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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 12:48:41 GMT -5
*Following a crushing loss suffered by Memphis at the hands of Tennesee, Damie decides to try to occupy his mind with some trivial tasks. He looks for more paperwork showing that he had a legal transaction to purchase the 72 Cutlass at Nupe's auction. He stops and he sighs*
Who am I kidding? We need to stop playing around and see if this e-thing could actually work.
*Damie dials up some digits on his cell*
Damie: Hello?
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 12:49:18 GMT -5
*answers in a rush* What?!?!  !?!!! |
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Post by Nupey on Feb 26, 2008 12:49:58 GMT -5
BWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 14:00:47 GMT -5
:pause:
LOL
:play:
Hardaway it's me... Damie... look...
...I know we kinda got sidetracked the last time we were supposed to go out. But I...
I need to talk to you about something... not on the phone but in real e-life (LOL). Can you meet up with me sometime?
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Post by Nupey on Feb 26, 2008 14:01:58 GMT -5
Lol @ Real e-life
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 14:11:05 GMT -5
:pause:
LOL
:play:
Hardaway it's me... Damie... look...
...I know we kinda got sidetracked the last time we were supposed to go out. But I...
I need to talk to you about something... not on the phone but in real e-life (LOL). Can you meet up with me sometime? Sure, I can squeeze you in between my next business meeting. Taking over FFF for Light has taken up some much of my e-time. Meet me at Hazerville Parkway in 5 min. *disconnects call, makes a U-turn, and haeads for the parkway* Wonder what Damie wants? |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 14:40:08 GMT -5
*Comes outside to see the 72 Cutlass with new candy paint Vandalized. The words This is Bigs @#$%&* car is spray painted in black all over the car*
Dammit... I'ma have that dude arrested I swear I will.
*Hops in the car and heads to the Parkway anyway*
damn I hope Hardaway waits for me, I know I'm going to be late now - but still she has to know.
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 14:46:06 GMT -5
*is standing outside of car, waiting and tapping foot, looking at my watch every 5 sec.*
He better hurray, I can preach promptness to my employees if I myself am late!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 14:49:41 GMT -5
*Sees Hardaway parked on the side of the road... pulls up slowly so at least she can see the vandalization and I have some sort of excuse for being late*
Hey Ms. Jones, thanks for coming out. I hope I didn't keep you waiting long.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 15:09:01 GMT -5
Ms. Jones?
*Snaps fingers to wake Juicy up*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 15:14:40 GMT -5
Keep me waiting long, you did. What's up? You got 3 min.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 15:34:29 GMT -5
damn...
*Holds Juicy Hands. She tilts her head sideways and looks skeptically at Damie unsure of what he's about to do*
Okay well... here it is... all this e-anomisity between us. It's all a farce. It's all been an e-ruse to hide how I really e-feel.
Juicy... I think... I e-love you. And I always e-have.
I tried to deny it... but... the feeling is just too strong. I realize that when I was hating on all your other e-relationships... it was really because I thought it should've been me. And I need to know...
...can there be more than just a you and me, can there be an e-we?
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 15:37:00 GMT -5
Huh? What? ?? Where is all this coming from? What are you talking about e-we? |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 15:41:49 GMT -5
It's coming from an e-lifetime of denying what I knew to be true... that Queen was right... I DO want the Juicy for myself. That's why I always seemed obsessed with it. I mean... you don't know what I've done just to be e-with you.
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 15:44:34 GMT -5
*looks at Damie sideways*
What you've done? What do you mean what you've done? What have you done?
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 15:53:53 GMT -5
Look I can't really go into details... but let's just say I have helped to expedite some of your past e-boos departures.
Kaos, Phire, AM, Akbar... I had to get them out of the way. Some I hired to do surveillance out of country and they were sworn to silence, some others, I pulled some strings to get them job opportunities out of Hazerville, some of them had legal cases catch up with them after some anonymous source did some digging, and others... well they just disappeared and we don't need to talk about how.
What you need to know is that I did it all for you. So that we could e-be together.
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 16:01:16 GMT -5
Wait, you set it up for my e-boos to leave Hazerville, so you and I can e-be together? You are e-crazy!
*snatches hands away*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 16:06:06 GMT -5
*Shocked by her anger*
Juicy I - I thought you'd be happy...
...they weren't right for you. None of them were. You just couldn't see it. But I could. I knew if I just gave you a chance to see that I'm the e-one you need, that things would work out. I mean, I got them all out of the picture and look at your life now. It's happy, it's drama free. I mean I feel bad at having to read your e-e-mails to get the intel that I needed to get rid of these guys but if you think about it
*Grabs Juicy's hand and licks it*
It was all worth it
: pause :
R O T F L @ hand licking
: play :
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 26, 2008 16:06:33 GMT -5
hahaha!!!
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Post by Bigs on Feb 26, 2008 16:10:44 GMT -5
hand licker= stalker.......
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 16:11:41 GMT -5
*Shocked by her anger*
Juicy I - I thought you'd be happy...
...they weren't right for you. None of them were. You just couldn't see it. But I could. I knew if I just gave you a chance to see that I'm the e-one you need, that things would work out. I mean, I got them all out of the picture and look at your life now. It's happy, it's drama free. I mean I feel bad at having to read your e-e-mails to get the intel that I needed to get rid of these guys but if you think about it
*Grabs Juicy's hand and licks it*
It was all worth it
: pause :
R O T F L @ hand licking
: play : You've been e-snooping through my stuff and did you just e-lick my hand!!!!!!!!  ewwwwwwwww, you are nuts! Get away from me psycho!!!!!!!!!! *hastily tries to get into my car* |
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Post by Bigs on Feb 26, 2008 16:13:31 GMT -5
I'm sensing a little Dexter coming out in Damie......
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 16:13:52 GMT -5
Juicy wait, wait... look I'm sorry. I'm sorry okay... I'm sorry.
*Holds the hand he just licked and rubs the spot he just licked*
Just let that Tussin get in there Juicy just let that Tussin get in there.
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 26, 2008 16:23:25 GMT -5
Hot. Mess.
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 16:23:53 GMT -5
*starts hitting Damie with an open palm*
You are e-psychizco
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 16:40:56 GMT -5
Okay Juicy I'm sorry, I'm sorry really... just... look just give me a chance. You were already about to go out on a date with me. I can't be all that bad. And I'm really not. I can atone for what I've done. Most of it's reversible. I can have those other guys brought back if that's what you really want...
...but I don't think you do. I think you ready for something new. I think together we can have a stable e-relationship that is the envy of OOA (OO v 2.0). Yes we can Juicy...
...yes we can.
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 26, 2008 16:45:02 GMT -5
Alright OOAers you control the ending
To see AKA go out to dinner with Damie text CONTESTANT 1 to 1-800-OOA-DATE
To see AKA ask Damie to bring the other dudes back text CONTESTANT 2-9 to 1-800-OOA-DATE
To see Damie go to jail text CONTESTANT 1 JAIL to 1-800-OOA-DATE
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 26, 2008 16:47:20 GMT -5
LLLLLLMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO @ Sista!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Play: during the e-date, you seemed normal. Now after hearing all of this, do you really think I should e-consider you? Seriously?
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Post by Bigs on Feb 26, 2008 16:48:50 GMT -5
*txts* JAIL
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 26, 2008 16:49:55 GMT -5
: pause :
Sista you are S T U P I D LOL
: play :
Juicy if you spurn me... if you turn your back on me after I've done all this, after the whole world knows what I've done to get with you...
...I
...I don't know what I would do...
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!?!!!
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ewwwwwwwww, you are nuts! Get away from me psycho!!!!!!!!!!