Damie's Class Action Suit

[Creepy voyeur]

<---Peeping in the window

I think I see a titty

rubbing myself

[LogAKAlly <3'n Keef]

Sept 23, 2008 15:57:55 GMT -5 The Elect Lady said:

*watches LL trip Random audience member*
*sees 98 try and snatch 91 to no avail*

*flinches when Juicy gets hit in the head with a chair*

I got ta get the hell outta here!!!

*begins low crawling towards exit, but is knocked over by LL*

DON'T MESS UP MY HAIR!!!! I JUST GOT IT DONE!!!!

*Logakal realizes she tripped Eager*

Logakal: Eager!?! GET UNDER here!!

Eager: WTH is going on?!?

Logakal: Empty your pockets!!!

*Eager comes out with a old crack pipe, $4 in foodstamps, a book of matches, a lighter turned up on full blast, some cheap spray can perfume and a Ice pack*

All 4:

Logakal: I have a plan, I'll create a diversion

*Logakal grabs the rubber bands and paper clips - makes a make shift sling shot - grabs the ice pack and jumps on the table reminiscent of her favorite character from Mortal Kombat - SUB ZERO*



Logakal: *Yells randomly into the crowd*
GET OVER HERE!!!!!!



*Logakal fires the ice pack and hits 1 dude...yep..1 dude in the head and ducks back under the desk*

91/98/Eager: WHAT HAPPEND?!?

Logakal: Nothing...dammmn it...we gotta think of something else!

[B Strugg]

P

LMAO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LOL..lmao...lol...

P

[Julie Art]

*p*

Why I got to be the one who gets hit in the head! Buaahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

*p*

Knocked out unconscious on the floor. My body guards surround my body as I lay unmoving on the floor, making sure no one e-steps on me.

[B Strugg]

* Gets Text from Log*

It's going down in the court room! Damie and the Judge are wilding out. It done turned into an all out battle field. I need a big favor Strugg. You know that explosive flour we were supposed to use at Damies Bachelor party? Imma need you to bring some and break us out of here. Me, 91, and 98..no one else.

Shyt....what I do with that stuff...I told Log that it was too dangerous to tamper with....Imma about to look like a crack head sweating and shaking in my car praying that I get to the court in one piece.



**Arrive at courthouse with flour bomb....sit it right outside of the court room and detonate it**

There's a HUGE explosion....and every one starts making their way out of the building



** ???Looking through crowd trying to find Log, 98, and 91 **



**Sees Eager butt naked bathing in the flour and sweeping it up ...She thinks it's a CRACK PARTY...Poor thing **



:(I hope I didn't hurt my girls ....I have to find them.......

[DamieQue™]

BStrugg's bomb goes off and destroys the building - sadly everyone does not e-make it out

[B Strugg]

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Damie knew damn well I blew down the side wall....lmao....

;DTah well ;D.....LMAO

P

[huey]

Sept 23, 2008 20:50:34 GMT -5 B Strugg said:

**Sees Eager butt naked bathing in the flour and sweeping it up ...She thinks it's a CRACK PARTY...Poor thing **



:(I hope I didn't hurt my girls ....I have to find them.......

*p*

EAGER JUST LET IT GO, LET IT GO MAMA

*p*

[huey]

*p*
Where'd you get this picture, i mite have new fetish
*p*

[LogAKAlly <3'n Keef]

A damn TOMBSTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!

OH hell

NO..I'm not e-dead!!

I just came back from the "dead"

What had happend was...Strugg was day dreaming and she bout to wake up!!!

LMAO!

[Sapphire]

Wow! LMAO! Between Tikal's dog tag and the tombstone, y'all are officially doing the MOST!

[LogAKAlly <3'n Keef]

Sept 23, 2008 23:00:36 GMT -5 Sapphire said:

Wow! LMAO! Between Tikal's dog tag and the tombstone, y'all are officially doing the MOST!

SAPPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY MY WEST COAST LATE NIGHT OOer!!!

Girl..you like da tag...*twirls around so Sapphy can see me*

Cold got it for me ;D

You made my fav poster list too ;D

[Sapphire]

I saw that! Thanks! You the best!

Lemme find out you got all these graphic design skills. I'm mad you were actually able to change fonts and what not too. Girl I have not adjusted to the time difference in Phoenix... or maybe it's because I got drunk the first night and never recovered. Hmmm...

How you be?

[B Strugg]

*Hears loud honking in the distance*

shit....I mustve fallen asleep in the car.....I was so nervous getting this explosive flour and transporting it....that was a wild ass dream

*looks down at the flour bag*



Dammit....got the wrong bag! Well I'm not driving all the way back...I'll just have to get through the rumble and get my girls out of there myself

**Drops flour bag onto ground as I grab my purse out the passenger side...some one will get it**

*Walk to the Court Room..Hear yelling and things breaking*

damn where are the security guards?!?!

Sees Damie and the Judge still going at it.....



I finally see my girls huddled under a table.....I motion for them to run to the emergency exit behind the judges seat.....

**Sees Eager run back and pick up some kind of glass**

We finally make it outside.......

**Ladies...get home...rest....I'll catch up with you all later**

<----sees some one hunched by my car rolling in the flour by my car

**Eager? damn...She think it's a Crack Party**



*Gets in car and drive back to my bakery*

[LogAKAlly <3'n Keef]

Sept 23, 2008 23:10:44 GMT -5 Sapphire said:

I saw that! Thanks! You the best!

Lemme find out you got all these graphic design skills. I'm mad you were actually able to change fonts and what not too. Girl I have not adjusted to the time difference in Phoenix... or maybe it's because I got drunk the first night and never recovered. Hmmm...

How you be?

Hahahahah!!! Yes...the frst night drunk may do it! damn..I sure COULD used some wine..it's been damn hear 11 months!!
WOW...

I'm REALLY good!! Even my tummy is gone!! Not bad for 3 weeks eh?? Send me a PM so I can send u something.

[B Strugg]

Sept 23, 2008 23:00:36 GMT -5 Sapphire said:

Wow! LMAO! Between Tikal's dog tag and the tombstone, y'all are officially doing the MOST!

U back on the West Sapphy?!?!??!?

[dashriprock]

*Gets Text From L while at iN ThE CuT that my e-homies 98, L, and 91 are in trouble. Bust out the door and jumps into ride and heads for courthouse


Get there as Strug has already broke them out of the courtroom. Makes sure they are ok. They look a little worse for wear but no marks.

Blows duces as I drive off!

[Sapphire]

Sept 23, 2008 23:22:29 GMT -5 B Strugg said:

U back on the West Sapphy?!?!??!?

Yup, not Cali tho.

[LogAKAlly <3'n Keef]

Sept 23, 2008 23:33:31 GMT -5 dashriprock said:

*Gets Text From L while at iN ThE CuT that my e-homies 98, L, and 91 are in trouble. Bust out the door and jumps into ride and heads for courthouse


Get there as Strug has already broke them out of the courtroom. Makes sure they are ok. They look a little worse for wear but no marks.

Blows duces as I drive off!

***CLAPPIN FOR DASH!!!!!****

damn IT...dats how you rescue a mofo!!!

You SHO IS MY FAV NEWBIE!!!!!!!!

[~DSTracted by shOES~]

*drives down the street but see a mess stops car across the street from the courthouse to see whats going on. Sends 98 and L a text*

"I'm at the courthouse and I see that shit is like blown the hell up! WHERE ARE YALL? AND DO YALL NEED ME?"

*Sends texts and waits for response*

[T-Rex91]

Sept 23, 2008 23:33:31 GMT -5 dashriprock said:

*Gets Text From L while at iN ThE CuT that my e-homies 98, L, and 91 are in trouble. Bust out the door and jumps into ride and heads for courthouse


Get there as Strug has already broke them out of the courtroom. Makes sure they are ok. They look a little worse for wear but no marks.

Blows duces as I drive off!

DAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT!!!!!! U MY NICCUH FA LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Elect Lady]

*PAUSE*

e-damn YOU PEOPLE!!! I went to e- rehab! I'm off the e-rocks!!!!!!

*PLAY*

[Julie Art]

*p*

We have gone from everyone e-dying, to no one e-dying, to some people making it out, to Eager using e-crack again. I'm confused!

*p*

[T-Rex91]

Y'all bumpin threads is makin me miss folk. Where are Eager and Dash?

[ReignMan19]

this was freaking hilarious!

[LogAKAlly <3'n Keef]

YES IT WAS REIGN! OMG! I forgot ALL about this - WE SOME FOOL A$$ NIGGUHS!

[Julie Art]

::DEAD:: at that doggone tombstone!

[Chal™]

OMG, yall were straight Bananas!!!! Makes me wish i was around then. lol

[No Screen Name]

I NEVER went into "Games" when this was written. I feel like I just watched syndicated reruns of a show that I NEVER watched before.

And I can honestly say that this post was like watching an rerun of "Wings", "Presidio Med" or "Friends", or something--truly some chitt that I would NEVER waste time watching when it was first out.

[Chal™]

This ish here!