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Post by Julie Art on Feb 22, 2008 15:33:56 GMT -5
*walks into the office wearing a power business suit. All the employees stand to get a good look at me. I look each one into the eye as I go into Cold's old office, remove his e-name, and put up mine. I then go to the secretary and have her to schedule an e-meeting with the entire staff, and to have a meeting set up with Queen beforehand.*
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 22, 2008 15:41:02 GMT -5
*walks into AKAD’s office in a ninja outfit*  |
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 22, 2008 15:44:29 GMT -5
Buahahahahahahahahaha!
Queen, you are a fool! Girl, sit down, I got an e-job for you.
I am the new e-pres of FaceFront Films. I'm bringing you in as employee resource consultant, at least that is the e-title I am giving you. I am wanting you to find out who is and who isn't loyal to Cold. Who is and who isn't proficient at their e-job, bascially all the e-dirt and e-gossip and report it back to me. Do you accept?
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 22, 2008 15:54:05 GMT -5
That depends, do I get to drive to company car?
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 22, 2008 15:59:46 GMT -5
Sure. And of course, all this info remains between you and me, i.e. keep it out of your column. You can do blind items though. So a company car, and a salary of $50,000, how does that sound?
Remember, your title is employee resource consultant, make them feel at ease with you so you can get as much info as possible.
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 22, 2008 16:01:06 GMT -5
I accept
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 22, 2008 16:02:52 GMT -5
Great! I am calling an e-meeting for later. Please, make sure you change Queenie, lol!
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 22, 2008 16:16:42 GMT -5
Fine. I'll go change.
*runs out in Ninja form*
*strikes a pose every few feet*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 22, 2008 16:20:47 GMT -5
that girl, lol!
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 22, 2008 16:26:13 GMT -5
*makes way to conference room where all employees are seated*
Good day ladies and gentleman. As you all have heard, I am the new e-president for FaceOff Films. Alot of you are current employees from Cold and some are new. This is a meeting for me to get to know you and your official title and what you feel your job is here. Lets go around the room.
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Post by Bunny Hop on Feb 22, 2008 16:27:38 GMT -5
*comes in 10 minutes late with tall non-fat, decaf, light foam caramel latte. sees the new boss and hopes she didn't see me come in late*
*sits down and smirks to the stack of papers on my desk and mumbles*
UGH...Being the accounting and finance director really suck azz sometimes
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Post by Bunny Hop on Feb 22, 2008 16:28:57 GMT -5
*sees there is a meeting going on*
*runs to the conference room tripping over a phone cord on the way*
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Post by Versatile on Feb 22, 2008 16:36:33 GMT -5
*Sashays in somewhat late in a white trench and Versace shades, heels clicking and assistant trailing behind her.*
I'll go first, since I have somewhere to be. Ms. Jones is it? I am not an employee of this company but one of it's greatest resources.
I am a liaison (and the company’s contact) between OlympusWood Actor's Coalition and FaceFront Films.
OlympusWood Actor's Coalition is the largest Actor's Union and I am the Founder and Head of this company. I represent approximately 90% of the most talented actors and actresses of this e-country. Things were rocky with Cold, but we did manage to make billions of dollars for everyone involved. I hope to continue this trend.
Now if you would like to arrange a meeting to sit down and talk business one day, please contact my assistant Sylvie. I e-own a jazz club that provides a wonderful atmosphere.
*Sylvie hands Ms. Jones a business card*
Congratulations on your new position but I must jet, I am wanted on set in Lyon. Salut!
*Exits meeting, assistant in tow*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 22, 2008 16:39:48 GMT -5
*takes a look at card, raisies eyebrow, and makes an indescreet motion at Queen, hoping she is getting this info. down. Sees another worker tripping, coming in extra late.*
Ms. Bunny, is it? You are next, my dear.
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 22, 2008 16:44:20 GMT -5
 At the table in her power suit ^^^, taking notes |
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Post by coldfront06 on Feb 22, 2008 17:05:50 GMT -5
*Cold receives a call from his secretary about activity at FF films*
FrontFace films? I haven't been active with that company in over a year. I wasn't even aware that it was still in business. There shouldn't be any staff loyal to me remaining. If you receive calls from anyone who was fired, tell them that I will personally give them a severance package of a full year's salary.
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 22, 2008 17:11:08 GMT -5
*Queen informs me via txt message that the secretary has called Cold informing what is going on. Makes note to self to e-fire the secretary once this meeting is over.*
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Post by goldenepiphany on Feb 22, 2008 22:39:23 GMT -5
*Walks In Late....And I'm Wondering Whats Going On*
Sec: Ms. Epiphany You Are Wanted In A Meeting
Ge:Ok
Walks In And Sees Juicy
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Post by Bunny Hop on Feb 22, 2008 23:19:33 GMT -5
*looking at these people coming in after me* this dayum meeting is gonna last forever  I should have gotten a venti caramel latte |
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 24, 2008 23:34:19 GMT -5
*Takes Cold's severance package.*
*Walks in to meeting wearing janitor's uniform, and everyone gasps as if they've seen a distant relative*
GR: Uh huh...I'm here. I know it's been a while since you've seen me, and YES, I am Ezra "GR" Joseph, the famous cute child actor who played the starring role of Junie White in the hit TV series and Movie, "Orphan Dayz." I know it's been a while, I've had some hard times, and you all thought I was dead...but to prove who I am, here's my signature famous line...
*stamps foot and spins in circle*
GR: "Hot Dawg Sammy! Where's my mammy?"
*Room erupts in laughter and nods with respect*
GR: Now, I did have some growing pains as I got older, but I'm past that. I moved behind the camera and have multiple OOA Oscars on my mantle as a Director/Producer. I am launching a comeback bid as an actor, and I look forward to pitching my ideas and continuing to add value to the FrontFace Films catalog.
I AM NOT, however, represented by that low-rent, bootleg bass ackwards firm, OlympusWood Actor's Coalition. I mean what actors' organization is a union AND a company? It's just a stable for b-list actors, and I've refused to have any dealings with them. I am my own agent, and I play hardball.
I will tell you that standing before you is FrontFace Films biggest asset, and I intend to continue making you money.
*Turns to take seat at the head of the table and put my feet up in Queen's face and on her tablet.*
*Queen rolls her eyes*
GR (whispering): Make sure you write down that you'll be renegotiating my contract.
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 25, 2008 9:54:55 GMT -5
*rolls her eyes at the washed up child actor*
*stabs at his feet with her pen, then decides that she doesn’t want to contaminate her pen*
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Post by goldenepiphany on Feb 25, 2008 10:25:01 GMT -5
*Comes In To Meeting With A Plaided Pink And Purple Cardigan With A White Sundress from Monif C.*
*Finds The First Seat And Sits Down*
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Post by lurker78 on Feb 25, 2008 12:26:00 GMT -5
Comes in ... grabs a few doughnuts... and the entire pot of coffee and places a straw in the pot and takes a few sips...  |
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Post by lurker78 on Feb 25, 2008 12:30:58 GMT -5
Comes in... Jerry Joker: I wanna' act... I can make buster-block movies and take FFF to new heights with my acting abilities. I've been featured in many Lucky Charms commercials overseas as the leprechaun... I can play a mean hobbit.  |
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Post by Bunny Hop on Feb 25, 2008 12:41:35 GMT -5
*sees this crazy man put his straw in the coffee and throat chops him*
you have lost your dayum mind....that's nasty!
*snatches coffee pot*
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Post by lurker78 on Feb 25, 2008 12:48:55 GMT -5
Hey there toots... I've already taken a few sips... it needs sugar... *Takes off shoes and socks (whick smells like sour milk) and places his feet up on the chair...* When this meeting going to get started... I got things to do... |
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 25, 2008 18:55:27 GMT -5
Pause:
BUahahahahahahahahahahaha!
PLay:
Um, let me go ahead and state that tardiness will not be accepted under my regime. I know some of you found out about this e-meeting a little late so I won't hold that against you. But from here on out, promt attendance is not an option, it's required.
Also, respectable attire is required at all time, asl well as professional attitude. *makes eyes at Lurking and Ghost*.
I shall not repeat this again. For those who came in late, you are telling me, in your own words, what it is you think you do here at FFF.
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Post by lurker78 on Feb 25, 2008 19:01:04 GMT -5
Oooh weee... you's sexy... You wanna see me do a lil' shimmy shimmy shake shake and twirl my cane ... I'll frost your lucky charms anyday ... because I bet they're magically delicious! ... Oooh weee.... you's sexy |
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 25, 2008 19:03:08 GMT -5
*Calls security*
Um, Lurkin, I was going to wait to tell you this until after the meeting, but I will go ahead and tell you this now.
You are fired, effective immediately. Security will help you collect your things and exit the building.
You have a good day.
*Security comes in and helps Lurkin out*
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Post by lurker78 on Feb 25, 2008 19:04:55 GMT -5
Oh.
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I should have gotten a venti caramel latte
