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Post by Noble Work on Feb 2, 2010 15:42:08 GMT -5
...highways are built so close to the ground?
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
Why does grape candy have a smell when grapes don't?
Why are apartments called that, when they are all together?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Post Yours.
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Post by peppermint on Feb 2, 2010 17:51:40 GMT -5
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Feb 2, 2010 21:10:07 GMT -5
we call stuff that goes on wheels a shipment and stuff that goes by water cargo
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Post by Oldskool on Feb 2, 2010 21:45:19 GMT -5
every time I walk away from my phone it rings
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Post by Noble Work on Feb 3, 2010 10:40:42 GMT -5
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
(one of my favorites)
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 3, 2010 17:44:59 GMT -5
Why do we darn near break fingers on video game controllers as if pushing the button harder makes any difference to the gameplay?
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Feb 3, 2010 17:59:01 GMT -5
THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!! WORK - those are good. I'll be back later.
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Post by Oldskool on Feb 4, 2010 1:36:01 GMT -5
Every time you drop your jelly sandwich it falls face down on the jellied side?
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Post by Noble Work on Feb 4, 2010 12:42:55 GMT -5
If Humans evolved from apes, how come there are still apes?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
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Post by Noble Work on Feb 4, 2010 12:50:54 GMT -5
If you go to the post office, there is a sign that says: "Seeing eye dogs only." Who is supposed to read that?
Look at the key pad on a drive through ATM, there's braille on the keys, who is that for and why is he driving?
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Post by T-Rex91 on Feb 4, 2010 13:57:30 GMT -5
roof tarps are bright blue. Why couldn't they be a less conspicuous color like grey? When's the last time you saw a royal blue roof?
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Post by Oldskool on Feb 6, 2010 19:27:50 GMT -5
Why do you drive on the parkways and park on the driveways....
....there are no "B" cell batteries...
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Post by Oldskool on Feb 6, 2010 19:28:37 GMT -5
Do Lipton tea Employees take coffee breaks???
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Feb 7, 2010 11:57:06 GMT -5
^exalt
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Post by Oren Ishii on Feb 7, 2010 14:21:28 GMT -5
This was funny. LOL Good point Look at the key pad on a drive through ATM, there's braille on the keys, who is that for and why is he driving? |
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Post by Noble Work on Feb 9, 2010 17:24:06 GMT -5
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
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Post by Oldskool on Feb 23, 2010 14:32:48 GMT -5
Why is that when you are looking for one thing you find something that you didn't know was lost?
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 4, 2010 16:41:00 GMT -5
Why do they call it a run way when the models walk?
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Post by Noble Work on Apr 14, 2010 14:35:16 GMT -5
Why do they call it a run way when the models walk? Why do they call it a cat walk and not one cat is ever around? |
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Post by Chal™ on Apr 25, 2010 23:18:55 GMT -5
shut up, chal. lol
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Post by Oldskool on Apr 26, 2010 0:37:50 GMT -5
why is it that people go in the EXIT door and exit the ENTRANCE door?
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Post by goldmind1922 on Apr 26, 2010 22:43:56 GMT -5
Why is it that you turn down the radio when you are looking an address?
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Apr 28, 2010 11:05:29 GMT -5
they make low fat ice cream
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Post by Julie Art on Apr 28, 2010 12:30:37 GMT -5
they make cafenee free coke
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Post by IvyByDesign on Apr 29, 2010 19:16:24 GMT -5
i like being told that i look young for my age but that seems like a backhanded compliment.
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Post by DJ Firecracker on Apr 30, 2010 21:58:29 GMT -5
When I saw this thread... this came to mind!
[glow=red,2,300]
FUNK DAT!!!![/glow]
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Post by Noble Work on May 3, 2010 15:16:53 GMT -5
why is it that people go in the EXIT door and exit the ENTRANCE door? Walmart......omg |
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 3, 2010 15:19:17 GMT -5
It's all about proximity to the car. I normally go in and out the same one!
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 3, 2010 15:35:32 GMT -5
I can remember every lyric to Double Dutch bus from the 80's but cannot for the life of me remember the outcome of that security meeting last week
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on May 4, 2010 14:39:29 GMT -5
If you put a hot dog in a fridge should you call them cold dogs?
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