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Post by osiris on Jan 31, 2008 8:15:44 GMT -5
Things brings a whole new meaning to the phrase: "A life after death."
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WARSAW (Reuters) - Red tape is preventing a Polish man from returning from the dead. Piotr Kucy, 38 and from the city of Polkowice in southwest Poland, was wrongly identified by authorities last August as a drowned man, only to show up a few days after his own funeral.
Despite pointing out the fact that he was alive to government officials, Kucy still remains dead in official records, stopping him from working and paying social insurance.
But on the bright side, a local newspaper reported on Tuesday, he no longer needs to pay taxes.
"We are nearly through January, and my documents still say I'm dead," Kucy told Gazeta Wyborcza, adding: "It's a bit of a joke." But a registry office official was adamant about the situation. "This citizen does not exist," she told the paper.
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Post by osiris on Jan 31, 2008 8:37:04 GMT -5
Here's my question to you Osiris...
Question: If his ass showed up "a few days after" the funeral .... who the in the hell was laying in the casket?!?!
Your Conscience...
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Post by osiris on Jan 31, 2008 8:41:48 GMT -5
Man, I don't have a damn clue; but I sho'll would've love to have seen the faces of the family members and friends ...
Family Member: Betty .... call the funeral director .... I want a goddam refund!!! And whoever is in that casket .... dig his ass up ... I want that casket back. Cuz somebody gon' die damn it! Dis' boy here got some explainin' to do....
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Post by Sista08 on Jan 31, 2008 8:44:48 GMT -5
I love when people get bored and talk to themselves in their thread. I used to do it all the time.
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Post by osiris on Jan 31, 2008 8:50:55 GMT -5
(chuckling) ... and I thought it was only me who did such a thing. What's going on with ya' Sista?
O...
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Post by Sista08 on Jan 31, 2008 9:09:00 GMT -5
nothing much, being semi productive. Ive been doing way too much work all week.
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Post by BklynPearl on Jan 31, 2008 9:32:34 GMT -5
LMBO @ this thread.
Welcome back Osiris!!!
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Post by osiris on Jan 31, 2008 9:36:19 GMT -5
{...gently hugs and gives Bklyn a kiss on the cheek ...}
Thanks for the warm welcome ...
Oh, I've got plenty stories up my sleeve to tell...
O...
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Post by BklynPearl on Jan 31, 2008 9:37:47 GMT -5
*Hugs Osiris back*
I'll be here waiting for your delightful stories.
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Post by Julie Art on Jan 31, 2008 9:49:32 GMT -5
It takes O, lol!
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Post by BKupInHere on Jan 31, 2008 12:23:32 GMT -5
<---would sit @ the back of my own funeral WRITING DOWN who cried,threw themselves on my casket,DIDNT SHED A TEAR (would be looking REAL HARD @ that one) and wonder who put that ugly-assed pic of me on my casket!
<---would have a list longer than Damie's!!!
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Post by MochaD on Jan 31, 2008 12:43:53 GMT -5
<---would sit @ the back of my own funeral WRITING DOWN who cried,threw themselves on my casket,DIDNT SHED A TEAR (would be looking REAL HARD @ that one) and wonder who put that ugly-assed pic of me on my casket! <---would have a list longer than Damie's!!! :: DEAD :: (how appropriate for this thread don'cha think?) ;D
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Post by BklynPearl on Jan 31, 2008 12:49:54 GMT -5
<---would sit @ the back of my own funeral WRITING DOWN who cried,threw themselves on my casket,DIDNT SHED A TEAR (would be looking REAL HARD @ that one) and wonder who put that ugly-assed pic of me on my casket! <---would have a list longer than Damie's!!! You'll do like Fishbone on Good Times, LOL!!!
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Post by Mrs. Eyes on Jan 31, 2008 13:13:42 GMT -5
*waves* Hi O!
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