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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 16, 2008 11:45:16 GMT -5
*Logakal comes out the office* Logakal: 98, I gotta show you something...come in the office right quick. *98 walks into the office* 98: Whut's up L Boogie?? Logakal: This is whut's up... *Logakal empties the bag* We gotta convert that back room into a FULL BLOWN GAMBLIN SPOT! CADS, DICE, DOMINOES...airythang!!!! ;D Wit a FULL BAR TOO!!! Logakal: [/b]Whtuchu know about dat... 98: I know all about dat!!![/quote] DICE  Dominoes Under construction....! |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 16, 2008 11:51:25 GMT -5
*steps in* can a nigga get a cut? Aces! Welcome brotha.... Do you have a barber of choice?? *We owners aim to please* |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 16, 2008 11:52:36 GMT -5
*old woman from the neighborhood comes in with bible  * This is horrdenous! You have a Sodomn and Gorhomor (however you spell it) in here! This is Satan's work, and I will not have this den of hell in my neighborhood! |
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Post by ACES on Sept 16, 2008 11:53:47 GMT -5
*steps in* can a nigga get a cut? Aces! Welcome brotha.... Do you have a barber of choice?? *We owners aim to please* I'll see what you and your clippers are about. Where's your chair? |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 11:55:02 GMT -5
*Logakal returns to find the Back Room PIMPED OUT!* Logakal:  damn 98!! Did you call Xhibit cause we have been OFFICIALLY PIMP!!!! *pops 98s collar* I ain't even gone ASK how dis all came about. LOL. Now.....*looking around* it's missing something....  Hmmmm....I KNOW!!! We need a...   |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 11:57:59 GMT -5
*old woman from the neighborhood comes in with bible  * This is horrdenous! You have a Sodomn and Gorhomor (however you spell it) in here! This is Satan's work, and I will not have this den of hell in my neighborhood! *p* ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JU u STOOPPID...why dont u bring DaHardWay and da otha kid (I cant remember his name fa shid!!) to get a cut! LOL *p* *Logakal spots the Bible Beater....*Logakal: SCAT!!!  You may be a Bible Beater but I don't mind BEATING YOU WIT A BIBLE!!! ;D |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 12:04:40 GMT -5
Aces! Welcome brotha.... Do you have a barber of choice?? *We owners aim to please* I'll see what you and your clippers are about. Where's your chair? WHUTS GOOD!?! ;D You got a coupon??? Aces: Naw...I never even got a flyer...ya girl 98 told me to roll through. Logakal: damn THOSE CRACK HEADS!!!!! Aiight my nigguh...I'mma hook you up wif 2 Chicken wings ANNNNNNNNNNND a 8 oz cup of Beer! ;D Aces: A CUP?!?! WTH?! Logakal: Hurricane Ike...GAS...the economy... Aces: (Wondering what all that gotta do with the price of Beer) uh....OK?!? Logakal: Meeka...hook ACES up...2 Wings and a Cup! *Meeka hands over the grub and brew* |
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Post by ACES on Sept 16, 2008 12:06:31 GMT -5
*takes the beer and the wangz and waits on 98 to service him*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 16, 2008 12:07:24 GMT -5
Yes....that POLE!!!
A very necessary asset to yield the highest return.... ;D
The economy may be bad...but dammit we gon' make MONEY!!
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Post by ACES on Sept 16, 2008 12:09:33 GMT -5
*killt the beer and chicken and patiently waits in the poker room*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 16, 2008 12:11:17 GMT -5
*takes the beer and the wangz and waits on 98 to service him* *Walks over to Aces* DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!! There has GOT 2 be something illegal about this SEXY MOFO right here!!! Well.... since I'm willing to break the law..... AHEM! How can I service YOU today? |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 12:15:39 GMT -5
*takes the beer and the wangz and waits on 98 to service him* *Walks over to Aces* DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!! There has GOT 2 be something illegal about this SEXY MOFO right here!!! Well.... since I'm willing to break the law..... AHEM! How can I service YOU today? *whispers to 98* GIRL!!!!...now don't PALIN this shid... you ain't held clippers in a while...you can't just run in like I GOT THIS!! LMAOO Now, I aint tryna undermine yo confidence BUT - you know who dat is right?? Dats ACES..he got the smoovest GOATEE dis side of HazerVille!!! His GOATEE is e-FAMOUS in HazerVille. You F dat up... "iN Da CuT" is FINISHED!!!  BUT...if it goes right...MAN...He can make us FAMOUS!! ;D |
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Post by ACES on Sept 16, 2008 12:16:49 GMT -5
*takes the beer and the wangz and waits on 98 to service him* *Walks over to Aces* DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!! There has GOT 2 be something illegal about this SEXY MOFO right here!!! Well.... since I'm willing to break the law..... AHEM! How can I service YOU today? *sizes 98 up. he likes what he sees but plays it cool* let's start with a shave and a cut. low, but dark, taper the sides and the back.... *peepin' 98's frame as he explains what he wants* |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 16, 2008 12:26:46 GMT -5
*old woman from the neighborhood comes in with bible * This is horrdenous! You have a Sodomn and Gorhomor (however you spell it) in here! This is Satan's work, and I will not have this den of hell in my neighborhood! *p* ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JU u STOOPPID...why dont u bring DaHardWay and da otha kid (I cant remember his name fa shid!!) to get a cut! LOL *p* *Logakal spots the Bible Beater....*Logakal: SCAT!!! You may be a Bible Beater but I don't mind BEATING YOU WIT A BIBLE!!! ;D Who, you ain't said nothing but a word mis thang! Don't let the bible fool you, okay! Do you have a gambling license for that poker room in the back? How about a liquor license for all this beer you serving up in here, just the devil's juice!!!!!!!! Have the health department come through to say it is ok for you to be selling chicken back there? And don't even get me started on these hussies running round here half naked! You shut this sin whole down or I will shut it down for you! *old woman takes a hit from her cigarette* |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 16, 2008 12:26:56 GMT -5
*Walks over to Aces* DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!! There has GOT 2 be something illegal about this SEXY MOFO right here!!! Well.... since I'm willing to break the law..... AHEM! How can I service YOU today? *sizes 98 up. he likes what he sees but plays it cool* let's start with a shave and a cut. low, but dark, taper the sides and the back.... *peepin' 98's frame as he explains what he wants* I see Aces..... damn! Whew... *thinks to myself.. lemme keep this professional... this is a client* Knowing full well... I can't FIGHT THE URGE to venture past 1913....... 98: Aces... lean back... let me take care of your cut for ya. Aces: nice spot... I can hit this on the regular... 98: Yes, YOU can HIT IT alright! Aces: DID YOU SAY HIT??  98: Ahem... I did... I heard BLUE WOOD is what's hot in 98! Aces: Word...?? WORD!!! 98: Let me finish your cut.... Wow...very nice! That will be $19.14. Come with me..... |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 16, 2008 12:27:13 GMT -5
*Pulls up to the barbershop and parks. Looks back at car like it's the last time she's ever gonna see it  and enters* Hey Ladies! Nice shop we ( silent partner) got here. *pretends she doesn't see pole* |
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Post by ACES on Sept 16, 2008 12:29:54 GMT -5
*sizes 98 up. he likes what he sees but plays it cool* let's start with a shave and a cut. low, but dark, taper the sides and the back.... *peepin' 98's frame as he explains what he wants* I see Aces..... damn! Whew... *thinks to myself.. lemme keep this professional... this is a client* Knowing full well... I can't FIGHT THE URGE to venture past 1913....... 98: Aces... lean back... let me take care of your cut for ya. Aces: nice spot... I can hit this on the regular... 98: Yes, YOU can HIT IT alright! Aces: DID YOU SAY HIT?? 98: Ahem... I did... I heard BLUE WOOD is what's hot in 98! Aces: Word...?? WORD!!! 98: Let me finish your cut.... Wow...very nice! That will be $19.14. Come with me..... *drops the cash and follows 98, admiring that pretty brown, round thang she draggin' behind her.* <<<did she say..........................was she........................yeah..................I see what she about. I'ma see where this goes. and if my suspicions are correct, I already know the destination>>> |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 12:33:51 GMT -5
*Pulls up to the barbershop and parks. Looks back at car like it's the last time she's ever gonna see it and enters* Hey Ladies! Nice shop we ( silent partner) got here. *pretends she doesn't see pole* *p* LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@ you sheddin tears fo yo car!!! *p* Logakal: 91!!!!!!!!!! (((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))) I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad you came!!!!!! Now, I know dis ain't what you used to...but....Huriican Ike....GAS...the economy *91 looks puzzled...like...WTH does that hafta do with the price of a Haircut?!?*Logakal: Lemme give you a tour of our fac-IL-liteesss ;D *walks 91 in a circle...like...literally a small circle* |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 16, 2008 12:40:22 GMT -5
*Swoons because the tour was a standing version of sit and spin*
Wow, y'all have really hooked the place up! It's so, ummm, urban ;D. Looks like business is good so far. Is that 98 over there with Aces?
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 12:41:44 GMT -5
Who, you ain't said nothing but a word mis thang! Don't let the bible fool you, okay! Do you have a gambling license for that poker room in the back? How about a liquor license for all this beer you serving up in here, just the devil's juice!!!!!!!! Have the health department come through to say it is ok for you to be selling chicken back there? And don't even get me started on these hussies running round here half naked! You shut this sin whole down or I will shut it down for you! *old woman takes a hit from her cigarette* Ummm....you have a lot of questions eh?? Allow me to inroduce to you 91...MY LAWYER!!! ;D Yeah...see that JAG parked out there with the License plate "I SUE" sittin on 22 inch.... *looks out the window*UH OH.... Sittin on crates?!?! damn...THESE CRACKHEADS ARE SWIFT!!!!! Sorry about that 91...I'll buy um back fa half price ;D *turns back to the Bible Beater* Logakal: My point is...she is HIGH FALOOTIN!! And since I see u gone be the Neighborhood Stick Up My A$$...I suggest you get real acquinted with her!! |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 16, 2008 12:45:48 GMT -5
Who, you ain't said nothing but a word mis thang! Don't let the bible fool you, okay! Do you have a gambling license for that poker room in the back? How about a liquor license for all this beer you serving up in here, just the devil's juice!!!!!!!! Have the health department come through to say it is ok for you to be selling chicken back there? And don't even get me started on these hussies running round here half naked! You shut this sin whole down or I will shut it down for you! *old woman takes a hit from her cigarette* Ummm....you have a lot of questions eh?? Allow me to inroduce to you 91...MY LAWYER!!! ;D Yeah...see that JAG parked out there with the License plate "I SUE" sittin on 22 inch.... *looks out the window*UH OH.... Sittin on crates?!?! damn...THESE CRACKHEADS ARE SWIFT!!!!! Sorry about that 91...I'll buy um back fa half price ;D *turns back to the Bible Beater* Logakal: My point is...she is HIGH FALOOTIN!! And since I see u gone be the Neighborhood Stick Up My A$$...I suggest you get real acquinted with her!! *in the voice that only Madea can do* You gots one mo time to get smart and raise your voice with me, ya' here! I smack heffas like you for fun! Please believe that, ok! Keep talking to grown folks like you ain't got no sense and you are going to be apart of this establishment, LITERALLY, cause I will stomp your narrow behing into this crack floorboard! Try me honey, try me! *knocks ashes from cigarettes onto Logaka's feet* |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 16, 2008 12:48:23 GMT -5
Looks out window and sees.................  damn!damn!damn! |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 16, 2008 12:52:12 GMT -5
*Turns back to Bible Beater* Oh so you want assault charges in addition to harassment and trespassing?  ? You will IMMEDIATELY cease and desist and leave the premises! We've got plenty of witnesses to yoru shenanigans up in here! And don't be claiming yo pressure was high and u didn't know what you were doing! I will have u UNDER the jail for whatever time u have left.....AND THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE LONG!!! |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 12:55:28 GMT -5
*in the voice that only Madea can do* You gots one mo time to get smart and raise your voice with me, ya' here! I smack heffas like you for fun! Please believe that, ok! Keep talking to grown folks like you ain't got no sense and you are going to be apart of this establishment, LITERALLY, cause I will stomp your narrow behing into this crack floorboard! Try me honey, try me! *knocks ashes from cigarettes onto Logaka's feet* *Logakal relizing da OLD BAG IS RIGHT about respectin old folks*  Logakal: YEAH...WHUT MY LAWYER SAID!! NOW.. I don't mean no disreSPECKUH  but you came in hea all JUDGIN us and STUFF...don't dat lil Bible say you ain't posed to JUDGE??? Hmmmmmm Now, we tryna run us a FAMILY business..we cater to Mommas, Chilllrennn...and DEY DADDIES!! ;D We gots folks EMPLOYED!!! Now...whuts so wrong about dat?!?!? ;D |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 16, 2008 12:57:38 GMT -5
*91 whips out cell and calls police (who actually show up, who knew)*  OFFICER, this woman is trespassing and causing a public disturbance! *Officer loads crazy old woman in back of squad car*  |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 16, 2008 13:14:56 GMT -5
Going to jail ain't nothing new to me! That is my second home! Call the po po hoe! Call the po po! I'm on the first names basis with Judge Maybeline I be up in dere so much! I will be back, scants! Know this, I will be back!
*leaves in police car*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 16, 2008 13:17:09 GMT -5
*Adds defamation to list of charges*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 13:27:42 GMT -5
*91 whips out cell and calls police (who actually show up, who knew)* OFFICER, this woman is trespassing and causing a public disturbance! *Officer loads crazy old woman in back of squad car* Welp...she did come in here all Willy Nilly...maybe she got dementia or something. I KNOW SHE GONE BE BACK...she look like she done DONE some time befo! OK....lemme get dis squared away.. *calls the phone booth down the street*Logakal: WHO DIS?? CrackHead: Dis Cleofis, who you lookin fo?? Logakal: I'm lookin fo da nigguh whole stole da rims off da Jag 20 minutes ago!! CrackHead: OH...dat would be me...you wanna buy some?? Logakal: How much? CrackHead: Well...you know wit Hurricane Ike...GAS...and da economy...
*Logakal wonders what that has to do with the price of stolen rims in HazerVille* Logakal: How much SMOKEY!? CrackHead: $20 Logakal: Aiight, bring um back...and I'll give ya a extra $5 forputtin back on da car! CrackHead: OH damn!!!! I'm on my WAY!! |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 16, 2008 13:29:27 GMT -5
Rims?!?!?!?!??! Did u see that pic? The LEAST of my problems is rims! I ain't got nuthin but a frame, niccuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by huey on Sept 16, 2008 14:16:17 GMT -5
I want my shirley temples.
What pimps do
Instead of kisses, we get licks
Instead of kisses, we get licks
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damn 98!! Did you call Xhibit cause we have been OFFICIALLY PIMP!!!! *pops 98s collar*
You may be a Bible Beater but I don't mind BEATING YOU WIT A BIBLE!!! ;D
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? You will IMMEDIATELY cease and desist and leave the premises! We've got plenty of witnesses to yoru shenanigans up in here! And don't be claiming yo pressure was high and u didn't know what you were doing! I will have u UNDER the jail for whatever time u have left.....AND THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE LONG!!!
but you came in hea all JUDGIN us and STUFF...don't dat lil Bible say you ain't posed to JUDGE??? Hmmmmmm