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Post by goldenepiphany on Mar 18, 2008 18:40:42 GMT -5
^^LOL...
NERDS
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Post by BKupInHere on Mar 18, 2008 20:49:51 GMT -5
<---effed up by the Nerdspeak of Ghost & Damie
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 21:05:42 GMT -5
DMX - Your Kung Fu has no possible claim to any throne. It's broken and polluted. It will never pass inspection nor the emission control test. It's been seized and impounded ready to be claimed at auction, but no one wants to put up the $.50 minimum bid to get it.
Your Kung Fu is condemned and vacant. My Kung Fu evicted it 4 pages ago.
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Post by BKupInHere on Mar 18, 2008 21:07:06 GMT -5
OH DAYUM!!!^^^
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Post by Alc 06 on Mar 18, 2008 23:13:46 GMT -5
LOL. y'all are wildin.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 19, 2008 0:11:18 GMT -5
My Kung Fu is Stromile Swift and yours is Tyus Thomas.
youtube.com/watch?v=ucd67L6Q-L0
It dunked all over your Kung Fu and made you my b!tch... it was on ESPN shown from 2 different angles and 1 was in slow motion. Your Kung Fu disgraces your family honor like this everytime it steps on the court.
My Kung Fu invented broken bones. It's where they got the idea for Finishing moves and invisibility. That's right - invisibility. My Kung Fu bends light and alters the time space continuum so much you can actually watch yourself being born and dying at the same time. My Kung Fu is crucial.
Last my night Kung Fu screwed Toccara, gave her class, and helped her lose weight all while your Kung Fu was engaged to her. Later my Kung Fu sang "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" at a Karaoke Bar - and it went platinum. My Kung Fu spills popcorn on your Kung Fu's shirt at the theatre, talks on the phone during the movie, gives away the ending, and dares your Kung Fu to say something about it. And you know what? Your Kung Fu never does.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 19, 2008 1:28:21 GMT -5
My Kung Fu is Kermit Washington and yours is Rudy Tomjanovich
There IS no video of it. My Kung Fu conspired with the league to release it only when my Kung Fu can make money.
That's right one punch from my Kung Fu will not only break all major bones in your FACE, it will also turn you into a 2-time back-to-back championship coach 25 years later.
My Kung Fu heals broken bones just to break them again. It's an endless loop of pain and and relief, a torturous existence until you give up and die, then my Kung Fu just resurrects you and starts over again.
My Kung Fu waltzed in to the Westminster dog show ungroomed and unkempt but still took the Best in Show prize from your ribbon wearing, glossy eyed, purse living, pedigreed Kung Fu. Your Kung Fu only had pedigree cuz My Kung Fu gave it to your Kung Fu's moms...and to no surprise, she liked it dogg-- well your Kung Fu gets the picture...
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 19, 2008 6:33:40 GMT -5
*Pause*
You can keep going...I'm just out on meetings today.
Don't let your Kung Fu set itself up for failure while my Kung Fu is gone...
;D
*Play*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 19, 2008 6:50:49 GMT -5
My Kung Fu requires so much discipline and focus to master a dude who started practicing it as a child one day discovered that he had a long lost twin brother whom he had never met... and they were Siamese Twins. Turns out the other twin practiced the same Kung Fu but in a different dojo. As a team they're damn near invincible.
My Kung Fu was bored one day so it created DNA just so it could skeet on your girl. Hope you didn't give her a back rug that day cause that was NOT lotion. Also if you practicied my Kung Fu you wouldn't have to go to meetings, the meetings would come to you. But your Kung Fu can't make that happen. Your Kung Fu is a Vacuum tube computer the size of a High School Library, that uses tape reels for memory. It is obselete, weak, and a sad chapter in the history of humankind.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 19, 2008 6:53:58 GMT -5
R O F L
>>>>>'s Kung Fu will respond
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 19, 2008 7:09:17 GMT -5
Your Kung Fu is like a chemically paralyzed Mime - it won't respond in any shape form or fashion
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 19, 2008 12:08:47 GMT -5
Damie+Ghost= Geek Monsters!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 19, 2008 12:52:28 GMT -5
My family name has been dishonored by your post Juicy. My Kung Fu will avenge me.
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 19, 2008 12:54:49 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by BKupInHere on Mar 19, 2008 19:45:55 GMT -5
Kung Fu = Controllable Farting
just substitute the meaning everytime you see the Nerds write Kung Fu...the nerdspeak will make more sense...
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 19, 2008 20:21:49 GMT -5
Juicy - Your Kung Fu ain't got style. It walks down the runways of Bobo, Alabama; Unalaska, Alaska; Jugville, Kentucky; and Slapneck, Michigan. It has no chance of being America's Next to the Best Top Model. It looks like Bow-Legged Lou and whodunit too. Your Kung Fu upset the citizens of Whoville by teaching Cindy Lou Who the wrong lyrics so instead of "Fa-who-Fo-ray," she sang "Shake what ya mamma gave ya!" Which everyone in Whoville knows translates to, "Hey Grinch! Keep our gifts. We don't need them!"
My Kung Fu pimp slapped the Grinch to an alternate universe to a city named Whyville but all the citizens knew your Kung Fu and got ganked too...
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Damie - Your Kung Fu's girl moved into my Kung Fu's girls doghouse cuz she saw that joint on MTV Cribs. She said, "damn...Damie's Kung Fu can't get enough paper to treat me like this! This food bowl makes me feel like I won the lottery!"
My Kung Fu has it's own Kung Fu and it's called Paradigm, not the New Paradigm, because it is THE paradigm. And Paradigm is kicking your Kung Fu's ass. My Kung Fu doesn't take dares because it is THE TRUTH. It pisses on all challengers and takes their girl too. My Kung Fu is the embodiment of ALL things good, ALL things evil, but it takes a switch to Yin and Yang.
Your Kung Fu is like a mime trapped in a increasingliy shrinking box no one can see because My Kung Fu created in a perpendicular universe to make your Kung Fu look like a simp.
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Mar 20, 2008 10:59:03 GMT -5
*Kung Fu?....................thinks Man do I need a lab top to steal internet from the neighbors!!!!*
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 21, 2008 12:29:05 GMT -5
Kung Fu = Controllable Farting just substitute the meaning everytime you see the Nerds write Kung Fu...the nerdspeak will make more sense... LOL! |
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Post by BKupInHere on Mar 21, 2008 13:49:32 GMT -5
THREAD JACK
<----makes a DECLARATION:
Hyppy's Daughter's FUTURE screen name will be "Princess Hypnotiq Eyes"(cuz,DANG she look jus like her Momma!!!)
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Post by Gee-Are on Apr 16, 2008 11:34:02 GMT -5
Add CrimsonEndvy to the list. Who brought her OOA stay to an end...
She used y'all to get Old Head Status then bounced on you bamas...
She wormed her way into your e-hearts and e-50 greatest lists then pissed in y'all's faces...
She thought she'd catch the train outta here before the OOA border was opened for all immigrants.
CrimsonENDvy...a OOA non-patriot
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Post by Champs Elysees on Apr 16, 2008 11:49:26 GMT -5
Well, cot-damnit! We can't keep nobody! 
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Post by coldfront06 on Apr 16, 2008 11:53:07 GMT -5
Crim said she needed to focus on other stuff and the board was becoming addictive. We've lost people before but the board seems different without her.
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Post by Search1906 on Apr 16, 2008 11:59:23 GMT -5
She didn't have to straight up delete the account. LOL
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Apr 16, 2008 12:24:44 GMT -5
They never have to...Just a bit much, yes?
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Post by FULLOFME on Apr 16, 2008 12:29:28 GMT -5
Oh okay she's doing 30 days in OOA's Betty Ford...I've been there before...and it's more than one way to do most things so to each his/her own...
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Apr 16, 2008 12:45:14 GMT -5
Your treatment recommendation was not extreme considering the amount of time and posts you had accumulated. But I guess you are right! Addiction hits some stronger than others and treatment should be given on an individual basis. I still feel it is a bit much (stuck up cause I left for a month with no deletion)...Nanananananananana!
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Post by Gee-Are on Apr 16, 2008 12:47:32 GMT -5
>>>>will be leaving soon...
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Post by ACES on Apr 16, 2008 12:53:37 GMT -5
kung fu?
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Post by Gee-Are on Apr 16, 2008 12:57:46 GMT -5
Yes...long tournament that will take me to a land far away in a fantastical setting where martial artists from all over the universe will battle for glory, and for the right to face off against the Supreme Kung Fu Master, only to learn that that master bows to My Kung Fu...
basically...I'll be starting a new gig in addition to the my company, and I won't have much more time. I may log in from my phone erry now and then...but that's weeks away.
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Post by ACES on Apr 16, 2008 13:00:40 GMT -5
oh..kung fuuuu...got it.
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