He's Not Heavy - the 91/Damie edition

[Julie Art]

May 7, 2010 14:05:55 GMT -5 Chal™ said:

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Dang, Juicy. your hair got real short real quick. lol

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I didn't even notice that, I was looking more at facial expression! ROTFL!

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[Julie Art]

*reaches house and Calvin is waving smelling salt under my nose. I come to and temporaily forget where I am or what is going on. When I sit up and look out the window, I quickly remember when I see all the police, cameras, and flashing lights. I quickly jump out the car and run into the house, taking the flight of stairs three at a time. I run into the children's room and notice*



JA: My e-kids! My e-kids!

*I run and look under the beds as if they are playing a joke on me. When I realize that they are really gone, I run downstairs looking for the nanny*

JA: Rosa! Rosa!

*I find her sitting on the couch sobbing and talking to the police with my other e-kids at her feet crying to. I take a quick inventory and realize who is missing*

JA: Rosa! Who took DaHardaway and Aalyiah (that was AlphaMale's e-daughter)?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who took them?!?!?!?!?!

Rosa: (in between sobs) Miss JA, I no, I no, I no

JA: (interupts) oh what, now you know no Ingles!

*launches at Rosa*



*the police drag me off Rosa kicking and screaming. Calvin takes me upstairs where the my other kids follow behind and sit around me on the bed in my room as we all cry*

[Kyng of JDs]

LMAO at I no...

[DamieQue™]

*Damie has the driver pick up a disposable cell phone from the corner store while he waits in the back of a dark unmarked van with tinted windows. Driver returns and hands him the cell phone.*
Damie: Alright what's your number
Driver: 555-4293
Damie: Ok, I'm calling you so you have my number. *Dials number so driver has his number* if you need any clarification at all just call.
Driver: Ok
Damie: Do you remember the "Get" list?
Driver: Yes... a Playstation 3 and an XBox360 and a rack of games for both
Damie: What else?
Driver: Candy
Damie: Not just candy... but treats, get what's on the list... don't improvise... don't deviate
Driver: Ok got it
Damie: We're gonna need clothes too... you have the sizes right?
Driver: Yes
Damie: And what's our cover story if anyone asks?
Driver: That I'm buying them for my kids birthday
Damie: Alright don't be long - we have to get to the new location
Driver: Okay.

*Driver parks the car and goes into the mall and Damie waits in the van. The heat is sweltering but he doesn't dare jump up in the front seat to start the van to pump A/C or roll down any windows. He'll just have to wait it out.*

[DamieQue™]

Driver with a basket of new game consoles and games: Ok so what is the God of War III thing?
Floor Worker: Very popular game title.
Driver: Is it appropriate for kids?
FW: How old?
Driver: Anywhwere from 2 to 10 years old
FW: That's kind of a wide range
Driver: Well I have a couple of kids and they're not the same age
FW: Ok well in that case... it may not be appropriate for the younger one
Det Van Goren: Ummm... excuse me actually... actually it's probably not appropriate for either one
FW: Who are you?
DVG: Nobody - important *Flashes Detective Badge subtley, not so that it was obvious but that it could be seen* I just - just over heard your conversation I was standing right there *points to rack of mp3 players*
FW: Ok well whatever I'm in the middle of a sale
DVG: Do you - do you really want to buy this for them? It's - it's kind of violent don't you think?
Driver: Well they're big kids they'll be alright
DVG: Big kids... big kids... interesting
Driver: Wha - what do you mean
DVG: Nothing it's just that little girls don't usually like to play video games
Driver: I didn't - I didn't say I had little girls
DVG: No you didn't did you? Good obsesrvation... because if you had had 2 little girls, you would have said that they're big girls they'll be alright. Or if just had 2 boys, you would have said that they were big boys and they'll be alright... but... you didn't. You said - they're big kids.
Driver getting nervous: I don't know what you're getting at but -
DVG: Is there something to get at? I was just noting that you had a little boy and a little girl
Driver: Yeah well lot's of people do
DVG: lots of them wouldn't buy them violent video games...
Driver: And lots of them would
DVG: No... no not really
Driver: That's a matter of opinion
DVG: Actually it's a matter of fact that most seasoned parents... they do tend to check for parental labels for games
Driver: Well they don't all do it
DVG: Not parents like you
Driver pushing cart away: I don't have time for this
DVG: No no you certainly don't... just a friendly conversation - strange that it would make you - so - (pause) - uneasy
Driver: I'm just busy good day sir

*Driver makes a beeline to register far away from DVG and gets items rung up. He pays for them looking over his shoulder for DVG. DVG, watching him all along, waves and smiles like nothing is wrong.*

[DamieQue™]

*Driver beginning to get spooked calls Damie*
Damie: Are you finished yet?
Driver: There's a problem
Damie sits straight up: What? What problem?
Driver: There's a guy here asking a bunch of questions
Damie: Did you stick to the story?
Driver: yes... but he was persistent - it was like he knew
Damie: Ok - look - just go get the clothes and come back to the van and act like nothing happened. Can you do that for me? Go get the clothes and just come back. Alright?
*Driver looks over shoulder and sees DVG still looking, smiling, and waving*



Damie: Hey! Did you hear me?
Driver: Yeah yeah yeah I got you
Damie: What are you doing?
Driver: He's still looking
Damie: He's looking at you look back at him on the phone?
Driver: Yes
Damie: Stop looking at him now. I want you to hang up the phone but before you do, this is what you're going to do for the rest of the time in the store. You don't look around. You look straight ahead. Do you understand?
Driver: Yes
Damie: You concentrate on whatever's in front of you, a little to the left, and a little to the right - nothing else... you got it?
Driver: Got it
Damie: Now... I want you to hang up the phone, but I don't want anyone else to know you've hung up do you understand?
Driver: yes
Damie: So you hang up subtlely and pretend that you are still on and listening to someone. Do you understand?
Driver: Yes
Damie: Repeat it back to me
Driver: Look straight ahead, not around. I can look a little to the left or the right. When I hang up I but act like I'm still on
Damie: Alright do it.

*Driver ends call subtley but pretends to be listening and talking with someone on the line. Walks to the entry point of Best Buy and past DVG without looking at him, but DVG continues to observe him. Walks out after him, but many many yards behind*

[DamieQue™]

*Driver stops at store for apparel carefully following Damie's instructions. Looking ahead and not back and faking like he was on the phone. He begins grabbing items but later finds most of them aren't on the list. He's nervous. He has to calm down, but he also needs to look like he's shopping. So he's picking up items, and placing them back - like he was window shopping. After awhile, he doesn't see DVG in his periphery at all,and he begins to calm a little bit and is able to settle his nerves. He folds up phone and puts it away.*

Driver: Ok Osh-Kosh Coverall for girl and jeans and t-shirts for boy - where would this be at?
DVG: Actually that would be the other side of the store
Driver is startled: The hell? How did you you - (stops)
DVG: Over there... what you're looking for is over there
Driver: Thanks I know what I'm looking for
DVG: It doesn't seem like it.... (pause) in fact it almost seems like your first time children shopping
Driver: What it seems like doesn't matter - good day sir *tries to hurry away*
DVG: Funny how what it seems like - often turns out to be what it is
Driver: If you say so *Keeps going to register and purchases items and leaves hastily*

[DamieQue™]

*Damie is dying from the heat. What is taking the Driver so long? Did he get captured? Damie finally picks up the phone and calls*
Damie: Hello? What? He followed you? No. No. Stay calm. Walk slowly. Here's what I want you to do - can you hear me? Are you with me? Ok... this is what you do. You stop by Orange Julius do you hear me? You stop by Orange Julius and you get a strawberry smoothie. Do you hear? Huh? No... get a large. But don't drink it... it's just for show. It's to show that you're calm in case he's still watching alright? Let me know when you get to the Orange Julius..........................
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........................... are you there? Ok get the large strawberry smoothie. Got it? Alright now walk a quick circle in the area that you are... go like 50 feet, turn to your left act like you like something in the store and then turn left again and start walking back to the OJ. Ask for more napkins, then turn left again and head back again. When you walk that loop you'll see if anyone's following you - got it?

Okay... let me know when you've down that.............................
........................... alright... now ask for the napkins... good. Now come back around and head for the exit. Do you see anyone? Good. Now here's what's going to happen. I'm going to put on my sunglasses and hat, and I'm going to start the van and come get you. But I'm going to pick you up going down the aisle. Don't stop at the curb, act like you're walking to a car that's parked and I'll come and get you. Got it? Good. I'm moving now. You know where you parked so there's no need to look in my direction just keep heading straight. Aight... I see you coming out. I'm coming up behind you in the next row over. Cross in between cars and get in.

[DamieQue™]

*91 drives the concierge to the grocery store in disguise*
91: Just as we discussed right?
Concy: Got it. I'll only be a moment

*As she is waiting for the concierge to grab the food. She receives a text from Damie.*
91 - just plug in these coordinates to your GPS and you'll get the new locale. I'm already here setting up shop. Call when you get close
~Damie
91: Seems easy enough, don't know why he didn't just send an address *begins punching numbers*
Concy returns to the car with bags of groceries: We should be good to go, let me just put these in the back and we can leave
91: Don't worry, I wasn't going to break a nail helping you *91 adjusts her shades and gets ready to drive. Concy puts bags in and hops in passenger seat. And 91 begins to drive. The location is a remote one as she expected. They drive for half an hour before they begin to get close. 91 does not like the look of the neighborhood*
91: What kind of Country Fried Hood is this area?
Concy: I don't understand what you mean
91: This looks like where rural gang bangers are initiated into the Children of the Corn
Concy: Ma'am we had to go to the next safest spot, I think you'll be pleased
91: you thought THIS would please ME?



91: No wonder that Negus didn't give me an address... he knew I'd never come out this way if I knew out this way is where we were coming
Concy: Ma'am the house is just a front please come inside. *Look of horror and shock comes over 91's face as Concey drops some grocery bags to help take inside* Come.
*The Concierge leads 91 through the front door and down steps that lead to a tunnel to much more luxious house hidden behind the trees almost completely separated from the rashackle front except for the tunnel.



The kids have slightly sad looks on their faces but they try to forget their trauma for now with video games, new clothes, and ice cream. Damie comes around the corner. *
Damie: Oh yeah made it... I told you to call me when you got close
91: I got distracted
Damie: yeah I bet. We probably moved just in time. I think the Driver ran into Det. Van Goren at the store
91: Did he suspect anything? Did he follow us here?
Damie: No... we were lucky this time... we've given ourselves some breathing room - not alot, but some. But we still have to act quickly *Walks with 91 away from the earshot of the e-kids* We need to get started on your plan
91: I couldn't find anything on how to google Chal... is just isn't there
Damie: Then how are we -
91: I have my old connects doing it the old fashion way... let's just say it involves using chalk to mark an X on a certain side of a certain post office box


Damie: Right - kind X-File - ish but I guess it works
91: And it will. I'll meet her at the designated spot soon enough
Damie: No not soon enough - do it yesterday. Juicy has unlimited resources at her disposal and she won't spare any expenses to get her e-kids back. You have to hurry
91: I will... I will...

[Julie Art]

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL with these pictures! Will pick up tomorrow.


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[Julie Art]

*pulls out all the juice I got to put out an APB, AMBER Alert, the works. I go on TV and have this running on every station*

Someone has e-stolen two of my children why I was at my newest e-movie premier. Little children stolen in their sleep. I--I-I don't know if their scared, cold, hungray, what. I am offering a $500,000 reward to anyone who has the where abouts or can bring me back my e-kids, safe.

*turns to leave then turns back around*

And if this is a ploy to whoever stole my e-kids, yeah I know you watching, to get back at me? I am a force you DON'T won't to be wrecking with!

*gives the serious face*

[Julie Art]

*leaves studio and meet up with two of my Federalli contacts.

Alright ya'll, we gotta get my kids back, let's do this ish!

[Chal™]

As Julie and her squad straps up, her cell phone rings. The caller id reads *UNKNOWN*



Julie looks at the phone confused. Her doorbell rings. She opens the door and finds the kids from next door standing on her doorstep.



Julie: Can I help you?

Kid 1: The nice lady gave us $20 to bring you this. *hands Julie an envelope*

Julie: What nice lady?

Kid 2: The one right over there. *turns and points* Well, she was right over there. Later, Ms. Art. *runs off*

Julie opens the envelope and pulls out a slip of paper.



Julie: *to herself* Oh, I HATE word finds. Spanish. Do I LOOK like I speak Spanish. Oh, wait, there was that one role I had..... ok, Spanish for pink. Spanish for pink. Azul? No that's blue. Verde!!! No, that means green. It starts with an R. Rojo? No, Rosa!!!! Rosa is pink. Object in middle of face..... the nose, duh. ok, i found Rosa and nose. *looks @ next clue* Who. This is easy. *pauses* Wait a minute!!!! rosa....nose.....who. rosa......nose...... OMG ROSA KNOWS WHO!!!!!! I GOTTA FINISH THIS PUZZLE!!!!!!!

[Julie Art]

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iDIED!!!!!!! especially with the youtube whisper, lol! and the puzzle, buahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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[DamieQue™]

*It's been a few days now, in OO time, it's been weeks, and 91 still hasn't come up with a viable plan/plot/script/scenario to save her e-daughter. Damie is frustrated. He will not sit idly by while Juicy beefs up security and pours money into the search effort for her e-kids. He must go get the rest of his e-kids now.*

Damie: Hey 91 I'll be back I need to take a drive
91: Excuse me?
Damie: A drive. I need to take one. I'm leaving. I'll be back in about 30 minutes.
91: Damie in case you have forgotten we are off the grid
Damie: I know...
91: That means that we don't take frivilous trips and outings - we don't go to the restaurant or the movies - we do only what we need to survive
Damie: I'm doing reconaissance... just cause you're not interested in finding your e-progeny doesn't mean I am also
91 pauses in between eating bon bons: Damie that's not fair
Damie: What?
91: That's not fair. You know the block is hot right now. I've had to lay low.
Damie: If you lay any lower you're going to be doing "limbo"
91 throws bon bons at Damie: You think I want this???



*Long Awkward pause*
Damie: Between you and me, we both know when I leave here you're gonna go pick up those bon bons
91: I might
Damie: No you will
91: If I do what's it to you?
Damie: Look I'm going for a drive
91: Fine. Go. Blow our cover... we only have everything in the world to lose
Damie: Yeah right... you think while I'm gone though that maybe you might come up with some sort of plan to get your e-daughter back, maybe a flow chart, or a free body diagram... you got a laptop you could even do it in power point
*91 turns her back and flips Damie the bird while she clicks on the Guide to see what's on cable*
Damie: Love you too Sis *Damie goes to custome room and dons a disguise. Heads to passageway *

*Damie continues driving trying to think, how can he pull this off. Juicy's security was already fairly tight before... now it's going to damn near impenetrable. Damie contemplates several different scenarios only to look up and realize he is veered off course and slams on the brakes, but not before hitting a pedestrian.*

[DamieQue™]

Damie: Oh no, Oh no... please don't let this be happening. *Damie runs out of the car to the fallen pedestrian. *


Damie: *thinking to himself - OMG is this Sapphy* Ma'am are you okay?
Sapphy: Assata Shakur
Damie: Huh?
Sapphy: Cindy McCain
Damie: What are you - what are you saying?
Sapphy: Harry and the Hendersons
Damie looking at her curiously: Did you hit your head?
Sapphy: Fame
Damie continues to stare: You're... you're hooked on performance enhancing threads aren't you? You're feenin'
Sapphy: I may make fluff posts but I have never abandoned my beloved OO. *Sapphy begins to get the shakes*
Damie: Oh hell... look get in the car, we gotta get you something to eat... you're starting to detox
Sapphy: I hate a V8 so I dunno.
Damie: Wow this is really a bad addiction *Damie helps her into e-car and begins programming GPS to locate nearest restaurant. The clostest thing is a French Toast House on 2nd and Tollhouse*
Damie: Aight we're gonna get you squared away
Sapphy: Ricki Lake
*Damie begins driving while Sapphy continues to ramble on with Performance Enhancement Thread withdrawl. Damie calls 91 and reminds himself not to use her name on the phone while Sapphy is in car. But 91 doesn't answer so he leaves VM*

Damie: Hey it's me, look I'm going to be a little bit longer than I said - gotta take care of something. I'll see you all in a little while.
*Damie hangs up and walks into the French Toast House, it's a relatively new establishment, fairly empty right now. Good for Damie. Attention is NOT what he needs right now. Just needs to get Sapphy some food so she can make her way out of this Performance Enhancing Thread withdrawl. He asks for a booth in the back, and he and Sapphy are seated.*

[Julie Art]

* lol! Give me a second and I'll follow up*

[DamieQue™]

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It's all good Juicy. Someone else actually needs to be followin up with this whole restaurant thing and she knows who she is. Again. The stage is set shawty. Get in.
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[Chal™]

*Meanwhile, Chal arrives at the safe house. She goes inside and sees 91curled up on the couch eating bon bons. *

Chal: Hey

91: *jumps* I didn’t hear you come in.

Chal: Where’s Damie? It’s time to move forward.

91: That fool left. I told him we were suppose to be laying low. You know you can’t tell him nothing.

Chal: *deep breath* Call him and tell him to get here NOW!

91: *picks up her phone* Oh, wait, I’ve got a message.

Damie: Hey it's me, look I'm going to be a little bit longer than I said - gotta take care of something. I'll see you all in a little while.

91: Uh, he’s gonna be a minute.

Chal: Does he think this is a game? *the kids zoom pass* WTF?? Where did these e-kids come from? Are those Juicy’s missing e-kids?

91: *nods* Yup

Chal: WTH are they doing HERE? 91, what are you and Damie doing?

91: Whoa, not ME and Damie. Just Damie. I don’t want the lil e-monsters here any more than you do. They getting on my nerves.

Chal: I don’t believe this. I’m going to make some calls. Get their things together. They’re going home.

91: Oh no. Don’t put me in this. You need to wait for Damie.

Chal: *side eye* Do I LOOK like I care about what Damie has to say about this? Just get their stuff. I’ll be right back.

*Chal walks off to the side and makes a few phone calls. She returns to help 91 pack up the kid’s belongings. 15 minutes a black SUV pulls up.*

Chal: Take them to the decoy house over on Pledge Ave. Her main house will be crawling with cops and agents. Make the call from the prepaid phone once you’re out of the neighborhood. Don’t let anyone see you.

Driver: What if there are people out and about?

Chal: Tec has the house under surveillance. He’ll call you with a different set of instructions if it isn’t clear. Call me when it’s done.

Driver: You got it.

*The kids are loaded into the truck and the driver leaves. Chal turns to 91.*

Chal: Alright, spill it.

91: Spill what?

Chal: What’s Damie up to? Why’d he take the kids?

91: Like I’m really gonna talk to you.

*Chal hands 91 a photo.*



Chal: I’m gonna ask you again. What is Damie up to, and why did he take the kids?

91: When was this picture taken? Where is she? Why are you doing this?

Chal: Oh, YOU have questions, but you can’t answer mine? *snatches picture* Bye, 91. Call me when you’re ready to talk. *turns to walk away*

91: WAIT!!!!! Chal. This is my baby we’re talking about. Don’t you understand a mother’s love for her e-child?

Chal: Nope. Never could stand the lil e-bastards myself.

91: Is she ok?

Chal: For now.

91: Can you keep her safe?

Chal: If I am so inclined.

91: *sighs* Ok. It’s like this……

[DJ Firecracker]

DJ: Welcome to the French Toast House. What the french, toast?
Sapphy: Jenny Jones!
Damie: Actually, we'll order from the Original All American AM Menu. I'll have the #2 Cheesy Pork Omlete with a side of Sausage Nuggets...
Sapphy: Oprah? No, no... I'll have Blackplanet!
Damie: She'll have the powdered toast with extra syrup... I'm talkin diabetic coma.
DJ; Riiiiight *eyes a woman in a trench coat at the bar* I'll be back with your decaf sir.
Damie eyes the waitress as she walks behind the counter to pour his coffee.
Damie: What does the waitress know and who is this person. Is she with Det Van Goren? This is a set up!!!!
Sapphy pants: I... cant... breathe...... I need....
Damie: Take this and shut up for a second so I can think!
Damie tosses Sapphy some sugar packets and reaches for his wallet while keeping an eye on the waitress and the mystery lady at the counter.
DJ: Your coffee... sir.
DJ sets Damie's coffee on the table and puts a large plate with 1 slice of french toast drowned in syrup on it in front of Sapphy.
Damie: Can we get this to go please? We're in a rush.
DJ: Sure, you can visit our other location at 485 Wood Lane in Hazerville for our dinner specials. The hostess is anxiously expecting you. Enjoy your appetizer.
DJ hands Damie a napkin that says "GET OUT" while Sapphy dives into the plate without utensils.
Sapphy chants with a mouth full of food: Springer, Springer, Springer, Springer....

Damie: What the...
Damie notices a card sticking out from under Sapphy's plate and reaches out to get it.
Sapphy: I WILL CUT YOUR BLACK...
Damie: Sure you will! Chill, there's something under your plate.
Dame slyly texts 91 under the table without anyone noticing: Change of plans, I'm on my way. No longer under the radar! He quickly gathers Sapphy's belongings after looking at the business card under her plate: Det. Hummy Jones.
Damie: Finish that last bite, we need to leave now!!!

[Chal™]

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awwwww, that was soooooo cute. *big grin*
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[Julie Art]

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rotfl!

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*clearly not understanding all the sheningans, and thinking I need more then the Federalli, I decide to fall back on old family blood.*

JA: I know great great great great Grandma Lei Chein said for this side of the family to use the blood line only if neccessary, and it is! More then 4 generations have never called on our other half of the family Chein Woo, put it's time to make a family visit.

*makes a phone call, gets an address. Goes to discrete location. Gives two knocks and the door opens. I step in and see*



*Tae Lo Chein looks up at me*

JA: I'm sorry to disturb, but........

Tae: I know why you are here. You need help with getting your children. why didn't you come to us sooner?

JA: becasue of a promise made to....

Tae: I know of that promise. We are of the same blood, our hearts beat as one, our eyes are as one, did you not ever notice how slanted they are?

JA: Yes, but.....

Tae: Come, we will get our family back.

*Tae goes to head of the Woo Clan, Lee Tiger Woo, and is given permission, along with other relatives to help fight andd bring back my kids*



*as I watch, I think: whoever took them, I hope this was worth it cause it's about to get real serious!*

[Chal™]

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HAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE TAT MOVIE!!!

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[Julie Art]

That movie is the ish!

[DamieQue™]

*Leaves out with an incoherent Sapphy while hastily throwing money on the table for the food*

Damie: Keep the change *Damie begins to walks out holding Sapphy up with one arm and comes back* oh and by the way - them pork nuggets are bomb yo *leaves again*
Sapphy: Easy Rider
Damie: Shut up
Sapphy: The next person took spanish in school
Damie: You really have a performance enhancement thread problem... seriously I'm going to drop you off at rehab
Sapphy: I ain't scurred of Damie!
Damie shocked covers her mouth to prevent her from saying more: She knows who I am? How does she know? I'm disguised? I can't take the risk of her tipping off the authorities. She'll have to come back with me to the house and go into the Rick James Sex Dungeon™
*Throws Sapphy in the passenger seat of the car. Acts like he is putting on his seat belt while he chloroforms her with a handkerchief and knocks her out. Goes to the other side of the car gets in and drives away *
Damie: 91 is going to be pissed that I've blown our cover but I'll just have to deal with that later

*45 minutes later Damie returns to house*

91: What the @#$% is this?
Damie: Look I can explain
91: You can explain why Sapphy has been taken hostage? Okay go ahead - I'd definitely like to hear how YOU can explain Sapphy being taken hostage.
Damie: She recognized me
91 waits to hear more and realizing this is Damie's final answer she replies*
91: That's it?
Damie: Um yeah
91: That's your explanation?
Damie: For now? Probably
91: Are you completely out of your mind?
Damie: Not completely. Look 91 *Damie grunts a little while holding Sapphy in Heimlich type manuever as he drags her to the Rick James Sex Dungeon™* I got it all under control. The plan we were talking about - it's all still a go. We're green
91: Oh we're green are we?
Damie: Yes I did a risk assessment
91: Oh you did?
Damie: Yes in my mind
91: LOL Really
Damie: Yes just now
91: Oh ok...well then that makes eeeeeeeverything alright doesn't it?
Damie: *Thinks for a moment* um yeah, for me, pretty much *Damie hauls Sapphy down into the dungeon and shackles her to the wall and places water dish close enough to her that she can reach when she wakes up*
Damie comes back up stairs: Hey where are the e-kids are they outside? I didn't hear them in the house
91: Oh... yeah... the um... the e-kids right
Damie: Yes the E-KIDS where are they?
91: Well the thing is
Damie: You have got to be kidding me
91: No wait wait I can explain
Damie: Oh now YOU can explain?
91: Damie, Chal came and took them
Damie: How in the - 91 are you joking with me? Cause it isn't funny if you are
91: No I'm not Chal came and
Damie: Wait a minute how does Chal even know where we are? We moved so she wouldn't know
91: Well I had to make contact in order to get my e-kid back
Damie: And do you have her?
91: Well no...
Damie: So not only did you lose my e-kids you didn't even get my e-niece back?
91: Well, see, what had happened was...



*When 91 comes to she will find she is shackled on the opposite wall of Sapphy in the Sex Dungeon. Gag in mouth. Sound proof walls. No windows. No help coming.*

Damie thinks to self: Now I have to kidnap my e-kids from Chal, the rest of the e-kids from Juicy, and my e-niece from God only knows where. Just goes to show, if you want something done you have to do it yourself.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Chal™]

damn

[Sapphire]

Bump

[Chal™]

QQ'n

[Sapphire]

This thread is a hot mess! I ain't even know I was in it. LOL

I hate you for randomly quoting my meaningful quotes and contributions to the board.

And niccuh did you tie me up and leave me a water bowl like I'm felix that cat?!