hOOp Dreams - Scoring on and off the Court

[ReignMan19]

Be Sure to Tune in to OOA's newest hit reality show... hOOp Dreams... Where we will follow

DeReign Wade as he handles leading a team and trying to save his relationship with Juicelle Union while his craziest ex- wife Chalvaughn Wade tries to end their relationship and his career by any means neccessary.

LeveBron James as he makes the most important career decision of his life but news that his teammate Damonte West has been having relations with his mom 91 James has him off his game and questioning the loyalty of those around him...


Stay tuned... hOOp Dreams - Scoring on and off the Court.

[Chal™]

OMG!! I died!!!

[ReignMan19]

DeReign sits alone in his lawyer's office. He stares nervously at the papers his just signed. In walks Attny Freeman and a private investigator Officer Copeland.

Freeman: Mr. Wade I would like you to meet Officer Copeland, he will be working on your case.

Copeland: Its a pleasure to meet you

DeReign: Likewise

Copeland: So explain to me the situation.

DeReign: My marriage was not working so after trying everything that could be done I decided to end it. I have since moved on but I can't say the same about my ex. She is loosing her mind if I can be frank. Leaving threatening messages, Brainwashing my kids and my new girlfriend is afraid for her life.

Copeland: Why is she afraid

DeReign: The threats. Chal threaten to snatch Juice's lacefront. I'm not sure what that is what it sounds serious.

Copeland: Oh yes Lacefronts are quite serious and she threatened to snatch it.

DeReign: Yes

Copeland: Sounds painful

DeReign: What is it exactly

Copeland: I'll let your girl explain it to you

DeReign: uh ok

Copeland: When you say brainwashing your kids what exactly do you mean?

DeReign: She tells things that are not age appropriate. Things about Jucielle and I that would be considered private.

Copeland: Of a sexual nature

DeReign: Yes, she will tell them that the only reason I'm with Juicelle is because she can handle a ballswipe...

Copeland: Ballswipe?

DeReign: Yes it when you take your (hand gesture) and then you slide (hand gesture) from here to here

Copeland: Wow that takes come talent.

DeReign: Yeah it does (laughs) ... but not saying that I actually do that or that she actually would let me do such a thing

Copeland Oh of course... ummm.. yeah ... Do you think Chalvaughn is capable of acting on her threats?

DeReign: Oh yes.. this wouldn't be the first time...

[ReignMan19]

* DeReign leaves the lawyer's office. As he gets in his car, he checks his voicemail *

"You have 66 new voicemails"

DeReign: (to self) WTH???

"First voicemail sent at 11:15"

Chalvaughn: Pick up the phone

"Second voicemail sent at 11:16"

Chalvaughn: I said pick up the phone

"Third voicemail sent at 11:17"

Chalvaughn: I SAID PICK UP THE EFFIN PHONE DIDNT I TELL YOU THIS WAS FOR LIFE!!!!

"Fourth voicemail sent at 11:18"

Chalvaughn: Hey Boo.. Wanna catch a movie.. Love you Call me later...



DeReign:

[DamieQue™]

Damonte West? LOL - Reign is a fool

[Julie Art]

*p*

Before I read anymore, buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Chal, it's e-on!

*p*

[Julie Art]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!


*cause DeReign Wade and leaves a voicemail*

Hey, we need to figure out what we gonna do about your crazy e-ex-wife and this frivlious law suit she got against me. Call soon.

[Chal™]

*p*

OH EM GEE ! ! !

I am in fricking tears!!!!!! not a psycho, bipolar, schitzo chick!! lol

lol @ "cause" DeReign Wade

*P*

[Chal™]

Chalvaughn tries to call DeReign once more, prepared to leave another message.

DeReign: WHAT!!!!

Chalvaughn: WHY YOU AIN"T ANSWER YO PHONE!!!!!

DeReign: What do you want?

Chalvaughn: Did you get my message?

DeReign: Yea, all 200 of them. What do you want?

Chalvaughn: Ugh, why you acting all stank? We going to the movies or what?

DeReign: Hell naw! We are going through a divorce!! Why would we hang out?

Chalvaughn: NINJA, I'M YO WIFE. NOT THAT LIL HOME WRECKING, HIP TWISTING, HALF ACTING, TWITTER CRAZED HEFFA YOU RUNNING ROUND HERE WITH!!!!! *looks @ the phone* Hello!. Hello! I know that mafacka did NOT just hang up on me!!!!!!!

[ReignMan19]

*slams phone down. Begins driving. Phone rings again*

DeReign: CALL ME AGAIN AND I"M CALLING THE POLICE.

Juicelle: Umm you gon do what?

DeReign: Oh sorry babe. "She" is calling me again.

Juicelle: Listen, you are going to have to fix this and fix this now. Not only is she calling me but my manager just got a call from lawyer saying the crazy bish is suing me.

DeReign: Suing you?! For What!?

Juicelle: Some Foolishness... DeReign I'm too glamorous for this. I'm 46 on the Maxim Hot 100 DeReign. I am this black Neutrogena girl... I am the chocolate Halle Berry DeReign. You need to fix this or I"m going to fix it.

DeReign: I just met with my lawyer and he has brought on a private investigator to help us. We will get past this.


Juicelle: I'm just saying.. If I get called a hoe one more time on these blogs I'm going "deliever us from eva" on somebody.


DeReign: Calm down I'm on my way home


Juicelle: Ok I'm on my way too.

[ReignMan19]

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I know one thing.. If yall don't play with me today I will ruin every other storyline that is ever made on here....



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[Chal™]

*P*

LMBO @ the threat
yea yea yea

*P*

[Chal™]

*Chalvaughn calls her lawyers (yes, with an s). *

Chalvaughn: Set up a meeting. We need to talk.

Atty Parks: In regards to?

Chalvaughn: In regards to the rash growing on my ass, what do you THINK it's in regards to?

Atty Parks: How soon whould you like to m.......

Chalvaughn: I'm on my way right now. *hangs up*

*Chalvaughn gets in the car and heads over to her lawyers' office building. While in traffic, she notices that she has pulled up beside Juicelle, who is talking on the phone.*

Chalvaughn: JUICELLE!!!! JUICELLE!!!

*Juicelle looks over and sees who is screaming her name. Chalvaughn can see her mouth the words OH MY GOSH.*

Chalvaughn: JUICELLE!!! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!!!!

Juicelle: *rolls down window* Are you CRAZY???

Chalvaughn: *thinks for a moment, then shakes her head* Nah. I'm not crazy.

Juicelle: What is WRONG with you? Leave us alone. Gosh!

Chalvaughn: Us? Trick, right now, you just the sideline hoe. I'M STILL DEREIGN'S WIFE. WE ARE STILL A FAMILY!! You HOME WRECKER!!!

Juicelle: *starts to roll up the windows* I don't have time for this. *hears Chalvaughn say something and rolls the window back down* Say what?

Chalvaughn: I said, THAT'S why we going to the movies and out to eat tonight. A ROMANTIC night between e-HUSBAND & WIFE. I guess you'll have to play with ya lil e-toys tonight. *laughs maniacally and speeds off*

[Julie Art]

*I shake my head at the deranged lunatic. I drive on to DeReign's house. As I sit in the driveway waiting for him to come, Chalvaughn pulls up right behind me and blocks me in.*

Chalvaughn: Trick, what you doing here? I told you me and my e-husband have a date! You are trespassing, get off my property1

Juicelle: *rolls down window* Well, DeReign told me to meet him here so.....

Chalvaughn: You lying homewrecking skanks!

*Chalvaughn runs to the car and just as she starts beating on my hood of the car, DeReign pulls up.*

[Chal™]

Chalvaughn: *spins around* Baby!! You're home!!!

DeReign: WTF you doing here, Chalvaughn? Juicelle, you ok?

Juicelle: Yea. You need to handle this DeReign.

DeReign: I'ma handle it. Go inside.

Juicelle: *looks @ Chalvaughn* I don't think i should leave you out here with her.

DeReign: It's ok, baby. I got it.

Chalvaughn: Baby, did he just say baby?

Chalvaughn: Girl, he said baby.

Chalvaughn: I KNOW this mafacka didn't just disrespect me in front of MY house.

Chalvaughn: Calm down, Vaughn. We didn't come over here to start trouble.

Chalvaughn: Yea, we just came to chill with my...your....our husband.

Chalvaughn: Shut up!! You are such an effin goody two shoes.

Chalvaughn: Ya mama's a goody two shoes!

Chalvaughn: *grabs head* SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! *reaches towards DeReign* Baby..... *faints*

[Julie Art]

iDIED at that dialogue!

*after seeing Chalvaughn pass out, I turn to DeReign*

Look, call me when you get this taking care of. Since se has me blocked in, I'mma take your car. Peace.

*throws DeReign the peace sign, gets in his car, and leaves*

[Noble Work]

Meanwhile:

Commentator 1: LeveBron James games is a little off today.

Commentator 2: Yea it's like his body is on the court but his mind is elsewhere

Comm 1: can you believe the guy actually shot in the wrong goal today?

Comm 2: Yea I don't know where LeveBron's head is but I sure know where Damonte West's head is.

Comm 1: Dude?!?!

Comm 2: What? Oh we can't say that?

Comm 1: you mic is still on

Comm 2: WHF!!!

[Julie Art]

buaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Chal™]

hahahahahaahahahahah

Reign threaten's us then his butt disappears. lol

[ReignMan19]

* As Juicelle drives off. DeReign looks at Chalvaughn passed out over the hood of the car. *

DeReign (to himself): I should hit her with a brick and solve all our problems..... but no then I would have to explain how it happened to E!.

Just then a paparazzi jumps out of the bushes a snaps a pic.

DeReign: Oh sh't! Hey you come back here!!!


DeReign takes off after the camera guy leaving Chalvaughn laying on the hood of the car. She lets out a small poot and slides off the car.

[ReignMan19]

May 24, 2010 15:13:31 GMT -5 Chal™ said:

hahahahahaahahahahah

Reign threaten's us then his butt disappears. lol

Shut up I was working.. lol... Keep it going

[Chal™]

*why i got be passing gas though lol*

[ReignMan19]

Crazy people fart...

[Julie Art]

ROTFL at the fart!

[Sapphire]

LOL @ these names.

[IvyByDesign]

This is fantastic!

[Coldfront06]

May 24, 2010 11:54:04 GMT -5 Chal™ said:

*p*

OH EM GEE ! ! !

I am in fricking tears!!!!!! not a psycho, bipolar, schitzo chick!! lol

lol @ "cause" DeReign Wade

*P*

I laughed at "cause" DeReign Wade too...LOL!

[ReignMan19]

22nd Edition of OOA Dirt

"DEREIGN WADE RECONCILES WITH EX WIFE ON TOP OF NEW GIRLFRIENDS CAR"

Sources have found out that OOA NBA PLAYER DeReign Wade and his estranged ex wife Chalvaughn Wade did some making up yesterday and you will never believe where. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT and one top of the car of OOA HOTTEST ACTRESS and his NEW GIRLFRIEND JUICELLE UNION.

For pics of the two reunited click here.

* DeReign and Juicelle sit in living room reading the news article*


DeReign: This is crazy!!!!! God why didn't I just marry a white girl like my agent told me to. Lord why!!!


Jucielle: You need to fix this. Do I need to remind you who I am?


DeReign: No baby I know.. You are the black hoochamacalit.. The Hottest thing in the whole wide world yadda yadda yadda


Juicelle: I'm also the one who has dated Jason Kidd and Darren Sharper... I don't need this...




DeReign: (thinks for a moment) naw... Ill wait




Juicelle: Listen I have to go I'll be on set all day. Put a rest to this mess by tomorrow ok.



DeReign: I'm calling my publicist now.



Juicelle: Bye

[Chal™]

*p*

you let this chick talk to you like that?? You betta put that e-heffa in her place. Like she doing you a favor by e-dating you. whateverrrrr lol*

[ReignMan19]

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honestly this is how I believe conversations between Dwayne and Gabrielle really are...

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