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Post by Julie Art on Oct 2, 2008 9:17:44 GMT -5
*p*
::DEAD:: ::DEAD:: and more ::DEAD::
You all some fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*p*
*wakes up the next morning to see what was a nice premire turned ugly all over the news. My guards tell me that is was Damie.*
Dayum him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dayum that man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes into hysterical fit*
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Post by Cambist on Oct 2, 2008 10:09:57 GMT -5
** p **
I'm done...
** play **
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 2, 2008 10:48:59 GMT -5
::DEAD::
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::DEAD::
*get touch of life from JESUS himself and....*
DIES A damn AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sue A Mofo on Oct 2, 2008 11:00:03 GMT -5
*Comes to the venue as police are collecting evidence/conducting interviews and the maintenance crew are cleaning up*
*Sue takes photos of the scene and eyewitness testimony from the staff*Sue: *thinks to herself* I'm sure this will all come in handy one day....
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 2, 2008 14:02:23 GMT -5
*p*
Damie merely knocked out a few people in order to be with his e-wife. I didn't have anything to do with gun fire this time. All the people I beat up, I beat up on the sub levels (and that one near the exit with Suge). If there was a riot, I didn't start it this time.
I was waiting quietly for Juicy to address the people in the ball room.
*p*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 2, 2008 14:30:31 GMT -5
*the crowd hears gun shots* Anchor 1: While Obama takes the lead in several states...Palin accuses the producers of the hit show "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader" of cheating - after she scored the lowest score ever!!! She claims the kids on the show are actually midget genuises. Anchor 2: In other news...we have an update on the shooting of "The Juicy Life" e-Launch Party ...the gun shots heard by the crowd were in fact car back fires. The car has been indentified as being owned by a Mr. Dash R. Rock. Our reporters contacted him regarding potential charges of "inciting a riot" and he responded: *cuts to audio of Dash's phone call interview*"Fvck Yall...times is hard and gas is high, I tried to cut that shit and my measurements was off a lil I guess. Don't call my mofo house no mo! " Anchor 1 & 2: Anchor 1: In other news...
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dashriprock
OOA neo
No Really - Resistance IS Futile
Posts: 425
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 2, 2008 14:44:48 GMT -5
*P* Well thats a fine howdy doo. I left after the gunfire and rolled out in a limo. I been BAMBOOZLED, HOODWINKED, HAD THE WOOL PULLED OVER MY EYES, I WAS TORN ASUNDER AND LEAD ASTRAY. I DIDN'T LAND ON PLYMOUTH ROCK, PLYMOUTH LANDED ON ME! Somebody Fukit up for airybody and I get the blame. damn! damn! damnNNNNNN! oh thanks for that moment *P*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 2, 2008 14:48:11 GMT -5
*P* Well thats a fine howdy doo. I left after the gunfire and rolled out in a limo. I been BAMBOOZLED, HOODWINKED, HAD THE WOOL PULLED OVER MY EYES, I WAS TORN ASUNDER AND LEAD ASTRAY. I DIDN'T LAND ON PLYMOUTH ROCK, PLYMOUTH LANDED ON ME! Somebody Fukit up for airybody and I get the blame. damn! damn! damnNNNNNN! oh thanks for that moment *P* *p* LMAOOO!!!!!!!!! Da Whole segment Dash!!! LOL Maybe it was just another Black Man and you fit the description!!! HAHAHAHA *p*
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dashriprock
OOA neo
No Really - Resistance IS Futile
Posts: 425
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 2, 2008 14:50:40 GMT -5
SEE SEE WHY YALL ALWAYS GOT TO BE RADICAL PROFILING THE BLACK MAN!!!!!
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Post by Sue A Mofo on Oct 2, 2008 16:26:34 GMT -5
SEE SEE WHY YALL ALWAYS GOT TO BE RADICAL PROFILING THE BLACK MAN!!!!! *Hands Dash my buiness card*
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 3, 2008 11:13:03 GMT -5
::DEAD:: @ ya'll!!!!!!!!
*hears the lastest reports*
So Damie, didn't e-shoot anyone, but he did knock folks out.
What the e-hayle am I gonna do with this man? Maybe I just oughta give him a couple thousand to make him leave me e-alone.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 3, 2008 11:28:26 GMT -5
::DEAD:: @ ya'll!!!!!!!! *hears the lastest reports* So Damie, didn't e-shoot anyone, but he did knock folks out. What the e-hayle am I gonna do with this man? Maybe I just oughta give him a couple thousand to make him leave me e-alone. You betta keep Damie...you babies need a Daddy....HELL you ain't gone find a WHOLE militia to train them lil insurgeons!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 3, 2008 11:29:47 GMT -5
I know you ain't e-talking, Miss I don't know who my e-baby daddy is so I'm just gonna e-blame it on someone!
I know who the e-fathers are to my kids, too bad you couldn't say the e-same!! LOL!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 3, 2008 12:04:28 GMT -5
I know you ain't e-talking, Miss I don't know who my e-baby daddy is so I'm just gonna e-blame it on someone! I know who the e-fathers are to my kids, too bad you couldn't say the e-same!! LOL! LMAO!! HEY!!! I'm just finding this out too!!!!! hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 1, 2011 17:36:27 GMT -5
*bump*
THIS.shit.HERE.IS.FRICKING.AMAZING!!!!
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Post by Julie Art on Mar 2, 2011 11:55:45 GMT -5
ROTFL! Wonder where I was IRL that I missed all the pages in between to add my two cents?
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Mar 10, 2011 23:17:00 GMT -5
We DEF had fun back in the day.
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