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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 21:23:15 GMT -5
*Dj Announces*
This one is for all the single people in the room - GO for IT!
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Post by DSTspr98 on Oct 1, 2008 21:27:23 GMT -5
*Runs on the FLOOR just because...THIS MY SONG*
GOOD PICK!!!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 21:28:46 GMT -5
*p*
Hmmm...that's a GOOD song for DASH to DASSHHH on over...
*p*
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 1, 2008 21:30:07 GMT -5
*Looks at Mystery Man then at Dash back at man then at Dash runs onto the floor to dance!*
"Thas my JAM!"
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 1, 2008 21:31:01 GMT -5
*p* Hmmm...that's a GOOD song for DASH to DASSHHH on over... *p* LMAO! |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 1, 2008 21:32:20 GMT -5
*Damie slides in through the loading dock*
Staff: Umm sir can I help you
Damie: No - I'm just making a delivery
Staff: From where?
Damie: UPS
Staff: UPS? Where's your uniform
Damie: I'm a manager so I don't have to wear it
Staff: Don't have to wear it eh? Can I see some I.D.?
Damie: Sure
*POW*
*Damie is spotted walking aimlessly in the storage area looking for the stairs to the reception when he is approached by more staff*
Staff: Excuse me?
Damie: Yes
Staff: Can I help you?
Damie: Um - yes can you tell me how to get to the main level
Staff: You have to go up through the service elevator to get there. May I ask why you're here?
Damie: I'm delivering a package from Mrs. DamieQue
Staff: Mrs? I'm sorry - there's no Mrs. DamieQue here
Damie: Yes she is - the billboards have been advertising her all week
Staff: I think you referring to Ms. Juicy
Damie: I - said - Mrs. DamieQue
Staff: You know what? This is not even up for discussion. I'm goig to need to see some -
*POW* Damie cuts to the chase
*Damie finds the elevator but it does not take him to the main floor as the Staff member had suggested. Damie is again confronted by staff - as security is tight for Juicy's premiere*
Staff: Excuse me sir
Damie keeps walking
Staff: Sir excuse me!
Damie stops: Yes ma'am can I help you?
Staff: Yes - who are you?
Damie: Who am I? I'm working security for an event who are you?
Staff: Security? Their detail is two floors up - and you're not wearing a uniform
Damie: Ma'am we have plain clothes details as well. You see we do it to -
Staff: I know we have plain clothes details - I have been coordinating their roster all night
Damie pauses: Well I'm on that sum b!tch that's all I know
Staff: This roster?
Damie: That roster right there - yeah I'm on it
Staff: You know what? Let me see -
*POW*
That's right dammit. It's the games section and in the games section e'rbody gets it - what?
*Damie still trying to find his way upstairs is confronted yet again*
Tech guy: Excuse me
Damie rolling eyes: Not now - I'm doing a security sweep *Damie waves the youngster off*
Tech guy: Hey I need to talk to you though - we have a security breech
Damie stops: Where?
Tech guy: It occurred about 15 minutes ago at the loading dock... I have the video recorded on my monitor
Damie: let me see
*Tech guy takes Damie in control room and shows him the footage. Damie is amazed that the youngster cannot tell that it's actually him in the video. Damie feigns interest in the video and then asks*
Damie: Do you have complete file control over this video? I need to make sure it's protected
Tech Guy: absolutely - I have a folder that I'm going to save this file even though the computer Autosaves
Damie: like regular Windows operating system?
Tech Guy: Yeah pretty much...
Damie: Cool *Damie thinks damn how am I gonna delete the Autosave file?* well I'm going to get my security detail and hunt this guy down
Tech Guy: Wait a minute... where's your walkie talkie?
*POW* Tech guy takes a quick break
*Damie deletes the file and reboots the system in hopes to erase the auto save video of his entry. Damie makes his way up two floors to find actual security. Sadly instead he finds hotel staff. They also are prompted to take a work break granted by Damie's fists.*
Innocent Bystander: Excuse me sir... can you tell me how to get to the lower level parking Deck?
*POW* Just in the wrong place at the wrong time
*Damie finally makes it to the main floor. Celebrities are still walking the Red Carpet. Juicy's premiere is off the Richter.*
Mogul: Hey - Damie is that you? What up man? How you do-
*POW* Just on GP. He said my name - he almost blew my cover - plus he owed me royalties
*Damie finds a dark corne to hide in and wait for the event to begin. Strangely/Coincidentally/Ironically the Jennifer Hudson remake of "You're Gonna Love Me" Plays softly in the background.*
To be continued...
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Post by BrnSuga on Oct 1, 2008 21:36:54 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 1, 2008 21:37:01 GMT -5
::pause::
DAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Boooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and u doin the most! got me IRL lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::play::
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Post by DSTspr98 on Oct 1, 2008 21:39:35 GMT -5
*Pause*
LLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!
*Play*
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 1, 2008 21:42:02 GMT -5
::pause::
I'm still lmao!!
::play::
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Post by BrnSuga on Oct 1, 2008 21:42:07 GMT -5
*the crowd hears gun shots*  |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 1, 2008 21:43:43 GMT -5
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Yall Killing me!!!!!!
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No Really - Resistance IS Futile
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 21:44:05 GMT -5
*Walks out to the dance floor as I see 98 & T Mo shaking it. I just walk right over and get in between them and spins around. Just spins around. I love it between two women. Both look at me sideways but keeps on dancing! I know they like it!!!! ;D  |
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 21:45:05 GMT -5
damn just when Im bout to get my groove on
and just like that the partys over!
Yall FUK it up for erybody!
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Post by coldfront06 on Oct 1, 2008 21:45:22 GMT -5
*Colds hears shooting and thinks...*
Are we at the Source awards???
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Post by BrnSuga on Oct 1, 2008 21:46:34 GMT -5
*Colds hears shooting and thinks...* Are we at the Source awards??? STUPID!!!! LMAO!!! |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Oct 1, 2008 22:00:14 GMT -5
*Pause*
GUNSHOTS!!!
LLLLLLMMMMMAAAAAOOOO
Brn.....LOL!!
*Play*
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 1, 2008 22:01:49 GMT -5
*Grabs 98 and run to the nearest exit and head for the car looks back for Dash don't see him and keeps running* "He better "Run Nigga Run" because we are gone!" *picks up speed and passes Asafa Powell  holding 98's hand* |
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Post by phrozenexec1906 on Oct 1, 2008 22:02:50 GMT -5
Gunshots... Come on... you know Phrozen still have PTSD from fighting the Taliban. *Colds hears shooting and thinks...* Are we at the Source awards??? |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 1, 2008 22:05:56 GMT -5
*picks up speed and passes Asafa Powell
Not to worry - I hear Powell has actually become accustomed to this kind of thing over the last couple of years. LOL
*p* |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 22:07:37 GMT -5
Gunshots... Come on... you know Phrozen still have PTSD from fighting the Taliban. *Colds hears shooting and thinks...* Are we at the Source awards???
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLD>.DA SOURCE AWARDS!! IF Suge Got knocked out
'WE IN TROUBLE!
T MO YOU STUPID DEN A MOFO!!!!!!!!
PHROZEN! OMG!!!!! PTSD!!!!!
COLD! Get me outta here...I BEEN e-shot twice!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 1, 2008 22:08:06 GMT -5
Damie!!!!!
Where u been?!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Asafa is THE man this year!!!!
Read up about my boo Damie!
YOU about to be on MY List talkin about my boo!
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Post by coldfront06 on Oct 1, 2008 22:09:21 GMT -5
*Cold grabs Log and carries her out of the door. Luckily, Cold parked in the handicapped space in front so he quickly gets to the ride and takes Log to safety*  |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 22:13:41 GMT -5
*Cold grabs Log and carries her out of the door. Luckily, Cold parked in the handicapped space in front so he quickly gets to the ride and takes Log to safety* *Cold jumps in and sees this stuck on his windshield...*  Cold: damn...$350!!  |
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 22:21:03 GMT -5
*Walks slowly out as everybody stampeeds. The shots were not even in the main room and these MOFOs running like they bussing shots right there. As I head out I see a lot of the staff slowly getting off the floor and I try to figure out what happen to them. Wow, black eyes all around. Huuummmmm!!!!
Hops in my waiting limo and tells the drive Home James!*
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Post by coldfront06 on Oct 1, 2008 22:23:00 GMT -5
What the fuck? I got a ticket? Like a handicapped person can't drive a nice car??  |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 1, 2008 22:24:11 GMT -5
*Makes it to the car and peel out gets to red light and texts Dash*
"Just making sure you are ok hit me up when you can to let me know you are fine"
*Ends texts and keeps driving all the way home*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 22:35:01 GMT -5
*Makes it to the car and peel out gets to red light and texts Dash* "Just making sure you are ok hit me up when you can to let me know you are fine" *Ends texts and keeps driving all the way home*
*In my best Uncle Ruckus Impersonation*
THEY SHOULDA NEVA
GAVE YOU NIGGUHS MONEY!!
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OOA neo
No Really - Resistance IS Futile
Posts: 425
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 22:39:59 GMT -5
*Makes it to the car and peel out gets to red light and texts Dash* "Just making sure you are ok hit me up when you can to let me know you are fine" *Ends texts and keeps driving all the way home* *Get's TXT and TXT back - Yeah I made it out ok. The shooting wasn't even in the main room, but sombody knocked a whole bunch of MOFO out. That was crazy. I'm rolling home, its been a very busy day way to eventful and I am not up for any mo bs tonight. We will talk tomorrow at the shop. We need to clear the air. Get home safe and sleep tight. Sit's back in limo and thinks what a fukin day!* |
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No Really - Resistance IS Futile
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 22:42:23 GMT -5
*Makes it to the car and peel out gets to red light and texts Dash* "Just making sure you are ok hit me up when you can to let me know you are fine" *Ends texts and keeps driving all the way home*
*In my best Uncle Ruckus Impersonation*
THEY SHOULDA NEVA
GAVE YOU NIGGUHS MONEY!!
*P* Or better yet Don't trust dem new nigguhs over derrrrrrrrr!!!!*P* |
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