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Post by QueenOH on Apr 21, 2010 15:15:56 GMT -5
*p*
levelone is a dr for the mob not a judge
*p*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 21, 2010 15:17:12 GMT -5
*Unaware that Phire is cutting a deal for them the following conversation takes place in a holding cell*
Damie: *incredulous and unbelieiving* How did they find us?
91: Because of the loose ends that you didn't tie down
Damie: I tied down everything, they found the video in the wreckage of your house to confirm that we were dead - EVERYTHING went according to plan
91: then why are we here?
Damie: Because YOU wanted it all
91: I already HAD it all
Damie: yes "HAD"... you HAD it all past tense. Don't get cute with me. You were circling the drain long before I entered the picture
91: *with elitist indignation* My empire -
Damie: *finishes 91's sentence* was crumbling - did you forget that part? Did you forget what straits you were in when you came to me?
*91 looks away in disgust*
Damie: Did you forget about the debt on your balance sheets that you could only hide by shifting to dummy corporations?
91: The fault wasn't with the plan - it was with the project manager *eyes Damie angrily* - you said you could pull it off
Damie: And I did. I acquired the companies. I shifted the debt. Paid people in high places, BeChazzled the people that wouldn't take bribes, kept some people in the dark, put some people in the spotlight. I did my part.
91: I should have just done this on my own.
Damie: I shouldn't have gotten involved. Do you know what danger we're in? Suckering Hazerville into investing into a derivative product that was designed to fail all while betting against it? Textbook manuever right out of Goldman Sachs play book. Right all the way down to getting caught.
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 21, 2010 15:19:02 GMT -5
Well, I've been e-married and e-divorced to Akbar, Kaos, AlphaMale, and Damie. I have an e-son with Kaos, an e-daughter with AlphaMale, an e-daughter and e-son with Damie, and twin e-boys with Work/Levelone. Also, the e-child that my family made me give up for e-adoption when I was 16 has come back into my life, Kyng. *p* "I Get Around" by DU is going to be playing in my head fo rthe rest of the afternoon. I swear! *p* LOL! |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 21, 2010 15:20:38 GMT -5
Damie: When it's revealed what you've done, when they realize their entire investment is gone, when they start losing their e-houses...
91: What I've done? No Damie - what YOU'VE done. As you said - YOU executed the plan
*Damie glares angrily at 91 as she begins to spin her own narrative*
91: The transactions, the acquisitions, all you. Perhaps I was a negligent owner, but how much jail time can I get for that? Sure I was with you at the paradise island... but that was only to obscure the prying eyes of the paparazzi after the house explosion... I was out of town... how could I know that people thought I was dead
Damie: *Stammers* You wouldn't
91: Won't I?
Damie: You won't get away with this
91: *Laughs dryly*Again... won't I?
Damie: I'll tell
91: And I'll deny... you have no proof
Damie: *Tries to defuse the situation* Wait, wait... 91 don't do this - look we can -
*Guard enters the room and conversation ends. Damie resolves to turn state's evidence and cut himself a deal before 91 dimes hims out*
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 21, 2010 15:21:21 GMT -5
*p*
I'm sooooo loving this right now!
*p*
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Post by PHIRECHYLD on Apr 21, 2010 15:35:26 GMT -5
*p* levelone is a dr for the mob not a judge *p* *Pause* Hey-Hey-Hey! I'm working this storyline and you ruining it with your random "technically" comments nilguh!  Black folks!! *Play* I forgot what I came here to post... *shakes fist angrily at QueenOh*  |
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Post by Det. Van Goren on Apr 21, 2010 15:43:12 GMT -5
*Det. Van Goren comes into room*
Det. Van Goren: Dam... DamieQue - did I say that right? DamieQue? *Opens bulging folder* there's uh... (pause) there's a lot of evidence here in this folder *leafs through a few hundred pages* Alot of evidence of alot of crime, and I think the person responsible for it (pause) well, they could expect a lot of jail time.
Damie: We don't know what you're talking about *glares at 91 to send his message*
Det Van Goren: Don't know what I'm talking about (pause) that's interesting
(pause)
Det Van Goren: Is that - (pause) is that your plan?
Damie: We don't need a plan
Det Van Goren: You keep saying "we" - you did it just a second ago and you're doing it now (pause) interesting
Damie: There's nothing interesting about it
Det Van Goren: Well it's just that I never mentioned that she was in trouble...
...I came to you, and I - spoke to... you. You Damie. Remember how I was pronouncing your name... But you keep saying "we"
Damie: We got arrested at the same time so I thought that
Det Van Goren: that what? That you were being charged with the same charges?
*Damie sits silently afraid to be trapped in Det. Van Goren's all knowing police detective theorizing*
I would think you'd be more protective of your sister
*Damie gives crazed look, and 91 looks up stupified as well*
Det Van Goren: Oh... you didn't... you didn't know that did you. Yes... yes... see in these documents *flips through pages* ah yes there it is... when we thought... you were dead we had to notify next of kin. It took a little bit of doing by we eventually pieced together that you... are
in fact...
brother and sister...
...(pause) I hope you all didn't do anything... that you might regret while on your eh... vacation
*Damie and 91 both demand to see the papers proving this*
Damie: That can't be
91: That's not true... it can't be - show me the paper
Det Van Goren: Oh it's true... it's all true... no reason for me to lie
...and it's also true that somebody is going to jail. (Pause) Anyway sorry for the impromptu visit... we'll talk more stateside right? *chuckles* right.
*Det Van Goren leaves whispering to the guard*
I've shaken them up pretty good, they should be ready to talk by the time they get back on Hazerville soil. Keep an eye on them... and don't let them sleep much. Want to make sure they worn down when I talk with them again.
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 21, 2010 15:45:04 GMT -5
Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 21, 2010 15:54:52 GMT -5
*has driver to take me back to my house. I don't forget what Chal said about Queen and her two faced ways*
I'm sure she will find a way to twist this story. I'm surprised it hasn't already hit the newstands about Phire being back and her twisting me into it some how.
*tries Levelone again and leaves another message. Goes upstairs and greeted by 4 of my 6 e-kids. Levelone still has the e-twins. We all go downstairs to eat. Notice Damie's two e-kids still being down about their e-Dad's death. I pull them to the side*
Look Hardaway and AKAQue, I know it's hard on you right now about your dad being gone. But time heals all wounds. He is still with you, in your hearts (points to their chests. AKAQue leans in to me and start crying. Hardaway looks away trying to be strong. I pull him in too and hug them both for a long while*
*p*
For continuity Damie, I don't know you still alive, lol!
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 21, 2010 16:16:55 GMT -5
*Chal gets back to the house and finds Queen in the den looking under the couch.*
Chal: Still can’t find it?
Queen: No, I KNOW I had earlier.
Chal: Happy hunting. I’m going to get some juice. Want some?
Queen: Nah. I’m gonna go check the bathroom. I’d hate to have to buy a new phone.
*Chal heads into the kitchen. She gets a glass out the cabinet and makes herself a glass of Simply Rasp. Lemonade ( ;D ). *
Chal: Yo, Queen!!!! C’mere for a second!!!
*Queen comes into the kitchen*
Queen: What’s up?
Chal: Did you eat or drink anything earlier?
Queen: Yea, I drank the last of Kyng’s Limeade. Why?
Chal: (tosses Queen her phone) This was in the cabinet. I saw it when I grabbed a glass.
Queen: (looks @ Chal strangely) I wonder how it got there.
Chal: Maybe you sat it there so you could jump down off the counter. I TOLD Kyng we needed to get you a stepping stool. (exits the kitchen laughing)
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 21, 2010 16:22:47 GMT -5
*Queen thinks to herself*
"That CHICK had my phone and she called me short!!!"
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 21, 2010 16:26:19 GMT -5
*P* Prove it *P* |
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 21, 2010 16:50:15 GMT -5
*after comforting AKAQue and DaHardaway, we both go to the table to eat what is prepared. Glad the chef got my warning about cooking food my e-kids won't eat. He even put apple juice in wine glasses. Good.*  *while they are eating a txt Chal to meet me at my place* |
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 21, 2010 17:08:21 GMT -5
*P*
I'l be there after Ja's football game. lol Go RAMS!!!! lol
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 9:40:27 GMT -5
*still waiting on Chal to visit me*
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 22, 2010 10:44:01 GMT -5
*Chal arrives @ Julie's place*
Chal: You wanted to see me?
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 10:54:47 GMT -5
Yes, have you found out any information on who Phire is working for, and why this dude is obsessed with me? Also, where is Levelone? I need to get the twins back.
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 22, 2010 10:58:38 GMT -5
Yea, he's working for the leader of the Shoa Langs. The guys name is Lin Chow. Apparently, you look like his ex-wife who ran off with his brother.
I haven't seen or heard from Work in a minute. I'll put somebody on it.
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 10:59:27 GMT -5
Yea, he's working for the leader of the Shoa Langs. The guys name is Lin Chow. Apparently, you look like his ex-wife who ran off with his brother. I haven't seen or heard from Work in a minute. I'll put somebody on it. I'm not Asian!!!!! How much to take this dude out? Better yet, for me to meet with him so he will know I'm NOT his ex-wife. |
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 22, 2010 11:05:38 GMT -5
*Queen has followed Chal to Julie's house but has no way of getting inside since Julie gave her picture to the guards at the gate weeks earlier*
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 22, 2010 11:18:33 GMT -5
Julie: I'm not Asian!!!!! How much to take this dude out?
Chal: *sighs* It would be a very high price, but I'm afraid I can not be involved.
Julie: What?!? Why not?!?!
Chal: It would violate the peace agreement between our families. The treaty has been in place for over a hundred years. I can not be the one to bring ruin to our legacy.
Julie: So I'm stuck hiding for the rest of my life? Hell no!!!
Chal: Jules, calm down.
Julie: Calm down!?!?!?
Chal: Yes. Calm down. There's something I need to tell you. There is one other person here in Hazerville that can get the job done.
Julie: Really? Who? How much will it cost me?
Chal: For you, I'm pretty sure he'll do it for nothing.
Julie: *rolls eyes* Don't tell me it's another obsessed fan.
Chal: No, Jules. He's your son.
Julie: My son? Kyng? But he....why.... how?
Chal: I met Kyng many moons ago when he came to my mountain for special training. He confided in me. Told me about his past. He wanted to meet his mother. That's why I "moved" here. I tracked you down. Julie, I brought Kyng to Hazerville.
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Post by PHIRECHYLD on Apr 22, 2010 15:26:43 GMT -5
Phirechyld is driving through the Hazerville neighborhood looking around and he spots Julie checking her mail.
*pulls car to the curb*
Hello Ms. Art... No my bad, Hello Ms. Que, wait, that's not it, Hello Mrs. SmashAHo...
*watches Julie's face grimace up*
...mies...
What? Don't look at me like that. You did it, not me. And you can't blame me leaving for your actions.
So you gonna invite me in or is this the part where you say, "Fukk you Phire and I get back and my car and go home?"
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Apr 22, 2010 15:30:08 GMT -5
*picks up phone and dials Chal* Chal: Yeah? Kyng: I have a loose end. I can’t tie it because the sparrow is flying. Chal: Hmmm. Okay. But you need to handle something for me. It involves Julie. Kyng: I told you when we first got here, I will decide the time and place. I’m not sure that we should take that course. Chal: She knows about us. Kyng:*looks at phone* da phuck? Chal: I told her that we trained together in the Fraternity of Assassins on the mountain. Kyng: did you forget the oath of secrecy we took? Why are you telling a mark about the fraternity unless… Chal: Gotta go. Oh and I’ll tie your loose end too. Kyng: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *click* *Kyng grabs some essential equipment*  *hops on his ride*  *and speeds off to Julie’s hoping he can get there in time* |
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 15:58:27 GMT -5
Julie: I'm not Asian!!!!! How much to take this dude out? Chal: *sighs* It would be a very high price, but I'm afraid I can not be involved. Julie: What?!? Why not?!?! Chal: It would violate the peace agreement between our families. The treaty has been in place for over a hundred years. I can not be the one to bring ruin to our legacy. Julie: So I'm stuck hiding for the rest of my life? Hell no!!! Chal: Jules, calm down. Julie: Calm down!?!?!? Chal: Yes. Calm down. There's something I need to tell you. There is one other person here in Hazerville that can get the job done. Julie: Really? Who? How much will it cost me? Chal: For you, I'm pretty sure he'll do it for nothing. Julie: *rolls eyes* Don't tell me it's another obsessed fan. Chal: No, Jules. He's your son. Julie: My son? Kyng? But he....why.... how? Chal: I met Kyng many moons ago when he came to my mountain for special training. He confided in me. Told me about his past. He wanted to meet his mother. That's why I "moved" here. I tracked you down. Julie, I brought Kyng to Hazerville. Time for you to go Chal! *escorts Chal out and gets my mail after I see she is gone* |
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 15:59:34 GMT -5
Phirechyld is driving through the Hazerville neighborhood looking around and he spots Julie checking her mail. *pulls car to the curb* Hello Ms. Art... No my bad, Hello Ms. Que, wait, that's not it, Hello Mrs. SmashAHo... *watches Julie's face grimace up* ...mies... What? Don't look at me like that. You did it, not me. And you can't blame me leaving for your actions. So you gonna invite me in or is this the part where you say, "Fukk you Phire and I get back and my car and go home?"  What you want to come in for? (thinks what Chal said). You know what? Do come in. I just finished feeding my e-children. Are you hungry? *leads Phire inside* |
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Post by PHIRECHYLD on Apr 22, 2010 16:08:24 GMT -5
*leaning against car and smiling*
Nah, I'm not really hungry yet... Maybe we can rain check that, but I will come in.
*walks in and sees 3 children sitting on the couch watching tv and they all look up in unison*
ARE YOU MY DADDYYY???
*laughing to self*
Nah, I'm straight.
Anyway, Julie how's everything?
Julie: Fine. What you want? Listen Phire, I don't have time to... *Phire cuts her off*
Phire: Listen Julie, I just want to spend some time with you. I was wrong for the other day and I apologize. It was immature and I just wanted to let you know that. Are we good?
*Phire extends hand*
Jule: Sure, we cool
*Julie reaches out and grabs Phire's hand to shake it, but Phire pulls her in closer*
Phire: Come here...
Julie: Huh?
Phire: Why you playing? I know what the other day was about, so let's be real...
*Picks Julie up and carries her upstairs*
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 16:15:06 GMT -5
*as Phire is carring me upstairs, I ask the nanny to take the kids out to the park somewhere. She rounds up the kids and leave and Phire finds his way to my bedroom and closes the door. He gently puts me on the bed and starts pulling at my pants. I grab his hands*
Phire, what is this I'm hearing about this guy you trained with who sent you here to kidnap me cause he think I'm his ex-wife?
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 22, 2010 16:15:23 GMT -5
*p*
Another Juicy baby coming right up
*p*
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 22, 2010 16:17:01 GMT -5
*p*
Another Juicy baby coming right up
*p* I.....can't.....e-stand....you! |
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Post by PHIRECHYLD on Apr 22, 2010 16:22:44 GMT -5
*looks Julie in the eye*
Do you really want to talk about this?
Julie: Yes
*sits on the edge of the bed*
I know you've been hearing rumors and they are only half truth. Yes, I'm tied to the mob, but am I here to "get you"? No. What do you have that I could possibly want? To take a mother away from her kids?
*grabs Julie by the hand*
Come on Jules, that's not the type of guy I am at all.
*pauses*
Wait...
If you don't want me here then I can leave.
*Gets up and walks to the door*
Julie: Phire wait!
Phire: Yes.
Julie: Come back. Don't leave again.
*Phire comes back to the bed and Julie straddles him*
Phire: Hold up.
*Julie looks at Phire*
Julie: Oh yeah...
*Julie grabs a condom*
Phire: Bring the whole box. We gonna be here for awhile.
*Phire picks Julie up and wraps her legs around his waist and they begin kissing*
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What you want to come in for? (thinks what Chal said). You know what? Do come in. I just finished feeding my e-children. Are you hungry?