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Post by Chal™ on Oct 12, 2009 16:12:00 GMT -5
Queen: So you have something else for me? Informant: You have the money? Queen: Of course, but I have to be sure your information is worth it. I: It is. I'll be you have no clue who that Kyng guy is. Q: As far as I know he is the love slave of Oksana. I: Well I've done some digging and he has ties to Hazerville...he is the first born of a certain OOAer Q: Really who? I: Back in the city of Stophazing there lived a girl. This girl was involved in a passionate secret affair with her father’s business rival. She got pregnant but she knew that if she told her family that she would be disown by her father and loss all rights to the family fortune. She went away to Paperville to have the baby and that is also where she put the little boy up of adoption. That little boy is back and his name is Kyng. Q: So who is Kyng’s mom I: [glow=red,2,300]Kyng is the first born child of AKADaHardway alias Juicy[/glow] I can't breathe, buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! OMG!!! THAT GOT ME. TOO!!!!!!!!!! I am so ready for this season. lol |
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Post by QueenOH on Oct 12, 2009 21:57:51 GMT -5
*Queen stares in shock*
Queen: Does Kyng know? Does he know that his mother is one of the riches women in hazerville.
Informant: Neither of them knows. Juicy probably never thought that part of her past would come back.
Q: How do you know all this
I: I was recruited by Cold to look into Juicy's past when he left her in charge as e-mayor. He wanted to make sure he has some dirt on her in case he had to blackmail his way back into office. Then he disappeared. I was afraid that Juicy found out and had him eliminated.
Q: It was all over the papers that Work was suspected to be involved in Cold's disappearance not Juicy.
I: You think that hazerville police can make a mistake? Heck they are hardly ever there when something goes down.
Q: That's true.
I: So Kyng doesn't know about his heritage, but someone close to him does know.
Q: Who?
I: Oksana. She is just waiting for the day that she and Kyng are e-wed. Then she can reveal Kyng to be the first heir to the Juicy Fortune and be rich for the rest of her life.
Q: So Kyng is just being used.
I: Yes and she is smart. She can be with him from when he was e-broke so that he believes that she really loves him for him. But Oksana only loves one person...but that secret is not what you paid for today.
Q: Next time I'll be sure to bring extra money.
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 12, 2009 22:26:15 GMT -5
*pause*
Ok so I read this thread. You all should actually write a screenplay. This is good stuff.
*play*
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 13, 2009 9:06:35 GMT -5
This is hilarious! OK, so what e-age did I have Kyng, like 15 or 16? I'm still laughing at this!
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 13, 2009 15:03:39 GMT -5
A black CTS pulls up in Oksana’s driveway, Kyng gets out. He notices the grass needs to be cut. Before he can get to the door, Oksana opens the door.
Ok: Where have you been?
Ky: Out trying to drum up business.
Ok: You were probably out gallivanting with Vibluedreamz. You need to drum up a lawnmower and get on that grass.
Ky: Oksana, its 6:30, there is no time before nightfall and it’s been a long day.
She steps aside, letting him inside and give him a glare. In the house, Kyng smells the aroma of smothered pork chops. Oksana and Kyng walk into the kitchen. Kyng looks in the skillet and notices that there is only one pork chop. He turns to look at Oksana and notices she is making a plate.
Ky: Did you eat?
Ok: Not yet.
She scoops all of the sweet potatoes and macaroni. She forks the lone pork chop onto her plate. She walks over to the table, says grace, and begins eating.
Ky: You only cooked enough for you?
Ok: Yes. You haven’t paid any bills around here. Go see if VI fixed you something.
Ky: Oksana, you know I have e-abandonment issues. I e-bounced around from foster home to foster home. My real e-mom never wanted me. My e-foster parents never wanted me. You were the only person who e-wanted me. I e-wanted you, too; so much so that I turned a blind eye to your e-relationship with Truthful Authority. Now, I get sent on a couple of e-dates, and you start tripping. I don’t have a history with VI. I do with you.
Ok: Good, keep it that way.
Ky: Can I get something to eat?
Ok: No.
Ky: What did I do?
Ok: Good night.
Kyng glares back at OS and leaves. He gets into his car and backs out of Oksana’s driveway. Before he can shift to forward drive, his phone rings; it’s an unknown number.
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 13, 2009 16:32:20 GMT -5
*silently waits as Kyng cell phones ring. I'm once again going over the e-paperwork that was mysteriouly left at my door.*
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 13, 2009 17:46:23 GMT -5
Ky: Hello?
Ja: Hi Kyng.
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 13, 2009 20:01:57 GMT -5
Are you e-busy tomorrow? I wanted us to e-meet up for lunch to talk about, um,um, the e-dating show? I'm thinking the new hot spot on the strip:  |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 13, 2009 20:58:59 GMT -5
Sure. Be glad to.
*checks online banking balance*
$53.33
*googles menu for the restaurant*
On second thought Juicy, I think that place is a above my price range.
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 14, 2009 0:00:31 GMT -5
*mumbles under breath about e-broke folks.*
This e-lunch meeting is on the show, you don't have to e-pay.
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 14, 2009 9:03:33 GMT -5
*arrives at the fancy e-restaurant. Speaks to the Maitre D*
Ky: I am meeting Mme Art here at noon.
MD: Ahhh, right this way. You know, we have sent Julie Art numerous invitations to dine here. She is one of the most powerful women in Hazerville. How do you know her?
Ky: I don’t. She sent me on a date with this great woman, but other that, I don’t.
*arrive at the table*
MD: You should. Ben is your waiter. Enjoy your meal.
Ky: Thank you sir.
*Kyng sits and waits patiently for Julie*
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 14, 2009 9:25:29 GMT -5
*comes in wearing this fablous outfit*  *waiter shows me to my table and I slowly but surely sit* Hey Kyng, how are you? |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 14, 2009 9:29:20 GMT -5
I'm good. Glad you decided to meet me. I am SO hungry! How are you?
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 14, 2009 9:33:28 GMT -5
Can't wait for this e-baby to drop. *motions to waiter and he brings our appetizer*  Hope you don't mind the fruit, but I need the nutrients, obviously. *grabs a toothpick of fruit* I'm sure you are wondering why I brought you here, besides for the e-date for the show. *pulls out envelope that was left at my door and places in front of Kyng. Takes a bite into the fruit* |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 14, 2009 9:42:39 GMT -5
Umm, there is a reason besides the show? Do I get paid, cause Oksana is gonna... Nevermind.
*Takes the envelope, assuming it is a check and puts it in his jacket pocket*
*eats some fruit*
So, I hear you are quite the powerful woman. What do you do? I see you are obviously a caring and nurtuing mother. *stares off into space* I wish I had one.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 14, 2009 9:47:48 GMT -5
*Damie gets an anonymous phone call*
Anon: Damie do you know where Juicy is?
Damie: Who is this?
Anon: She's out having dinner right now
Damie: What? Dinner? Who is this?
Anon: Just a concerned citizen
Damie: Concerned eh? Right
*Click Damie Hangs up. He thinks its Queen just trying to stir up trouble. But still - Juicy has been really absent lately. Damie decides to take a drive past some of her favorite restaurants. Her favorite Seafood place. Her favorite Steak place. Her favorite Bar. Nothing. Damie dismisses the phone call and puts it out his mind*
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 14, 2009 9:50:14 GMT -5
Umm, there is a reason besides the show? Do I get paid, cause Oksana is gonna... Nevermind. *Takes the envelope, assuming it is a check and puts it in his jacket pocket* *eats some fruit* So, I hear you are quite the powerful woman. What do you do? I see you are obviously a caring and nurtuing mother. *stares off into space* I wish I had one. *looks at Kyng lik  at him putting the enevlope in his jacket pocket* Ummm, Kyng, that isn't something for you to read later, it is for you to read now, in front of me. That is the e-purpose of this meeting. |
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 14, 2009 9:51:21 GMT -5
*Damie gets an anonymous phone call*
Anon: Damie do you know where Juicy is?
Damie: Who is this?
Anon: She's out having dinner right now
Damie: What? Dinner? Who is this?
Anon: Just a concerned citizen
Damie: Concerned eh? Right
*Click Damie Hangs up. He thinks its Queen just trying to stir up trouble. But still - Juicy has been really absent lately. Damie decides to take a drive past some of her favorite restaurants. Her favorite Seafood place. Her favorite Steak place. Her favorite Bar. Nothing. Damie dismisses the phone call and puts it out his mind* *p* LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! *p* |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 14, 2009 9:55:04 GMT -5
*Damie gets an anonymous phone call*
Anon: Damie do you know where Juicy is?
Damie: Who is this?
Anon: She's out having dinner right now
Damie: What? Dinner? Who is this?
Anon: Just a concerned citizen
Damie: Concerned eh? Right
*Click Damie Hangs up. He thinks its Queen just trying to stir up trouble. But still - Juicy has been really absent lately. Damie decides to take a drive past some of her favorite restaurants. Her favorite Seafood place. Her favorite Steak place. Her favorite Bar. Nothing. Damie dismisses the phone call and puts it out his mind* *p* LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! *p*
I'm showing them how to work themselves into a storyline without disrupting it or ruining the story. Now we have a sub plot. 
*p* |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 14, 2009 9:56:16 GMT -5
It isnt a check for the show? Well, when do I get my check from the show?
*takes evelope out and puts it on the table*
So, about you...
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 14, 2009 10:12:12 GMT -5
*e-hormones are going crazy, partly to being preggars, and partly to Kyng not opening the enevlope*
Boy, didn't I just say the purpose of this e-meeting is for you to read what is in that envelope in front of me? This isn't a social outing, READ IT!
*notices folks looking at me, takes a sip of water and pushes the envelope towards Kyng*
Open it now, and read it.
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 14, 2009 10:19:34 GMT -5
*Opens the envelope. Reads*
I am related to the Hardways of Hazerville? What's this about?
Who are the Hardways?
I was adopted across the state. How could I be related to someone here?
*looks puzzled*
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 14, 2009 10:23:22 GMT -5
*looks at Kyng and grabs his hand*
I'm the Hardways, I'm actually your e-mother.
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 14, 2009 10:28:56 GMT -5
*Laughs hysterically*
Thats funny!! Ok, you got me. Where are the cameras? What is this e-show called? Tricked? Fooled? Whew!
*e-wipes tears from his eyes* That was some funny stuff. Ok, for real, where's my e-money. You have to pay me for one e-show before putting me on another. I'll be back.
*Heads to the bathroom mumbling she almost got me.*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Oct 14, 2009 10:32:56 GMT -5
*pause*
Juice, when are you going to introduce him to his 67 e-sisters and e-brothers?
*play*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 14, 2009 10:36:42 GMT -5
*p*
Hater thy name is 91
*p*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Oct 14, 2009 10:40:49 GMT -5
*p*
Hater thy name is 91
*p* *p* Not really seeing the issue here......now fall back and worry about how you're going to get out of the shelter since Juicy has yet another dependent. I think Kyng just took the last open spot, playa....lol *p* |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 14, 2009 10:45:15 GMT -5
*p*
Hater thy name is 91
*p* *p* Not really seeing the issue here......now fall back and worry about how you're going to get out of the shelter since Juicy has yet another dependent. I think Kyng just took the last open spot, playa....lol *p*
Yeah and you fall back and return to your house full of stray e-cats. That one can of chunky tuna ain't gonna hold them down. LOL
*p* |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Oct 14, 2009 10:53:45 GMT -5
*p* Not really seeing the issue here......now fall back and worry about how you're going to get out of the shelter since Juicy has yet another dependent. I think Kyng just took the last open spot, playa....lol *p*
Yeah and you fall back and return to your house full of stray e-cats. That one can of chunky tuna ain't gonna hold them down. LOL
*p**pause* But see the difference? My house versus your bunk at the shelter. At least Muffy and Midnight and Spots and Brownie and Tom and Dooney and Bourke and Sheba and Mittens and Coco and Cujo and Sam and Smokey and I have a place of our own  (can you believe I actually made up names for them all? LOL) *play* |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 14, 2009 11:01:26 GMT -5
*p*
Yeah and you fall back and return to your house full of stray e-cats. That one can of chunky tuna ain't gonna hold them down. LOL
*p* *pause* But see the difference? My house versus your bunk at the shelter. At least Muffy and Midnight and Spots and Brownie and Tom and Dooney and Bourke and Sheba and Mittens and Coco and Cujo and Sam and Smokey and I have a place of our own (can you believe I actually made up names for them all? LOL) *play*
Yes I can... and I will ask you about them in the future (each one by name) LOL you are stupid
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at him putting the enevlope in his jacket pocket*
(can you believe I actually made up names for them all? LOL)