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Post by Vudu_Prince on Feb 23, 2008 6:23:37 GMT -5
Since I was out all night I might as well get in this kitchen before she wakes up. Lets see.....
Hmmmmm
We got some grits coming with cheese soon to be added.
Toasted wheat bread with light margarine and a dash of honey.
Smedium omelette with black pepper, basil, parsley, diced onions, and green peppers
Heats up canola oil and drops hash browns into the fryer.
Gets medium fruit dish. Puts blueberry yogurt in middle. Slices up a portion of Honey Dew, a few strawberries and a half of a banana. Place them around it in dish.
Grits are done add cheese and put flame on simmer.
Take toast, omelette, and hash browns put them in oven and put oven on 150 turns on view lamp inside.
Covers fruit dish and places it in fridge.
Sets table with note.
Tired now... Flops on couch, watches Sports Center.. and drifts off to sleep...
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 23, 2008 10:07:06 GMT -5
*Not fully aware of all her senses, Re Re slowly opens her eyes and rolls over in bed. She stretches her arms above her head, causing the green Cami to rise, revealing her smooth brown belly. She is tired from frustration at that man of hers. He went out again, and she is feeling neglected. As she begins to take in the scene, she frowns at the realization that love didn't bring his ass home last night.* Ain't this about a bitch....? *She reaches over to the nightstand, in a desperate scramble for the phone....As she dials, panic overcomes her.* She mumbles her frustrated theory as she waits for the phone to connect:Where is he? He has never stayed out all night! Oh God, he's fucking around on me... RINGGGGGG!*She bites her lip* RINGGGGGG!*She shakes her leg and bites her lip* I hope nothing happened to him... RINGGGGGG!*She sits straight up, shakes her leg and as she bites her lips, exotic aromas fill the air. She inhales deeply and realizes she smells food.* RINGGGGGG!*She jumps outta bed, passing up her silk house robe and slippers and dashes towards the kitchen with the phone still in her hand. She hears a voice on the phone and in excited fury answers....* HELLLO?  *She hangs up, realizing it's his voice mail and that he obviously has been very busy in the kitchen. She sighs in relief and walks into the living room and spy's the TV airing an infomercial and her tall, dark and handsome man stretched out on the sofa, sleeping. She smiles and gently kisses his forehead.* |
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 23, 2008 11:03:08 GMT -5
*VP stirs as she kisses him, but she doesn't want to wake him now. There is some food and some peace of mind that she would like to savor. She walks over to the kitchen and reads the note....*
You're so beautiful
When I'm down and out
I never seem to get tired
Tired of your love
Cause you're wonderful
You're wonderful and I'm just dying
To make you see
Anything you want
Inside your heart
You can find right here
Inside of me
Walks by me everyday
Her and love are the same
The women has stolen my heart
And beauty is her name
I'm hoping I can make you mine
Before another man steals your heart
And once this beauty is mine
I swear we will never be apart
*She smiles, knowing what that song means to them, and follows the directions to get the food out of the oven and refrigerator. She places the food on the neatly set table, unfolds her napkin, and begins to eat, savoring each bite. She can't wait to be in his arms*
Alternate scenario:
*Suddenly, she TASTES the food. The love spell has been broken, and she spits it out...*
NIGGGA! You tryna kill me?!
<--------------- JUST KIDDING, lol.
My man can cook....
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 25, 2008 20:06:03 GMT -5
Ya'll see how this nigga Vodou do me? He still sleep on the couch. Meanwhile I gotta wash dishes, put up the food and go in the room and play with my own pussy. Trifflin I tell you...
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Post by goldenepiphany on Feb 25, 2008 20:38:19 GMT -5
LOL...Well @ Least You Know You Gone Be Happy
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Post by Vudu_Prince on Feb 25, 2008 22:12:51 GMT -5
Wakes up from a dream! It was the sound of barber clippers or something. Thing is I can still hear the sound... I check the kitchen see the food is rummaged through alittle. Go up stairs and sound gets closer.
JIPPITY CHRISTMAS !
I peek through the door and see ReRe working the tip top and da middle......
Started to go in but It was a turn on watching her. TIps to bathroom get my tall bottle of dollar store lotion with aloe vera.
Come back to the door and... dayum did she see me? shit....
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 25, 2008 22:24:16 GMT -5
*Re Re is getting it but is interrupted by the sight of VP in the doorway. She stops abruptly, for she is angry, angry that her man is not attentive and has the nerve to watch her pleasure herself. She know he should be here, taking care of business. She sits up...*
VP, I know you aren't going to get that damn bottle of dollar store aloe vera lotion! Would you come here, please?
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Post by IvyByDesign on Feb 26, 2008 0:10:39 GMT -5
:lurk:
LOL
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Post by Vudu_Prince on Feb 26, 2008 17:57:53 GMT -5
Zips up pants and rubs lotion residue on hands and walks in room. Sigh.. We do need to talk. Its like I don't know who you are anymore... I can't compete with a bullet thats massaging your clit so how are u gonna get mad at me for stroking? Sits on edge of the bed....
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 26, 2008 18:30:09 GMT -5
*Re Re gets up off of the bed, walks over to VP and sits beside him. She steadies herself for the painful conversation...*
Look Bay, me playing with my toys is besides the point. You are lucky I haven't ran off and fucked someone else. Hey If you would just spend more time with me and stop running off to play Mafia with your G9 homies, I would be more inclined to throw these things out.
*Re Re stands up, reaches into her nightstand and grabs a handful of toys and tosses them to the ground in front of VP. He is startled and jumps back at the sight of so many hand held electronic devices. Re Re shushes him before he can object.*
I need you here to caress the contours of my breast and hold me like you used to...
*Re Re walks over to him and kisses his neck and slowly travels up to his ear. As she nibbles and sucks, she whispers:
Remember how you used to drive deep inside of me with my feet on your chest? You like the way I didnt back down, and just took it? I want you...kisses lips....back....rubs chest....here...kisses chest....with...sucks chest...me.
*Re Re stands back and playfully tosses her thick dark hair. She stares at her man while licking her lips.*
Why stroke, Bay, when you can have....slides camisole over her head, revealing firm, erect, nipples....me?
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Post by goldenepiphany on Feb 26, 2008 19:23:43 GMT -5
Dayum...I Fell The Beginning Of The E-Porno Industry
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Post by Vudu_Prince on Feb 26, 2008 19:45:47 GMT -5
Mafia is nothing but an outlet for me as you don't wanna play our "stupid" role playing games anymore. Memba when you were the Nurse? How about the time the stranded business woman on the side of the road. I mean yeah you had a flesh wound from the bushes but thats not a reason for us to stop having fun.
Then to top it off I find you snuggling up with Cam listening to Al Green? If yall listening to Al Green yall not about to fuck yall have already did it, had dinner, and are now having a heart to heart about what to do about your S.O.'s
This is some bullchit. I tell ya...... Utter Bull doo doo
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 26, 2008 20:16:39 GMT -5
I tell you what is bull shit! Your ass can't seem to get it up unless we are doing some extreme freaky shit. Why a bitch gotta bleed from a flesh wound to get you going? I play roles, I keep my body tight, I cook for you, We have great conversation, I suck you on the regular, you get it anyway you want it, and that still isnt enough.
*Re Re's follows behind VP as he tries to walk away. Her hands are on her hip now, and yes, the neck is rolling.*
Outlets? Niccuh I was your outlet! You have taken things way toooo far, and obviously need an excuse to justify your recent neglect of me. *If you would read previous threads*, CAM is like my brother!
PAUSE: That irrelevant thread was commentary on IRL issues. Besides you can't bring that into play!
PLAY:
Look Bay, I see you don't want me anymore. That is obvious! What niccuh you know, picks an argument over unfounded shit instead of fucking his woman? I am standing her with a dripping wet pussy, firm erect breasts, all this ass and I am ready to be thrown across that chair, and you bringing up shit that only happened in your mind?! Alternate Ass Universe Mofo. I held you down all this time, been faithful even when other e- niccuhs tried to get at me, cause they saw you werent ever around...
*Re Re grabs her robe, storms out of the room and runs into the bathroom. Re Re turns on the shower, steps in, and allows the warm water to run over her hair, face, breast and belly as it falls into the drain. The water hides her tears, as she resolves to put an end to these games that VP plays.*
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Post by Vudu_Prince on Feb 26, 2008 20:37:10 GMT -5
DUMPS A BUCKET OF COLD WATER OVER SHOWER CURTAIN! Turns shower off.
Why you gotta bring my intermitent erectile issues into this? I so can't believe you... So you gonna trash me and make sure I have no other boo either.
Maybe its because I know you never accepted me, my spirituality, or my family either. Yeah I said it. I overheard what you said about my mama too and that shit was foul.
I don't understand you. Regular sex gets stale sometimes. Alot of women like variety. Different places, different themes. All you want me to do is suck on your fat clit, grip your big chocolate breast and stroke you from the back until I bust all over your ginormous ass. I just want more sometimes. I like a story line. I like variety. So maybe this not gonna work. Maybe I just need to go.....
Walks out goes down stairs grabs coat and heads out the door..
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 26, 2008 21:49:58 GMT -5
*Re Re shakes off the shock of the cold water and his even colder words. She can't let it ride like this so she steps outta the shower butt naked, and runs after that fool like a white woman after a millionaire, breast bouncing, thigh muscles bending and flexing and she is 'soak and wet'.*
Bay! You ain't going no where!
*Grabs VP by his bulging biceps just as he reaches the door and swings him around, forcing him to face the inevitable.*
Look at me in my eyes, and tell me you don't want to be with me! Say it!
*Silence*
I didn't think s......
*VP grabs Re Re to shield her body from the cold air lingering in the room. She is silent and feels that he just needs her, right now, at this moment. There is no turning away now.*
PAUSE:
I cant imagine which one of you duplicitous tenminutebitches smited me all of a sudden, but take that up with VP, since he e -chose me, not you. I'm sure you will e- live. Hater.
PLAY:
*Re Re collapses in his arms, for she is tired of trying to hold on to this alone. She wants nothing more than to be with her man and to make things right. She feels a calm come over her body and then a warmth emanating from VP as he reassures her that he feels the same way.*
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 26, 2008 22:02:20 GMT -5
Wasnt me
Carry on
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 26, 2008 22:07:13 GMT -5
LOL, I know Sis. We think we know who is 'on it' LOL.
Muah!
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Post by goldenepiphany on Feb 27, 2008 9:51:08 GMT -5
I Like This Story Line Better...Gets Me A Fried Shrimp Platter And Sits To Watch
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