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Post by Chal™ on May 27, 2009 12:12:02 GMT -5
LMAO. I know right
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Post by Chal™ on May 27, 2009 12:23:01 GMT -5
Chal dozes off as Robbie drives her all over Hazerville. Her phone rings.
Chal: Hello?
Voice: Hello, Clarice.
Chal: Stop playing. Who is this?
Voice: So you've forgotten me already, huh?
Chal: Oh, J....
Voice: Ah ah ah, no names. Have you made contact with him?
Chal: Yea,
Voice: Have you made contact with her?
Chal: Yes, but about her. I found out that...
Voice: Found out what?
Chal: She's my cousin. I can't do this.
Voice: You can and you will.
Chal: But she's family!!!!
Voice: fuck family. Family is the reason I got locked up in the first place.
Chal: Can't you just leave her out of this. Your beef is with him.
Voice: He took away the one thing I love the most. My freedom. Now I'm gonna take his precious Logakal.
Chal: But J...
Voice: SHUT UP!!! Don't bitch up now. I'll be in touch. (hangs up)
Chal: Hello? Hello? fuck!!!!!
*texts Logakal*
CLIMB UP OFF THA e-DYCK AND CALL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 27, 2009 12:31:35 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD E-SEX YET!! *LogAKAL hears her phone while in the shower and thinks to herself, EVERYONE knows I'm on my e-honeymoon!  - so she assumes it MUST be an E-mergency* |
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Post by QueenOH on May 27, 2009 12:36:36 GMT -5
*Queen to Chocolatey*
Um about that waring them thing. Yeah you see there are two problems with that.
One is that I crashed her wedding wearing white, started a food fight, brought up her dating escapades in front of everyone and her e-Karma habit.
After that she might have yelled something about not speaking to me again.
Two if I warn them they'll be home soon and that means a no go on my next home invasion party. I mean I've already invited half the city if I don't pull through my reputation is shot
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on May 27, 2009 12:40:59 GMT -5
DEAD @ QUEEN PUTTING HER E-PARTY OVER MY e-LIFE!!!!!
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Post by QueenOH on May 27, 2009 12:53:59 GMT -5
Chocolatey: Are you sure that putting your party before someone's e-life is right
Queen: You already said I was one of the few that know where she is. Maybe she is safer that way. She might be an easier target if she is back in town.
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Post by Julie Art on May 27, 2009 13:09:41 GMT -5
*Queen calls Juicy and gets her voicemail* Juicy, this is Queen I'm going to have to cancel the dress fitting for today. Something happened came up at wor...home. I'll reschedule with you later. *listens to Queens voicemail*  Not like her to cancel, wonder what is e-going on with her? *decides to go to the family room to watch some TV. Turn on the plasma and I see myself sitting on the couch looking at the TV. I jump up and scream at the same time. Words flash across the screen* *since the last e-incident on my plasma, I haven't turned it on in days. Wanting to turn it on, but afraid too, I let my e-curosity get the best of me. When I turn on the TV, I see the Real Housewives of New Jersey, and nothing scrolling that shouldn't be there. Elated, I flop on the couch to watch my new favorite show. My puppy Snuggles comes walking in and jumps on the couch with me. She has attached to her collar a note. I take it off and read it* YOU ARE TO E-THROW A PARTY AT BLAC'S RESORT! DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS, DO NOT GO TO THE E-POLICE. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!! *shaking, I quickly pick up my cell and text Blac and Queen* |
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on May 27, 2009 16:22:58 GMT -5
Blac wakes up in a cold sweat as he rises from a nightmare. Visions of a shattered ship and darkness engulfing him had him tossing in his sleep all night. After taking a shower and putting on some clothes, Blac heads out the e-motel to meet BLU at a spot they have always been known to go to shoot the e-shyt...
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Post by Julie Art on May 27, 2009 16:32:05 GMT -5
::DEAD::
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on May 27, 2009 16:59:16 GMT -5
On his way to JFC, the phone he was given begins to ring. He flips it open to discover a message from an unknown numberMESSAGE: Need ur help ASAP! Meet me at the e-bar off Paddle Way and Anchor PKWY! BLAC: Man F#@! all this walking! Blac sees a local e-car dealershipSALES ASSOCIATE: (with a snotty attitude) May I help you sir? BLAC:: As a matter of fact yes... I want that one  SALES ASSOCIATE: Well sir, that one is mine! Blac pulls out two large stacks of moneyBLAC: Care to reconsider? Greedily, the sales associate collects the money and hands over the car keys
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Post by QueenOH on May 28, 2009 7:48:02 GMT -5
*Queen to Chocolatey*
Alright I'll warn Logakal, I'll text her
*Queen tries to text Logakal the message "Your life is in danger" but the T9 puts "Your lied is go fanger"*
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on May 28, 2009 15:44:55 GMT -5
[BLAC meets BLU at JFC]
BLU: Nice car, BLAC!
BLAC: Yeah thanks, but that's not the reason I asked you to come through.
BLU: So what's up?
BLAC: Some one tried to kill me on my yacht. I barely got away with my life!
BLU: When did this happen?
BLAC: About a month ago. I hid in an empty log cabin until I thought things cooled down. Spring Water - Not all it's cracked up to be!
BLU: [laughs] But seriously, what do you want me to do?
BLAC: [pulls out the mystery cell phone] First, I want you to find out who is paying for this phone. Second, I will need tools. Finally, I need you to find her...
BLU: Done... Give me two days [takes phone and gives BLAC a new phone] Untraceable. I will give you a call in a few to pick this one back up.
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on May 31, 2009 15:27:46 GMT -5
[BLAC meets up with BLU at a secluded e-spot in the e-business section of town
BLAC: Got what I need?
BLU: Yea. Took me a while to find a few things but I got 'em just like you ordered. [tosses BLAC a large black duffle bag.] Still haven't told me what you are going to do.
BLAC: [checks the items in the bag]. I'll let you know. Thanks!
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Post by QueenOH on Jun 4, 2009 7:23:39 GMT -5
*Queen to Chocolatey* Alright I'll warn Logakal, I'll text her *Queen tries to text Logakal the message "Your life is in danger" but the T9 puts "Your lied is go fanger"* *Queen is clearly upset that she will have to cancel the party* *She pulls up outside of Chal's house and rings the doorbell* |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jun 4, 2009 8:29:22 GMT -5
LogAKAL should have listened to the warning.
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 4, 2009 9:10:33 GMT -5
Chal: Robbie, I think I'm about ready to head home now.
Robbie: Yes, ma'am.
Robbie calls Marco (Chal's head of security) and lets him know they are headed home.
Marco: Put Boss Lady on the phone.
Chal: Yes, Marco?
Marco: Boss Lady, Ms. Queen is here. She says it's urgent that she speak to you.
Chal: Take her inside the main house. Tell the staff to make sure she comfortable. Post a guard outside. I'm on my way.
Marco: Right away.
Marco escorts Queen inside where she is greeted by the housekeeper. After being shown to the living room and given a drink, she settles in to wait for Chal. Chal arrives 15 minutes later.
Chal: Hi, Queen. What brings you by today?
Queen: (sorrrowfully) I'm sorry, Chal.
Chal: What's wrong?
Queen: I'm so sorry.
Queen reaches towards Chal, then everything goes black. When the housekeeper returns to check on Chal and her guest, Chal is lying on the floor in front of the fireplace. Queen is no where in sight.
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Post by QueenOH on Jun 4, 2009 9:24:30 GMT -5
*Queen paces in the bathroom*
Ok what just happened.
*Queen hears the maid come in and scream when she sees Chal*
Oh my sugar. This looks bad. The police will think I did something because of the merger.
She didn’t even sign the papers.
What do I do? What do I do? The security guards are coming now.
*Queen locks the door to the bathroom*
*She puts down the toilet lid to reach the high window*
Why can’t she have normal windows like everyone else?!?!
*Queen tries to squeeze through but gets stuck, one of her heels fall on the lid of the toilet*
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 4, 2009 12:00:08 GMT -5
*Marco hears a noise coming from the bathroom. He tries to open the door, but it's locked. *
Marco: Open the door, NOW!!!!
*nothing*
Marco: Alright, I'm coming in.
*Marco kicks in the door and stops short at the sight of Queen's bottom half flailing in the air.*
Marco: chucklesWhat the hell?
Queen: muffledGet me out of here.
*The paramedics have arrived and the police are on their way. Marco walks outside and around the house to Queen's upper half.*
Queen: If you laugh, i'm gonna scratch your eyes out.
Marco: You are hardly in the position to be making threats.
Queen: I didn't even do anything. She just fell. I swear.
Robbie: walks up She's conscious.
*They move to to go inside.*
Queen: Hey, get me out of here.
*They keep walking.*
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on Jun 4, 2009 16:05:57 GMT -5
In response to the text message off the cell phone BLAC enters the e-bar off Paddle and Anchor. After finding a booth in the back, a waitress approaches
WAITRESS: What can I get you?
BLAC: Some water would be fine for starters.
the waitress walks away to leave a folded piece of paper on the ground. BLAC picks it up. It reads "BACK DOOR". BLAC leaves a tip for the waitress and begins to walk to the back when suddenly two large goons surprise him and inject him with a sedative...
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 5, 2009 14:55:07 GMT -5
Marco and Robbie reach the den where Chal is now sitting upand talking to the paramedics.
Marco: Boss Lady, are you ok?
Chal: I'm fine. (looks around) Where did Queen go?
Robbie: (snickers) She's kinda in a tight spot right now.
Chal: Huh? Never mind, I'll call her. Can you get these people out of here. Marco, you and Robbie meet me in my study in ten minutes. We need to talk.
Chal's security team clears the house. Chal makes herself a drink, then waits for Marco and Robbie to arrive.
Marco: You feeling alright?
Chal: I love how you worry about me. I'm fine.
Marco: What did Queen do to make you pass out?
Chal: Queen? Nothing.
Robbie: She was the only one there. She had to have done something.
Chal: No. Really. When she was about to say something, I just so happened to glance at the television. Logakal has been murdered. She and Work were ambused in their hotel room. I've been worrying about her all day so seeing that, well, you know.
Marco: I'll see what I can find out.
Chal: I know you will. That's why I called you two in here today. Marco, I want you to promote Robbie. He is to become MY personal bodyguard. Everywhere I go, he goes. He is no longer on field duty.
Marco: Done.
Chal: That is, Robbie, if you want the job.
Robbie: Thank you, Boss Lady. I won't let you down.
Chal: I will also need a permanent driver. I will trust your judgement on your selection.
Marco: Done. Now, you wanna tell us what this is all about?
Chal: (takes a deep breath) I've known Work a lot longer than I let on. You see, he has a brother nam Job.............
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on Jun 7, 2009 10:23:12 GMT -5
BLAC wakes up tied to a chair in an abandoned barbershop on the outskirts of town. He can recognize the smell of talc powder and after shave. He struggles to break free only to be slapped down by one of the goons that got him at the e-barBLAC: Why am I here? GOON#1: You'll find out in good time... BLAC hears the back and forth scraping of a razor blade on a leather stripVOICE: I heard you were in town, but I couldn't believe it myself. Had to find out for myself. BLAC: You're the one who gave me the phone. VOICE: Very observant, BLAC. I was tracking your moves. I had you followed by my best agents and now that you settled in, I feel it is time that I introduce myself... a figure steps into a dim light BLAC: YOU!
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 8, 2009 8:38:40 GMT -5
p*
hahahahahahahaha
P*
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on Jun 10, 2009 8:03:07 GMT -5
CAM: Yes me, BLAC! Who would have thought you would survive that explosion. I heard about it on the news and was dumbstruck. I even went to your e-funeral. Sad to say it was poorly planned.
BLAC: Maybe it was the fact that people could not believe I was dead. Tell your monkeys to cut me loose. You know me by now... Nothing is going to happen.
CAM gives the goons the signal to release him. Upon realease, BLAC punches the goon that slapped him earlier
BLAC: Now we're even!
CAM: Now that you have had you're fun, can we please be humane! We have lot's to talk about!
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on Jun 16, 2009 11:17:56 GMT -5
after revealing his identity to BLAC, CAM began to explain the bigger picture
CAM: I really thought you were e-dead! How did you make it?
BLAC: I was sleep in the cabin when I heard some splashing on the side of the boat. I went for my pistol and got on the main deck and saw two men trying to put something by the ship's engines. Instead of killing them, I let them go. I escaped in my ship's life boat and made it to shore only to see my ship explode and sink to the bottom.
CAM: Do you know the two men?
BLAC: No, but I did see something. On their boat, there was a RED BULL insignia on the side.
CAM: (shakes his head) My friend, you are a victim of the DEMOLITION SQUAD. They are hired guns used to make anyone disappear.
BLAC: You got it wrong, CAM! I am not a victim, but a survivor. And these goons will PAY WHAT THEY OWE!
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on Jun 24, 2009 8:01:41 GMT -5
After leaving CAM at the abandoned barbershop, BLAC called his friend BLU
BLU: Glad to hear you're still with us!
BLAC: Yea Yea. Listen, do you have any intel on a team called the DEMOLITION SQUAD?
BLU: Something that I wouldn't speak about on the phone, but watch your back. Highly Dangerous!
BLAC: Bet, pick me up at East PLEDGE by CHAL's.
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Post by QueenOH on Oct 9, 2009 15:38:42 GMT -5
recap:
Log & Work Married
Log e-died
Cold disappeared
Log came back to life (Vamp)
Cold reappeared
Juicy has another kid on the way
Queen got out of Chal's bathroom window on her own
New neighbors came to hazerville
A lot happened in the off season
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Post by QueenOH on Oct 9, 2009 15:39:20 GMT -5
Queen meets with he informant for her gossip column at a cafe downtown.
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 9, 2009 16:06:20 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do have another e-kid on the way. Getting near that e-time. I'mma have my tubes e-tied after this!  |
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Post by QueenOH on Oct 12, 2009 14:14:05 GMT -5
Queen: So you have something else for me?
Informant: You have the money?
Queen: Of course, but I have to be sure your information is worth it.
I: It is. I'll be you have no clue who that Kyng guy is.
Q: As far as I know he is the love slave of Oksana.
I: Well I've done some digging and he has ties to Hazerville...he is the first born of a certain OOAer
Q: Really who?
I: Back in the city of Stophazing there lived a girl. This girl was involved in a passionate secret affair with her father’s business rival. She got pregnant but she knew that if she told her family that she would be disown by her father and loss all rights to the family fortune. She went away to Paperville to have the baby and that is also where she put the little boy up of adoption. That little boy is back and his name is Kyng.
Q: So who is Kyng’s mom
I: Kyng is the first born child of AKADaHardway alias Juicy
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 12, 2009 14:21:42 GMT -5
Queen: So you have something else for me? Informant: You have the money? Queen: Of course, but I have to be sure your information is worth it. I: It is. I'll be you have no clue who that Kyng guy is. Q: As far as I know he is the love slave of Oksana. I: Well I've done some digging and he has ties to Hazerville...he is the first born of a certain OOAer Q: Really who? I: Back in the city of Stophazing there lived a girl. This girl was involved in a passionate secret affair with her father’s business rival. She got pregnant but she knew that if she told her family that she would be disown by her father and loss all rights to the family fortune. She went away to Paperville to have the baby and that is also where she put the little boy up of adoption. That little boy is back and his name is Kyng. Q: So who is Kyng’s mom I: [glow=red,2,300]Kyng is the first born child of AKADaHardway alias Juicy[/glow] I can't breathe, buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! |
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- so she assumes it MUST be an E-mergency*
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Not like her to cancel, wonder what is e-going on with her?
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I will honor and defend..