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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 12:20:34 GMT -5
My niccuh, I will take the Inifinity Gauntlet from you while you're still playing with it, back slap you into another era, and be there waiting to back slap you back into the present time with the same Gauntlet.
I don't defy Physics... I rule over it. I'll make a niccuh fall up the steps. I'm pure Szcheuan beef... you stray alley cat meat with fake gray on it
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 12:44:55 GMT -5
My niccuh, I will take the Inifinity Gauntlet from you while you're still playing with it, back slap you into another era, and be there waiting to back slap you back into the present time with the same Gauntlet.
I don't defy Physics... I rule over it. I'll make a niccuh fall up the steps. I'm pure Szcheuan beef... you stray alley cat meat with fake gray on it You might rule physics, but I'm the Father of mathematics. I made up the Supreme Mathematics, and I ain't even a 5 percenter. Mathematics beats physics anyday. It's the core of your theory, the God of your theology, the foundation of your hypothesis, and the crab of your rangoon. Don't sleep son, your Fu is wack, the world just knows it now. |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 13:10:18 GMT -5
@ Ghost:
My Kung Fu is pure. It's so natural you can find it growing in nature if you can reach the low oxygen altitudes at which it's produced. Your Kung Fu is purely synthetic, with more artificial flavors and perservatives then Red Koolaid, if it was anymore synthetic it would have Made In China Stamped on the Back. And oh by the way, My Kung Fu buys American.
Your Kung Fu is brave in a crowd, brave with a gun, and brave when backed up by other wanna be gangstas. My kung fu walks through your crowd, snatches your gat, and uses it to slaps the vowels out of your of you Kung Fu. The next time people see it, it just sits there like, K ng F
My Kung Fu is a Super Conductive Lexus coupe floating on air, powered by Hydrogen with a stereo system that produces sounds from nature you can't even hear with your naked ear. Your Kung fu is a 87 Chevy with one hub cap and a cracked Serpentine Belt, that doesn't even have a windshield or a cigarette lighter to charge your iPod.
I would tell your Kung fu to get on somewhere but it would have to be on my level to hear me. Your Kung Fu is so wack, so late, the only people that practice it live in the year 1979.
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Post by Prissy New Year!!! on Mar 18, 2008 13:15:03 GMT -5
Who let the Dungeons and Dragons nerds on the board?
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 13:16:43 GMT -5
My Kung Fu throws Dragons into Dungeons and dares them to say something about it.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 13:30:59 GMT -5
@ Priss - Dragons come to my school to learn my Fu only to get beat down, because no one can learn it.
@ Damie - You see that? you can't learn my Fu...It's so destructive it took out its own Kung. Your Kung Fu needs a school for backup. My Fu doesn't need students or successors because it's immortal.
Your Kung Fu is environmentally conscious with Hydrogen vehicles, mine Phvccks up the environment on the regular cause it don't givadayum.
My Fu is like Barry White dropping panties left and right...your Kung Fu is like William Hung screeching "She Bangs" for Simon and hoping for some recognition. Your YouTube Kung Fu has only 15 views, all by you. It can't hold a candle to my Chocolate Rain Fu.
Your Kung Fu is a clever disguise for ShaqFu, obese and slow with no flow skills. My Fu is nimble like Jack, quick like silver and flows like the money into my account.
I'm thinking about a number between 1 and 10 and your King Fu can't een guess it.
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Post by Nupey on Mar 18, 2008 13:59:41 GMT -5
* Ghost, my Fu is like Liu Kang when he killed Shang Tzung in MKombat.
*Damie, My Fu is like Barry Bonds breaking Hank Aarons record while he pretends to be happy for him
My Fu is Barack Obama's preacher with the power to totally destroy baracks campaign...
My Kung can level solar systems by mereley thinking about NOT doing it, its so powerfull it can't even CONTROL it, I got to fuse it with my FU to keep the solar system intact
My Kung Fu is powerfull enough to banish TUX from OO, my Fu is what destroyed the OLD OO. What kinda Power can destroy DIGITAL INFORMATION? MY FU thats what.
My FU defies all logic, can CREATE ENERGY AND DESTROY IT, it can defy gravity, breath in space
My Kung FU- got that Good, that wet-wet, that drive slow, that "I want so mo", that thump that I want that....that GOOD....
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 14:06:06 GMT -5
* Ghost, my Fu is like Liu Kang when he killed Shang Tzung in MKombat. *Damie, My Fu is like Barry Bonds breaking Hank Aarons record while he pretends to be happy for him My Fu is Barack Obama's preacher with the power to totally destroy baracks campaign... My Kung can level solar systems by mereley thinking about NOT doing it, its so powerfull it can't even CONTROL it, I got to fuse it with my FU to keep the solar system intact My Kung Fu is powerfull enough to banish TUX from OO, my Fu is what destroyed the OLD OO. What kinda Power can destroy DIGITAL INFORMATION? MY FU thats what. My FU defies all logic, can CREATE ENERGY AND DESTROY IT, it can defy gravity, breath in space My Kung FU- got that Good, that wet-wet, that drive slow, that "I want so mo", that thump that I want that....that GOOD.... uh...you sure you wanna say that? |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 14:06:26 GMT -5
My Kung Fu is so deadly it took out your school and your master and erased both from your memory in the process. My Kung Fu has already "son'ed" your Kung Fu - and your Kung Fu doesn't even know it. My Kung Fu doesn't even have to pay taxes but it filled out a 1040 anyway just so it could claim your Kung Fu as a dependent. I used the deduction to buy a new Chain of Cheesecake Factory restaurants... that's how weak your Fu really is.
My Kung Fu is is hydrogen powered because it's on a higher level and plain of existence. Your Kung Fu doesn't even know the molecular equation for the Ozone and thinks the height of technology is the discovery of "black powder".
My Kung Fu is a laser scapel powered by Star Trek Technology. Your's Kung Fu is snake oil, leeches, and a hack saw. Your Kung Fu can't even spell victory without getting tripped up when my Kung Fu is around. Your Kung Fu is in an alternate universe where they changed the formula for the original Coca Cola and never changed it back.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 14:10:35 GMT -5
My Kung Fu is so deadly it took out your school and your master and erased both from your memory in the process. My Kung Fu has already "son'ed" your Kung Fu - and your Kung Fu doesn't even know it. My Kung Fu doesn't even have to pay taxes but it filled out a 1040 anyway just so it could claim your Kung Fu as a dependent. I used the deduction to buy a new Chain of Cheesecake Factory restaurants... that's how weak your Fu really is.
My Kung Fu is is hydrogen powered because it's on a higher level and plain of existence. Your Kung Fu doesn't even know the molecular equation for the Ozone and thinks the height of technology is the discovery of "black powder".
My Kung Fu is a laser scapel powered by Star Trek Technology. Your's Kung Fu is snake oil, leeches, and a hack saw. Your Kung Fu can't even spell victory without getting tripped up when my Kung Fu is around. Your Kung Fu is in an alternate universe where they changed the formula for the original Coca Cola back and never changed it back. Your Kung Fu confuses itself... |
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Post by Nupey on Mar 18, 2008 14:16:17 GMT -5
My Kung Fu has pledged all the d9 frats just to see how weAk the other ones are. My Kung Fu pledged MY FOUNDERS
My Kung Fu has sparring sessions with the Arch Angel Michael
My Kung Fu takes bubble baths in Volcanoes and dries off with sheets of glaciers
My Kung Fu has captured all the 1000 pokemon (and counting). Matter of fact, My Fu is all the pokemon COMBINED
My Kung Fu has Cerebrus as a pet
My Fu Doesn't travel, he brings PLACES and TIME to him. If he want's to go to atlanta he just drags Atlanta, to the spot HE'S AT.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 14:16:25 GMT -5
My Kung Fu confuses you and your spidery shurikens
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 14:21:16 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 18, 2008 14:32:45 GMT -5
Who let the Dungeons and Dragons nerds on the board? ::DEAD:: |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 14:35:01 GMT -5
Juicy Jones has no Kung Fu
I challenged her Kung Fu and it failed miserably. My Kung Fu can run a 4.3 40-yard dash with her Kung Fu on it's back. My Kung Fu took her Kung Fu into the Octagon at the last UFC, broke it's arm in 7 places, and had the U.S. mint strike a new gold coin to commemorate the event.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 14:39:12 GMT -5
Damie...Your Kung Fu is so technologically inferior, it's scared to go past Tennessee cause it's scared it will fall off the edge of the world. Your Kung Fu's maps are outdated and obsolete. My Kung Fu works with GPS and fine honeys' voices asking me where to go.
DKajenaonsdfnla,eanisnnxnanga n843#$%##$$%#$ - See that? It's a dialect your Kung Fu can't even comprehend. Your Kung Fu thinks saying the word, "sassafrass" makes it fluent in 3 languages.
Your Kung Fu is into fads and quickly disappearing fashion. Your Kung Fu Krump dances, while mine does the wop, the prep, the reebok, the Steve Martin, the Mashed Potato, the Camel Walk, and the Hustle. It does 15 more steps from 17 different interplanetary coalitions.
Your Kung Fu is just Kung Fu. My Kung fu ain't even Kung Fu, it's Sumo, Karate, Grappling, Capoeira, and 45 more intergalactic martial arts you ain't neva heard of. My Kung Fu is Captain Kirk yours is just the random redshirt dude that always gets killed.
My Kung Fu would talk to yours, but it's too dumb to comprehend.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 14:49:12 GMT -5
Your Kung Fu came in last at the Olympics, my Kung Fu HOSTED the Olympics, and used alchemy to turn ingot steel into gold for the medals. But since my Kung Fu won every event, it took each individual gold and molded one big Medallion with it's bare hands.
My Kung Fu back slaps your Kung Fu on every On Demand Channel in High Definition and on TiVo. If you go to blockbuster my Kung Fu whoops yours on Blue Ray Disc and DVD. Every movie that comes out this summer will feature an advertisement of how bad my Kung Fu owns your Kung Fu as a public service reminder. To give the people a point of reference they'll show Kimbo Slice beating up Ray Mercer and Tank Abbot
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 15:12:02 GMT -5
The only olympics your Kung Fu hosted was the Special Olympics. Your Kung Fu won because everyone else boycotted due to human rights violations in Namibia.
Your Kung Fu's gold is only worth $5 an ounce. It's like an old B&W CRT that you need pliers to change the channel. My Kung Fu is like a 50" plasma with dual tuner and built-in DVR.
My Kung Fu cuts the Federal Interest Rate and your Kung Fu uses a Credit Card Counseling Service.
My Kung Fu has moved on and doesn't even battle your Kung Fu. The real summer movie Blockbuster is an historical account of how my Kung Fu defeated the entire Persian army by itself. Your Kung Fu's blockbusters are bootleg, on VHS and Beta with people walking in the theater and throwing popcorn in the screen.
Your Kung Fu is "Blankman" and my Kung Fu is "Citizen Kane" critically acclaimed and known throughout history. My Kung fu won so many Oscars they thought it was rigged. Those huge statues on the stage everyyear? That's the awards my Kung Fu won and it donates it for props as a service to the film community.
My Kung Fu has received every lifetime achievement award from every organization known to man. My Kung Fu was so violent it was going to be denied the Nobel Peace Prize until they realized that resistance was futile and if my Kung Fu didn't get it they would be destroyed.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 15:46:20 GMT -5
Your Kung Fu is standing prostrate in a corner of a Juvenile hall being strip searched by greasy Latin men from Agentina. My Kung Fu Jet sets around the city - spending money that was supposed to be in your college trust fund.
Your Kung Fu is irrelevant as a concept, idea, and part of speech. In fact it was dismissed over an hour ago and only then realized it was homeless when it had no place else to go. We only mention your Kung Fu by accident - either when we fall down, blow out a tire, or when we fart at an inopportune time.
Your Kung Fu hates our freedom and cheers for the terrorists. It's on the terrorist watch list, is featured 3 times in the Iraqi Most Wanted Deck of Playing Cards and is being investigated for links to Balco.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 16:04:07 GMT -5
Your Kung Fu wastes a whole page of text on OOA spouting off about nonsensical, fantastical accomplishments. My Kung Fu is recorded in the annals of history. My Kung Fu was a founding American Father, its signature is bigger than John Hancock's. When my Kung Fu speaks, the bald eagle flies, the flag waves and the United States Marine Band plays, "America, the Beautiful" - the Ray Charles arrangement, even though my Kung Fu dodged the draft.
Your Kung Fu talks in circles and only mentions what was said 30 minutes ago because of its limited scope of society. My Kung Fu is superior in every way, beating down el Nino and la Nina just for thinking about snowing when it was supposed to rain. Your Kung Fu is in a low pressure area colliding over warm moving water. Your Kung Fu destroyed the gulf and kicked African-American folks out their homes as Hurricane Katrina. Your Kung Fu was disowned by Black Folks ever since it put up the "whites only" signs on the front of the Apollo Theater.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 16:32:04 GMT -5
If my Kung Fu walks in the rain, YOU get wet, but my Kung Fu stays dry - and shoots a round of 62 vs. Tiger at Augusta on a windy day with nothing but a pitching wedge. My Kung Fu isn't even a contestant on a reality t.v. show but it still won Survivor and the Great Race - TWICE. Your Kung Fu is a lil niccuh... negotiating for space on a crowded subway. My Kung Fu is so large it shows up on Doppler Radar.
My Kung Fu body slammed your Kung Fu at the first 3 Wrestlmanias. In the 3rd one my Kung Fu attacked yours with a crowbar hidden behind the studio set ending the match. Not because it needed to - but for dramatic flair. My Kung Fu is so thorough it racially profiled your Kung Fu and pulled it over for no reason, gave it a ticket, and DARED you to say something even after my Kung Fu had driven off.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 16:52:20 GMT -5
My Kung Fu goes to the BET awards to say, "I'm Kung Fu, BIYATCH!" Your Kung Fu doesn't care about Black people.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 16:58:09 GMT -5
My Kung Fu starts the fight every year at the Source Awards...
...and it wins everytime.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 17:08:26 GMT -5
My Kung Fu whooped Suge...and he apologized for it.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 17:20:41 GMT -5
My Kung Fu has pimped some of your favorite Cartoon Characters. Before Lion-O was just summoned by a Batman like signal. But my Kung Fu said:
Thunder
Thunder
ThunderCats, I got hooooooooooooos
Y'all thought it was a rallying cry but really it was pimp marketing. Real subliminal too. Probably messed up alot of kids.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 17:30:42 GMT -5
My Kung Fu is an unstoppable force AND an immovable object. It never budges.
Your Kung Fu takes Viagra like jellybeans and starts crying because it's still impotent.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 18, 2008 17:47:54 GMT -5
My Kung Fu got caught involved in insider trading but your Kung Fu got arrested for it... cause it's so lame.
My Kung Fu is Optimus Prime your Kung Fu is a Gobot that nobody remembers
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Post by goldenepiphany on Mar 18, 2008 18:05:52 GMT -5
nerds
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NERds
NERDs
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 18:14:16 GMT -5
@ Damie...Your Kung Fu is fake saved. It's still going to hell.
Your Kung Fu is the Pink Power Ranger with a wack ass weapon.
Your Kung Fu was going into the Guinness Book of World records until my Kung Fu preempted it. My Kung Fu owns the Guinness book of Records and holds all of 'em. Yeah even that one!
My Kung Fu is a pundit on cable news spewing forth destructive analysis of your dejected and benign campaign.
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Post by Gee-Are on Mar 18, 2008 18:19:15 GMT -5
nerds Nerds NErds NERds NERDs NERDS NERDS NERDS Dream your Kung Fu IS a dream...and it's deferred. It dries up like a raisin in the sun and festers like a sore. And then runs. It stinks like rotten meat and crusts and sugars over--But mainly your Kung Fu just sags like a heavy load. My Kung Fu is poetic and strong. It has miles to go before it sleeps, but it sleeps anyway, because it created Robert Frost. |
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