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Post by Versatile on Jun 28, 2010 15:53:04 GMT -5
oh....and i'd like a name too.
*leaves e-cell phone number on a desk and goes in search of old e-friends around the 'hood*
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 15:58:19 GMT -5
Greetings E-Big Sister Versatile
(eggs lock up and chant)
*So Amazing by Luther Vandross*
(eggs begin to sway)
Got to tell you
How OO thrills us
Buttercream and Powder Blue
you have come and changed our whole world
Who is the beauty of my eye
What is the color of thyne sight
when we do not see her,
we know our legacy is her
grace us with your intelligence and wisdom
We hope you know
We would gladly go
anywhere you take us
it's so Amazing to be loved
we would follow you to the moon and the stars above
OO, OO, OO, OO we would go
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Post by Southie on Jun 28, 2010 15:58:57 GMT -5
oh....and i'd like a name too. *leaves e-cell phone number on a desk and goes in search of old e-friends around the 'hood* Hello!!! |
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Post by Southie on Jun 28, 2010 16:00:29 GMT -5
Well I say since they have some much time on their hands, you all need to do an e-skit. right now. Make your e-big sisters laugh. I got a basked of "rotten" eggs to throw if the show isn't funny. Also, picked up some new water guns..just for our entertainment. This should be fun ;D |
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Post by Versatile on Jun 28, 2010 16:00:54 GMT -5
oh....and i'd like a name too. *leaves e-cell phone number on a desk and goes in search of old e-friends around the 'hood* Hello!!! hey girl!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you? i thought of you last week after the 54 shootings in one weekend story! girl, i hope you and yours are okay. wait, are you even still in the Chi? lol. |
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Post by Versatile on Jun 28, 2010 16:02:54 GMT -5
Greetings E-Big Sister Versatile (eggs lock up and chant) *So Amazing by Luther Vandross* (eggs begin to sway) Got to tell you How OO thrills us Buttercream and Powder Blue you have come and changed our whole world Who is the beauty of my eye What is the color of thyne sight when we do not see her, we know our legacy is her grace us with your intelligence and wisdom We hope you know We would gladly go anywhere you take us it's so Amazing to be loved we would follow you to the moon and the stars above OO, OO, OO, OO we would go what? oh hell. i'm not really a luther person. gimme something with a lil bass. or some lady gaga. i feel like poker face or something like that would make for a good mix. don't eff it up again. |
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Post by Julie Art on Jun 28, 2010 16:03:13 GMT -5
Hey Verse! Stay for the e-skit they are going to give us!
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Post by Versatile on Jun 28, 2010 16:05:44 GMT -5
Hey Verse! Stay for the e-skit they are going to give us! hey lady! hope you've been well. yeah, i should be able to do that ^_^ |
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 16:11:11 GMT -5
The title of this skit is: When keeping it real goes wrong
Egg 1 and Egg 4 to Eggs 2 and 3:
Ok...Ya'll wanna be down huh? I SAID, do ya'll wanna be down??!
Eggs 2& 3: Yes
Egg 4: Then we gon hafta jump ya'll in.
Egg 3: is this going to hurt?
Egg 1: Suck it up, Punk. We all did it and if ya'll wanna be down, ya'll have to do it too.
Egg 2: I hope this doesn't end up on youtube...
Egg 4 to Egg 1: Don't go easy on them.
Egg 4: And if ya'll fall, YOU BEST GET BACK UP!!
Eggs 1 & 4*Stomp, clap,stomp, stomp, stomp, clap*
Eggs 2&3*jumping rope*
"D, That is her name. If she can't hang, She got to get out the game, Get out the game(ohh, ohh), Get out the game...
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Post by Southie on Jun 28, 2010 16:12:10 GMT -5
hey girl!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you? i thought of you last week after the 54 shootings in one weekend story! girl, i hope you and yours are okay. wait, are you even still in the Chi? lol. Yes, I am in the Chi. Its really been a nightmare in the streets. |
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Post by Versatile on Jun 28, 2010 16:15:50 GMT -5
The title of this skit is: When keeping it real goes wrong Egg 1 and Egg 4 to Eggs 2 and 3: Ok...Ya'll wanna be down huh? I SAID, do ya'll wanna be down??! Eggs 2& 3: Yes Egg 4: Then we gon hafta jump ya'll in. Egg 3: is this going to hurt? Egg 1: Suck it up, Punk. We all did it and if ya'll wanna be down, ya'll have to do it too. Egg 2: I hope this doesn't end up on youtube... Egg 4 to Egg 1: Don't go easy on them. Egg 4: And if ya'll fall, YOU BEST GET BACK UP!! Eggs 1 & 4*Stomp, clap,stomp, stomp, stomp, clap* Eggs 2&3*jumping rope* "D, That is her name. If she can't hang, She got to get out the game, Get out the game(ohh, ohh), Get out the game...  |
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 28, 2010 16:31:15 GMT -5
 The title of this skit is: When keeping it real goes wrong Egg 1 and Egg 4 to Eggs 2 and 3: Ok...Ya'll wanna be down huh? I SAID, do ya'll wanna be down??! Eggs 2& 3: Yes Egg 4: Then we gon hafta jump ya'll in. Egg 3: is this going to hurt? Egg 1: Suck it up, Punk. We all did it and if ya'll wanna be down, ya'll have to do it too. Egg 2: I hope this doesn't end up on youtube... Egg 4 to Egg 1: Don't go easy on them. Egg 4: And if ya'll fall, YOU BEST GET BACK UP!! Eggs 1 & 4*Stomp, clap,stomp, stomp, stomp, clap* Eggs 2&3*jumping rope* "D, That is her name. If she can't hang, She got to get out the game, Get out the game(ohh, ohh), Get out the game...  |
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 16:40:14 GMT -5
Our apologies E-ADP Chally McChall aka The Southern Gal aka SugarHoneyICEdTea. We are working on a new skit that will hopefully meet your approval.
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Post by Southie on Jun 28, 2010 16:47:25 GMT -5
The title of this skit is: When keeping it real goes wrong Egg 1 and Egg 4 to Eggs 2 and 3: Ok...Ya'll wanna be down huh? I SAID, do ya'll wanna be down??! Eggs 2& 3: Yes Egg 4: Then we gon hafta jump ya'll in. Egg 3: is this going to hurt? Egg 1: Suck it up, Punk. We all did it and if ya'll wanna be down, ya'll have to do it too. Egg 2: I hope this doesn't end up on youtube... Egg 4 to Egg 1: Don't go easy on them. Egg 4: And if ya'll fall, YOU BEST GET BACK UP!! Eggs 1 & 4*Stomp, clap,stomp, stomp, stomp, clap* Eggs 2&3*jumping rope* "D, That is her name. If she can't hang, She got to get out the game, Get out the game(ohh, ohh), Get out the game... Attachments:
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 16:54:24 GMT -5
Narrator 1: Egg1
Narrator 2: Egg4
Lady on Cruise Ship: Egg3
Mother Nature: Egg 2
Narrator 1: A beautiful lady boards a cruise ship with a fine man! She is ready to get it poppin’ and have a good time. She is rocking a fly white swimsuit and sipping a glass of Bellini. Life couldn’t get any better. She is having a fabulous time, when all of a sudden………. An annoying mean little White lady in a Green suit pops outta nowhere.
Mother Nature: Ahoy!
Lady on Boat: *eye roll* What do you want?
Mother Nature: *smirk* I brought your monthly gift.
Lady on Boat: I don’t have time for this crap right now.
Mother Nature: Oh, of course you do. Here, take your gift!
Lady on Boat: I don’t want it.
Mother Nature: I don’t want to pay my taxes. I don’t want to get a perm. Hell, I don’t want to get a PAP smear, but I suck it up. Stop actin’ like a little punk, you know what it is. Now take it.
Lady on Boat: I had no idea you were so ghetto and rude Mother Nature. You play too much. You're only doing this 'cause I'm Black.
Mother Nature: Who you calling ghetto? Don’t let the skin color fool you, I antagonize all women indiscriminately. You always tryna play the race card. Don't you know ALL women get the same gift 12 times a year?And you are no exception. Now take this gift RIGHT NOW!
Lady on Boat: Do you see that fine niccuh standing here? It took 4 months to convince him to take me on this cruise. I’ve been cool all week. Now you wanna pop up? Mother Nature, you better get out my face before you get dealt with. Can't you come back tomorrow?
Mother Nature: You better shut up and take this sh*t. Act like you know before I throw some cramps in there on that arse too…… Yamp. In fact, since you got that pretty white swimsuit on, I suggest you apologize right now. This could get ugly and very embarrassing.
Narrator 2: The two women grit angrily at each other. The lady slaps Mother Nature, and Mother Nature slaps her right back. They tussle and attempt to force the pretty red box in each others hands. The woman overpowers Mother Nature, and tosses the box overboard. Mother Nature sighs in defeat.
Later that night, Mother Nature slips the Red Box on the night stand next to the condoms.
The moral of the story is, don’t play with Mother Nature. It will not end up well in your favor.
*Inspired by the hilarious Tampax commercials*
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 28, 2010 17:26:19 GMT -5
Femme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 28, 2010 17:28:50 GMT -5
*whispers to the Eggs... I told y'all to be ready for my e-numba, didn't I?*
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Post by Southie on Jun 28, 2010 17:34:58 GMT -5
Phony Eggs!
Lets get a move on it!
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Post by Julie Art on Jun 28, 2010 18:05:26 GMT -5
Narrator 1: Egg1 Narrator 2: Egg4 Lady on Cruise Ship: Egg3 Mother Nature: Egg 2 Narrator 1: A beautiful lady boards a cruise ship with a fine man! She is ready to get it poppin’ and have a good time. She is rocking a fly white swimsuit and sipping a glass of Bellini. Life couldn’t get any better. She is having a fabulous time, when all of a sudden………. An annoying mean little White lady in a Green suit pops outta nowhere. Mother Nature: Ahoy! Lady on Boat: *eye roll* What do you want? Mother Nature: *smirk* I brought your monthly gift. Lady on Boat: I don’t have time for this crap right now. Mother Nature: Oh, of course you do. Here, take your gift! Lady on Boat: I don’t want it. Mother Nature: I don’t want to pay my taxes. I don’t want to get a perm. Hell, I don’t want to get a PAP smear, but I suck it up. Stop actin’ like a little punk, you know what it is. Now take it. Lady on Boat: I had no idea you were so ghetto and rude Mother Nature. You play too much. You're only doing this 'cause I'm Black. Mother Nature: Who you calling ghetto? Don’t let the skin color fool you, I antagonize all women indiscriminately. You always tryna play the race card. Don't you know ALL women get the same gift 12 times a year?And you are no exception. Now take this gift RIGHT NOW! Lady on Boat: Do you see that fine niccuh standing here? It took 4 months to convince him to take me on this cruise. I’ve been cool all week. Now you wanna pop up? Mother Nature, you better get out my face before you get dealt with. Can't you come back tomorrow? Mother Nature: You better shut up and take this sh*t. Act like you know before I throw some cramps in there on that arse too…… Yamp. In fact, since you got that pretty white swimsuit on, I suggest you apologize right now. This could get ugly and very embarrassing. Narrator 2: The two women grit angrily at each other. The lady slaps Mother Nature, and Mother Nature slaps her right back. They tussle and attempt to force the pretty red box in each others hands. The woman overpowers Mother Nature, and tosses the box overboard. Mother Nature sighs in defeat. Later that night, Mother Nature slips the Red Box on the night stand next to the condoms. The moral of the story is, don’t play with Mother Nature. It will not end up well in your favor. *Inspired by the hilarious Tampax commercials* *throws nerf balls* I'm trying to figure out why you all thought it would be e-cool to curse and use the word negga in your e-skit for your e-big sisters? So not impressed. You all need to drop the hood and ally mentally or we e-drop you. This will NOT be e-accepted into Omega Omicron  |
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 19:01:43 GMT -5
4 things the Eggs know about each other
Egg 1:
1. Egg 1 is originally from New Orleans.
2. Egg 1 is the shortest Egg.
3. Egg 1 loves Disney World.
4. Egg 1 plays violin and loves all types of music.
Egg 2:
1. Egg 2 loves to Travel.
2. Egg 2's favorite color is Turquoise.
3. Egg 2 is very loquacious but very smart.
4. Egg 2 is the youngest girl in her family but older than her brothers.
Egg 3:
1. Egg 3 is a Business Management Major.
2. Egg 3 played an instrument in her high school band.
3. Egg 3 is a heart-breaker and dated all her high school crushes.
4. Egg 3 is going through a purple phase in her life.
Egg 4:
1. Egg 4 is from New Jersey.
2. Egg 4 is makeup obsessed.
3. Egg 4 is a red-head.
4. Egg 4 is a seasoned traveler. She likes and has traveled internationally and domestically.
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Post by IvyByDesign on Jun 28, 2010 19:17:40 GMT -5
hey Verse!
Boooooooooooo, eggs, the skit sucked, well, eggs!
Why don't you do a skit about remedial school or college classes or something that is actually funny?
:soaks egg 1 with supersoaker. That's for making the character in the skit drink Bellinis like me! :
in fact, it's cocktail hour, the e-sorors need some drinks!
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Post by Julie Art on Jun 28, 2010 19:29:52 GMT -5
4 things the Eggs know about each other Egg 1: 1. Egg 1 is originally from New Orleans. 2. Egg 1 is the shortest Egg. 3. Egg 1 loves Disney World. 4. Egg 1 plays violin and loves all types of music. Egg 2: 1. Egg 2 loves to Travel. 2. Egg 2's favorite color is Turquoise. 3. Egg 2 is very loquacious but very smart. 4. Egg 2 is the youngest girl in her family but older than her brothers. Egg 3: 1. Egg 3 is a Business Management Major. 2. Egg 3 played an instrument in her high school band. 3. Egg 3 is a heart-breaker and dated all her high school crushes. 4. Egg 3 is going through a purple phase in her life. Egg 4: 1. Egg 4 is from New Jersey. 2. Egg 4 is makeup obsessed. 3. Egg 4 is a red-head. 4. Egg 4 is a seasoned traveler. She likes and has traveled internationally and domestically. Why you only know where 2 eggs live? Don't know each other's favorite food or color? You all have not bonded. What about aliments, pet peeves? Boo, you all are perping. And since you all keep seeming to forget the e-pledge rules, here they are: 1. No e-cursing, swearing, use of profanity 2. Know your e-big sisters 3. Know your e-line sisters 4. No posting on other boards or outside this thread while e-pledging 5. No alluding to any type of vulgarity 6. Know all information about Omega Omicron 7. Complete all assigned tasks given to you by your e-big sisters in a timely manner Now there should be no mistake of what is expected of you while on e-line. And since you bamas have broken each one of these rules, you need to explain why these rules are valid to e-pledging. Got til tomorrow. |
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 20:00:25 GMT -5
United States Senator Robert Carlyle Byrd (real name Cornelius Calvin Sale Jr., November 20, 1917 – June 28, 2010)
Senator Byrd, once member of the KKK and longest serving member of Congress, died this morning at 3 a.m. at the age of 92. The longest serving Senator was a staunch Constitutionalist and Democrat who served the people of West Virginia. Although his early Congressional years were marred by his anti-segregationist and racist tendencies including a filibuster of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and opposition of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and voting against Thurgood Marshall for Supreme Court Justice, Senator Byrd's career was filled with leadership positions in the Senate and Democratic Party. His voting record includes over 18,000votes including a vote for the Healthcare Bill under President Obama that the Senator dedicated to his friend Senator Ted Kennedy and in 1985, Senator Byrd launched the first and only federal merit-based scholarship.
Senator Byrd's life is an example of redemption, perseverance and the importance of education in life. He could not afford college in his younger days and did not receive his college degree until he was 77. Later in his life, it took the tragedy of losing his grandson for him to begin to renounce his old segregationist ways. He was also married to his wife, Erma Ora James, for nearly 69 years.
Senator Byrd leaves two daughters, Mrs. Mohammad (Mona Byrd) Fatemi and Mrs. Jon (Marjorie Byrd) Moore; six grandchildren: Erik, Darius, and Fredrik Fatemi; Michael Moore (deceased), Mona Byrd Moore Pearson, and Mary Anne Moore Clarkson; five great granddaughters; and two great grandsons, to cherish his memory. He also leaves a nation, especially the people of West Virginia, to honor his great legacy and service to his country.
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 20:08:09 GMT -5
E-Big Sister Invictus:
We do know where we are from and each other's favorite colors. We thought we would post facts about ourselves that were a little different.
Egg 2 is from California and Egg 3 is also from Louisiana. Eggs 3 & 4 share the love of the color green while Egg 1's favorite color is purple. We all share a sharp distaste for betrayal, dishonesty and not being loyal.
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Post by IvyByDesign on Jun 28, 2010 20:08:47 GMT -5
^ stop plagiarizing !!!! Where is this info from about Byrd ?
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 20:11:36 GMT -5
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 28, 2010 20:15:56 GMT -5
Eggs, what's the word. Please PM me a status updates on your tasks.
I see that someone else asked what you all know about each other, so you're all set with that. But i would like each of you (not as the entire eggs e-line), but each individual egg to share your definition of e-sisterhood. Let's get a move on!
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 20:17:28 GMT -5
^ stop plagiarizing !!!! Where is this info from about Byrd ? Some of the information is from the Senator's website and some of it is from Wikipedia, E-Big Sister Beachbunny oka The Flyest Starfish in The Atlantic Ocean (Hums the Norman Connors song “You are my Starship”). We should have cited the sources for our information. |
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 28, 2010 20:24:18 GMT -5
*Grabs a drank, sits next to BB and props her feet up*
Eggs, come here and sit down... let's chat. You've been putting in a lot of e-work and spittin' a lot of info. Do you have any questions or is there anything you want to know about us?
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Post by Owlets on Jun 28, 2010 20:35:09 GMT -5
Thank you, E-Dean Sapphire aka Na mi Campbell *strikes a pose*, Saph’s Phire Makes all the Eggs Scramble *makes sizzle sound*. We are having a hard time finding information on E-Big Sisters who no longer post on OOA. We are not exactly sure how we should find information when they haven't posted in the last 2 years. |
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