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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 11, 2009 17:00:58 GMT -5
*Sends her Bodyguard, Toni, to untie 91*
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 17:04:53 GMT -5
p: dead @ Alc P:
It is a conspiracy. Let's break that down.
CONS - these two are using multiple scam to cheat the citizens of Hazerville. They are using your loyalty and patriotism to better THEIR lives.
PIRACY: these low down, conniving thieves are out to ruin Hazerville. I bet you didn't know that Reign has a connect down in Administration at the Hazerville Treasury. I bet you didn't know that Muse's step cousin's sister's baby daddy's third cousin in law is the weekend night gaurd at the Hazerville treasury.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 11, 2009 17:13:59 GMT -5
Seriously Chal, these unfounded attacks are growing old.
EVERYONE knows that I was wealthy before I move back to Hazerville. I've had a successful e-modeling & acting career overseas & just wanted to come back home.
Reign is an e-immigrant! You couldn't beat that work ethic with a stick! I'm running for e-0ffice for the good of the Hazerville community, not selfish gain.
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 17:18:11 GMT -5
*tunes Muse out sings to the crowd*
Heal the world. Make it a better place. For you and for me and the folks down by the lake. Cause this chick is lying and her boyfriend is dyslexic. Together, they're not fit to run this town at all.
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Post by Alc 06 on Nov 11, 2009 17:19:29 GMT -5
*tunes Muse out sings to the crowd* Heal the world. Make it a better place. For you and for me and the folks down by the lake. Cause this chick is lying and her boyfriend is dyslexic. Together, they're not fit to run this town at all. Wow. LMAO
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 11, 2009 17:24:01 GMT -5
A KNOWN killer questions our fitness to run Hazerville? Hmmm... *nods to Toni. She walks over to Chal* [Barry White Voice] Ma'am, I'd like you to come with me...quietly. *Muse turns to Chal & *
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 17:32:41 GMT -5
*Chal smirks at Muse, then turns to HER bodyguards* Chal: Marco, Robbie, I believe Attilla here is requesting that you take a little trip. Maybe you guys should go see what the problem is. *turns to Muse* Right back at cha
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 11, 2009 17:44:11 GMT -5
*Toni walks outside with Chal's two goons. The rest of Muse's on-site security team surrounds the building. Muse sends Chal a text msg.*
Would you like to keep this up? ~smiley~ Or, we could be more diplomatic about this. Will you agree to meet tonight to discuss a mutually beneficial partnership?
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Post by DamieQue™ on Nov 11, 2009 17:44:13 GMT -5
A KNOWN killer questions our fitness to run Hazerville? Hmmm... *nods to Toni. She walks over to Chal* [Barry White Voice] Ma'am, I'd like you to come with me...quietly. *Muse turns to Chal & * You see? Oppression. We don't have a problem with Reign and Muse's relationship. It that he's an e-Muslim from Nigeria that's been scamming our Healthcare System that's the problem.
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 11, 2009 17:50:17 GMT -5
*p*
Wait, he went from being Kenyan to Nigerian? Anything for a storyline.LOL
*p*
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 17:50:40 GMT -5
*Toni walks outside with Chal's two goons. The rest of Muse's on-site security team surrounds the building. Muse sends Chal a text msg.* Would you like to keep this up? ~smiley~ Or, we could be more diplomatic about this. Will you agree to meet tonight to discuss a mutually beneficial partnership? *Chal rubs her right ear lobe. A lone figure standing in the shadows pulls out an electronic device and presses a button. Outside on every rooftop surrounding Town Hall awaits 7 snipers. Chal texts back: I can do this all night* *smirks in Muse's direction and sends another text* But I AM interested to hear what you have to say. Meet me at the docks at midnight.*
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 11, 2009 18:04:50 GMT -5
*Muse laughs to herself. If I wanted you dead, it would already be e-done. She yawns slightly & covers her mouth with her left hand, bats her eyes slightly in Reign's direction...& replies to Chal*
~Very well. Call of your dogs...my team will fall back. Midnight by the docks. Alone. Agreed?~
*She addresses the crowd*
Ladies & gentlemen, I think we've made some real strides in getting Hazerville back on track today! Remember, we still need your support to make the dream a reality. Let's do it for our families, our children, and ourselves!
CAN WE DO IT? -Crowd: YES...WE...E-CAN!
God bless you all! *flashes winning smile*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Nov 11, 2009 18:14:45 GMT -5
Reign and Muse are turrist that hate our freedom. I saw pictures of Reign as Bangladeshi Snake Charmer - I know he's not from Hazerville. We have to take back our country before they surrender our town to Saudia Arabia.
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Nov 12, 2009 10:41:41 GMT -5
*sings more random songs Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg Racecars, lasers, air-a-planes It's a duck-blur Might solve a mystery or rewrite history.
Ducktales.....whoooo hoo....I believe you said something about dry cleaning bills and a soda...
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Post by Julie Art on Nov 12, 2009 11:08:43 GMT -5
*tunes Muse out sings to the crowd* Heal the world. Make it a better place. For you and for me and the folks down by the lake. Cause this chick is lying and her boyfriend is dyslexic. Together, they're not fit to run this town at all. Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Julie Art on Nov 12, 2009 11:10:34 GMT -5
This thread is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Nov 12, 2009 11:33:19 GMT -5
*Muse laughs to herself. If I wanted you dead, it would already be e-done. She yawns slightly & covers her mouth with her left hand, bats her eyes slightly in Reign's direction...& replies to Chal* ~Very well. Call of your dogs...my team will fall back. Midnight by the docks. Alone. Agreed?~ *She addresses the crowd* Ladies & gentlemen, I think we've made some real strides in getting Hazerville back on track today! Remember, we still need your support to make the dream a reality. Let's do it for our families, our children, and ourselves! CAN WE DO IT? -Crowd: YES...WE...E-CAN! God bless you all! *flashes winning smile* *raises hand, gets the floor and gets Iraqi on her*
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Post by Julie Art on Nov 12, 2009 11:42:51 GMT -5
I had to re-watch that like 4 times, OMG that was too funny!
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 12, 2009 12:58:05 GMT -5
*dodges shoe & pops collar* See, I tried to keep peace with you. *Toni & the team pick up Kyng & take him outside* *Muse laughs to herself. If I wanted you dead, it would already be e-done. She yawns slightly & covers her mouth with her left hand, bats her eyes slightly in Reign's direction...& replies to Chal* ~Very well. Call of your dogs...my team will fall back. Midnight by the docks. Alone. Agreed?~ *She addresses the crowd* Ladies & gentlemen, I think we've made some real strides in getting Hazerville back on track today! Remember, we still need your support to make the dream a reality. Let's do it for our families, our children, and ourselves! CAN WE DO IT? -Crowd: YES...WE...E-CAN! God bless you all! *flashes winning smile* *raises hand, gets the floor and gets Iraqi on her*
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Post by Esteban on Nov 12, 2009 13:10:18 GMT -5
*Peaks in Townhall Meeting while looking for customers...*
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 12, 2009 13:17:26 GMT -5
Look I am here and I am free and you can take away my dignittttyyyy
beeeeeee caaaaauuussee the greatest love of all is getting on a boat and finding a land...
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 12, 2009 13:18:17 GMT -5
and wait.. I wasn't even on a boat.. I flew here.... you will not treat me like a second class citizen..
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Post by DamieQue™ on Nov 12, 2009 14:31:02 GMT -5
*Damie has left the town hall meeting... however if he was here he would mention something about seeing Reign offering e-sacrifices to ancient e-pagan idols in a true expression of his Tanzanian culture and citizenship. I would also mention that Reign sleeps upside down in a bat cave and his blood is yellow. I'm telling y'all he's not like the rest of us... or at least that's what I would say if'n I was here.*
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 12, 2009 14:38:24 GMT -5
We can't treat you like any kind of citizen BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ONE!!!!!!!
*thinking* This chick really thinks she had the drop on me. She MUST not know who I am.
*Chal winks her left eye twice and the undiscernable (to te "regular" eye) flesh colored dot disappears from Muse's forehead. Red dots? HA!!!! That's for amateurs.*
See ya later, hun.
*Chal blows a kiss to Reign and turns to walk away. Muse turns around just in time to see Reign "catch" and "pocket" the "kiss"*
Muse: What was that?!?!?!
Reign: Oh, um, see, I was just, um, I was tryna get my boy's attention over there. Ay, Craig!!!! (walks off really fast)
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 12, 2009 15:10:58 GMT -5
You're trying REALLY hard, Chal.
*eyeroll*
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 12, 2009 15:42:20 GMT -5
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