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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Feb 10, 2010 21:47:04 GMT -5
no, not Hermes as in a name brand...Hamas, as in the terrorist organization whew...THANK YOU LEJA!! |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Feb 10, 2010 21:48:55 GMT -5
man, lemme think about this. Ok, ya'll choose. Which story ya'll wanna hear? Door #1: Post Long Island Iced Tea Shenannigansfeat. Damie Door #2: Wii Carnival Splack Contest feat. Quiet, Alc (and cameo by Reign) Door #3: Leja Makes Stranger Cry feat. Reign et al. Door #4: Don't Make Me Kick You! feat. Queen and Blac (cameos by Quiet, Alc, SigmaMason, Blu, Katholic, Radiant et al.) Door #5: Feed Me a Sterotype feat. Outtie and Can Door #6: Now watch me yuuuuule feat. Frozen + Erria crew et al. (Priss, Damie, Sapphy, Dream, Melo, BKPearl) Door #7: Stick! Stick! Stick! Stick! feat. ReignDoor #8: Can You Hear Me Now? feat. Logakal Door #9: Yeah, I eat Fish... feat. Kryptik Door #10: No, the NEXT Stop feat. BigJKT (geez, I travel a LOT) |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 10, 2010 22:46:21 GMT -5
BStrugg getting bit by a nigguh wearing a Hammas (sp?) scarf. Damie jumpin like Kriss Kross when "Jump Jump" came on. |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Feb 10, 2010 22:54:39 GMT -5
BStrugg getting bit by a nigguh wearing a Hammas (sp?) scarf. Damie jumpin like Kriss Kross when "Jump Jump" came on. ROFLMAO!!!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! It was the BioEngineer major that tried to drug me! AND EVERYONE is short compared to yo 8'14'' self!!!!!!!!! We had SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun!!!! And for the record...Damie can dance his ASS off!!! If we had room Damie, we coulda had a Breakin Battle nigguh!! |
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Post by 123Diva on Feb 10, 2010 22:59:50 GMT -5
no, not Hermes as in a name brand...Hamas, as in the terrorist organization Turns out I was right. |
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 10, 2010 23:20:51 GMT -5
I've been spell checked by Reading ReignBow. God, why has thou forsaken me??? i laughed until tears fell from my eyes |
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 10, 2010 23:22:34 GMT -5
lol @ Diva.
lol @ Damie hold Loggie like a rag doll
lol @ remembering when Loggie said Damie fell asleep on the table that night/morning
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Post by **Dea** on Feb 11, 2010 4:41:34 GMT -5
why are all my good memories with ppl who are no longer here?  ? *major sad face* |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Feb 11, 2010 4:51:50 GMT -5
@ Madea...I got one...my ass laughing and fallin down the damn stairs with you on the phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Alc 06 on Feb 11, 2010 10:05:53 GMT -5
wait, how did we forget Morgan Freeman, the manager at Gladys Knight's Chicken n Waffles?
I was waiting for him to put chains on the doors.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Feb 11, 2010 13:46:55 GMT -5
wait, how did we forget Morgan Freeman, the manager at Gladys Knight's Chicken n Waffles? I was waiting for him to put chains on the doors. ah yes.. how could I forget Morgan Freeman with a pink dress shirt and that lisp.... SMH .. that whole Gladys Knight scenario is a blur.. I may have been buzzed at that point.. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Feb 11, 2010 13:53:56 GMT -5
I have told this on site a few times but one of the most hilarious uncomfortable moments would still when I was riding with my friend about to meet up with some OOAers and I was on the with Queen and she said " I dont know what you look like" and I was like "ummmm" thinking to myself *how do I describe myself without my homeboy thinking I'm picking up chicks on the internet* Now that was funny
I guess I could tell part 2 of Door #2: Wii Carnival Splack Contest feat. Quiet, Alc (and cameo by Reign) but its all types of embarrassing...
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Post by ReignMan19 on Feb 11, 2010 15:40:12 GMT -5
I've been spell checked by Reading ReignBow. God, why has thou forsaken me??? I hate you more than your child loves you.... think about that... |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 11, 2010 15:46:59 GMT -5
man, lemme think about this. Ok, ya'll choose. Which story ya'll wanna hear? Door #3: Leja Makes Stranger Cry feat. Reign et al. Door #6: Now watch me yuuuuule feat. Frozen + Erria crew et al. (Priss, Damie, Sapphy, Dream, Melo, BKPearl) Well, since you offered........... |
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Post by QUIET As Kept on Feb 11, 2010 16:18:33 GMT -5
damn...now that was just mean. I hate you more than your child loves you.... think about that... |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Feb 11, 2010 16:29:37 GMT -5
damn...now that was just mean. I hate you more than your child loves you.... think about that... LMAO!!! I got him good because this time it was more than a thousand suns!! LOL!! |
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Post by **Dea** on Feb 11, 2010 19:37:51 GMT -5
LMAO @ logz!!! I forgot you fell your goofy ass down the stairs!!! Ha! That's what u get for tryna trap me on the phone! "My titty hurt!" Lol
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 9, 2010 12:07:14 GMT -5
L didn't tell any of her stories... lol
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 9, 2010 12:44:27 GMT -5
L didn't tell any of her stories... lol
...we put a Quarter in the Jukebox and no music played |
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 3, 2011 11:28:25 GMT -5
bump. I have new inspiration after last weekend! I'll share this time. For real! While I get myself together...whatchall got?
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 3, 2011 11:38:23 GMT -5
man, lemme think about this. Ok, ya'll choose. Which story ya'll wanna hear? Door #1: Post Long Island Iced Tea Shenannigansfeat. Damie Door #2: Wii Carnival Splack Contest feat. Quiet, Alc (and cameo by Reign) Door #3: Leja Makes Stranger Cry feat. Reign et al. Door #4: Don't Make Me Kick You! feat. Queen and Blac (cameos by Quiet, Alc, SigmaMason, Blu, Katholic, Radiant et al.) Door #5: Feed Me a Sterotype feat. Outtie and Can Door #6: Now watch me yuuuuule feat. Frozen + Erria crew et al. (Priss, Damie, Sapphy, Dream, Melo, BKPearl) Door #7: Stick! Stick! Stick! Stick! feat. Reign Door #8: Can You Hear Me Now? feat. Logakal Door #9: Yeah, I eat Fish... feat. Kryptik Door #10: No, the NEXT Stop feat. BigJKT (geez, I travel a LOT) i think we're still waiting for these. lol |
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 3, 2011 13:16:42 GMT -5
ok, Door #1--
so Damie and I went for drinks late one night (late to the point that the bar closed on us and we had to leave through a secret slave exit) and he ordered his normal Long Island Iced Tea while yours truly ordered something equally full of alcohol.
This is where I pause to tell you that the bartender was sporting a cul-de-sac hairline except for a tiny patch at the top which he had grown into a two dreadlocs and pulled back to join the rest of the hair for a ponytail look. Head was looking like the white Arizona football helmet (google it, you'll feel better).
At any rate, we went to my truck (both with BACs slightly above the legal limit, I suspect) and started heading back to his car except neither of us could really remember where it was. Then, I commented that I could no longer see the lines in the street (because it was dark, not because I was drunk...I wasn't) and he replied "well, I wasn't gonna say nothin but I mean you IS kinda leant over" which led to us hitting a diner for coffee to sober us up. After that we had no problem finding Damie's car OR the lines in the street.
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 3, 2011 13:27:07 GMT -5
ok, Door #1-- so Damie and I went for drinks late one night (late to the point that the bar closed on us and we had to leave through a secret slave exit) and he ordered his normal Long Island Iced Tea while yours truly ordered something equally full of alcohol. This is where I pause to tell you that the bartender was sporting a cul-de-sac hairline except for a tiny patch at the top which he had grown into a two dreadlocs and pulled back to join the rest of the hair for a ponytail look. Head was looking like the white Arizona football helmet (google it, you'll feel better). At any rate, we went to my truck (both with BACs slightly above the legal limit, I suspect) and started heading back to his car except neither of us could really remember where it was. Then, I commented that I could no longer see the lines in the street (because it was dark, not because I was drunk...I wasn't) and he replied "well, I wasn't gonna say nothin but I mean you IS kinda leant over" which led to us hitting a diner for coffee to sober us up. After that we had no problem finding Damie's car OR the lines in the street. ;D |
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 3, 2011 13:29:43 GMT -5
Door #3-- Reign had come to DC with some of his colleagues and invited me to have after-dinner drinks with them. I arrived, we hugged it out, I ordered some Bourbon, etc. So after I met all his boys, one asked me "so did you go to A&M as well?" I was confused because that abbreviation refers to Texas in my mind and I knew for certain that the 4 of them had gone to FAMU. Ah! F...A&M...U. I said "ohhh ok, it took me a sec to figure what u were talking about. No, no I didn't." He seemed really depressed by my reply. Later, one of his friends (who I later learned lurked on the old OO) made note of my govt name and said, "ya know, that reminds of someone I used to know." Does it? I asked. Yeah...some Spanish Zeta chick. I jumped. Apparently he forgot that he recognized me from the board and didn't make the connection that it might actually be me. Because he wasn't a poster, I naturally assumed he had been stalking me for the past several years. It took weeks before we figured it out. He and I are now FB friends  Someone asked Reign and I the inevitable "so how'd u two meet?" question. Reign says effortlessly "oh, we know each other through mutual friends." I was so impressed I blurted out "mutual friends?! I like that! good one! Hi-five!" and everyone just shifted around uneasily for a few minutes. My bad. So then somehow we got on the subject of voudou. Not sure why. But the A&M guy held up his right hand with his middle and ring fingers touched to his thumb (don't worry, I'll wait) and proceeds to talk for several minutes about the demonic origins of this symbol and how people need to be careful what they throw up because of what it really means. So Reign pulls out my keys and holds them up by the Zeta lanyard and says "wow! This is a really nice keychain." Old dude doesn't get it. Reign continues, "a really nice Z Phi B keychain." Still nothing. All his other boys get it and are by now stifling laughter to the point of aneurism. Reign gives up. I said "suffice it to say, I'm simply not amused by your last diatribe." His eyes got all watery and he asked to be excused. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jun 3, 2011 14:20:30 GMT -5
*Attention Readers*
The amount of times you died reading the above post is the amount of times I died while this was happening I R L.... SMH....
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 3, 2011 15:00:38 GMT -5
LOLOLOLOL!!!
"suffice it to say, I'm simply not amused by your last diatribe."
I WILL be saying this some time soon.
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 3, 2011 15:23:03 GMT -5
I respectfully request that either Reign or Alc tell last weekend's Chicken & Waffles story. Leave nothing out.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jun 3, 2011 15:23:11 GMT -5
Door #3-- Someone asked Reign and I the inevitable "so how'd u two meet?" question. Reign says effortlessly "oh, we know each other through mutual friends." I was so impressed I blurted out "mutual friends?! I like that! good one! Hi-five!" and everyone just shifted around uneasily for a few minutes. My bad. Actually you said "Mutual friends? eh, I'ma have to use that one." A W K W A R D S I L E N C E... I hated you for that... |
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Post by LejaOMG on Jun 3, 2011 15:54:09 GMT -5
I will unlock Door #7
I was working in South Florida one weekend and had to work in Dallas the following weekend, so I thought I'd spend the meantime and between time travelling through Florida and Georgia erstwhile visiting my folks in those areas (incl. Reign, Kryptik, Alc, Quiet 'nem). First stop: North Florida at Casa de Reign.
I showed up at the crib with an afro puff, a sundress and flat sandals (I try to wear flats when I'm hanging with Reign). Besides my encountering a displaced African and his random caged mammal squatting in his living room, things started off fairly normal. We went to dinner and saw a man wearing denim shorts on a date. Apparently this sort of thing sets Reign clean off. He fussed for several minutes about how "this is NOT South Beach" and "that ninja need to put on some damn pants. Thereafter, I believe he proceeded to tweet about it (I didn't have a smartphone then).
After dinner when I am in the beginning stages of a food coma, Reign announces that we will be going to a club (he's doing the announcing, I'm doing the driving). My thought: whoa! I'm not even wearing shoes! No makeup, my hair's not club-ready, this is going to be a disaster. I ain't wanna be no punk tho, so I was like "cool."
We arrive to the club, I order a drink and these bamas are serving bourbon out of the beverage gun. What?! But I ain't wanna have a liquor snob diva moment so I drank it and saddown. We're watching the empty dancefloor like spectators when suddenly a bunch teenyboppers hit the floor and began performing a line dance that they obviously invented in somebody's basement. This...is the sole form of entertainment for at least 20 minutes. I went to the bathroom, came back and the club attendance tripled by the time I came out. Ok, time to hit the dancefloor.
As you may know, I wear at least 3 inch heels every day of my life. I find it hard to maintain my balance with out some elevation. So I kept trying to dance without moving my feet (so as not to fall over) and that, of course, didn't work. I felt retarded. Next thing you know, the DJ yells out "EVERYBODY FACE THE MUTHAEFFIN WALL! NOW! THE WALL!" and I was shook to high heaven, cause I thought something was about to pop off. I'm thinkin "oh lawd, if I get locked up out-of-state, I ain't finna get released til Tuesday." Then the beat drops.
Man I got that swaaaaaaaag. My hat matchin my baaaaaaag....
Ohhhh!! No one's getting locked up at all. We're about to do a synchronized hip-hop dance. Ok. I can handle this. Then I realized, sh&#^! I don't know how to do this crap! So I'm once again looking like rhythmless nation trying to swag and/or surf with no balance whatsoever. I didn't bust my azz, but I did succeed in thoroughly embarassing Reign. After the song, he was like "ok, L. Let's go sit down" all downtrodden-like. Then it happened. Some Florida adaptation of Philly-inspired wu-tang music. (you'll have to Youtube it) It requires no foot movement at all. Just the wildest arms possible with the occasional hips. I was saved! I don't remember anything about the song, but the chorus was: STICK! STICK! STICK! STICK!
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 3, 2011 16:19:30 GMT -5
CRYING!!!!!!
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