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Post by DamieQue™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:07:05 GMT -5
*Citizens of Hazerville assemble into the hall. Reign and Muse sit quietly on stage hoping to clear up what appears to be some confusion surrounding their relationship.*
Reign: There's been some confusion about the genesis of my e-relationship with Muse and we've come today *looks over at Muse her looks back supportively* to try to set the record straight.
*Damie raises hand and requests the mic*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:08:11 GMT -5
*Reign acknowledges Damie and they pass Damie the Mic.*
Damie: I wanna know, I have a birth certificate, from the Hazerville, saying I am a Citizen with a seal on it, signed by a Doctor, with a hospital administrator's name, my parents, my date of birth, the time, the date, and I wanna know why are you people ignoring Reign's birth certificate? He is NOT a Hazerville citizen, He is a citizen of Kenya. I am American, I fought in WWII on my playstation Call of Duty and And I don't want this flag to change, I want my country back!!!
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Post by T-Rex91 on Nov 11, 2009 16:09:18 GMT -5
*looks over and sees the aide hand Damie the mike*
Aw hell........
*covers face with hand*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Nov 11, 2009 16:13:18 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Reign can't even spell Hazerville!
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:15:16 GMT -5
*Chal raises her hand and requests the mic*
Chal: I want to know, I was summoned to Jury Duty and FORCED to sit through a 4 month trial because Juicy's e-grandmother refused to pay her jaywalking ticket. Where was Muse? MUSE wasn't summoned to jury duty. MUSE didn't have to sit through the trial. MUSE didn't have to send Juicy's e-granny to prison. I AM A HAZERVILLE CITIZEN, DAMMIT, AND I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!!!!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:17:18 GMT -5
*Damie stands up to lead the pledge of allegiance*
I think we should all pledge allegiance to that flag - well at least those of us who are e-citizens.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Nov 11, 2009 16:18:58 GMT -5
*Damie stands up to lead the pledge of allegiance*
I think we should all pledge allegiance to that flag - well at least those of us who are e-citizens. Raises my left hand and crosses my fingers behind my back. |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Nov 11, 2009 16:21:04 GMT -5
*wonders why the hayle she got paged to the this meeting to watch Damie off his meds*
*looks at watch and decides to hang around for another few to see what transpires*
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:23:46 GMT -5
*Chal stands and begins to sing*
My coooountry tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis of thee
Sweet land of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiberty
of theeeeeee iiiiiiiiiii siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggg
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Post by Alc 06 on Nov 11, 2009 16:28:22 GMT -5
Lift ev'ry voice and sing
Til Earth and Heaven ring.....
Sorry, I had to join in. Continue
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:29:28 GMT -5
Chal: I protest this union!!! Why? Because had it not been for the heroes of this country, this country would not be as great as it is today. SAY NO to Taxation without Representation!! NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!!! HELL NO WE WON'T GO!!!
*singing*
We shall overcoooooooooooome
We shall overcoooooooooooome
We shall overcooooooooome sooooooooooome daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Ask not what this country can do for you!! Ask what Reign and Muse ever did for this country!!!!!
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 11, 2009 16:29:58 GMT -5
Muse:
Ladies & gentlemen, please, let's be civil & talk as responsible e-citizens.
Yes, it's true that Reign is not a born citizen of Hazerville. He's been 100% honest about that. But, he loves this country as much as you, or I...or any other e-citizen by birth!
Mr. Quebie has a vendetta against him because he feels he stole me away; nothing could be further from the truth! He had his chance and didn't step up to the plate. Reign did!
I hope we can all look towards the future & live together peacefully. Besides, Reign & I have plans together...BIG plans...
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Post by DamieQue™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:31:03 GMT -5
Man this is not about their e-relationship but I think the fact that Reign isn't a citizen, I don't know - I think we're on a slippery slope that is gonna lead to a government take over of health care, socialism, and the eventual return of the Dark Sith Lords. We can't take that risk. Reign has to return to Kenya.
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Post by T-Rex91 on Nov 11, 2009 16:33:26 GMT -5
Lift ev'ry voice and sing Til Earth and Heaven ring..... Sorry, I had to join in. Continue *daps Alc for singing the NEGRO national anthem  * |
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:34:20 GMT -5
Muse: Ladies & gentlemen, please, let's be civil & talk as responsible e-citizens. Yes, it's true that Reign is not a born citizen of Hazerville. He's been 100% honest about that. But, he loves this country as much as you, or I...or any other e-citizen by birth! Mr. Quebie has a vendetta against him because he feels he stole me away; nothing could be further from the truth! He had his chance and didn't step up to the plate. Reign did! I hope we can all look towards the future & live together peacefully. Besides, Reaign & I have plans together...BIG plans... selfishness. pure selfishness, i tell you. Does that sound like someone who cares about the better good of the children? THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN, PEOPLE!!! *singing* We are the woooooooooorrrrrrrrrlllllllllddddddddd
We are the childreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn
We are the ones to make a brighter day
so let's start giviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin'
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:36:17 GMT -5
Lift ev'ry voice and sing Til Earth and Heaven ring..... Sorry, I had to join in. Continue *daps Alc for singing the NEGRO national anthem * p* that was my next hit, but he bet me to it. lol P* |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Nov 11, 2009 16:37:23 GMT -5
*requests the mic*
Damie has a 4 foot tall mail order bride from the Phillipines in his apartment right now. The fact that his check didn't clear and she has no money to get back is not the issue. She's here....and they don't share the obvious e-love that Muse and Reign do. I'm not clear on what the issue is here...
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Post by DamieQue™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:38:38 GMT -5
Look I'm not saying Reign is the cause... but I just looked out the window and I saw a small school of fire breathing dragons flying over the Hazerville Dairy Farm. Again I'm not saying Reign caused this but...
...can this really be coincidence? Reign starts a relationship with Muse and all of a sudden we have a supernatural terrorist attack? Come on y'all what's the odds? Reign has to go back to Kenya.
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 11, 2009 16:41:09 GMT -5
No, Chal...
We have plans for the future of Hazerville, and we want everyone to be a part of them!
Do you hope for a better future for all e-children, no matter their e-race?
How about more job e-security, and innovations in e-business that can once again make our country e-great?
Every Hazervillean deserves access to proper, timely medical care. Our plans include a way to make healthcare e-affordable for all, not just the privileged among us!
Together, we can restore our country to its former greatness. I have confidence in our e-abilities!
Won't you join us?
*holds out hand to the audience for dramatic flair*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Nov 11, 2009 16:43:18 GMT -5
*chants*
YES......WE......CAN!!!!!!
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:45:20 GMT -5
Last week, Cam's prize bull tipped over dead in the middle of copulation. I'm not saying Muse is responsible, but don't yall find it suspect that as soon as she announces that her search is over, the bull died?
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 11, 2009 16:46:31 GMT -5
::::::::::::::::::::::::  I just happen to stumble on this... I hate each and everyone of you ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: *takes mic * Listen everyone calm down... I am registering to become a legal citizen of Hazerville and once I pass this spelling test I will be a citizen... I just want the opportunity to live free in the land of opportunity.. raise my kids under the flag |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:47:06 GMT -5
*chants* YES......WE......CAN!!!!!!
Hey you all I'd just like to call something to your attention. Before Reign got here, women were never bound and gagged in a Town Hall. But look at this.
*Points to 91 struggling to get free*
Is this the kind of Hazerville we want? The kind where people who disagree with Reign are sent to Gitmo in political dissident camps? I don't think so. Let's recite the preamble to the constitution.
4 score and 7 years ago... |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Nov 11, 2009 16:50:27 GMT -5
*chants* YES......WE......CAN!!!!!!
Hey you all I'd just like to call something to your attention. Before Reign got here, women were never bound and gagged in a Town Hall. But look at this.
*Points to 91 struggling to get free*
Is this the kind of Hazerville we want? The kind where people who disagree with Reign are sent to Gitmo in political dissident camps? I don't think so. Let's recite the preamble to the constitution.
4 score and 7 years ago... <-----Flails like a fish out of water trying to free herself. Tires herself out and just lays there for a minute, plotting her revenge. |
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Post by Chal™ on Nov 11, 2009 16:50:55 GMT -5
*takes mic * Listen everyone calm down... I am registering to become a legal citizen of Hazerville and once I pass this spelling test I will be a citizen... I just want the opportunity to live free in the land of opportunity.. raise my kids under the flag That alone tells you that Reign has NO INTENTIONS WHATSOEVER of becoming a Hazerville Citizen. Reign + a spelling test = DEPORTED *looks over and sees 91 tussled up like a thanksgiving Turkey* *snicker* |
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Post by QueenOH on Nov 11, 2009 16:50:57 GMT -5
*chants* YES......WE......CAN!!!!!!
Hey you all I'd just like to call something to your attention. Before Reign got here, women were never bound and gagged in a Town Hall. But look at this.
*Points to 91 struggling to get free*
Is this the kind of Hazerville we want? The kind where people who disagree with Reign are sent to Gitmo in political dissident camps? I don't think so. Let's recite the preamble to the constitution.
4 score and 7 years ago... That isn't the preamble Liar!!!! Corruptor!!!! You shouldn't trust a man that wears that much purple!!! |
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Post by Oren Ishii on Nov 11, 2009 16:52:54 GMT -5
*walks up and takes Reign by the hand*
See?
Reign is committed to the e-vision of a great & glorious Hazerville! All we need now if you to join us...
Together, we'll build a bright & beautiful future for ALL Hazervilleans, whether e-citizens by birth or e-immigrants!
I have e-hope for the future!
I have e-faith in our commitment to working together!
It brings me e-joy to have the opportunity to serve the e-country I love so much!
Say it with me now...91 has the idea:
YES...WE...E-CAN!!!!!
YES...WE...E-CAN!!!!
*crowd begins to chant the new slogan. Muse walks over to her assistant*
~This dragons issue? All the other -scandals mentioned? Make them disappear.~
*Carole, Muse's assistant, nods & scuttles off.*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Nov 11, 2009 16:55:21 GMT -5
*on the floor, 91 mumbles through her gag*
MPH...MPH..MPH!
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 11, 2009 16:55:33 GMT -5
*sings alone*
I's love thee Hazhervidle ... I's love thee
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Post by Alc 06 on Nov 11, 2009 16:56:14 GMT -5
*sings more random songs
Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg
Racecars, lasers, air-a-planes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
or rewrite history.
Ducktales.....whoooo hoo....
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