit righ here nigguh... Logakal: OH THAT'S FA DAMM SHO!! *Logakal asks Shaquita to talk privately*Logakal: Umm...Shaquita...I can't beleive I'm saying this, You're DOING A "GREAT" job I have to admit, when you first arrived I was a LIL worried, to say the least. I mean, we are HOOD...but damn, you are GUTTER - I mean that in a good way. Keep it up, I may have to move you to a window booth. |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 10:46:54 GMT -5
*Nicie comes in for her appt* Nicie: Shaquita girl, I think I want me some color Shaquita: What type? Nicie: Something different Shaquita: Let me think *5 min. later* Shaquita: I got it ;D *two hours later, Shaquita holds a mirror in front of Nicie* Nicie: I can always count on you gurl!
*sees the FUCCERY Shaquita has performed on two heads* *walks over to the clients to see their reactions*Logakal: Ummm....do you LIKE your hair?? Tonsalitus: OH FA SHO!! Dis shid is off the CHAIN! Ain't NOBODY got this shit righ here nigguh... Logakal: OH THAT'S FA DAMM SHO!! *Logakal asks Shaquita to talk privately*Logakal: Umm...Shaquita...I can't beleive I'm saying this, You're DOING A "GREAT" job I have to admit, when you first arrived I was a LIL worried, to say the least. I mean, we are HOOD...but damn, you are GUTTER - I mean that in a good way. Keep it up, I may have to move you to a window booth. *Shaquita smacks her lips and rolls her eyes* See, I'm from dis here skreets, I be knowing what this bytches be wanting, you know what I'm saying? I grew up around the way, dese my peoples. Oh, my cousins Tic and Tac told me you hired dem last night. Good looking out, how much money dey pull? |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 19, 2008 10:48:55 GMT -5
*Receivec text - Call me Its urgent! Makes call* *Got to make this quick, I got shyt to do*  **Calls Dash on phone* Logakal: HELLO...is this why they call ya DASH?! Dash: What do you mean?? Logakal: You ass is always DASHING, DUCKIN and DODGING yo JOB! IF you don't get ya ass down here cuttin some heads soon...they gone call ya TOMMY CAUSE AIRYBODY KNOW HE AINT GOT NO damn JOB!! Dash: |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 10:53:18 GMT -5
*brings Becky back to chair after applying hair color and washing. Blow dries and style* Shaquita: Here you go Becky, that funky style you wanted for the Aerosmith concert  |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 19, 2008 10:54:32 GMT -5
*Shaquita smacks her lips and rolls her eyes* See, I'm from dis here skreets, I be knowing what this bytches be wanting, you know what I'm saying? I grew up around the way, dese my peoples. Oh, my cousins Tic and Tac told me you hired dem last night. Good looking out, how much money dey pull? They did OK. I can't discuss their financial business wit anyone but them and upper management, I'm sure you understand. NOW...Do you think you can find a good and FAST braider?? Because if you can, I'll give you 10% of her earnings...consider it a finders fee  BTW...you got a phone call from somebody named LeRoy "No Good" Tyrone he said: *reading the message*"Shaquita, don't make me hafta come down dere. You know WHUT IT IS! I ain't fa no bullshit."Shaquita: Logakal: We got a problem??? |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 10:57:37 GMT -5
Shaquita: Wait boss lady, let me take care of dese two customers real quick, finish them up. Dey best friends going to that wack arse rock concert tonight.  Shaquita: Braiding, I can do dat, who want their hair braided and what we talking cornrows, twists, dookey braids, micros, what? |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 11:01:57 GMT -5
Lady: Hey yo' I'm the one who need my hair finish braiding, those Koreans didn't know what the hayle they were doing!  Shaquita: Gurl, obviously! Let me see what I can do to fix this. |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 11:11:06 GMT -5
*Person walks in* Person (in a real deep man voice): Hey, I heard that you all are looking for a braiding stylist expertise? Well there is but one in Hazerville and that one is me.  |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 19, 2008 11:20:40 GMT -5
*P* BUAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! omg omg (AUSTIN POWERS) DAT'S A MAN BABY YEAH!!!! *p* *2 Hours pass and in walks LeRoy "No Good" Tyrone* LNGT: I'M LOOKIN FO SHAQUITA!! |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 19, 2008 13:11:34 GMT -5
*P* BUAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! omg omg (AUSTIN POWERS) DAT'S A MAN BABY YEAH!!!! *p* *2 Hours pass and in walks LeRoy "No Good" Tyrone*LNGT: I'M LOOKIN FO SHAQUITA!! Shaquita:  What you want fool? |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 19, 2008 18:00:11 GMT -5
*gets text from Dash telling me to talk to L and epxlain that he HAD to go out of town and that there wasn't anyway around it. I go talk to L and explain the situation and she doesn't like it but she assures me that Dash will have him a job when he gets back. I shoot him a text telling him the news and ask is he ok? He shoots me one back sayin he is and that he will call me later*
"Well I guess I will go check out the front"
*Walks to front and see Suge's Knight big brother looking for Quita. Pauses in my tracks checks out the height on this dude and the weight and and unclasp my razor blade necklace just in case I gotta cut a mofo*[/i]
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 19, 2008 20:45:34 GMT -5
*P* BUAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! omg omg (AUSTIN POWERS) DAT'S A MAN BABY YEAH!!!! *p* *2 Hours pass and in walks LeRoy "No Good" Tyrone*LNGT: I'M LOOKIN FO SHAQUITA!! What you want fool? You done LOST YO RABBIT ASS e-MIND!! Girl...DON'T MAKE ME BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YO e-ASS! Now...where is da damn car keys?! AND I NEED some money. Yo ass been gone in da car and ain't left me shit to eat or no money!! You gone make ME act up and you gone loose ANOTHA JOB!! |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 20, 2008 16:27:02 GMT -5
*walks closer to the sitaution with tongue on razor ready to spit out at any minute*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 20, 2008 19:11:40 GMT -5
* walks closer to the sitaution with tongue on razor ready to spit out at any minute* U stay slicin somebody! LOL! I ain't mad! Shyt get REAL crazy REAL quick 'round here! Speakin of which!!! We about 2 be sued with some of the mess strollin outta here as "new dos"! Ain't no way in HELL Becky comin here to get her 'do did for an Aerosmith concert!! We in da hood man! How Becky find us???  <smh> <~~ Gon' sublet Dash's boof if he don't bring his azz to work! |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 20, 2008 19:51:15 GMT -5
Well now....
Isn't that just peachy?!
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dashriprock
OOA neo
No Really - Resistance IS Futile
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Post by dashriprock on Sept 21, 2008 23:06:35 GMT -5
*Receivec text - Call me Its urgent! Makes call* *Got to make this quick, I got shyt to do* *Calls Dash on phone* Logakal: HELLO...is this why they call ya DASH?! Dash: What do you mean?? Logakal: You ass is always DASHING, DUCKIN and DODGING yo JOB! IF you don't get ya ass down here cuttin some heads soon...they gone call ya TOMMY CAUSE AIRYBODY KNOW HE AINT GOT NO damn JOB!! Dash: **Hangs up! damn, here we go again with the threats, she don't understand that that shit don't faze me. I'm going to do what I do and she or no one else is going to stop me. She needs to think about that business opportunity I brought to her than wasting time threatening somebody! Helps my boy handle his biz, hops in ride and rolls out. Heads back to Hazerville to get this paper game on and to see what's poppin with shawty! |
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No Really - Resistance IS Futile
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Post by dashriprock on Sept 21, 2008 23:09:06 GMT -5
* walks closer to the sitaution with tongue on razor ready to spit out at any minute* U stay slicin somebody! LOL! I ain't mad! Shyt get REAL crazy REAL quick 'round here! Speakin of which!!! We about 2 be sued with some of the mess strollin outta here as "new dos"! Ain't no way in HELL Becky comin here to get her 'do did for an Aerosmith concert!! We in da hood man! How Becky find us??? <smh> <~~ Gon' sublet Dash's boof if he don't bring his azz to work! *p* Aint you on a plane to somewhere? ? ;D Brother got biz to handle, I'll be there!!! damn!!!!! *p* |
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dashriprock
OOA neo
No Really - Resistance IS Futile
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Post by dashriprock on Sept 21, 2008 23:16:54 GMT -5
Pulls up out from of the shop, tells Pookie to watch my ride and bed not nathin happen to it. Let's Pookie know he needs to get me some mo rims! I got customers.
Walks in the door and sees all the insanity that is walking in and out of the place. Thinks, This is going to be real ignant and real interesting.
Looks for T! Finds her scoping some big Afro wearing, Mr. T looking boy with her mouth working that damn razor.
Pulls her to the side and says*
Me - Hey Baby girl, I'm back. Just wanted to let you know. damn you looking good!
T - Hey glad you back. You know that L got the Arse with you.
Me - Yeah what's new. She always threating a nic but whatever! I''m back and I see just in time for the show!
T - Yeah it's buck wild up in this joint.
Me - Im going over here to my spot. Check on me later.
Sets up and hollas
Which one of you MuthaFukers I mean folks is next. Step on up and grab a seat! DASH is in the MFin house! Yo you Mighty Kong, yeah you with the fro, come here and let me take some off the top for you!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 21, 2008 23:23:53 GMT -5
^^LMAO!! I'll deal wit yo ass in the morning!! Ole Shid Talkin ass!!
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 22, 2008 2:10:04 GMT -5
*p* Aint you on a plane to somewhere?? ;D Brother got biz to handle, I'll be there!!! damn!!!!! *p*
This e-lyf man!
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