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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 18:33:55 GMT -5
<~gots a ALIBI KRYPT OR JUICY DID IT...I tell ya!! And yall aint thinkin...the Shooter has a BROKEN HEART!!! *pulls up evidence* Damie: Wait - wait - we can talk about this - let bygones be bygones
Figure: No - no more words
Damie: Wait I have an e-child
*Shadowy figure continues cocking gun*
Damie: Wait!!! Have you no heart?
Figure: It's ironic - I used to once... but not anymore...^^^^^SEEEEEE^^^^^ To: Krypt From: Logakal  |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 18:39:09 GMT -5
*continues search of crime scene*
Well look here.........................
*sees clear shoe impressions in the dirt in close proximity to the casings*
*goes to car tyo get mold kit*
THIS should help us narrow down the suspects!
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 18:40:28 GMT -5
<~gots a ALIBI KRYPT OR JUICY DID IT...I tell ya!! And yall aint thinkin...the Shooter has a BROKEN HEART!!! *pulls up evidence* Damie: Wait - wait - we can talk about this - let bygones be bygones
Figure: No - no more words
Damie: Wait I have an e-child
*Shadowy figure continues cocking gun*
Damie: Wait!!! Have you no heart?
Figure: It's ironic - I used to once... but not anymore...^^^^^SEEEEEE^^^^^ To: Krypt From: Logakal *pause* MAKES YOU LOOK GUILTY ASS HAYLE. THANKY MUCH! *play* |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Aug 18, 2008 18:59:16 GMT -5
91, she's the RED HERRING in this! We've had to protect her in the past! She's e-smitten with Damie, Kryp, I mean Search. Sorry, I meant to say Cold. ;D She DOES have an Alibi....  She was walking along the e-road with Cold after dinner with P & G. (Suga calls frosty thread.. L, Cold, PNG... COM-MUH-DEE!) There's no way she could have made back to Hazerville in time! Please advise L not to leave town. <dat right, we gon save u from yoself> U just can't help it can ya?! 
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 18:59:55 GMT -5
^^LMAO!!!!^^ @ 91....But you forgets I GOTS a airtight ALIBI!!! KRYPT Don't...dats all I'm saying...LOL @ 98...YEP...I'm innocent!!!! But I did see PnG ride by me UPSET and in a hurry...I'm just saying...  AND LET THE RECORD REFLECT...I'VE ONLY BEEN E-SMITTEN WIT 2 E-FELLAS...DAMIE AND KRYPT! Search??....yall got da facts WRONG!! What kinda Mickie Mouse Investigation is this! Search was da one who kidnapped ME! Remember?? Now I coulda been smitten but he started smackin me around!!!  And, Cold...Cold just popped up!! I wouldn't go as far to say I'm SMITTEN...I mean...h'es pretty tight...but we just met...it was just a lil bite to eat, a lil drank and a lil convo. ;D I ain't SMITTEN wit him yet.AANNNDDD If I was all dat obsessed wit Damie...why did I try to holla...leave wit Cold?? Hmmmm....  |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 19:16:23 GMT -5
*on the way to the car, steps in the corner store and sees the story of the shooting on the news* damn! They have video?!?!?!??! What the? Performing? I thought he was alone? These facts don't add up!!!! www.jibjab.com/view/145462(searched in vain on youtube but this was the best I could do) LOL! |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 19:18:53 GMT -5
* gets mold kit and makes impressions of footprints*
Hmmmm, these look kinda small, we should DEFINITELY be able to eliminate some of the fifty-lebum suspects with this.....................
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 19:21:18 GMT -5
^^^^^^ YOU STOOOOOPID FOR THAT VIDEO!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^
ROFLMAO!!!
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 19:32:29 GMT -5
*walks over to tree and grabs bag of skittles*
LL, you seem pretty adamant that Kryp is behind this. What evidence do you have? I mean Damie had a LOT of enemies.....
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 19:41:21 GMT -5
Logakal: Welp...for one...he blames Damie for EVERYTHING wrong wit us. He said he was gone get revenge too. He got Search but Damie got away scott free! I'm saying...he was MORE mad at Damie...that I had e-sex with Damie then he was that Search made me do it!!! Did I tell you he punched a hole in the wall??? Hmm...mmmm AND he showed up to the Van last night and was MAD that I was in the car wit Damie....his exact words were: Logakal... is this really about me trusting you? Can you even trust yourself right now? I mean...here I find you all cramped up in this A-team looking van, with a stink sushi lover and Damie of all people! See.... AND HE LEFT pissed... <mumblin...break up wit me and put my stuff out will ya!! HMPH > |
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Post by B Strugg on Aug 18, 2008 19:44:24 GMT -5
DYING @ u cramped up in an A team looking Van...LMAO
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 19:49:35 GMT -5
Hmmm, Kryp seems to obvious a suspect. Besides with his resources and background, he probably wouldn't do it himself or if he did,miss. We'll keep your comments in mind but I don't think he's our guy.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 19:54:11 GMT -5
DYING @ u cramped up in an A team looking Van...LMAO DID U SEE THE VAN?? hahaha Esp after Frozen threw a bag of hisown shid at it?!?! LMAO!! |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Aug 18, 2008 19:58:04 GMT -5
But L, According to Damie.... The dialog wasn't a "Break Yo SELF FOOL" type of "step to". Rules out:Treach - Tim's and PJs..on THE SHIELD wld neva harm Damie. Attended Damie's e-bachelor party to see Midget Tip Drill. (Midget Tip Drill wif a short leg? Hell I'd shoot Damie 4 that!) Search - Would have sent a highly trained ASSASSIN.  Kryp - Kalm & Kool demeanor even when he's e-angry.... Hmmm  U just may have a point. <~~ Opens note pad and prepares to check in to Kryp's Alibi! 98: Oh 91, do you have a place I can throw this? 91: Throw what? WHAT DA HELL??  UNNNN-Pretty!98: No, need to interrogate at this time. 91: Why not? Oh, I'm know... 91 & 98: Cuz they're E-BOO-LESS and E-ALIBI-LESS!We just sayin.... LLLLMMMMAAAOOO!!! *p* ;D *P* |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Aug 18, 2008 20:06:11 GMT -5
DYING @ u cramped up in an A team looking Van...LMAO DID U SEE THE VAN?? hahaha Esp after Frozen threw a bag of hisown shid at it?!?! LMAO!! *p* We checked the Van... damn Damie had it cleaned before he was shot! Wld have combed the Van for e-clues.... *p* Just wait til we interview the VICTIM.... there's a WHOLE lot missin from this story. YOU MISSY have key pieces to this...nonsense. However, we accept your alibi FOR NOW....again. Don't go jumpin on any planes. Lookin at Search's SNIPER AVA sure would make him look guilty... 'cept for that dam amnesia plot u pulled out the air. LOL. |
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Post by B Strugg on Aug 18, 2008 20:13:40 GMT -5
DYING @ u cramped up in an A team looking Van...LMAO DID U SEE THE VAN?? hahaha Esp after Frozen threw a bag of hisown shid at it?!?! LMAO!! I definitely missed that part!!! As hard as I'm laughing now, I know I would have freakin had a heart attack if I would have seen the original van! |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Aug 18, 2008 20:15:17 GMT -5
* gets mold kit and makes impressions of footprints* Hmmmm, these look kinda small, we should DEFINITELY be able to eliminate some of the fifty-lebum suspects with this..................... Small? For a man? Some men have ahem "small" feet. L? What size e-shoe does kryp wear? |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 20:23:07 GMT -5
DID U SEE THE VAN?? hahaha Esp after Frozen threw a bag of hisown shid at it?!?! LMAO!! I definitely missed that part!!! As hard as I'm laughing now, I know I would have freakin had a heart attack if I would have seen the original van! ;D  |
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Aug 18, 2008 20:24:11 GMT -5
Hmmmm... from the angle that he was shot, I can infer that the shooter was e-left handed and had eaten a cheeseburger that made their stomach upset approximately one hour before the shooting. I'm curious though, doesn't anyone wonder why no one has followed up on the PNG angle? I mean she was on Damie's infamous "List", but no one wants to investigate that? She went missing for a time when Damie was shot and that raises no red flags?
Speaking of red flags, are the Killa D's collecting evidence, or hiding it? Is anyone checking their alibis? Where were they at the time of the shooting? They had motive to shoot Damie too.
Logoakal says she has an alibi, but both she and Cold had a reason to bump Damie off. Where were they after they left PNG's?
And what about BStrugg's bakery? Isn't it in fact racists? Wasn't Damie planning a protest after BStruggs disastrous marketing initiatives.*Pauses and sees confused looks on people faces* You know the Keep It Real Crunch:  And the Realsbury Doughboy:  Didn't BStrugg have a strong motive to off Damie after he exposed that she had NO STREET CRED whatsoever? What Detective school did you all go to? Pet Detective? *Rolls eyes and continues his own investigation* |
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Post by B Strugg on Aug 18, 2008 20:24:37 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOOOO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! LOL lOl....that ain't right!!! It's not right!! LOL..lmao..lol...lmao..
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 20:29:16 GMT -5
Logakal: I dont know what size shoe Krypt wears, my Mama todl me never to buy a man shoes...he'll walk all over you with them! AND Sory....I have a plane to catch REAL soon...so unless I'm charged ALL yall doing is  AND I'mma hafta Toss-Ya-TWO! |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 20:31:36 GMT -5
*91 and 98 head to the hospital to collect additional evidence* 98: Dr, can you tellus what happened when Mr Que was admitted? Dr: He was in bad shape, but we managed to stabilize him and induced the coma to ease the stress on his body 91:OK, anything more you can tell us? Dr: Well, we don't judge patients here..... 98: Yes Dr? 91: Where are the clothes he was wearing when he was admitted? Dr: Yes, about that.... 98: We need his clothes for evidence Dr: OK but...... 91: Stop stalling man! Give them to us? Dr: Ok but I should warn you. This is what he was wearing under his clothes  |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 20:31:48 GMT -5
Hmmmm... from the angle that he was shot, I can infer that the shooter was e-left handed and had eaten a cheeseburger that made their stomach upset approximately one hour before the shooting. I'm curious though, doesn't anyone wonder why no one has followed up on the PNG angle? I mean she was on Damie's infamous "List", but no one wants to investigate that? She went missing for a time when Damie was shot and that raises no red flags?
Speaking of red flags, are the Killa D's collecting evidence, or hiding it? Is anyone checking their alibis? Where were they at the time of the shooting? They had motive to shoot Damie too.
Logoakal says she has an alibi, but both she and Cold had a reason to bump Damie off. Where were they after they left PNG's?
And what about BStrugg's bakery? Isn't it in fact racists? Wasn't Damie planning a protest after BStruggs disastrous marketing initiatives.*Pauses and sees confused looks on people faces* You know the Keep It Real Crunch: And the Realsbury Doughboy: Didn't BStrugg have a strong motive to off Damie after he exposed that she had NO STREET CRED whatsoever? What Detective school did you all go to? Pet Detective? *Rolls eyes and continues his own investigation*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 20:33:50 GMT -5
*pause*
Nice undies, Damie! Looks like we may need Sex Crimes instead of Major Case. Complimentsof the Killa D's!
*play*
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Post by pinkngreen06 on Aug 18, 2008 20:35:41 GMT -5
*phone rings*
PNG : Hello
Caller: Is this PNG?
PNG: yes. who is this?
Caller: you know, you were on Damie's list
PNG: what? what list?
* tries to remain calm*
Starts replaying what happend last nite after almost accidentally running LL over
*line goes dead*
PNG: Hello?....Hello! ? Anyone there?
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 20:39:09 GMT -5
<~~~Was wondering why Struggs Beautiful Bakery was MYSTERIOUSLY CLOSED TODAY!!!!Ahhh Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!  AND YEAH...PnG might be mad b/c I was Loyal & Good until Damie broke my heart...then set me lose on OOA...now there's a lot of disgruntled Lonely OOA women who complain they can't get no e-MEN...YET...I'm snatching um up left and RIGHT!! SHE DID SAY...and I quote: *is kind of annoyed at self for letting Cold leave with LL* *jumps in bentley to blow off steam*  *pulls down major block towards highway* She MAY BE UPSET WITH DAMIE!!! AND she WAS on his LIST!!! ErrrUHh......AND!!!! I asked for THE SAME drink that Cold was having @ PnGs....but NOOOOOOO she decided I needed Mojitos!! WHY?? WHY I gotta have a different drinks huh??? ANNNDDDD!!! She also: *hopes PnG dont run me over* LMAO *sees Logakal and decides not to hit her at the last minute & continues onto drive* So where she take her frustrations too?? HMMM??? As far as me and COLD...I was drunk walkin back wit COLD...DEF too drunk to AIM!!! And COLD had to walk me back...so HA!! ;D
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 20:40:56 GMT -5
*enters throwaway gun with LL's prints on it into evidence for grins*
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Post by pinkngreen06 on Aug 18, 2008 20:44:00 GMT -5
<~~~Was wondering why Struggs Beautiful Bakery was MYSTERIOUSLY CLOSED TODAY!!!! Ahhh Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!!! AND YEAH...PnG might be mad b/c I was Loyal & Good untilDamie broke my heart...then set me lose on OOA...now there's a lot of disgruntled Lonely OOA women who complain they can't get no e-MEN...YET...I'm snatching um up left and RIGHT!! She MAY BE UPSET WITH DAMIE!!! AND she WAS on his LIST!!! ErrrUHh......AND!!!! I asked for THE SAME drink that Cold was having @ PnG but NOOOOOOO she decided I needed Mojitos!! WHY?? WHY I gotta have a different drinks huh??? Den...I was drunk walkin back wit COLD...DEF too drunk to AIM!!! And COLD had to walk me back...so HA!! Realizes that LL is trying to set her up! But knows that she wasn't the one to shoot Damie. Heads to Hazerville Crime Lab to clear up the lies the floozy I mean LL is telling *walks up to receptionist* Ummm is 91 or 98 here? |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 18, 2008 20:44:37 GMT -5
<~~Calls Det. Rob Goren of Law & Order: Logakal: I say it was one of these people and I rank um in this ORDER: Krypt, Juicy, PnG, Bstrugg, 91, OR Frozen |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 18, 2008 20:45:22 GMT -5
*operator patches call through to Killa D's at hospital*
Yes ma'am, you have some information for us?
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