Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 18, 2008 16:13:45 GMT -5
Who Shot J.R. Damie?
*With his Stake Out Ruined Damie leaves the scene promising revenge. He can't go home to Juicy in this combat gear, and he definitely can't bring backhis her A-Team van soiled by Frozen. Damie stops at a Mr. Car Wash, and has the workers power wash the Van*
Don't leave NO marks yo... sick of these mah fu...
Shaodwy Figure: Damie
*He looks up and sees a figure standing in the distance - he can't make out who it is*
Figure: Damie it's time...
Damie: Who are you and where in the hell did you come from? Did you drop out of a tree or something?
Figure: Damie... it's time
Damie: You keep saying Damie it's time, Time for what?
Figure: Time to pay what you owe
Damie: Pay these niccuh... I ain't given you sh-
Figure: I'm afraid it's not that simple *Sound of gun cocking*
*Damie realizes the strange ground marker he thought he saw stuck in the ground was actually a gun *
Damie: Wait - wait - we can talk about this - let bygones be bygones
Figure: No - no more words
Damie: Wait I have an e-child
*Shadowy figure continues cocking gun*
Damie: Wait!!! Have you no heart?
Figure: It's ironic - I used to once... but not anymore...
*RAT-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAT*. e-Gun shots riddle the air. And Damie falls to the ground clinging to e-life. He's rushed to the e-hospital. Officer Big Swole takes over the investigation*
Officer Big Swole: Damie can you tell us who did this?
Damie *laboring to speak*: It - was - *coughs* it - was... *passes out*
Nurse Hyp *Hyp checks his vitals* : I'm sorry Officer Big Swole, Damie just fell into an e-coma
Officer Big Swole: Without Damie's positive ID we'll have to solve this mystery on our own
The Suspects:
Logakal: Jilted e-boo, part hustler, part private dancer, all e-stalker. She has hunted Damie with a fervor usually reserved for Captain's named Ahab chasing after white whales named Mobey Dick. Some say she may have staged a bachelor party so that she e-screw him. She has vowed revenge very subtlely - on more than one occasion - she's definitely one to watch
Eager: Part of the Love Rectangle that originally sparked Logakals and Damie's split. She seemed like an unlikely suspect at first, but did have to be restrained in jail when told of Damie's treachery in e-sleeping with her, Logakal, and Juicy. And with her Boots with the Fur, she could easily, quietly sneak up on any animal in the wild kingdom and ambush them with a weapon.
91: Known arms dealer in the black market, but seemingly respectable e-citizen by day. She has made an attempt on the DamieQue's life before. She has been in several e-heated battles one just recently at the House of Logakal where she and Damie fought until he threw her over some furniture.
98: 91's partner in crime (and vice versa) she has proven her treachery lately by dealing treacherously with - well - Treach. She is not above double dealing, and back stabbing, and recently the rancor between her and Damie escalated with Damie accusing her of being an e-ho and eventually fighting her, pouring Red Kool-aid in her hair. An odd's on favorite
BStrugg: They have been foes virtually since day one, each accusing the other of being some type of idiot savant stripper - capable of booty shaking for tips but not much more. Their war of words escalated with charges leveled by Damie that BStrugg was racist and wouldn't hire black people for her bakery. A claim she has yet to refute... because she is in fact e-racist
Krypt: An e-boo scorned - he had all the reason to have it in for Damie. Damie had his woman, and had his e-way with her on his bachelor party night. Once he reazlied who Logoakal was, he didn't stop. Though there is some question whether or not Logakal was forced to by Search, Krypt was forced to bear the brunt of the insult while wearing Hello Kitty pajamas. He has vowed revenge many times and is one that pops up unexpectedly. Definite strong suspect.
Search: Another known black market arms dealer and a penchant for evil and destroying the e-lives of those who get in his way. Search is alleged to be a master of sadism and a 6th degree black belt in masochism. He destroys things because he's good at it. Search seemed like an unlikely suspect, until he began leaving copies of Damie's sex-ca-pade with Logakal with his new e-wife Juicy Hardaway-Que. He had clearly established a vendetta against Damie as his next target.
Juicy Hardaway Que: Almost divine in her forgiveness of Damie's e-indiscretions. She was practically angelic in her forgiveness and the subsequent e-tapes that were made to try to humiliate her - had no effect whatsoever. She was so gracious...
...almost too gracious. Would a Liz Taylor of OO NOT have her revenge somehow? Could Damie, who was once her boss (and a very mean one at that) really expect to live off of her riches and her fame? Could he really expect to tool around in her cars to meet other e-women? Perhaps a stronger suspect than we think.
Treach: Friendship was essential to the soul, until Damie blurted out information on the e-Steve Harvey show that turned Treach's happy e-home into the OK Corrale. Treach has also proven to be a Menace II Society which was evident by his Timbs, Pajama bottoms, Wife Beater, and fitted on backwards. No way a man dressed like this ISN'T looking for trouble. If you were the e-police - even YOU would racially profile him. Also one that sneaks up out of nowhwere. Investigate him.
Frozen: Recently embroiled in allegations of his own e-affair, Frozen was under heavy surveillance by Damie's part time company "All Up In Yo Bidness, Investigations" and damning audio of a conversation he had with Brn suga was recorded. If that audio were ever to become public, Frozen's e-marriage with Hyppie would surely be over. He had incentive to off Damie. And he already harbored enough hostility to throw a Hefty Cinch Sak full of $h!t atDamie's Juicy's van which Damie borrowed.
Brn: The most innocent poster in this thread and thus one of the most likely suspects. She too became aware that her lurid conversation with Frozen had been recorded and threatened to destroy her e-reputation as the paragon of e-virtue on OO. It was rumored that she drove cross country in a diaper to get to Frozen as soon as possible and if news of that were to ever get out - she would be dropped from the forthcoming Ms. OO 2008 Pageant
Hyppie: Seems like an unlikely suspect, given that she was there for the birth of little DaHardaway and served as Juicy's Dula. Someone who is trusted with your e-child would surely be trusted with plans to knock off your e-man. Added incentive was that Damie was rumored to have e-tapes of Frozen in an illicit affair with Brn that threatened to ruin Hyppie's stable life and career - and Hyppie is the kind of e-woman to handle her own business. She's one to watch folks. Don't take your eyes off of her.
Cold: Another character that showed up out of the blue and seemed to know EXACTLY where to find Damie during a Double Super Secret Quadruple Confidential Stake out. Also it's known that Damie had a history of perping Cold's e-org where Damie even had his e-nalia snatched. In their latest meeting - what piece of nalia did Cold have on that he almost NEVER has on? Right... his DMO jacket. No coincidences folks.
Golden: Once his personal e-trainer, Damie and Golden fell out and were never quite able to schedule the Reunion Tour. They pass each other in Hazerville and barely speak, Damie was refused access to her e-pledges as part of their e-process... its seems to all have fallen apart between them. In an odd twist, Golden was surprisingly hired to help cater Damie's wedding, but curiously quit right at the most crucial planning period and not only that - she destroyed much of the work of the back-up planners. Most think it was directed toward Juicy, but perhaps that was her really clever way of throwing off suspicion. You better watch Golden.
QueenOH: Their mutual animosity towards each other was no secret. Damie hated on Queen as often as he got the chance and she did the same. Queen is single handedly responsible for half a dozen e-rumors about Damie through her gossip column. Damie vowed to take her down, starting rumors about her "alternative" lifestyle and being unpaid stripper intern for members of Congress. Queen was recently caught defacinghis Juicy's property for which Damie pressed charges. Was this her way of getting him back?
Bigs: The side winding varmint what gave Damie his job (after he was fired as head of the movie studio) only to set him up at a Bachelor party where he was being taped during his last day a freedom. That's about an 8.9 on the Hater Richter scale. It seems the bad blood between MaDamie Entertainment and Thugga Entertaiment never quite went away. And let's remember this is the Bigs who was also involved in a love rectangle with Light House and Trunks in which Damie and Light House were caught cheating. He had all the motive in the world to see Damie offed.
Trunks: Recently returned from e-witness protection program. Thought to be e-dead, Trunks came out of nowhere expecting to pick back up on the e-romance that she and Damie once shared only to find that Damie AND her best friend had moved on to be with one another. Enraged, she attempted first to e-kill Juicy. Was Damie next? The last we heard of Trunks - she was flown to parts unknown and rumored to be an assassin in training? Did she complete her training? Was this culmination of her education? You need to investigate.
Kaos: Yes even officer Big Swole is a suspect. Even though he's been putting stretch marks on door ways through out America, no matter where he's gone - one thing has always been true about Big Swole, he believed in some Lyle Love. Juicy used to the be the apple of his eye, and he and Damie frequently e-hated on one another - with Damie trying repeatedly to break up the once happy couple. Having finally succeeded and having claimed Juicy for his own... has Big Swole finally exacted his revenge? You'll have to decide for yourself.
Your Mission: Find the e-Shooter...
Damie's counting on you... (well... everyone except the one that e-shot him)
*With his Stake Out Ruined Damie leaves the scene promising revenge. He can't go home to Juicy in this combat gear, and he definitely can't bring back
Don't leave NO marks yo... sick of these mah fu...
Shaodwy Figure: Damie
*He looks up and sees a figure standing in the distance - he can't make out who it is*
Figure: Damie it's time...
Damie: Who are you and where in the hell did you come from? Did you drop out of a tree or something?
Figure: Damie... it's time
Damie: You keep saying Damie it's time, Time for what?
Figure: Time to pay what you owe
Damie: Pay these niccuh... I ain't given you sh-
Figure: I'm afraid it's not that simple *Sound of gun cocking*
*Damie realizes the strange ground marker he thought he saw stuck in the ground was actually a gun *
Damie: Wait - wait - we can talk about this - let bygones be bygones
Figure: No - no more words
Damie: Wait I have an e-child
*Shadowy figure continues cocking gun*
Damie: Wait!!! Have you no heart?
Figure: It's ironic - I used to once... but not anymore...
*RAT-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAT*. e-Gun shots riddle the air. And Damie falls to the ground clinging to e-life. He's rushed to the e-hospital. Officer Big Swole takes over the investigation*
Officer Big Swole: Damie can you tell us who did this?
Damie *laboring to speak*: It - was - *coughs* it - was... *passes out*
Nurse Hyp *Hyp checks his vitals* : I'm sorry Officer Big Swole, Damie just fell into an e-coma
Officer Big Swole: Without Damie's positive ID we'll have to solve this mystery on our own
The Suspects:
Logakal: Jilted e-boo, part hustler, part private dancer, all e-stalker. She has hunted Damie with a fervor usually reserved for Captain's named Ahab chasing after white whales named Mobey Dick. Some say she may have staged a bachelor party so that she e-screw him. She has vowed revenge very subtlely - on more than one occasion - she's definitely one to watch
Eager: Part of the Love Rectangle that originally sparked Logakals and Damie's split. She seemed like an unlikely suspect at first, but did have to be restrained in jail when told of Damie's treachery in e-sleeping with her, Logakal, and Juicy. And with her Boots with the Fur, she could easily, quietly sneak up on any animal in the wild kingdom and ambush them with a weapon.
91: Known arms dealer in the black market, but seemingly respectable e-citizen by day. She has made an attempt on the DamieQue's life before. She has been in several e-heated battles one just recently at the House of Logakal where she and Damie fought until he threw her over some furniture.
98: 91's partner in crime (and vice versa) she has proven her treachery lately by dealing treacherously with - well - Treach. She is not above double dealing, and back stabbing, and recently the rancor between her and Damie escalated with Damie accusing her of being an e-ho and eventually fighting her, pouring Red Kool-aid in her hair. An odd's on favorite
BStrugg: They have been foes virtually since day one, each accusing the other of being some type of idiot savant stripper - capable of booty shaking for tips but not much more. Their war of words escalated with charges leveled by Damie that BStrugg was racist and wouldn't hire black people for her bakery. A claim she has yet to refute... because she is in fact e-racist
Krypt: An e-boo scorned - he had all the reason to have it in for Damie. Damie had his woman, and had his e-way with her on his bachelor party night. Once he reazlied who Logoakal was, he didn't stop. Though there is some question whether or not Logakal was forced to by Search, Krypt was forced to bear the brunt of the insult while wearing Hello Kitty pajamas. He has vowed revenge many times and is one that pops up unexpectedly. Definite strong suspect.
Search: Another known black market arms dealer and a penchant for evil and destroying the e-lives of those who get in his way. Search is alleged to be a master of sadism and a 6th degree black belt in masochism. He destroys things because he's good at it. Search seemed like an unlikely suspect, until he began leaving copies of Damie's sex-ca-pade with Logakal with his new e-wife Juicy Hardaway-Que. He had clearly established a vendetta against Damie as his next target.
Juicy Hardaway Que: Almost divine in her forgiveness of Damie's e-indiscretions. She was practically angelic in her forgiveness and the subsequent e-tapes that were made to try to humiliate her - had no effect whatsoever. She was so gracious...
...almost too gracious. Would a Liz Taylor of OO NOT have her revenge somehow? Could Damie, who was once her boss (and a very mean one at that) really expect to live off of her riches and her fame? Could he really expect to tool around in her cars to meet other e-women? Perhaps a stronger suspect than we think.
Treach: Friendship was essential to the soul, until Damie blurted out information on the e-Steve Harvey show that turned Treach's happy e-home into the OK Corrale. Treach has also proven to be a Menace II Society which was evident by his Timbs, Pajama bottoms, Wife Beater, and fitted on backwards. No way a man dressed like this ISN'T looking for trouble. If you were the e-police - even YOU would racially profile him. Also one that sneaks up out of nowhwere. Investigate him.
Frozen: Recently embroiled in allegations of his own e-affair, Frozen was under heavy surveillance by Damie's part time company "All Up In Yo Bidness, Investigations" and damning audio of a conversation he had with Brn suga was recorded. If that audio were ever to become public, Frozen's e-marriage with Hyppie would surely be over. He had incentive to off Damie. And he already harbored enough hostility to throw a Hefty Cinch Sak full of $h!t at
Brn: The most innocent poster in this thread and thus one of the most likely suspects. She too became aware that her lurid conversation with Frozen had been recorded and threatened to destroy her e-reputation as the paragon of e-virtue on OO. It was rumored that she drove cross country in a diaper to get to Frozen as soon as possible and if news of that were to ever get out - she would be dropped from the forthcoming Ms. OO 2008 Pageant
Hyppie: Seems like an unlikely suspect, given that she was there for the birth of little DaHardaway and served as Juicy's Dula. Someone who is trusted with your e-child would surely be trusted with plans to knock off your e-man. Added incentive was that Damie was rumored to have e-tapes of Frozen in an illicit affair with Brn that threatened to ruin Hyppie's stable life and career - and Hyppie is the kind of e-woman to handle her own business. She's one to watch folks. Don't take your eyes off of her.
Cold: Another character that showed up out of the blue and seemed to know EXACTLY where to find Damie during a Double Super Secret Quadruple Confidential Stake out. Also it's known that Damie had a history of perping Cold's e-org where Damie even had his e-nalia snatched. In their latest meeting - what piece of nalia did Cold have on that he almost NEVER has on? Right... his DMO jacket. No coincidences folks.
Golden: Once his personal e-trainer, Damie and Golden fell out and were never quite able to schedule the Reunion Tour. They pass each other in Hazerville and barely speak, Damie was refused access to her e-pledges as part of their e-process... its seems to all have fallen apart between them. In an odd twist, Golden was surprisingly hired to help cater Damie's wedding, but curiously quit right at the most crucial planning period and not only that - she destroyed much of the work of the back-up planners. Most think it was directed toward Juicy, but perhaps that was her really clever way of throwing off suspicion. You better watch Golden.
QueenOH: Their mutual animosity towards each other was no secret. Damie hated on Queen as often as he got the chance and she did the same. Queen is single handedly responsible for half a dozen e-rumors about Damie through her gossip column. Damie vowed to take her down, starting rumors about her "alternative" lifestyle and being unpaid stripper intern for members of Congress. Queen was recently caught defacing
Bigs: The side winding varmint what gave Damie his job (after he was fired as head of the movie studio) only to set him up at a Bachelor party where he was being taped during his last day a freedom. That's about an 8.9 on the Hater Richter scale. It seems the bad blood between MaDamie Entertainment and Thugga Entertaiment never quite went away. And let's remember this is the Bigs who was also involved in a love rectangle with Light House and Trunks in which Damie and Light House were caught cheating. He had all the motive in the world to see Damie offed.
Trunks: Recently returned from e-witness protection program. Thought to be e-dead, Trunks came out of nowhere expecting to pick back up on the e-romance that she and Damie once shared only to find that Damie AND her best friend had moved on to be with one another. Enraged, she attempted first to e-kill Juicy. Was Damie next? The last we heard of Trunks - she was flown to parts unknown and rumored to be an assassin in training? Did she complete her training? Was this culmination of her education? You need to investigate.
Kaos: Yes even officer Big Swole is a suspect. Even though he's been putting stretch marks on door ways through out America, no matter where he's gone - one thing has always been true about Big Swole, he believed in some Lyle Love. Juicy used to the be the apple of his eye, and he and Damie frequently e-hated on one another - with Damie trying repeatedly to break up the once happy couple. Having finally succeeded and having claimed Juicy for his own... has Big Swole finally exacted his revenge? You'll have to decide for yourself.
Your Mission: Find the e-Shooter...
Damie's counting on you... (well... everyone except the one that e-shot him)
..whoever u are.....Cuz Damie needed to be shot after doing this! 
.:I'm in love thirst, you are the quencher:. :..no time for fake ones...:{=}{/=}{=}{/=}
