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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 16:27:01 GMT -5
*stops the kissing*
So, you aren't here to take me back to whoever this Asian dude is? What is your real purpose for coming back?
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Post by Noble Work on Apr 22, 2010 16:28:53 GMT -5
Phirechyld is driving through the Hazerville neighborhood looking around and he spots Julie checking her mail. *pulls car to the curb* UMM YEA my damn car he jacked from meHello Ms. Art... No my bad, Hello Ms. Que, wait, that's not it, Hello Mrs. SmashAHo... *watches Julie's face grimace up* ...mies... What? Don't look at me like that. You did it, not me. And you can't blame me leaving for your actions. So you gonna invite me in or is this the part where you say, "Fukk you Phire and I get back and my car and go home?" |
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 16:29:52 GMT -5
Phirechyld is driving through the Hazerville neighborhood looking around and he spots Julie checking her mail. *pulls car to the curb* UMM YEA my damn car he jacked from meHello Ms. Art... No my bad, Hello Ms. Que, wait, that's not it, Hello Mrs. SmashAHo... *watches Julie's face grimace up* ...mies... What? Don't look at me like that. You did it, not me. And you can't blame me leaving for your actions. So you gonna invite me in or is this the part where you say, "Fukk you Phire and I get back and my car and go home?" ROTFL!n I"m getting to that! I'm gonna work in! |
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Post by PHIRECHYLD on Apr 22, 2010 16:34:29 GMT -5
*stops the kissing* So, you aren't here to take me back to whoever this Asian dude is? What is your real purpose for coming back? Wait... NO! I'm just coming back home to start over after my hiatus. Hazerville is where I grew up at. I met you here in college, why wouldn't I come back? And what reason would I have to kidnap you? Listen... Just let me put the head in and we can discuss this later. The condom is already on and i refuse to waste on. *slides up inside Julie before she can respond, instead she just gasps* |
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Post by Noble Work on Apr 22, 2010 16:38:26 GMT -5
(Just before the next stroke)
the doorbell rang
JA: Great, who is this?
dinnng donnnggg
JA: (presses intercom) yes who is it
Level: it's me Work
JA: Level?
Level: yea did you get my message? And why the hell is my car here?
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 22, 2010 16:39:48 GMT -5
*p*
Absolute riot LOL
*p*
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 16:42:35 GMT -5
(Just before the next stroke) the doorbell rang JA: Great, who is this? dinnng donnnggg JA: (presses intercom) yes who is it Level: it's me Work JA: Level? Level: yea did you get my message? And why the hell is my car here? *notices Phire gets a little nervous. With another stroke I shudder* Umm, umm, give me a second Work, just give me a second! *lets the intercom go and looks at Phire* I got to get that, he has my e-twins. *Phire doesn't let me go, and instead goes into action* |
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 22, 2010 16:42:47 GMT -5
*Chal sits in the car watching Phire enter the house. She smiles, but it quickly falls when Kyng pulls up and jumps off his motorcycle. Chal gets out the car and stops him before he gets to the door.* Kyng: Move, Chal. Chal: Kyng, wait. Kyng: Nah, you told her. She gotta die. Chal: KYNG!!!!! Just listen. I told her SOMETHING, but I didn't tell her the truth. Kyng: WTF you talking about, Chal? Chal:  Men. Come on, let's go somewhere else. We don't want her to come outside and find us out here. *Chal gets in her car and drives to a diner two blocks away. She and Kyng take a booth in the back by the noisy jukebox so no one can hear their conversation.* Kyng: Speak. Chal: I'm not a dog, Kyng. Kyng: Save it, Chal. You've compromised this mission. If you think for one minute that I'm gonna..... Chal: Kill dat shyt, Kyng. That's your problem. You so damn hotheaded. We've been here a long time, and you still aren't close enough to her. Time is running out, so I did what I had to do. Kyng: And what exactly was that? Chal: I told Julie that Phire was sent by the Shao Langs to kidnap her. Kyng: The who? Chal: It was the first thing to pop into my head. Either way, she believed me. Believed me enough to try to hire me to kill em. That's where you come in. I told her that my family and the Shao Langs had a truce so I couldn't do it. I told her we trained on the mountain. I never mentioned the frat. Kyng: So what does have to do with me? Chal: I told her you could do it. That way the trust she would have put in Phire goes to you. She won't believe a word he says. Kyng: Who cares about him? He's just one of her millions of e-ex-husbands. Chal: He knows about us. |
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Post by PHIRECHYLD on Apr 22, 2010 16:48:19 GMT -5
*looks at JA*
Shhhhhhhhh...
*looks out the window and sees Levelone outside waiting*
Phire: JA listen to me carefully. Go down stairs and open the door. Let him in. I'm going around back.
*watches JA go down stairs while Phire heads out the back door*
JA: Hey Work!!
Work: Why you half naked?
JA: Don't worry about that. Come on in.
*Meanwhile Phire is outside heading to Work's stolen car*
Work: *staring at JA's breast* Ummm... Why is my car over... *turns around and sees that the car is gone again* damn! How that happen?
JA: I didn't see anything. What are you talking about boy?!
Work: Nevermind.
*JA watches Work step off of her porch all sweaty*
JA: Wait!!
*Work turns around smiling.*
Work: You gonna invite me in.
JA: No. Take some water. It's hot out here.
*slams door*
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 16:53:02 GMT -5
*opens the door back up*
Just playing, come on in, where are my e-twins?
*Levelone hands me the car seat with one in it and he brings the other to the sofa*
What is this message you talking about you left?
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Post by Noble Work on Apr 22, 2010 17:08:34 GMT -5
*opens the door back up* Just playing, come on in, where are my e-twins? *Levelone hands me the car seat with one in it and he brings the other to the sofa* What is this message you talking about you left? Work: I was robbed JA: robbed? Work: yea, dude got my car and everything. He almost drove off with the twins still in it. JA: OMG are they yall alright? Work: yea we good, he was on some other shyt though. This knuckle head told me his name. JA: his name? what he say? Work: Phirechyld or some shyt like that. Listen can I clean up? Need a shower. JA:  Work: but yea I left you a message saying I needed your help. |
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Post by Oren Ishii on Apr 22, 2010 17:31:57 GMT -5
Meanwhile, at the Diner...
*chal receives a txt message*
Muse: Chal, I know you're behind this, and I'll deal with your Kung-Fu treachery later, but right now we need to make a pact. I need your help, and you know I know about your secret past.
Ready to deal?
*chal's eyes widen as she reads*
Chal: Alright - what's your offer?
Muse: Here's what I need you to do...*Muse lays out her plan in code*
You understand?
Chal: Got it. I'm on it...and I'll make sure he's safe.
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 22, 2010 17:35:13 GMT -5
Meanwhile, at the Diner...
*chal receives a txt message*
Muse: Chal, I know you're behind this, and I'll deal with your Kung-Fu treachery later, but right now we need to make a pact. I need your help, and you know I know about your secret past.
Ready to deal?
*chal's eyes widen as she reads*
Chal: Alright - what's your offer?
Muse: Here's what I need you to do...*Muse lays out her plan in code*
You understand?
Chal: Got it. I'm on it...and I'll make sure he's safe.
Chal: ...and for the record, it's not me.
Muse: yea, whatever.
Chal: Nah, for real. I like mssing with you, but it's fun and games for me. Whoever this is, they're for real. Gotta bounce. I'll check back later.
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 18:53:10 GMT -5
*opens the door back up* Just playing, come on in, where are my e-twins? *Levelone hands me the car seat with one in it and he brings the other to the sofa* What is this message you talking about you left? Work: I was robbed JA: robbed? Work: yea, dude got my car and everything. He almost drove off with the twins still in it. JA: OMG are they yall alright? Work: yea we good, he was on some other shyt though. This knuckle head told me his name. JA: his name? what he say? Work: Phirechyld or some shyt like that. Listen can I clean up? Need a shower. JA: Work: but yea I left you a message saying I needed your help. Um, yeah you know where the shower is. I didn't get the message. *goes and txt Phire that he needs to meet me later on* Why the hayle he stealing ish? With kids in the car too? *goes to look after the twins* |
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Post by PHIRECHYLD on Apr 23, 2010 9:09:31 GMT -5
It's 5:30 am and there are two shadowed figures standing at the Hazerville docks. Mystery Man: Took you long enough. I've been out here for damn near a hour waiting on you! Phirechyld: You still in one piece. Plus I had to make sure that you were not being watched. You know a small area like this will easily pick up on "unusual suspects". *Mystery Man hands Phirechyld what appears to be a chrome weapon* Mystery Man: I did exactly as you told me... *Phirechyld interrupts* Phirechyld: Still had to take extra precautions. Look once, but check twice. You know that. *receives briefcase* Mystery Man: Why are we meeting at the docks anyway? It's cold and foggy by the water. Why not somewhere more warm? Look at you all warm in your trenchcoat and gloves. Phirechyld: Is this the last of the information? Are you sure? Mystery Man: Positive. I've emptied the database myself and got everything you told me from her place. Phirechyld: Good. So how is that espionage thing going with the mob? Mystery Man: Huh? POP! *Mystery Man slumps over lifeless* Phirechyld: You've always been a loose end. We've known about you for quite some time now. POP! POP! *Phirechyld lifts the Mystery Man's head and make sure that the bullets went straight through" Good. *Opens up briefcase* Let's see what we got. *Phirechyld pulls out a ripped piece of a Chal's signature Versace Suit and places it in the Mystery Man's hand and clinches his fist tight* At least you are smart for one thing.... *Takes out two vials of Chal's DNA (saliva and hair) and places it on the Mystery Man* And one final piece... *Looks at Chal's discharged service pistol and throws it into the water* Now we straight. *Removes the remaining folder from the briefcase and walks back to the car* That should take care of Chal. *Opens up phone, exchanges chips for a secure line, and places a call* Hello? Yeah... It's done. I'm on my way back now. I'm going to email you the details and you send it out to media outlets. Yep. It's going to look like one big governmental cover up with Chal leading the way. Damie Que and D91 are already taken care of. It's going to look like Chal set them up too. Yeah... The paper trail is already finding its way to Chal's doorstep, Republican Headquarters, and to the DA's office. We just waiting on DamieQue and D91's trial date. That's if they keep their mouths shut long enough. If they don't then we go to plan B. Julie? She's not a problem. She eating out the palm of my hands already. I'm going to romance her, lay it down a few times, and continue this whole confused and scarred lover bit. She loves that drama and won't see it coming. Make sure the media outlets get this not now but right now. Sure. *hangs up the phone, drives to the airport and receives a 9am return to Hazerville flight ticket to cover tracks*  Ticket Counter Rep: Thank you Mr. Phirechyld, the plane will land soon and if you follow me I'll show you where to meet everyone that will be exiting the plane. I also have your carry on and look-a-like scheduled to meet you in the restroom. Phirechyld: You're a good man.
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 23, 2010 10:12:24 GMT -5
Love how this plots thickens!
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 23, 2010 10:32:19 GMT -5
*p*
I want to be apart of it but i have so much work to do i can't keep up
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 23, 2010 11:40:47 GMT -5
*P*
I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!! LOL!!!!
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 23, 2010 12:18:06 GMT -5
ROTFL! Chal is going down!
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Post by Noble Work on Apr 23, 2010 12:19:17 GMT -5
Work: I was robbed JA: robbed? Work: yea, dude got my car and everything. He almost drove off with the twins still in it. JA: OMG are they yall alright? Work: yea we good, he was on some other shyt though. This knuckle head told me his name. JA: his name? what he say? Work: Phirechyld or some shyt like that. Listen can I clean up? Need a shower. JA: Work: but yea I left you a message saying I needed your help. Um, yeah you know where the shower is. I didn't get the message. *goes and txt Phire that he needs to meet me later on* Why the hayle he stealing ish? With kids in the car too? *goes to look after the twins*  as work is getting out of the shower Work: O yea J, you might want to put a lil WD40 on your intercom speaker button. When you released it it may gave got stuck or something. I heard you say something like.... "I got to get that, he has my e-twins." No biggie, I can put a lil oil on it before I go. |
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 23, 2010 12:33:15 GMT -5
*p* Whew lawd ! *p*   Um, yeah, that will be great. Are you gonna press charges? |
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Post by Oren Ishii on Apr 23, 2010 12:39:50 GMT -5
*P*
I can't see the pic, but lemme guess what's going on w/the pic in Work's last post...
SMH
Y'all silly
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 23, 2010 12:43:28 GMT -5
ROTFL! Chal is going down! i know, right @ "work's" pic ooh Lawd!!!!!!! |
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Post by PHIRECHYLD on Apr 23, 2010 13:11:36 GMT -5
*P*
I just want you all to thank LEVELONE for making me feel real uncomfortable posting in this thread now. Thanks man. Now if you excuse me, I need to go hug a few women and double up on my P90X today.
Oh and I'm going to need all of y'all to post so we can get to page 5. I don't want to see THAT while trying to follow the storyline! LOL!
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 23, 2010 13:13:51 GMT -5
*p*
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*p*
*checks phone to see if Phire has responded. Has not, sends him anoter message stating we need to talk ASAP!*
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 23, 2010 13:55:50 GMT -5
*P*
LMBO @ PHIRECHYLD!!!!!!!
*P*
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Post by wambam89 on Apr 23, 2010 15:08:13 GMT -5
*ok here it goes* I pull up infront of the house  wam-Wow its even more beautiful then the pictures... Wam had just returned from the Juvenille detention center she had been in for the last 2 years. She was sent there by her adoptive parents because she was always setting things on Fire and they couldn't control her or her violent temper. The judge told them either go to juvenille detention or Jail... and they didn't want to send her to jail....so they thought the detention center would straighten her out... As she parked in the drive way she walked around to the mail boxes.. she looked to her left and then to her right.....This neighborhood is too quiet... She decided to take a walk around the neighborhood...she stopped in front of her next door neighbors drive way and noticed a whole bunch of broken up glass and what looked like left over food... wam-who would leave a mess like this...they gone have ants for days |
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 23, 2010 15:35:12 GMT -5
*p*
Yayayayayayayaya! exhalt!
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 23, 2010 15:53:17 GMT -5
*P*
WHOO HOO!!!!! GO WAMMY!!!!!!!!
EXALT!!!
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 23, 2010 15:58:29 GMT -5
*notices that Work is in the bathroom for a long time. Takes the twins out and put them on the floor so they can play*  |
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Men. Come on, let's go somewhere else. We don't want her to come outside and find us out here.
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Um, yeah, that will be great. Are you gonna press charges?