|
|
Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 15, 2008 21:29:42 GMT -5
HELL NAW!!! Not at the grand opening.... Take IT to the massage room in the rear... THANKS, Co-Owner!  LAP DANCES!! A mess....LMAO!!! |
|
|
|
Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 15, 2008 21:38:50 GMT -5
^^^ LL BRB! See what I mean... DEBAUCHERY ALREADY! I ain't one set of clippers com on YET!!  LOL. Thanks for the cake Strugg! <hugs> |
|
|
|
Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 15, 2008 21:43:13 GMT -5
HELL NAW!!! Not at the grand opening.... Take IT to the massage room in the rear... THANKS, Co-Owner! LAP DANCES!! A mess....LMAO!!! Calm down sis! She aint givin him a lap dance she is just sittin IN his lap big diff. She know what she doing let Meka work her magic on Cold. |
|
|
|
Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 15, 2008 21:45:58 GMT -5
WHEW! I was hella concerned... like naw dammit NAW!!  It's massage rooms in da back! LOL Weez profe-shun-nul and weez gon' act lyk it! ;D |
|
|
|
Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 15, 2008 21:56:30 GMT -5
*Be back in 20 min gotta pick up son...*
|
|
dashriprock
OOA neo
No Really - Resistance IS Futile
Posts: 425
|
Post by dashriprock on Sept 15, 2008 21:57:19 GMT -5
Cruz slowly though Hazerville Hood hit up all the crap spots and weed spots to help my e-homies get the word out about iN Da CuT. All the heads are down to check out the spot especially with the wing plattas. Text 98 & LogAKAlly **Text** - Yo, hitting all the weed spots and crap joints to help get the word out. This joint bout to blow up!!!! Holla at me - Im out! *Sends text to Dash* Good lookin out Dash!! We have a position open for a male barber?Put the word out... PLEASE! Thanks! Pulls up to iN Da Cut and looks for 98, catches her eye and we rap me - Yo, I got your text - If you want I can chop some heads for you, I did that for a while back in the day. 98 - Cool - We can hook you up with a chair. me - That cool but first let me get my fade tightened up, tell TMO to hook a brother up! |
|
|
|
Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 15, 2008 22:00:59 GMT -5
Hugs Dash!
Thanks for comin thru!
T Mo will right with you!
One of the girls got a lil HANDS ON with a customer and T needed to shift the activity! LOL.
She'll be right witchu!
|
|
|
|
Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 15, 2008 22:01:51 GMT -5
*Be back in 20 min gotta pick up son...* Ok babe! Be safe. |
|
|
|
Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 15, 2008 22:20:03 GMT -5
*Sasha sees Dash comes in and lifts eyebrow*
"Hmmm I smell money"
*Tunes ear in on 98 and Dash's conversation and thinks*
::Oh he might be workin here too?::
*Goes and notify T Mo that someone wants her to tighten up his fade*
Sasha: Hey BL some dude wants you to tighthen him up! Since you in here watchin Meka give Cold the "treatment" you want me to go ahead and service him for you?
T Mo: I mean who could it be no one knows me by name?
Sasha: I don't know but he is f.... he is funny looking and looks like he might be kinda smelly!
*Sasha hope that T is buyin her line so she can service the cutey with a cut and hopefully be his cut*
T Mo: Well..... yea sure go ahead if he refuses you....
*Sasha cuts off T Mo in mid sentence*
Sasha: OH HE WON'T U KNOW OUR MOTTO! "NO" IS INDEED ANOTHER LANGUAGE WE DON'T SPEAK!
*Sasha runs out of T's office*
T: damn she really is ALL about making tha money
*Goes back to watchin the screen with Meka and Cold gettin their freak on*
|
|
|
|
Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 15, 2008 22:37:42 GMT -5
*realizes Sasha can't cut hair and jumps up out of seat and opens the door to run to the front to catch Sahsa only to run dab into Dash*
"ugh! damn it!"
*loses balance but Dash grabs hold of me before I hit the ground*
Dash: I got you
Me: Indeed you do and I appreciate it but I gotta get up here and stop Sasha from cuttin some funny lookin dude hair that asked for me by name!
Dash: Funny lookin? What the hell? So I'm funny lookin now?
Me: Huh?
Dash: I WAS THE ONE ASKIN FOR YOU!!! AND CAME BACK HERE BECAUSE THAT CHICK DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TURN THE CLIPPERS ON!
Me: Oh well Sasha said..... ah well it doesn't matter now thanks for catching me
*Looks up at Dash and smiles*
|
|
|
|
Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 15, 2008 22:51:27 GMT -5
**Music in the Background** .....Never Would...Never Would let a nigga take my money in a dice game... *Phone ringing over music* *Turn music down* Hey Loggie (hehhe) What kind of cake u want? *p* ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DATS MY SHID NIGGUH!!! I NEVA WOULD LET A NIGGUH TAKE MY OYSTER CLIPPAS FROM MY BOOTH @ DA CUT...NEVA WOULD!!!! *p* |
|
|
|
Post by Kryptik on Sept 15, 2008 22:54:44 GMT -5
*P* Greetings Oh Lovely Lady of Crimson and Cream! Its that time of year and things have been kind of hectic around here, but other than that all is well. How are you? I see the " Terrible Terrific Threesome"  is still at it, and thanks for the link to the e-cliff notes. I am just waiting for someone to sell this script to Lifetime! LOL *P* <--- Drives by and sees another dude negotiating a cut... but still has yet to see the outcome. <--- Knows the danger of being the first cut of a new barber! LOL |
|
|
|
Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 15, 2008 22:59:55 GMT -5
<--- Drives by and sees another dude negotiating a cut... but still has yet to see the outcome. <--- Knows the danger of being the first cut of a new barber! LOL |
|
|
|
Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 15, 2008 23:06:09 GMT -5
*p* TMO: ""Aight now! Whateva yall got goin on at this point don't matter!" ^^^Dat was some PIMP SHID RIGHT THERE!!!^^^ BSTRUGG <~~DA CAKE BOO BOO!!! You have out DID yoself! damn IT...YA PERSONALIZIN UM!! U my MOFO! I told yall she was off da chain wit dem cakes!! COLD<~~I AM DYING!!!! Where is the e-Hell did u get DAT COUPON?!?! I say BRING IT...da Barber GIRLS is kinda slow--ya just might get ya wish  TMO<~~~damn RIGHT! Put Mekas ass on it! WE ARE A FULL SERVICE SHOP!!! If she aint dancin..."WHOOP DA TRICK!!" KRYPT<~~LMAO @ HIM NOT WILLIN TO BE THE TEST DUMMY!!! *p* *Logakal returnes from advertising and making a few connections*Logakal: Aiight yall...I been spreading the word and it's some folks rolling through. I went down to the OOA Carwash and put dat swag out there  ... *Logakal looks out the window and sees a few "cars" pullin up...*   ;D ;D ;D ;D |
|
|
|
Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 15, 2008 23:13:30 GMT -5
OH DAM @ U tying up Kryp!  Please don't tie Kryp down...this brotha has been bound and gagged TOO many times by e-crazies....LOL, ROFL! (me being 1) LMAO! He's VIP around these parts! Please be nice to him, Saw-rah! We take GOOD care of them fine brothas of Phi Nu Pi! My Soror! ~~~ Kryp, I'm glad your back, however brief your stay may be... It's good to know you're ok and doin well my brotha.  |
|
|
|
Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 15, 2008 23:13:32 GMT -5
<--- Drives by and sees another dude negotiating a cut... but still has yet to see the outcome. <--- Knows the danger of being the first cut of a new barber! LOL [/size] *p* ^^^^OMGG OMGGG OMGGGGGGGGG ::::::::::DEAD:::::::::: Came back and DIED AGAIN!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! T <~U R A CERTIFED NUT!!!!!!! *AND U WILL PAY FOR THE CUT!!!!!!!!!!!* <~~I'm stealin that...dats my new shid!! *p* *Logakal walk ova to TMO*Logakal: TMO...I must say...I had a feelin u was da right mofo for da job and I BE damn IF U WASN'T!! U HANDLIN YO BIZ FAREAL with dese e-Girls!! I would offer some advice..but u doing the damn thang..so ain't nothin for me to say <<Obama Fist Pound>> Now...did I over hear somebody say Krypt came by here?? Tell airybody I'll be in da office, if any of my foks roll through...hit the buzzer and let me know ASAP.
*Logakal walks to the back with a bag* |
|
|
|
Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 15, 2008 23:14:53 GMT -5
::pause::
LMAO@ L u'sa a fool and them pics of the cars!!!!!
*DEAD*
::play::
|
|
|
|
Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 15, 2008 23:20:06 GMT -5
*daps L back and thanks for the kudos!*
" U did ya thang with gettin us started so I tip my hat to u!"
* daps her again watches her walk to back with a bag*
"Hmm aint no tellin what is in that bag when it comes to L"
*turns my attention back to Dash*
|
|
|
|
Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 15, 2008 23:24:12 GMT -5
OH DAM @ U tying up Kryp! Please don't Kryp down...this brotha has been bound and gagged TOO many times by e-crazies....LOL. (me being 1) LMAO! He's VIP around these parts! Please be nice to him, Saw-rah! We take GOOD care of them fine brothas of Phi Nu Pi! My Soror! ~~~ Kryp, I'm glad your back, however brief your stay may be... It's good to know you're ok and doin well my brotha. I didn't do nothing to him YET I said comments like the one he made would get him those things! lol |
|
|
|
Post by Kryptik on Sept 15, 2008 23:25:09 GMT -5
*P* Lord... good lookin' out '98. I am really not trying to be tied up anymore... But then again!!! ;D If a brutha got to be tied up... Nevermind! LOL It would be just my luck that while tied up, Logakal would walk in and give me a heart attack since I have yet to see her! LOL But if this "tied up" thing is going on the price list, I think I might have to ask T Meezy for a cut of the profits! *P* |
|
|
|
Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 15, 2008 23:30:37 GMT -5
*Logakal comes out the office* Logakal: 98, I gotta show you something...come in the office right quick. *98 walks into the office* 98: Whut's up L Boogie?? Logakal: This is whut's up... *Logakal empties the bag*  We gotta convert that back room into a FULL BLOWN GAMBLIN SPOT! CADS, DICE, DOMINOES...airythang!!!! ;D Wit a FULL BAR TOO!!! 
Logakal: Whtuchu know about dat... 98: I know all about dat!!! |
|
|
|
Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 15, 2008 23:32:35 GMT -5
*P* Lord... good lookin' out '98. I am really not trying to be tied up anymore... But then again!!! ;D If a brutha got to be tied up... Nevermind! LOL It would be just my luck that while tied up, Logakal would walk in and give me a heart attack since I have yet to see her! LOLBut if this "tied up" thing is going on the price list, I think I might have to ask T Meezy for a cut of the profits! *P* I SEE U NUKKUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
|
|
Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 15, 2008 23:51:26 GMT -5
But if this "tied up" thing is going on the price list, I think I might have to ask T Meezy for a cut of the profits! *P* ::pause::
[glow=red,2,300]THIS DUDE DONE WENT AND LOST HIS KRAZY RABBIT KARROT KOTTON PICKIN MIND! U WILL GET A KUT ALRIGHT MR.KRAZY AS HELL!SEE YOU GONE MAKE ME SHANK YOU ABOUT MAKING EVEN AN REFERNCE ABOUT MY MONEY! [/glow]::play:: |
|
|
|
Post by huey on Sept 16, 2008 8:25:41 GMT -5
 *hands Lola his fur coat* Put that somewhere safe. Heard ya'll do perms? |
|
dashriprock
OOA neo
No Really - Resistance IS Futile
Posts: 425
|
Post by dashriprock on Sept 16, 2008 9:46:45 GMT -5
*realizes Sasha can't cut hair and jumps up out of seat and opens the door to run to the front to catch Sahsa only to run dab into Dash*
"ugh! damn it!"
*loses balance but Dash grabs hold of me before I hit the ground*
Dash: I got you
Me: Indeed you do and I appreciate it but I gotta get up here and stop Sasha from cuttin some funny lookin dude hair that asked for me by name!
Dash: Funny lookin? What the hell? So I'm funny lookin now?
Me: Huh?
Dash: I WAS THE ONE ASKIN FOR YOU!!! AND CAME BACK HERE BECAUSE THAT CHICK DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TURN THE CLIPPERS ON!
Me: Oh well Sasha said..... ah well it doesn't matter now thanks for catching me
*Looks up at Dash and smiles* Thinks to self while catching T ** damn she thick and squeezable like Charmin.** Cant help but give her an extra squeeze while standing her back up right. Say's to her Me: damn you a straight whirlwind running out of the back there. T: Yeah, just trying to figure out what was just happening out here, got to stay on top of these girls all the time. Me: HMMMMM, on Top Of......Um I mean, yeah I can dig it. Well can you edge up my fade, cause you know I gots to always stay tight. T: Yeah, I definitely got you! **As she gives wink and extra bright smile.** Me: I think I'm going to like this spot. ** As I sit down and she puts the appron on me. I think Im going to like this spot just fine.** |
|
|
|
Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 9:53:41 GMT -5
*hands Lola his fur coat* Put that somewhere safe. Heard ya'll do perms?  Lola: Ummm suga...I'm TOO stacked to be a coat rack... *tosses coat to one of the girls*My name is Lola... *extends hand*and YES...the pleasure is all yours So, have a seat and let me see what I'm working with. *Huey sits in her chair as Loal runs her FAMOUS MAGIC fingers through his hair...Huey's eyes get low*Yeah...I haven't done a perm since DJ Quik...but I can make an exception for you... |
|
|
|
Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 9:59:51 GMT -5
Me: damn you a straight whirlwind running out of the back there. T: Yeah, just trying to figure out what was just happening out here, got to stay on top of these girls all the time. Me: HMMMMM, on Top Of......Um I mean, yeah I can dig it. Well can you edge up my fade, cause you know I gots to always stay tight. T: Yeah, I definitely got you! **As she gives wink and extra bright smile.** Me: I think I'm going to like this spot. ** As I sit down and she puts the appron on me. I think Im going to like this spot just fine.** Dash...so I hear you occupying a booth eh?? Righteous. *looks dash up and down - spins barber chair around for a complete view*Hmmm...dat'll work but...but I'mma need you to up yo level of e-sexyness. You need to hit up the e-swapmeet and stock up on some WifeBeaters. I wanna see u in a Fresh one Airyday. You realize there will be some e-woman rolling through gettin their hair hooked up and bringing their e-sons and e-men...and that's where you come in....e-eye candy |
|
|
|
Post by QueenOH on Sept 16, 2008 10:21:48 GMT -5
The neighborhood sure has gone down
|
|
|
|
Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 16, 2008 10:23:58 GMT -5
The neighborhood sure has gone down *p* LMAO!! Actually Queen...(twirls toothpick in mouth) some folks was just to "Upitty" to come to dis side of town... and perhpas too sacred...rightfully so! LMAOOOOO *p* |
|
|
|
Post by ACES on Sept 16, 2008 11:44:32 GMT -5
*steps in*
can a nigga get a cut?
|
|
is still at it, and thanks for the link to the e-cliff notes. I am just waiting for someone to sell this script to Lifetime! LOL
...
{=}http://s2.images.proboards.com/sad.gif{/=}