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Post by osiris on Feb 3, 2008 7:50:46 GMT -5
3 midgets (all dressed in ninja suits) break into Six-Flags overnight ...
O...
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Post by Coach on Feb 3, 2008 10:21:43 GMT -5
While attempting to clear the fence, 1 of the 3 midgets gets stuck on the fence....
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Post by osiris on Feb 3, 2008 13:01:03 GMT -5
Now... the two midgets have a critical decision to make ... do we help Bushwack Bill ... or do we continue with the mission and go get on all the rides we were denied earlier today? ....
O..
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Post by FULLOFME on Feb 3, 2008 13:20:11 GMT -5
Considering their slim chances for upward mobility, they decide to leave Bushwack behind as this may be a once in a lifetime chance to ride those rides...
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Post by Bunny Hop on Feb 3, 2008 14:30:27 GMT -5
as Bushwack watches his friends run off he gets mad as hell decides that he's gonna make them pay but he just doesn't know how.
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Post by Coach on Feb 3, 2008 14:35:58 GMT -5
Upon seeing Tyrone and Shadrack leaving him, Bushwack Bill starts to curse. After cursing for a while, Bushwack calls his girlfriend, Loquanda, for some help....
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Post by FULLOFME on Feb 3, 2008 14:56:50 GMT -5
::Hello, thank you for calling Shorty's Big and Tall, this is Quanda you talking to...::
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Post by osiris on Feb 3, 2008 16:01:59 GMT -5
{...Stated in best hood-accent...}
Bushwack Bill: A yo ... A yo ... yo... dis' Quanda?!
Quanda: Who dis' ...
Bushwack Bill: It's me...
Quanda: Who?!
Bushwack Bill: Girl... quit playin' ... it's me.
Quanda: "Me" is bout' to get his ass hung up on...
Bushwack Bill: It's Bushwack damn it... call the police... I want to report a break-in ...
Quanda: What?! ... why can't you call the damn po' po' yo'self?!
Bushwack Bill: Babe ... you know I still have that warrant ... dial 911 on 3-way...
O...
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Post by FULLOFME on Feb 3, 2008 16:21:12 GMT -5
Quanda: Oh hey Bushwack, what's the number to 911?
Bush: I don't know the number, call 411
Quanda: What's the number to 411?
**Quanda hears a scuffle and what sounds like growling**
Bush: *screeching* Somebody help meeeeeeeee...
**phone goes dead**
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Post by FULLOFME on Feb 3, 2008 18:11:13 GMT -5
While Quanda goes to the phone book to get the number for 411 so she can get the number for 911...Bush Wack has found himself face to chest with a Great Dane...
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 3, 2008 22:54:27 GMT -5
BushWack things back to the movie, Low Down Dirty Shame, where the Wayan brother started singing James Brown's songs to the dobermans to calm them down, and it worked. BushWack decides to implore this technique as well and breaks into one of Brown's famous songs.
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 4, 2008 0:28:06 GMT -5
While still attached to the fence, Bushwick's performance is lacking and only infuriates the Great Dane, who's wearing a sign stating, "Gimme Scooby Snaks!"
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Post by osiris on Feb 4, 2008 7:52:26 GMT -5
The other two midgets arrive at the first roller-coaster. They jump the gate and make their way up the entrance path. They approach the giraffe (which has measurement markers along its neck) that measures whether a person is tall enough to ride and begin to mock the giraffe.
Goliath: What's up giraffe.... I don't give a damn how tall your neck is. What.. you think I'm to short... huh ... huh?!
Knee-High: Yeah, you ain't got no park employees to back you up ... We 'bout to ride... ya' tall bastard .... whatchu' gone do 'bout it ... I ain't think a damn thing ....
Both midgets run up the path laughing aloud ... and find themselves at the platform of the roller-coaster.
Goliath: A yo ... a yo ... you know how to run dis' thang ...
Knee-High: I'm not a roller-coaster operator per'se, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night...
O...
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Post by Coach on Feb 4, 2008 14:47:58 GMT -5
**PAUSE**
O, you just gonna change Tyrone and Shadrack's names to Knee-High and Goliath??!! smh lol
**PLAY**
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Post by osiris on Feb 4, 2008 14:57:59 GMT -5
:: PAUSE ::
That's their street names..... LOL
:: PLAY ::
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Post by No Screen Name on Feb 4, 2008 14:58:21 GMT -5
The End.  |
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Post by Coach on Feb 4, 2008 15:03:19 GMT -5
Well you heard it folks...this concludes the adventures of Bushwack Bill, Tyrone aka Knee-High, & Shadrack aka Goliath.
See you next time when Bill, Tyrone & Shadrack Adventures returns....
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