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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 16, 2009 15:06:42 GMT -5
I licked a worm once. I was only 4 but to this day when I think about it, I get ill. It had rained that day and there were a lot of worms squiggling around on the ground. I picked one up and stared at it for a while and then; for reasons that I am still unable to understand or explain; I licked it. Don't judge me...I was only 4!!! |
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Post by No Screen Name on Mar 16, 2009 15:12:40 GMT -5
LOL, you reminded me of something: when I was like seven, I found a bunch of worms, too. I didn't lick any (blech) but I did put all of them on a piece of white paper, and drew a circle around each one. I wrote a name over each circle--Tammy, Steven, Elizabeth, etc. But they kept squiggling out of their respective circles.
My mom came in my room and caught me, and threw me, Tammy, Elizabeth, Steven and all their worm brothers and sisters out of the house. ;D
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Post by 123Diva on Mar 16, 2009 15:15:47 GMT -5
I used to eat dirt.
And chalk.
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Post by No Screen Name on Mar 16, 2009 15:18:41 GMT -5
^^^^^I've heard people from the country say that. Starch, too.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 16, 2009 15:20:40 GMT -5
Yep and red clay.
LMAO@ Nassy lil 4 year old Prissy!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by Bathroom Model on Mar 16, 2009 15:30:55 GMT -5
i just to love to lick off my ASH.
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Post by No Screen Name on Mar 16, 2009 15:59:38 GMT -5
What about when older people lick a Kleenex and wipe little kids' faces with it? YECH!
Oh, and eating dirt and chalk and whatnot actually has a name--it's called Pica. Supposedly Black women in the South suffer from it at really high rates--doctors think it may be caused by a nutritional deficiency.
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Post by nsync on Mar 16, 2009 16:01:02 GMT -5
Little kids face be all funky after that....dang shame.
LOLOLOL
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 16, 2009 16:05:37 GMT -5
Outtie goes around sniffing kids' faces
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Post by nsync on Mar 16, 2009 16:20:00 GMT -5
Queen, embrace Christianthelionism. Christian loves you and so do I.
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Post by No Screen Name on Mar 16, 2009 16:25:40 GMT -5
Outtie--you didn't hear the sad news?  Christian mauled some people a few years later. Tore their skull to pieces. It was all on the news and everything. In fact, I'll bet you can find it on YouTube. Therefore, I can't get involved with your new cult religion. |
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Post by Bathroom Model on Mar 16, 2009 16:42:01 GMT -5
Outtie--you didn't hear the sad news? Christian mauled some people a few years later. Tore their skull to pieces. It was all on the news and everything. In fact, I'll bet you can find it on YouTube. Therefore, I can't get involved with your new cult religion. In to the pits of fire you non-believer!!! |
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Post by Don't Be A Victim on Mar 16, 2009 16:43:30 GMT -5
This lady came in McDonalds, laid her baby on the table that I was was normal.
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2009 16:51:16 GMT -5
I licked a worm once. I was only 4 but to this day when I think about it, I get ill. It had rained that day and there were a lot of worms squiggling around on the ground. I picked one up and stared at it for a while and then; for reasons that I am still unable to understand or explain; I licked it. Don't judge me...I was only 4!!! Eww, you jes nassy!!! lol |
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Post by No Screen Name on Mar 16, 2009 16:51:19 GMT -5
It's true, Marilyn! Bit one man's head clean off. I thought you all knew already. I'm sorry to be the one to break the news.  |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2009 16:53:10 GMT -5
hey, the point of the Christian story is that he remembered his FRIENDS. He didn't know them other mofos so they had to die. lol
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Post by Bathroom Model on Mar 16, 2009 17:03:48 GMT -5
hey, the point of the Christian story is that he remembered his FRIENDS. He didn't know them other mofos so they had to die. lol from that story we learn that we need to destroy (rid them of their evil thoughts="heads")your emenies and embrace our friends. |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 16, 2009 17:06:33 GMT -5
hey, the point of the Christian story is that he remembered his FRIENDS. He didn't know them other mofos so they had to die. lol from that story we learn that we need to destroy (rid them of their evil thoughts="heads")your [glow=yellow,2,300]emenies[/glow] and embrace our friends. my emenis? lol |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 16, 2009 18:43:03 GMT -5
after dinner i'm bleaching my kitchen because of this post..
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Post by No Screen Name on Mar 16, 2009 19:13:48 GMT -5
after dinner i'm bleaching my kitchen because of this post.. If you do this, but still leave the bathroom without washing your hands like you usually do, then it's all for naught. |
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Post by Bunny Hop on Mar 16, 2009 21:38:52 GMT -5
babies that chew on the shopping cart handle...makes me gag everytime
people who pick up pacifiers off the floor and just stick them back in the babies mouth
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 16, 2009 22:19:04 GMT -5
after dinner i'm bleaching my kitchen because of this post.. If you do this, but still leave the bathroom without washing your hands like you usually do, then it's all for naught. Naw.. i dont even play like that.. I have a complex.. |
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Post by Iceman on Mar 17, 2009 9:09:49 GMT -5
Ok. I got one for ya'll but bear with me.
This wasn't a case of unintentional nastiness - But it was nastiness nevertheless.
This was like the summer 2003 or 2004. I was at a bus stop waiting on a bus along with about 30-40 other people who were waiting on various buses to come. Out of nowhere, a shorter dude in black jeans and an orange hoody comes up behind a girl standing with her friends, grabs the back of her hair, and appears to smear some sort of substance all on her face from in back of her…with his bare hand.
Ok, so the dude takes off running. Meanwhile, the girl is screaming like crazy and then just starts vomiting uncontrollably. We all a little closer to try to help the girl up, and when she lifts her head up…she has what looks like FRESH poop smeared all over the front of her face. Her friends are frantically screaming but at the same time not getting too close as the girl now has poop on her hands from trying to wipe it off her face and is just hurling vomit at random.
One bus driver tells her to be still and starts pouring water from his water bottle over her hands and the top of her forehead and gives her tissue to wipe herself off. Problem is, as he is pouring the water on her head, the girl is still screaming and shaking and now some of the mixture of “fecal life water” is dribbling in her mouth as she screams. The girl vomits again..this time on the drivers feet. The smell then affected the driver, and he staggered back and then threw up himself. At that point, the cops rolled up. Don’t know why the dude did it, if it was over a beef, revenge or what…but it was the nastiest thing I’ve seen up close and personal. That smell of vomit and feces was unforgettable. UGH!
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Post by No Screen Name on Mar 17, 2009 9:16:48 GMT -5
O....M....G....that is the NASTIEST thing I have heard in my natural-born days.
And eff that. it was time to whoop some azz. I would have been whoopin' azz and vomiting at the same time.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 17, 2009 9:20:11 GMT -5
WOW... at the story and Ice's inability to write a short post  |
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Post by Iceman on Mar 17, 2009 9:26:42 GMT -5
WOW... at the story and Ice's inability to write a short post No doubt...I could have just wrote "I saw a girl get pooped on by a poop bandit once" hahaha |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 17, 2009 9:27:39 GMT -5
Naw actually the extended graphic version was better.. LOL
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Post by No Screen Name on Mar 17, 2009 9:28:43 GMT -5
Don't even sweat it, Ice. Us "Deep Thinkers" on the board who don't mind reading APPRECIATE the lengthy posts. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 17, 2009 9:46:35 GMT -5
Don't even sweat it, Ice. Us "Deep Thinkers" on the board who don't mind reading APPRECIATE the lengthy posts. We speak all I here is blah blah blah... |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 17, 2009 17:51:38 GMT -5
lol Reign went to school with Charlie Brown. All he hears is Wah Wah Wah
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Christian mauled some people a few years later. Tore their skull to pieces. It was all on the news and everything. In fact, I'll bet you can find it on YouTube.
