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Post by Cambist on Jan 30, 2008 15:54:28 GMT -5
*sits back and eats popcorn...waiting to see what his OO peeps do with this thread** ;D
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Post by Julie Art on Jan 30, 2008 16:14:22 GMT -5
You are retarded, lol!
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Post by goldenepiphany on Jan 30, 2008 17:43:03 GMT -5
*Walks Into Bathroom And Sees The Writing On The Wall*
[glow=PINK,2,300]For A Good Time Call 55JUICY[/glow]
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Jan 30, 2008 19:09:11 GMT -5
*signs paper for people looking for other E-jump offs*
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Post by Julie Art on Jan 31, 2008 9:38:18 GMT -5
*Walks Into Bathroom And Sees The Writing On The Wall* [glow=PINK,2,300]For A Good Time Call 55JUICY[/glow]OK, which OOer is this? |
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Post by goldenepiphany on Jan 31, 2008 12:23:36 GMT -5
Hahaha...Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiicccccccccccccyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Post by Julie Art on Jan 31, 2008 12:38:56 GMT -5
Never mind, lol!
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Jan 31, 2008 12:44:06 GMT -5
<-- Will give a good time
<-- Can make it juicy
<-- Not Juicy but CAN be
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Post by Julie Art on Jan 31, 2008 12:55:48 GMT -5
LOL! Sailor, what is your orginal OO name? I have no idea who you are.
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Jan 31, 2008 15:37:14 GMT -5
LOL! Sailor, what is your orginal OO name? I have no idea who you are. Sailor T. MOon |
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Post by Coach on Jan 31, 2008 15:44:43 GMT -5
What a brother got to do to become a e-jump off??!!
Thats going down as e-community services on mee -resume....after all. It is an e-service...lol
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 1, 2008 11:12:12 GMT -5
Fingering her hair, Re Re creeps out of a well known apartment complex at 2:30 am. She hits the car alarm on her key chain, causing the headlights to flash a stream of bright light and notices AKAD. In an effort to not be seen, Re Re tightens her black Burberry trench coat, quickly steps forward to open her car door and lets out a yelp as she twists her ankle in her four-inch heeled Roberto Cavalli pumps. She panics for she realizes she has been spoted.
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 1, 2008 12:16:16 GMT -5
Um, Re Re. Why are you coming out of my e-hubby Kao's apartment at 2:30 am mind you? Please explain?
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 1, 2008 12:20:55 GMT -5
*Tries to stiffle her startled expression
Hey, girl! I was just trying to catch up with you, but um your e-husband said you weren't home, and that he did not know where you could possibly be at this time of night! (claws are coming out)
*Re Re, continues to fumble with her keys and tries desperately to conceal what is in her coat...
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 1, 2008 12:31:42 GMT -5
Why are you looking for me at 2:30 in the morning? And why are you so jittery?
*makes way to stand in front of car door so Re Re can't get in*
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 1, 2008 12:42:42 GMT -5
AKAD, Its not like that
(gives AKAD intense eyes that attempt to elicit understanding, but in a fleeting moment there is no understanding)
Look, I had somethings going on, and I needed to talk with you, but now is not the time. Something just happened while I was speaking to your e-hubby and now I have to go handle it. I need you to step out of the way!
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 1, 2008 13:09:21 GMT -5
Wait, you come over my e-hubbys house at 2:30 am claiming that you are looking for me, and then when you find me, or I find you, you say that now isn't the time?
Make time!
*leans up against car and folds arms*
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 1, 2008 13:24:15 GMT -5
*Sighs in defeat...
AKAD girl, we have to talk. Your e-man knows that you were out with Damie tonight and he called me over under the guise of something being wrong with you. When I got here, he was drunk, rambling and told me that he wanted me to give up any info about you and what was up. He also implied that "we" set you up".
*Re Re opens her trench coat, and AKAd barely notices the papers that fall out of it, for the thrown together outfil she has on.
Would I dress like this if I were creepin! (She picks up the papers and hands them to AKAD) I came over for you D. I thought something was wrong and when I got here, I realized that your e-hubby wanted me to spy on you and has evidence (shoves AKAD the phonebills, and other correspondences between AKAD and various e-boos from the past).
*Re Re lowers her head.
I couldnt do it, girl, he was drunk, I just couldnt go there...So I rushed out and now I see you. I know it looks bad. I just didnt want to tell you like this or be in the middle of it.
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 1, 2008 13:32:58 GMT -5
*takes a look at the info. given to me, and I throw it back at Re Re, papers falling everywhere*
You could have come up with a better story then that. Kaos knows of my e-boos of the past. Hell everyone knows, that ain't nothing new. And what is so fishy about your story, the reason why I don't believe it is because Kaos doesn't drink, nor get drunk.
*drops purse onto the ground*
I'mma tell you what I think happened here. And just know I do believe it to be true. You came over here to get your e-grind on. That is why you are dressed like that because up under is really one of Vicki's secrets. You ain't slick. You realized you didn't have enough time when you heard my car pull up, so you came rushing out, hoping not to run into me. Why else would you have on sweats, a trench coat, AND stripper heels? If you threw something together in a rush, HEELS are the last thing you would grab.
*takes off coat and lays it on the car*
Tell me I'm wrong. Be a woman about yours for once in your life.
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Post by osiris on Feb 1, 2008 13:37:00 GMT -5
LOL .... "sweats, a trench coat, AND stripper heels..." ... LOL ... is this a Flash Dance flashback? ... LOL .... Kaos is a freak if he likes for his women to dress up and role play like they're in Flash Dance...
LOL ...
O...
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 1, 2008 13:38:44 GMT -5
zxvnmxflkmbcklb
buahahahahahahaha!
Just going off what she said!
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 1, 2008 13:46:45 GMT -5
damn!
Look, Kaos dont deserve the shit you e-doing to em! You were e-out with Damie, these are your e-sex chronicles and I just came over to e-"comfort" him. It aint my fault he was all e-over ME! Now, e-Back up off me, unless you want me to BRING IT!
And yes, he loves my flashdance style. You should see him throw water on me! Now Back off, cunt!
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Post by Versatile on Feb 1, 2008 13:51:13 GMT -5
damn.
NOTE TO ALL FUTURE E-MEN: If you plan on e-messin' with AKAD, please do remember you must be a consistent poster or you will get e-left!
This has been a public service announcement from the OO V2.0 Foundation
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Feb 1, 2008 14:06:31 GMT -5
lmao@ Verse
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 1, 2008 14:19:07 GMT -5
damn! Look, Kaos dont deserve the shit you e-doing to em! You were e-out with Damie, these are your e-sex chronicles and I just came over to e-"comfort" him. It aint my fault he was all e-over ME! Now, e-Back up off me, unless you want me to BRING IT! And yes, he loves my flashdance style. You should see him throw water on me! Now Back off, cunt! So you finally decided to woman up. Why didn't you just say that at first instead of that lame story you gave? Why you trying to e-comfort my e-hubby? Why is what I'm doing have anything to do with you? It ain't your fault, heffa didn't no one force you to come over here. As far as bring it *throws a left hook and Re Re falls to the ground* It has already been brought, you are just to dumb to realize. Recognize, this isn't over. *while Re Re is holding her nose because it has been broken with blood dripping on the ground, trying to collect herself, I grab my things, pick up a brick, bust her windshield wide open, and go into Kao's apartment and close the door* |
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Post by osiris on Feb 1, 2008 14:36:27 GMT -5
{...the plumber from AKAD's house-warming party from last year pulls up in a 1986 Ford work truck; he just so happen to be working a "maintenance call" at the complex...}
Plumber: {...looks over at Reflection...} You got knocked ... the fuck out! {Plumber then bites into a biscuit as the crumbs fall into his lap... he then brushes them off of his overalls onto the the floor of his truck...}
Plumber: You want a biscuit puppet? ... It'll make ya' feel better. Better yet, ... how bout' you take dis' here monkey wrench and go get monkey on her ass...
O...
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 1, 2008 14:42:57 GMT -5
Re Re gathers her things, regains her composure and opens her door. She wraps her coat around her arm, and wipes the glass off of the seat. Before sitting, she changes her mind, and marches towards AKAD's car. Re Re begins knocking out all of the windows with her coat-wrapped hand. The alarm blares and Re Re, still pissed runs to her car, and revs the engine. Putting the car in Drive, Re Re presses angrily on the gas and runs into AKAD's car. After the impact, Re Re reverses her car and drives off into the night, air hitting her in the face.
Re Re begins to cry. She has ruined her relationship with her Soror, and chapter meeting is Saturday....
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 1, 2008 14:54:53 GMT -5
Pause:
buahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Play:
*catches on cell phone all that Re Re just did to my car. Calls her*
I got on my camera phone what you did to my car, so be prepared for e-legal action. Also, your interest in Omega Omicron, LMAO! Just know that you have hell to pay. Hear me! Hell!
*hangs up on Re Re*
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Post by Ms. RedamnDickulous on Feb 1, 2008 15:15:28 GMT -5
*Dials AKAD Back just to let her know*:
Girl, Boo, I am at the Police station, pressing charges for assault. They said they have never seen a broken nose such as mine, and besides with my car damage and yours, it was just all something that insued in the assault as I tried to get away from you and your crazy ass and could all be considered self defense! Remember, your e-boo is on the city counsel and this scandal could ruin him. Dont forget, I have a paper trail of your er uh sexual trists. Think fast, you chicken fried cunt!
*Smirks and Hangs up...*
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Post by Julie Art on Feb 1, 2008 15:17:08 GMT -5
*this heffa think she doing something. She must now know who she messing with. Have to let her know the wrath of the Liz Taylor of OO isn't something you want to mess with*
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